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Jon Cryer on Conan: I Am a Troll!

No wonder Jon Cryer wasn’t that angry when Charlie Sheen went off on him this week, labeling him as a traitor and a troll . Turns out… … the actor actually is a troll! Admitted Cryer on Conan last night: “There’s not a lot of tolerance for people like me… To avoid ignorance and bullying, I’ve had to hide the fact that I’m a troll. You have no idea how much time and money I’ve spent on electrolysis and hair dye and reconstructive surgery so I can look like this.” Jon Cryer: I’m a Troll! Other trolls in Hollywood, according to the sitcom star? Paul Giamatti, Helen Mirren and Andy Richter. But they can take solace in Cryer’s comforting words: “I’m here to tell you: It gets better. Not gay better. But sort of better.” See, don’t worry about it, Charlie. No reason to issue an apology. Or even an apol .

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Jon Cryer on Conan: I Am a Troll!

Jon Cryer on Conan: I Am a Troll!

No wonder Jon Cryer wasn’t that angry when Charlie Sheen went off on him this week, labeling him as a traitor and a troll . Turns out… … the actor actually is a troll! Admitted Cryer on Conan last night: “There’s not a lot of tolerance for people like me… To avoid ignorance and bullying, I’ve had to hide the fact that I’m a troll. You have no idea how much time and money I’ve spent on electrolysis and hair dye and reconstructive surgery so I can look like this.” Jon Cryer: I’m a Troll! Other trolls in Hollywood, according to the sitcom star? Paul Giamatti, Helen Mirren and Andy Richter. But they can take solace in Cryer’s comforting words: “I’m here to tell you: It gets better. Not gay better. But sort of better.” See, don’t worry about it, Charlie. No reason to issue an apology. Or even an apol .

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Sexcalibur Unleashed: DVD Roundup 3-8-11

It’s a slow week for nudity on DVD & Blu-Ray, with The Walking Dead shuffling onto DVD, Rachel McAdams keeping her Morning Glory under wraps, and Carla Gugino taking all day, Every Day to lose her bikini bottoms. Your best opportunities for onanism this week come from Blu-Ray, where the medieval mammaries of Excalibur go hi-def. Your sword will be brandished and in hand when Excalibur (1981) gets the Blu-Ray treatment. Director John Boorman never bores, thanks in part(s) to Helen Mirren as the evil Morgana, who shows off her breasts through a fishnet top. Cherie Lunghi also shows her Lunghis as Guenevere, and Katrine Boorman adds another chesty scene to prove that the Time of Arthur was full of boobs. Rachel McAdams is Becky Fuller, a television producer who tries to revive a struggling morning show by bringing on new anchor Mike Pomeroy ( Harrison Ford ) in the 2010 comedy Morning Glory , not nude on DVD. We may not get to see Rachel’s morning glory, but we do get a juicy jiggle in Rachel’s McButt when she rolls around in her McPanties. Glorious. Liev Schreiber and Helen Hunt are a couple in crisis in the 2010 comedy-drama Every Day , nude on DVD. He’s bored with his job, troubled that his son is gay, and losing his relationship with his wife, while she’s trying to care for her dying father. Amidst all these real-life problems, we also get a quick peek at Carla Gugino ‘s bare butt. Now there’s something you could get used to seeing every day! Ravenous flesh-eating zombies have overtaken the planet and it’s up to Rick Grimes ( Andrew Lincoln ) to lead his people to safety in the FX series The Walking Dea d , nude on DVD. Don’t look for any skin here, but this is FX, so expect sexy content from female costars like Sarah Wayne Callies . Now you can inspect Sarah’s post-apocalyptic panties frame by frame, searching for the elusive Walking Nip.

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Who Should Present This Year’s Best Picture Oscar?

“Tom Hanks just announced as presenter. Will be the Best Pic presenter do we think?” And with this tweet today Oscar-watcher Sasha Stone has commenced the speculative chatter around the most influential temp job in Hollywood: Who will present this year’s Academy Award for Best Picture? Better still, assuming it’s not too late for America’s voices to be heard, who should present the hardware?

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Jennifer Garner and Russell Brand Photo

“I was in bed with her and she was reading me one of those bedtime stories,” Russell Brand says. “And she did a dirty version of it. She was like, #39;Toad took Frog and mounted him from behind and amounted him smoothly with a rhythmic pace.#39; ” Russell Brand is one lucky guy. Aside from being married to Katy Perry, he gets to make out with Jennifer Garner and share a bed with Helen Mirren in his latest film, Arthur. In it, Brand plays a wealthy guy who woos lots of beauties, including Ga

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Jennifer Garner and Russell Brand Photo

“I was in bed with her and she was reading me one of those bedtime stories,” Russell Brand says. “And she did a dirty version of it. She was like, #39;Toad took Frog and mounted him from behind and amounted him smoothly with a rhythmic pace.#39; ” Russell Brand is one lucky guy. Aside from being married to Katy Perry, he gets to make out with Jennifer Garner and share a bed with Helen Mirren in his latest film, Arthur. In it, Brand plays a wealthy guy who woos lots of beauties, including Ga

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Late Night Highlights: Johnny Depp Tells David Letterman the Worst Joke Ever

Last night, Johnny Depp promoted The Tourist by telling David Letterman a crazy joke that Al Pacino repeated daily on the set of Donnie Brasco . Elsewhere, Helen Mirren kissed Jay Leno (and then he made an erection joke), Carrie Fisher gave Craig Ferguson a scrotum key chain, Conan Jerseyfied a staffer, and Michael C. Hall sang the creepiest Christmas song ever.

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Johnny Knoxville Reportedly Ties The Knot

The ‘Jackass’ star weds girlfriend Naomi Nelson. By Mawuse Ziegbe Johnny Knoxville Photo: Amy Sussman/Getty Images Professional prankster Johnny Knoxville has reportedly tied the knot. According to UsMagazine.com the “Jackass 3-D” star wed his longtime girlfriend, Naomi Nelson, on Friday. Life & Style reports that Knoxville popped the question to Nelson just days ago, with a 2.5-carat engagement ring from Los Angeles’ Platt Boutique Jewelry. The nuptials follow the arrival of the couple’s first child together. Knoxville and Nelson welcomed son Rocko Akira Clapp last December. Knoxville, whose real name is Phillip John Clapp, also has a teenage daughter, Madison, from his marriage to ex Melanie Clapp. Despite his career of pulling off outrageous stunts, Knoxville and new wife have mostly maintained a low profile, and the actor has said Nelson keeps him calm. “I’m lucky enough to be with someone, and I am happy,” he told Knoxville.com. “I feel very lucky. I’m not out running around all the time. I don’t party as much as I used to. I’m not partying constantly and constantly battling myself. I’m with someone, and we are very, very happy.” Knoxville’s next move is decidedly more outlandish than making it legal with his ladyfriend. The actor appears in the latest installment of the prank-packed hit series, “Jackass 3-D,” which lands in theaters on October 15. Even though he and “Jackass” pals like Steve-O and Bam Margera have been staging elaborate shenanigans for years, Knoxville revealed they still shot tons of footage for the upcoming flick. “Man, we filmed so much stuff. So much great stuff got left out of the film because we just overshot,” Knoxville told MTV News earlier this month. He explained the cutting-room bits will be available on a DVD set to hit shelves by the holiday season. “That’ll be in ‘[Jackass] 3.5,’ coming out at Christmas.” Leave well-wishes for the couple below! Related Artists Johnny Knoxville

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‘Wall Street’ Brings In Box-Office Bucks

‘Money Never Sleeps’ takes $7 million in theaters on Friday. By Mawuse Ziegbe Michael Douglas and Shia LaBeouf in “Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps” Photo: 20th Century Fox The Box-Office Top Five #1 “Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps” ($7 million) #2 “The Town” ($5 million) #3 “Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole” ($4.6 million) #4 “Easy A” ($3.6 million) #5 “You Again” ($2.8 million) Proving money still talks — at least, to moviegoers — “Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps” took the top spot at the Friday box office. Michael Douglas’ return as Gordon Gekko, 23 years after he powered the cautionary money, power and success tale of the original “Wall Street,” rang up $7 million in ticket sales. Another cash-grabbing flick, “The Town,” also scored big with audiences, landing in the second-place slot. The film, which follows vault looters (Ben Affleck), ladies (Blake Lively and Rebecca Hall) and the law (Jon Hamm) as they get caught up in the nefarious Boston bank-robbing underworld, made $5 million. The haul brings the movie’s total estimated tally to just over $38 million since its debut last Friday. The Friday top five wasn’t all about money grubbing and shady ethics. The animated feature “Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole” debuted in third place. Adapted from the children’s book series by author Kathryn Lasky, and boasting voice-over performances from Helen Mirren and Geoffrey Rush, the kid-friendly fantasy flick raked in an estimated $4.6 million. The high-school comedy “Easy A” continued to turn in good marks at the box office. Featuring a cast of young Hollywood names, including Emma Stone, Penn Badgley and Amanda Bynes, the flick pulled in $3.6 million during its second Friday on screens. Rounding out the top five with a tale of post-high school awkwardness is “You Again.” Audiences plunked down $2.8 million to catch Kristen Bell’s turn as a successful PR professional grappling with the fact that her brother’s fianc

Your Bad Guys Will No Longer Be British

In America, we both admire and fear British actors: On the one hand, we give them all our Oscars, but on the other, we constantly make them play villains. Now, in news that will either make Alan Rickman very happy or cause him to file a panic-stricken unemployment application, Paramount is resolving to cast actors with more indeterminate accents in the studio’s bad guy roles. Tommy Wiseau, now is your moment. [ New Zealand Herald via MCN ]

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