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Hilary Duff Is Massive

If you were looking for some pictures of a former hottie looking like she’s really fat and uncomfortable, you’ve come to the right place. Here’s Hilary Duff looking like I feel after a night of steak and beers. Gross. Does she also get the strange night farts? *Vote for Hilary Duff in the 2011 Hollywood Tuna Hottie of the Year Poll

I’m Done With Hilary Duff’s Pregnancy

I think I’m done with Hilary Duff’s pregnancy, enough already, it’s time to get back to the original hotness. This fatness just isn’t doing it for me anymore. i know I’m supposed to find this natural and beautiful and all that crap, but it’s just not working for me anymore. Don’t get me wrong, I like the big preggo breasts, but that belly looks like I feel after a good night out. All bloated and dizzy. Good times. Anyhow, squeeze that kid out and let’s get back to the hotness.

Hilary Duff’s Ever Expanding Hotness

Hilary Duff is still pregnant with another man’s child, and I’m still not pleased about it. Not because of the baby, I would raise that thing as my own, teaching it to blog about funbags at a very young age, but because now her body is going to be all stretch out and weird looking. Even skinny chicks after they have a baby get that weird extra loose belly skin. It’s creepy. I guess she’s a celebrity, so as part of her birthing package they’ll probably throw in a tummy tuck. Crisis averted. What do they do with the extra skin and is it illegal to have it made into a wallet?

Hilary Duff Is Definitely Pregnant. Hotness Is Over.

Well it was a good run, but Hilary Duff’s hotness days have officially come to an end. At least for now. Here she is showing off that massive human filled belly in a baby diarrhea colored turtleneck. Not impressed. It’s not like she’s ugly or anything, I’m not a complete moron, but this is the point of a woman’s pregnancy when the thought of having sex with them kind of goes out the window…. I’d go for some make outs and a little over the sweater action, but that’s it for now. Call me.

The Beauty Book for Brain Cancer

Leave it to something as terrible as brain cancer to bring together some of Hollywood’s hottest pieces of tail. Here are Hilary Duff , Jessica Alba , Hayden Panettiere , Eva Mendes , Lindsay Lohan and Kim Kardashian getting sexy for something called The Beauty Book For Brain Cancer . The fact that it’s for a good cause seems to make these shots even hotter for some reason. Does that make me some kind of weirdo? I don’t care, hotness is hotness.

Hilary Duff’s Sweet Pregnant Profile

Here’s Hilary Duff and her ever growing belly hanging out in the park over the weekend looking like she was extremely well fed over Thanksgiving. She looks the way I felt most of the weekend, but with a nicer ass. A pregnant woman isn’t exactly my favorite thing in the world, they’ve got at least one human inside of them, but I really love pregnant woman boobs… Hot.

Hialry Duff Pregnancy Tit Watch of the Day

I love watching Hilary Duff filling out her shoulders properly…all dealing with the consequences of unprotected sex, not getting an abortion, or not being struck with a miscarriage or as I prefer to call “an abortion from God”…even though I don’t believe in God… She’s all big as fuck, milk filled tits, ready to drop in a tight shirt, all because she wanted to feel her mans cum drip out of her pussy for a fucking change…she was tired of all the anal…at least that’s what I assume she went through after reading up on hocky hazings…I know how these things work…. The only thing sad about this is that you can’t pretend to K-Fed her….like I know you all do….cuz someone beat you to it…but you can fantasize about that pussy pre-all the damage it is about to go through…and for me that’s all I really need.

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Hilary Duff, Nicole Scherzinger, Stacy Keibler, Josh Duhamel at The Beauty Book Event

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Hilary Duff, Nicole Scherzinger, Stacy Keibler, Josh Duhamel, Carmen Electra, Cheryl Burke, Derek Hough, Cody Longo, Elisabetta Canalis, Rick Fox, Eliza Dushku, Mechad Brook and Sophie Monk all attended the launch of The Beauty Book for Brain Cancer at Grauman’s Chinese Theater. Hollywood.TV captured all the red carpet excitement and spoke with the celebrities on the red carpet! Follow Hollywood.TV on Facebook @ facebook.com

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Hilary Duff, Nicole Scherzinger, Stacy Keibler, Josh Duhamel at The Beauty Book Event

Hilary Duff Baby Making Vagina Hugging Pants of the Day

I’m a big fan of Hilary Duff’s pregnancy….and I don’t know why because the concept of pregnancy before Hilary Duff wore it so well…disgusted me…you know the uterus full of new life is freaky on its own…but then imagine it’s your kid that you’re stuck with for its entire life…knowing it will end up hating you, even though you pay for it, leading a real STD worst that AIDS cuz it talks back to you….but knowing Hilary Duff’s Uterus got Stuffed by Hilary Duff’s husband…or at least by her farting it out her ass and fingering herself cuz he only does anal….just makes her better….I think the stomach just balances out her broad shoulders…carrying it well, even when that baby making vagina gets hugged by her tight pants…I mean especially when that vagina gets hugged by tight pants…

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Hilary Duff’s Decent Pregnant Booty

Earlier today I did a post about Hilary Duff’s pregnancy finally starting to catch up to her, she’s got a pretty solid beer belly on her now, but I also mentioned I needed to see the booty to make sure. Well, here it is and I’ve got to say from behind you wouldn’t really know she had a human being growing inside of her. So to sum up, hot and sexy from the rear, and knocked up with some half-assed hockey dude’s baby up front. I’ll take the rear. more pictures of Hilary Duff here