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Jessie J in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know if anyone cares about Jessie J, a UK popstar who may be popular here, but I can’t be too sure, because I avoid pop music as hard as I can, not because I am some obscure hipster who only likes the sounds of pots and pans being beat against pavement rhythmically, but because I am convinced these corporate run puppets are trying to brain wash me through the radio and that shit scares me…I mean I know lyrics to Lady Gaga songs, and I don’t even know lyrics to songs I like, and more importantly, I have never put on a Lady Gaga song…proving to me that this illuminati music shit is real fucking life… What I do know is that Jessie J used to rock the leotard on stage, and now she’s rocking a bikini in some twitter pics I can’t jerk off to, because she’s not naked, but I’ll post anyway, because you probably can…

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Kelly Rowland for Shape Magazine of the Day

While Beyonce was getting ripped off stage by some crazed fan who was trying to bring her home to meet his mom, or maybe his gay friends who couldn’t make it to the concert, but who he wanted to bring the concert to, because the gay who brings Beyonce to the party, is that Gay who is probably walking away HIV Positive thanks to all the unprotected appreciation…they’re given… Kelly Rowaland was in Shape Magazine, showing the world that when you buy yourself tits, and do sit-ups, you can come across as a lean bitch, who doesn’t look all that much like a dude….because of the cleavage… Shape is notorious for photoshopping the shit out of everything, so it’s safe to say, the shit has been photoshopped out of this…and no, that wasn’t a racist joke…because unlike you redneck trash, I like black girls, they are so exotic and remind me of masturbation in the 80s…thanks to National Geographic…we’ve gone over this before, stop making me repeat myself.

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Kelly Rowland for Shape Magazine of the Day

Kelly Rowland for Shape Magazine of the Day

While Beyonce was getting ripped off stage by some crazed fan who was trying to bring her home to meet his mom, or maybe his gay friends who couldn’t make it to the concert, but who he wanted to bring the concert to, because the gay who brings Beyonce to the party, is that Gay who is probably walking away HIV Positive thanks to all the unprotected appreciation…they’re given… Kelly Rowaland was in Shape Magazine, showing the world that when you buy yourself tits, and do sit-ups, you can come across as a lean bitch, who doesn’t look all that much like a dude….because of the cleavage… Shape is notorious for photoshopping the shit out of everything, so it’s safe to say, the shit has been photoshopped out of this…and no, that wasn’t a racist joke…because unlike you redneck trash, I like black girls, they are so exotic and remind me of masturbation in the 80s…thanks to National Geographic…we’ve gone over this before, stop making me repeat myself.

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Kelly Brook’s Bikini at 16 for Instagram of the Day

Kelly Brook posted the above picture to her instagram saying something along the lines of “My first shoot at 16″….to either prove to the haters that she’s got tits…or to cater to the pervert creeper fans..by given them something semi-illegal to jerk off to…or to let us all know she’s been a half naked, using her body to get ahead since she was a kid….you know when other kids were getting an education, her and her parents, if she even has parents, cuz I am going to assume by the bikini modelling at 16, she didn’t….were whoring her out…I mean usually girls only learn how to whore in their early 20s when all else fails…but this Kelly Brook has a solid 3 decades invested in this…

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Kelly Brook’s Bikini at 16 for Instagram of the Day

Kelly Brook’s Bikini at 16 for Instagram of the Day

Kelly Brook posted the above picture to her instagram saying something along the lines of “My first shoot at 16″….to either prove to the haters that she’s got tits…or to cater to the pervert creeper fans..by given them something semi-illegal to jerk off to…or to let us all know she’s been a half naked, using her body to get ahead since she was a kid….you know when other kids were getting an education, her and her parents, if she even has parents, cuz I am going to assume by the bikini modelling at 16, she didn’t….were whoring her out…I mean usually girls only learn how to whore in their early 20s when all else fails…but this Kelly Brook has a solid 3 decades invested in this…

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Amanda Bynes’ Psychiatric Hold Continues Under Judge’s Orders

Judge grants doctor’s request to extend actress’s hospitalization for another month as her parents are granted temporary conservatorship. By Gil Kaufman

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Kendall Jenner’s Inappropriate Leggings

If I wasn’t on the government watch list before, I am now. Here is 16 year old Kendall Jenner wearing an outfit that a girl her age shouldn’t be wearing out in public. Someone needs to have a talk with her parents because obviously they’re not doing their job well.

Viva La Beauty: Meet The Venezuelan Winner Of The Miss World Pageant

Congratulations to the most beautiful Ivian Sarcos. And congratulations to us for getting to look at her! 22-year-old Sarcos was Miss Venezuela and now she’s been crowned Miss World. She’s one of 13 children and a human resources graduate that spent five years in an orphanage after her parents passed away. And now that that’s out of the way, beautiful pics!

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Taylor Momsen: It’s Okay Mom and Dad!

It wasn’t long ago that Taylor Momsen blamed her “damaged” and abrasive attitude on her parents , who forced her into modeling and acting so early. Now she appears to be backing off that sentiment. The Gossip Girl star tells Kerrang! magazine (UK) that her comments were taken out of context when she said her folks made her “miserable” and “upset.” “No two year old wants to be working, but I had no choice,” Taylor said. “My whole life, I was in and out of school. I didn’t have friends. I didn’t have a real life.” In a rare moment of softness, Taylor now lets her parents off the hook, revealing she didn’t really mean to slam mom and dad, who felt “horrible” about all this. “I love my mom and dad. Maybe I didn’t have the childhood people think you should have, but I still went through the ages, I was still a child,” she says now . “Maybe it wasn’t a conventional one, but you know, I like where I am now so it’s OK.” We like where she is too. Now if she would just smile once in awhile … The Pretty Reckless – Make Me Wanna Die

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Missing Teen Sailor Contacted, Found Alive and Well

Abby Sunderland, the 16 year old girl from California who was attempting to circumnavigate the globe and who was feared lost at sea has been in contact with Australian authorities. A french fishing vessel is on their way to Abby's boat, Wild Eyes, and plan on bringing her to shore. According to her parents, she sent out distress signals after she suffered high tides. Her boat is still in tact and her rigging is down, but she is alive and awaiting the rescue boat. added by: jenrich