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Tinsley Mortimer is in a Bikini of the Day

I know that nobody cares about Tinsley Mortimer because she’s some Socialite from the South who lives in New York and is only really famous because of a few low level New York society magazines that write about her attending events, since it is all she does….but she’s in a bikini and that’s good enough reason for me to give this bottom feeding rich girl the attention she craves…cuz I figure I like watching Socialite’s fuck in video to launch their careers, and why not use these half naked pics as encouragement for her to get more naked, trust me, when she realizes how many people are posting these pics cuz there is no one else in bikinis to talk about, she’s going to make flying to Miami a weekly event, posing more and more and more until she turns into Heidi Montag or Paris Hilton, cuz that’s what I know she wants…It’s obvious… The funny thing about her is that she says she is from James Madison’s bloodline to make her look more important than she is, while tons of Americans can use that line from people who live in trailer parks to people who live on Park Avenue. To black, white, poor and rich…but here she is playing it the fuck up. It’s funny. Sure she’s not hot, she’s clearly a coked up party girl, at least that’s what her haggard face is telling me, but she’s good enough considering she’s in a bikini. That’s really all it takes cuz I know it’s the gateway paparazzi picture that leads to many more good times I am ready for. To See The Rest of the Pictures – If you Care – Follow This Link GO

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Heidi Montag Flashes her Bikini Covered Twat of the Day

Heidi Montag has clearly worked out a deal with this paparazzi company to release staged pictures of her, so that everyone makes money off bullshit…. The paparazzi agency is called “Pacific Coast News”. They used to give me images for free, cuz they were nice and understood I was broke, but eventually turned into typical paparazzi scum and tried to exploit me for stupid money I don’t have to post their staged bullshit pictures of idiots…. For some reason, people give a fuck about these cunts…so here are Heidi and Spencer milking their low level of fame, flashing a little bikini bottom covered cunt, in this staged set of pictures…. The world has evolved from getting excited about seeing a bitch in a bikini and having that being enough to really secure their place in the industry….and for that reason I think these assholes should step it up by releasing their murder suicide videos, or at least some sex tapes, cuz plastic pussy or not, I’d still like to see her get fucked…but the again, I am down to watch anyone fuck. To See The Rest of the Pictures, Follow This Link GO

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Heidi Montag Flashes Her Plastic Lady Junk

I really hate myself for doing this, but here’s Heidi Montag and her douche pretend on again off again husband back together again in some completely staged pictures of them walking in the ocean. When are these two going to leave us alone? Nobody gives a crap about what they’re up to, just live out your lives in Costa Rica or wherever the hell they are now and be done with it. Just to be clear, the only reason I’m posting pictures of these morons is because we can see up Heidi’s dress….. That’s it. Oh and I like her big boobies.

Heidi Puts a Razor to Spencer’s Face

Filed under: Heidi Montag , Spencer Pratt , Paparazzi Photo , Heidi & Spencer , Photo Galleries Spencer Pratt got rid of his beard — no, not his wife, his actual facial hair — but then had Heidi Montag lather him up with shaving cream and pretend to shave it off for the cameras on Tuesday. For once Spencer is as smooth as he thinks he is. Read more

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Spencer Pratt — Taking It Off

Filed under: Heidi Montag , Spencer Pratt , Beauty Spencer Pratt is finally getting rid of that annoying thing attached to his face — and no, we don’t mean Heidi Montag . Spencer tells TMZ he is (finally) going shave off his scraggly beard. Pratt admits he let himself go when Heidi kicked him to the… Read more

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Heidi Montag’s Boobs At The Zoo

I’m annoyed with myself for posting so many pictures of Heidi Montag this week, especially the ones that include her retarded husband, but I love her big new boobs so I can’t help myself. They’re like crack to me, I can’t get enough of them. Here they are stuffed nicely into a little tank top while she takes them on a day trip to the zoo. Can you believe she was thinking about having these things removed? We almost had to call in the authorities to lock her up in an insane asylum.

Heidi & Spencer — Kiss & Make-Up

Filed under: Heidi Montag , Spencer Pratt , The Hills This photo pretty much proves Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt aren’t getting divorced … and may also make you lose your breakfast. The gruesome twosome just happened to be photographed while kissing on Heidi’s 24th birthday in Santa Barbara yesterday –… Read more

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Heidi Montag’s Boobs Are Still In A Bikini

Earlier today I had some great pictures of Heidi Montag struggling to keep her massive fake boobs contained in her little bikini top, which was awesome, so I’m a little annoyed that she managed to sort it out by changing bikinis. Lame. I was hoping she’d just give up and go topless, but I guess I’m not that lucky. Anyhow, here she is pretending to surf in yet another bikini. I know these are all posed, but I like it when she’s half naked so I’m going to stare at her for a few hours.

Heidi Montag Holding Her Big Stupid Tit of the Day

I feel like I may have missed this picture of useless bottom feeding trash pulling out her fake tit she got for attention while in staged bikini pictures she is taking for attention…because her sex tape rumor needs to be kept alive since it has people who want to see how bad her plastic face fucks…..from yesterday’s Heidi Montag Fake Tits in a Bikini Post I find the whole thing tedious, boring, repetitive, obnoxious…but I have my fingers crossed that this story ends in murder suicide…something we can all collective jerk off to in excitement… To see the rest of the pics- Follow this Link GO

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Heidi Montag Has Trouble With Her Bikini

We all know that everything about Heidi Montag is fake, fake hair, fake marriage, fake divorce, fake sextape and amazing fake boobs. So it shouldn’t come as much of a surprise that I’m guessing these pictures of her in the ocean struggling to keep her bikini top on are also fake. Luckily, when a chick with massive fake boobs like Heidi pretends that her bikini top is falling off in the surf…. It’s pretty damn hot. I’ve never been this jealous of an ocean before.