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Candice Swanepoel’s Instagram Upsets Me of the Day

I mean this is just asshole behavior on Candice Swanepoel’s part…she’s covering up the goods on both her and a massive picture of herself that I assume she carries around with herself everywhere she goes…cuz models are paid to look good and in that are really self conscious cunts about the whole thing….often times vain when they look at their bank accounts and when the photographers constantly give them attention while shooting them….for the fans to give them attention too… It’s like come on girl…how many Candice Swanepoel nipples can be covered up in one single picture before I hate you…. Apparently 2 on the low end, 4 on the high end….. But I can’t actually hate you, that would get in the way of my loving you…. Here are some of her instagram pics…

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Candice Swanepoel’s Instagram Upsets Me of the Day

Jacqueline Oloniceva for Agent Provocateur Lingerie of the Day

Jacqueline Oloniceva is a relatively unknown model…and she’s doing some catalog shots for what is probably the more interesting of the lingerie companies out there…because they tap into old classy throwback shit….that comes across as high quality, borderline fetish gear for the average shopper willing to spend 4 times the price on underwear than at Victoria’s Secret…and it is worth it…cuz it has that 1920s imported lace sexiness…versus the functional and scientific implant making padded bras of Victoria’s Secret….which are deceiving….and more importantly in every trailer park in north america…. So that when you undress a girl and she’s wearing Agent Provocateur….you know she’s probably the kind of girl who washes her vagina regularly and who uses those fancy powders and perfumes on herself….to makes eating her out taste less like a loose meat sandwich….and more like heaven….

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Jacqueline Oloniceva for Agent Provocateur Lingerie of the Day

Kate Upton Grabbin’ At Genevieve Morton Tit of the Day

I wonder how I missed this Kate Upton social media pic of her grabbing at South African model, who was also in SI Swimsuit, because she’s got huge tits, Genevieve Morton’s tits….because it hit the internet on Valentine’s Day….maybe I was too busy being romantic for my wife….by trying to fuck other girls….or maybe I just don’t pay attention to pig looking women, even if they have massive tits, because I prefer my women to be lean and lovely, not big and dumpy…..but it happened, here’s the pic…we can all move on now….

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Kate Upton Grabbin’ At Genevieve Morton Tit of the Day

Nicole Trunfio Modeling Swimwear of the Day

Nicole Trunfio is a low level model who has attached herself to SI model Jessica Gomes….you know doing that whole “we’re both from Australia, let’s be BFFs in America, because no one understands our Accents”….shit in efforts to get herself in on the shoots, with the right people, but for some reason, after 4 years of trying, she still hasn’t pulled it off…maybe what she’s missing is a high profile athlete boyfriend, I mean there must be something for her to do…she can’t just sit and see her friend get more airtime than her…that isn”t fair….and I guess while she strategizes she makes time for low level swimsuit campaigns…you know to pay her rent and practice for the big day when SI makes that call….It’s kinda sad, but not as sad as the fact that she ignores me when I leave commments on her instagram….showing off matching Rolex’s with her more successful model friends…just trying to fit in…one titty at a time….

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Nicole Trunfio Modeling Swimwear of the Day

Daisy Fuentes Bikini New Years Pic of the Day

Daisy Fuentes posted this amazing picture to her instagram for New Years Eve….but based on her level of relevance…it has taken the public a week to find it….but I am sure glad they did…cuz I like seeing babes from the 90s who are in their 40s rockin’ bikinis in the snow…showcasing their fake tits…while having a good ol’ winter time….it’s my porn….my very specific fetish that Daisy Fuentes just catered to….what a slut.

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Daisy Fuentes Bikini New Years Pic of the Day

Rihanna on All Fours for Vogue of the Day

Here is some Rihanna on all fours for Vogue and it isn’t showing enough nudity or half naked Rihanna for my liking because I guess Vogue doesn’t factor in what I want out of their 100,000 dollar shoots, those snobby self involved cunts….I can get more boners on her instagram….getting down to pics of her in her underwear….as long as I don’t get lost in her insane religious quotes….because she’s clearly broke, tormented and confused…but still Rihanna, child prostitute turned pop star. battered woman turned abuser sympathizer, poor ghetto trash turned into #rich….you know….and at least there’s a pic of her on all fours….so that I can recognize her…otherwise, I’d just be lost in this shit. To See Her in a See Through Shirt at Some Event This Weekend

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Emily Ratajowski’s Twitter Pics of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski has tweeted me once…before she was famous for having the single best body in the fucking world right now….at least according to me right now…as I am inconsistent and easily distracted and fall in love with hot bodies every fucking day….but not all those hot bodies acknowledge I exist…even though I’m amazing and runnning massive PR for them… There are 1000s of Emily Ratajowski’s in LA trying to make it….and now that this Emily bitch is too big for me…too famous…too much of an ego onto working with bigger sites…I’ll still look at her twitpics but I won’t look at her instagram cuz she’s blocked me….but I like to think…I’ve fired her…to move onto new vagina willing to get nakeed for fame….

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Emily Ratajowski’s Twitter Pics of the Day

Some Afternoon Preciousness … Starring Shai Moss!

Bow Wow’s baby girl is growing up so fast! Shai’s mommy, model Joie Chavis posted several photos of their lil bundle of “Joy” to her instagram and Twitter accounts today. Check the flip to check out the new and recent shots of baby Shai and her hot mommy.

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Some Afternoon Preciousness … Starring Shai Moss!