You may not remember Sara Underwood….because she doesn’t matter but has existed and has DONE NUDE PHOTOS MANY TIMES WHICH IS HOW SHE GOT A FAN BASE … Other things she’s accomplished in her career, based on being smart enough to get naked at 18 for Playboy was dating Ryan Seacrest…..who got her into Hosting, as hosting has made his robot dancing monkey ass close a billionaire….and with his guidance…she got cast in the shittiest of shows, so shitty that the whole network went defunkt… That said, she’s disappeared for at least 5 years, maybe depression from her fail as a host, killing a network like Seacrest killed her soul while doing cocaine off her asshole, like a hooker who does anything for money…but I’ll assume she had an overbearing rich boyfriend holding her back…but they probably broke up and now she’s on NERD hustle…in superhero outfits…and it’s just silly…but I guess not silly enough for me to post it for you nerds who love girls who pretend to be into nerd shit especially when you can cross reference them to their pussy from 8 years ago… Fame Whoring… The post Sara Underwood is Reaching of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Candice Swanepoel bores me… I don’t know why she’s suddenly scrambling on social media to get noticed. Maybe Victoria’s Secret gave her notice that they won’t be renewing her contract and she realized that she’s a one trick pony and that the world on sees her as one of their imported models…who only does Victoria’s Secret campaigns and without Victoria’s Secret she’s nothing…. Because unlike all the other old, washed up, Victoria’s Secret girls, who are still hot, this one has nothing really exciting going on for her, and hasn’t done anything that exciting… The only press or scandal she’s ever had was getitng engaged to her long time boyfriend…fuck off… So now she’s pushing these lingerie pics out there…in a “Look at Me, I’m here”….but she’s gotta do the Miranda Kerr and marry into hollywood then fuck bieber, or the shit the other girls are doing like hanging out with Taylor Swift, or even do the Heidi Klum and throw a quirky Halloween party so people know you’re weird…and not just because you fuck, marry, reproduce with a massive black man with a voice of an angel… What I’m saying is that even with THESE VINTAGE NUDES and her RECENT ONES FOR LUI …she’s dull…as fuck… So here are some safe, hot body, boring, pics of her body…. The post Candice Swanepoel Trying to be Hot for Social Media of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The only thing more permanent than Heidi Montag’s plastic surgery is the drama between Heidi and her Hills co-star Lauren Conrad. Bearing witness to the implosion of their friendship nearly eight years ago on MTV’s The Hills , viewers were captivated by the young stars endless drama. The drama proved to good enough that people are still talking about it in 2015. The friends’ fallout still isn’t over. Well, they claim it is. But the fact they are still talking about it means they still want their drama to be relevant. In February, in a therapy session on the show Marriage Boot Camp, Heidi claimed that Lauren tried to ruin her life . And now, Lauren is chiming in with her two cents about the drama that just won’t die. Lauren said, “No … I’m not really involved in [“Hills” drama when Heidi Montag stated that Conrad was trying to ruin her life] that anymore.” Clearly, Lauren doesn’t understand that by continuing to talk about it, she is still involved in the drama. She added, “I don’t think it has anything to do with me. You just have to focus on the good people in your life. Focusing on what you lose is only going to make you sad.” “When I did television, scandal was always around me. And I think one of the best things [about that] for me is that your life becomes more big-picture.” Yes, so much of big picture that you are still talking about the same broken friendship from EIGHT. YEARS. AGO. “You have to develop a thick skin really quickly. It toughened me up, which is good,” the fashion designer and former reality star commented. “My husband told me [about Brody Jenner’s new sex advice show]. I didn’t know!” And though she claims to beyond the bickering, she took a shot at Jenner’s show: “He has a lot of experience … so sure, depending on what kind of advice you want.” Not much has changed–other than Heidi’s face.
The only thing more permanent than Heidi Montag’s plastic surgery is the drama between Heidi and her Hills co-star Lauren Conrad. Bearing witness to the implosion of their friendship nearly eight years ago on MTV’s The Hills , viewers were captivated by the young stars endless drama. The drama proved to good enough that people are still talking about it in 2015. The friends’ fallout still isn’t over. Well, they claim it is. But the fact they are still talking about it means they still want their drama to be relevant. In February, in a therapy session on the show Marriage Boot Camp, Heidi claimed that Lauren tried to ruin her life . And now, Lauren is chiming in with her two cents about the drama that just won’t die. Lauren said, “No … I’m not really involved in [“Hills” drama when Heidi Montag stated that Conrad was trying to ruin her life] that anymore.” Clearly, Lauren doesn’t understand that by continuing to talk about it, she is still involved in the drama. She added, “I don’t think it has anything to do with me. You just have to focus on the good people in your life. Focusing on what you lose is only going to make you sad.” “When I did television, scandal was always around me. And I think one of the best things [about that] for me is that your life becomes more big-picture.” Yes, so much of big picture that you are still talking about the same broken friendship from EIGHT. YEARS. AGO. “You have to develop a thick skin really quickly. It toughened me up, which is good,” the fashion designer and former reality star commented. “My husband told me [about Brody Jenner’s new sex advice show]. I didn’t know!” And though she claims to beyond the bickering, she took a shot at Jenner’s show: “He has a lot of experience … so sure, depending on what kind of advice you want.” Not much has changed–other than Heidi’s face.
According to my sources, here’s Heidi Montag at the 3rd annual Reality TV Awards, which is something I didn’t realize existed until 30 seconds ago. But I’m glad it does, because otherwise, we wouldn’t have had a chance to see that even though Heidi’s 15 minutes of fame may be long over, her cleavage is still going strong. And I figure that ought to buy Heidi at least another 30 seconds of fame. Maybe even 45 if I’m going for a new personal best. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Last night on Marriage Boot Camp Season 2 Episode 5, tensions were running especially high in the house … and even more so inside the Shocktagon. You don’t even want to KNOW what that entails. Watch Marriage Boot Camp Season 2 Episode 5 Online The tandems actually underwent shock therapy to learn to communicate, but did that help or hurt matters on Marriage Boot Camp Season 2 Episode 5 ? Depends on how you look at it, we suppose. Is administering electric shocks every time someone gives the wrong answer really a means to training them better? Or just raising tensions higher? If you watch Marriage Boot Camp online , you know that it’s as much about shock value (pun oh so intended) as it is getting the couples to a better place. So we shouldn’t be surprised, but still. Wow. Perhaps the best thing to come out of this episode was Natalie Nunn telling Heidi Montag, “Don’t f–k with me… I’m going to beat your f–king ass.” Not surprisingly, Heidi stopped hiding from her rival and apologized, because if you know anything about Natalie, you know that’s no empty threat. Montag claims she wouldn’t have had Nunn’s man take his shirt off if she’d known Natalie would get upset, which is complete crap, but oh well. They moved on. Now we shall do the same. Marriage Boot Camp Sneak Peek – Aviva’s Leg Thrown! After the boot campers’ performances in Shocktagon, and another drill involving golf carts, their counselors tried to evaluate where things stand. Kiwane is starting to open up. Well done. Spencer Pratt is mocking Heidi at every turn, and is called out by Elizabeth for “deep rooted issues that you avoid by turning everything into a game.” Sounds about right. Rachel and Tyson get lectured for not communicating well, but when you’re on a show with Natalie, Speidi and Aviva Drescher, you could be worse off. Natalie’s lack of respect for her husband is the biggest issue in their relationship, while Aviva and Reid Drescher were the most interesting all night. Reid actually threw Aviva Drescher’s leg (above), a la her infamous Real Housewives of New York City freakout, in the highlight of the evening. After evaluations, Speidi picks up where they left off and begins fighting about the future. “I don’t want a baby, babies cry…” Spencer whines. Takes one to know one. Spencer Pratt & Heidi Montag Photos: Through the Years 1. Spencer and Heidi on July 4 View Photo Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt ring in our nation’s birthday. As only they can. 2. Spencer and Heidi: Photographers View Photo Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt turn the tables on the paps. 3. Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag Kiss View Photo We’ve never seen Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag kiss before. Oh wait, we totally have. Just not this morning until now. That would be the better summation. 4. 3 Boobs View Photo Yep, that’s pretty much what you’re looking at here. Three boobs and a lot of hot air. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Classic Spencer and Heidi View Photo These were the days, when Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt used to just pose for pictures and stir up trouble on The Hills. Nowadays it’s kind of gone to $h!t. 6. Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag on CBB View Photo Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag on Celebrity Big Brother. Look at them, doing their thing. 7. Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are Tools View Photo That doesn’t mean we don’t love these two, but let’s be honest. Tools. Absolute tools. 8. Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag Celebrate View Photo Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag celebrate getting back together (and banking another $10,000 for this photo shoot. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag Photograph View Photo Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag celebrate his 30th birthday party. Yes, they are still around. 10. Spencer and Heidi, Playboy Cover View Photo Spencer Pratt holds the Playboy cover featuring Heidi Montag. She’s not looking too hot, to be perfectly honest with you here. 11. Spencer and Heidi Image View Photo Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag of The Hills and celebrity gossip fame pose for photos at the 4th annual “Road To A Cure” gala in L.A. 12. Another Spencer and Heidi Photo View Photo Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are the hottest couple in the history of … well, they’re not really all that hot. Unless by hot you mean repulsive. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Heidi and Spencer Volunteering View Photo Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt volunteer on Christmas. 14. Heidi and Spencer at the Zoo View Photo Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are doing well these days. It’s almost like they were never divorcing in the first place. 15. Heidi and Spencer in Vegas View Photo Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt hit Las Vegas for a special Valentine’s Day excursion. This is nauseating but hilarious at the same time. 16. Heidi Montag and Spencer Kiss View Photo Gross. We know. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Photo View Photo A photo of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt in happier times. These two just work together, and will be together forever … oh wait, they’re reportedly splitting up. Knew it had to happen at some point. 18. Heidi Montag Nude View Photo Heidi Montag nude is a beautiful thing. Well, not really, unless you’re Spencer Pratt. We can take it or leave it, honestly. But in any case, this is Heidi Montag nude, in Playboy, and possibly in the bed where Spencer gives her 20-30 orgasms a day. Her words! 19. Spencer Pratt, Director View Photo Spencer Pratt fancies himself a movie director now. He’s definitely an entertaining guy, at least. 20. Heidi Montag Playboy Pic View Photo Heidi Montag in Playboy is a bit of a disappointment. You would see the same amount of coverage in any Victoria’s Secret catalog, and the women would actually be gorgeous. Imagine that. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Spencer Pratt with a Gun View Photo It is what it is. Spencer Pratt with a gun. If that doesn’t strike fear, or laughter in your heart, we don’t know what will. 22. Heidi and Spencer Pratt Picture View Photo Spencer and Heidi Pratt are somehow still around … and married! The End. Did you like Spencer Pratt & Heidi Montag Photos: Through the Years? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? 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Father Of “The Hills” Star Arrested For Sexually Abusing Child Relative For Years Reality star Heidi Pratt’s father has been arrested on charges he sexually abused an underage relative for years. According to TMZ reports : Heidi Montag’s father has been arrested for allegedly committing years of sexual abuse and incest with a 13-year-old girl and according to authorities it went on for years … but sources connected to Heidi and Spencer tell TMZ … the alleged victim has significant credibility problems. Bill Montag was picked up by Aspen cops Thursday night. Authorities say the sexual abuse continued until the girl turned 17. The complaint says he abused the child at least 50 times. As for the time frame … the alleged abuse occurred between 1993 and 1998. It does not line up with Heidi or her sister Holly. According to the docs, Bill Montag “groomed her with back rubs in her bedroom in the basement of their home,” and escalated by attempting to use a vibrator on her. At age 16 he began performing oral. It then gets extremely graphic. The documents describe the last incident in 1998, when he allegedly crawled into bed with her, tried to pull down her underwear and said, “I want to have sex with you.” Authorities say she rebuffed him by saying, “Get the hell out of my room, no!” And he responded, “I thought that’s what you wanted. I thought you loved me the way I love you.” Our sources who are very close to Heidi and Spencer tell us … they are very familiar with the accuser who “is determined to destroy the family.” They say she has stalked Heidi and Spencer at various public appearances to the point security had to remove her. Heidi and Spence believe Bill Montag will be exonerated. Of course Heidi is defending her dad but this seems like a pretty extreme thing for someone to lie about. Wow. Would you ever have imagined, considering the way Heidi always seemed to flaunt her wealthy Aspen background, that her family would face a scandal like this one? Instagram/Aspen Police Department
Last night on WE tv, the king of Friday reality programming, Marriage Boot Camp Season 2 Episode 1 turned five celebrity couples over to Jim and Elizabeth Carroll. The relationship drill sergeants’ goal? Fix these troubled marriages, STAT! Ten-HUT! Watch Marriage Boot Camp Season 2 Episode 1 Online The twosomes in need of assistance on Marriage Boot Camp Season 2 Episode 1: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Aviva and Reid Drescher Natalie Nunn and Jacob Payne Tyson Apostol and Rachel Foulger Syleena Johnson and Kiwane Garris Yeah. If you haven’t heard of most or all of these couples, we do not blame you. In fact, we sort of envy you. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were omnipresent on THG for years, but the rest of these pairs, we know a lot less about. When you watch Marriage Boot Camp online , you will predictably discover that things aren’t going great for them these days, for a variety of reasons … Syleena and Kiwane are a blank slate to us. She seems resentful that he retired from the NBA early, based on the results of the lie detector questions. Kiwane appears very quiet and doesn’t really voice his emotions … not that Syleena will let him get a word in edgewise before cutting him off altogether. Maybe she just loves to hear herself talk. Natalie and Jacob appear to be angry, scared of one another, and totally distrustful. Always a winning combo for a marriage that stands the test of time. She tells him not to take his shirt off on TV. She proceeded to try to break the Internet, Kim Kardashian style, with butt selfies. Belfies if you will. Because that makes sense you guys. Tyson and Rachel are in a familiar position to many couples. Rachel wants to get married, Tyson does not, otherwise they would not be on this show. Guy seems content to do his own thing, which is the sort of line you give someone when you break up, not for putting off getting engaged or married. This a six and a half year relationship. Aviva and Reid are struggling with the fact that her Bravo stardom – remember when Aviva Drescher threw her leg ? – is really putting a strain on their family. He doesn’t want to have another baby together as a result, and he feels that negative press she’s getting is not good for their marriage or their family. Aviva seems less concerned. Shocker. Spencer Pratt & Heidi Montag Photos: Through the Years 1. Classic Spencer and Heidi These were the days, when Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt used to just pose for pictures and stir up trouble on The Hills. Nowadays it’s kind of gone to $h!t. Spencer and Heidi are in a class by themselves, filled with drama and theatrics, demanding attention and apologies for who even knows what. They must be something to deal with. When Jim called them out on “faking it” for The Hills cameras, which they 100 percent did, Spencer is incredulous, and he makes Heidi frustrated. Clearly, Speidi does not understand how Marriage Boot Camp works, or they’re pretending not to just to cause their own particular brand of drama. He did admit that he misses being famous. Either way, they feel like they’re being attacked when really they’re not, and it’s kind of awkward to watch. Even more than the gallery above.
It’s been a long time since I’ve had Heidi Montag on the site, but it looks like my former favorite busty nobody’s 15 minutes aren’t up yet. Because here she is heading into a taping of The Today Show and as far as I know, it wasn’t as an audience member. Anyway, I’m not sure what Heidi’s up to these days and I don’t care enough to look it up, but if this hotness comeback keeps up, we could be seeing a lot more of her in the future. Preferably the part from Heidi’s shoulders to her stomach. Fingers crossed! » view all 17 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
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