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Emily Ratajkowski Deleted Instagram Pic of the Day

Posted on January 30, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Apparently, Emily Ratajkowski posted this to her instagram and then deleted it, because of the nipples…as instagram doesn’t allow nipples, but rather encourages you and everyone you know to use their nonsense free of charge in exchange for making them all a bunch of fucking billionaires…something you’d think they’d thank you for…by letting you post whatever the fuck you want…but instead that they control and regulate like the hall monitor at your high school so that they can further monetize your hard work and intellectual property….because we are all a bunch of suckers…that’s why they are rich and we’re pathetic… That said, follow me on INSTAGRAM …. An account Emily Ratajkowski has blocked because she doesn’t like me…so I have no idea if this is her or not, I’m can’t see any of it…but if you want to see her naked…google.

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Jessica Alba’s Mom Thigh Gap in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 26, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Alba is a hot bodied mom, who you may remember as being an it girl everyone wanted to have sex with, despite being Mexican, before settling down and becoming a billionaire with a brand of organic baby products…and I guess whoring herself out to endorse products for money is pretty much her thing…and these bikini pics of her from her instagram, the thigh gap one has since been removed, because I guess she is not relatable to all the fat moms pushing 40 who love her, and give her money, but that thanks to the internet will live on forever… I mean this body…is crazy…

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Miley Cyrus of the Day

Posted on January 22, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Attention seeking, stain on the younger generation, unauthentic hipster, who like most other hipsters, are just misguided rich kids with nothing better to do, seeking acceptance and purpose, because they don’t have to work normal jobs, and being weird amongst themselves, just feels cool….Miley Cyrus….brought her artistic interpretative social media performance art….that her peers will celebrate because they are paid….posting the above pic and the below comment…in what I guess is instagram english…thanks to the world being filled with young, porno influenced retards… Do yiew tink if I push muah titties up I’ll get mo followahhhzzzz? #shouldigrowmyhairout? And I am all about this.

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Shay Mitchell’s Bikini Video of the Day

Posted on January 22, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Canadian Shay Mitchell from whatever the fuck the hugely popular show that got her 4 million fans on her instagram….which is a lot of fucking people…especially when you’ve never heard of Shay Mitchell and I know you haven’t, because I’ve hardly heard of her…and do this shit all day…has figured out the key to getting talked about is producing as much bikini content possible, because motherfuckers love bikinis….I mean she’s even brought a camera person on her trip, to produce videos like this, which all seems a little desperate, but when you’re ethnically ambiguous ass gets this far from the frozen tundra you are from…fucking bring it….with what is pre-sex tape level whoring but whoring none the less….and I’m all about it…I am just unhappy we never ran into each other doing Canadian things…like fucking babies seals……

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Tara Reid’s 2015 Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 1, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess someone told Tara Reid that bikini pics get hits, and that bikini pics increase followers on her instagram, probably because she’s getting 500 likes on a fucking picture, and she’s Tara Fucking Reid, someone who at one point in time, well before becoming a global party slut, was in a ton of relevant shitty movies, long before being in shitty movies that became relevant for being so shitty…and she deserves more fucking love…so give it to her…as scary as she may be, all leathery, zombie-like, and all I can think about is how disgusting her well traveled, corpse smelling pussy must be…and more importantly, how twisted I am for wanting it all over my face and in my mouth, even if it doesn’t have sensation or get wet anymore…due to premautre, she’s only 40, but she’s partied hard…#menopause… These all happened the last few days….very ambitious, maybe even manic of her…but I guess she’s got nothing else going on… Her tits may still be shit…but at least she’s not fat…despite being broken the fuck down everywhere else… From naked – to swimming underwater- to cooking skin and New Years messages – these are all life changing…

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Caroline Vreeland’s Tits Do Christmas Late of the Day

Posted on December 30, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Caroline Vreeland is someone I’ve been following on instagram since I started MY FIRST INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT BEFORE HAVING IT DELETED 4 TIMES YEARS AGO She’s an aspiring singer, possibly a fixtue in the LA thing, a girl with a rockin’ set of massive tits who once auditioned for American Idol but never made it, and who now runs around with boyfriend being silly, with her set of massive fucking tits, tits that even if you’re not a tit guy, you’ll love….and now she’s the “left of the cutting room floor”…for LOVE MAGAZINE ADVENT , but who was restored when they decided to run the advent until New Years Eve….which is pretty much the biggest thing her and her big titties have done to date…so I wouldn’t say she’s made it…but she’s done something…and that’s sing Christmas Carols badly with her big tits a few days too late because LOVE MAGAZINE is so edgy and fashion that they do Christmas after Christmas…#art Here are some of her instagram pics…because why not..slash #tits….I mean they are cartoon-like and amazing…at least clothed…because you know topless these can be a serious miss….but take it in now while she’s not 40….because at 40…this will be a fucking nightmare.

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Selena Gomez Does Instagram of the Day

Posted on December 17, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have no idea why I am posting a Selena Gomez instagram round-up, like I fucking care about Selena Gomez, her LUPUS or the fact that she had Justin Bieber inside her when he was underage, like some kind of sex offender… I mean, I am totally, one hundred percent confident in the fact that I don’t give a fuck about her or her probably breast implants…yet here I am….uploading pics of her like she matters to me…or really to anyone… I just hope at least one of you is capable of jerking off to these pics…but I mean if you are…you’re probably already her fan…and you probably already have seen these since you follow her on instagram…unless you only like your instagram pics set to useless banter by a drunken asshole who didn’t get a blowjob last night even though he should have…becuase that’s what is supposed to happen when you’re in cocaine fueled 3 am dance parties in random crackhouses with a girl with great tits.. All this to say….here’s her instagram bullshit…that should be a sex tape…but proven everyday of my life…you can’t always get what you want.

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Courtney Stodden Naked for for Instagram of the Day

Posted on October 22, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Courtney Stodden posted this picture of her strategically – yet fully nude – reminding me why I like Courtney Stodden. She’s just this balance of fame whore, clown with silly circus sized tits, who pretends to be 18 or 19 and married to an old dude, when she’s really probably in her 40s, and the whole Courtney Stodden experience is just perfect…sure I’d throw in more porn, but at the same time, she looks like a typical pornstar and that would just make her like everyone else, when the real allure is that she looks and acts it, but isn’t it, keeping me wanting more… My one life regret in recent years was being invited to her Halloween party last year, and not going…I guess I’ll just look at her instagram porn – because I can.

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Bregje Heinen on the Beach of the Day

Posted on October 21, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bregje Heinen just did Maxim Magazine, which really doesn’t mean anything at all, because Maxim is the fucking worst… It is a massive pile of irrelevant shit that didn’t manage to convert to the web very well, and that were forced to use real low level talent in their shoots up until this year when they tried the rebrand because they were struggling hard.. I was in Maxim in 2007. I know first hand. I also get lawyers letters everytime I mention Maxim, because they are team players who really get it like that. Fuck those asshoels…even though I’d rather fuck this asshole…the one hiding in Bregje Heinen’s bathing suit in her instagram pic…

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini Pic for the Win of the Day

Posted on August 19, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alessandra Ambrosio is winning the bikini model on vacation in a bikini game…at least when she posts pictures of herself either for the paparazzi or her instagram that involve her not with her two kids…but rather upside down in yoga poses…her body doing things I am tempted to join a yoga studio to watch other girls do…even knowing that they won’t look anything like Alessandra, but rather like a horrible sloppier interpretation of this…in what I can only imagine would be a room that smells like a giant fart…from all the queefs and farts I’v been told happen since vaginas and assholes aren’t built to tolerate these kinds of positions…and just kind of explode everywhere…which I guess is a fetish in and of itself… You can hate yoga people for being all spiritual and annoying…but I like them for their ability to eat themselves out. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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