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Kelly Brook in a Bikini on the Beach in Portugal for Twitter of the Day

It is possible that I hate all celebrity pussy because they taunt me all day and don’t let me fuck them….maybe that is why I look at all their flaws and call them fat, old, dumpy or uninteresting….Maybe I hate them cuz I can’t have them…making me bitter or maybe…just maybe they are in fact overrated….and maybe their big tits do come with big square uneventful asses…and maybe everyday girls who don’t waste their time aspiring to be famous are in fact hotter and have more substance that these bitches some company decided to shove down our throat….and maybe I’m just honest and objective cuz I know I’d fuck Kelly Brook…hell I’d fuck anything with a vagina….but that doesn’t mean I have to like it…or that I can’t call it out for being less great than her paycheck tells her she is….you know just cuz a movie cost 100,000,000 dollars to make doesn’t mean it is good…and just cuz a company sells a lot of product doesn’t mean the locally grown is of lesser quality…it’s all perspective…I’m not racist, I love all women, I will fuck all women, even during a herpes outbreak…but I can say that some women have great tits….and some women have shitty asses….and sometimes that happens on one woman…and today that woman is Kelly Brook…..but I do appreciate her self produced erotica, it shows good spirit and drive…… Here are some pics she took for twitter.

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Kelly Brook in a Bikini on the Beach in Portugal for Twitter of the Day

Skinny and Weird Looking Jonah Hill Gets Ugly Pussy of the Day

As a celebrity….especailly a funny man for all the college girls who have seen your countless movies targeted to them….like Jonah Hill…You are supposed to only fuck hot pussy….even when at your fattest…you are supposed to fuck hot pussy….even if your penis is small or you have a herpes outbreak….groupies are supposed to jump on your dick….and rick STDs to experience you…. And you are not supposed to get healthy and lose all the weight that made you the funny fat guy…pretty much what your career depended on….only to become a funny looking big eared guy….but if you do…for health reasons or cuz you hate seeing yourself on camera cuz you look like a huge pile of obese shit…you don’t downgrade the quality of pussy…..you use your new found skinny to get hotter, more famous bitces than the groupies you’ve been sticking it to the last decade of fame…. I don’t know who this bitch is, but she looks like a crackwhore, but not in a good way….See I like that she dresses like a crackwhore, but she’s definitely not hot enough to be a crackwhore, or more importantly for any millionaire to use…even if that millionaire is the the most heinous or handicapped……. Let’s just hope this is his sister with bad style…..cuz I’m a fat, married, broke, unshowered, disgusting, small penised blogger, and I land hotter pussy than this…and it only costs me 50 dollars.

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Jessica Alba Isn’t Hot Doing Boring Mom Shit of the Day

I am pretty confident that these pictures prove that there is little hot about being a mom. I mean this is Jessica Alba and she should in theory look good under all circumstances, in any condition, from shitting, to taking out the trash, to being unshowered, to gaining 20 pounds, to the idea of her nagging the fuck out of us to do more around the house cuz the Mexican maid she hired as a tribute to her Mexican father, but the second that shit happens knowing she has a kid….it loses all its appeal…..unless of course it is naked…which in these pictures she’s not….

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Paris Hilton Goes to Vocal Lessons of the Day

Oh God…. I don’t know what the fuck I am putting this up for….I have a feeling that when I saw it and read the caption a few times….my survival instinct kicked in and like a bad action movie where we all need to board a rocket ship to start a new civilization on another planet kicked in….and I felt I had to warn you that Paris Hilton is taking vocal lessons, so that can only mean one thing, and that thing is a new album…..because one failure, joke, vanity project wasn’t enough, this ego wants more…. When really she should be producing another sex tape now with years of experience, ideally during a herpes outbreak while a few more months pregnant, because that’ll capture some attention she’s craving, while catering to my fetish…. Either way, you’ve been warned…

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Sophie Monk has a Stalker Who Isn’t Me of the Day

Sophie Monk apparently has a stalker, I call bullshit, because everyone knows that she has herpes, and people with herpes never get stalked, they kinda get drunkenly fucked when people don’t really realize how much of a pain in the ass herpes actually is, because they are drunk, until waking up to pimples on their dick a few weeks later, wondering why they did what the did for only a few minutes of pleasure, unless I guess her stalker has herpes too, which is also possible, cuz I hear stalkers aren’t always the most hygienic or careful people when it comes to sexuality…..Not that I know for a fact that she has herpes, I just like to believe a herpes outbreak is what broke up her engagement to the Good Charlotte sister, its how she found out he cheated on her.

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