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Gwyneth Paltrow Hard Body Bikini Pics of the Day

Here are some pictures of Steven Spielberg following his god daughter Gwyneth Paltrow around in the bikini, clearly for masturbation purposese later in the night, cuz that’s what people who like following their god daughters around in bikini with a video camera are usually doing….it is generally not because he’s practicing his filmaking, you know that excuse doesn’t work when you’ve a billionaire filmmaker…damn you career for getting in the way of my creeping perversions…. I hate to admit it but her ass looks amazing…maybe I’m just horny and not processing the fact she’s Gwyneth Paltrow, annoying mom…luckily her ass actually looks like this….and they got a pic of it…now I can go back to hating her….ok…that’s better now…

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Hilary Duff Bikini Pictures of the Day

I didn’t have the rights to post the Hilary Duff pictures, so I decided to do my “artist rendition”, cuz bitch is built like a fucking fridge, thanks to her husband the Hockey Player’s influence in trying to make her more like the team when he fucks her from behind and slips the mullet hockey hair wig onto her…I know how these billionaire athletes who don’t need to be athletes cuz they are billionaires are…in it cuz they like the locker room…homosexuals masked by marriages to pop culture icons from a decade ago….and now bitch is stripped down…I assume as bait to lure more cock for Comrie to suck as he offers them the chance to bang his wife…without them really grasping what kind of threesome this is about to become…as far as I’m concerned – it’s a true story… To See The Rest of the Pictures Follow This Link

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Lindsay Lohan’s Hint Of Freckled Cleavage

I love this new free Lindsay Lohan , she’s all over the place now. I guess I would be too if I couldn’t leave my house for a few months. Here she is on the beach in a nice pair of booty shorts showing off those long freckly legs of hers. If those freckles ever join forces, she’s going to have an awesome tan. I can tell that she’s trying hard to show off her big freckly breasts too, but the angle just isn’t working in her favor. I can see a hint of cleavage, but that’s not going to cut it. Better luck next time princess.

Hilary Duff’s Bad Ass Short Shorts

I love the summertime, the lack of clothing that women wear is simply awesome. Here’s Hilary Duff out in her hot pair of denim cut offs and her bad ass tank top like she’s about to hop on the back of my motorcycle. Alright, I don’t have a motorcycle, but I have one of those bikes from the eighties that looked like a motorcycle complete with shocks and a plastic gas tank. That should do the trick. Leave the douche at home. And you’re going to have to make the motor sounds. Call me.

Hilary Duff’s Awkward Sex Life of the Day

When your husband is gay, this is what happens…he makes you practice ballet, or gymnastics or whatever the fuck this non-fucking shit is….cuz hockey was something that just worked out for his billionaire heir self, his real passion was in spandex pants…. See I’m not sure if Hilary Duff’s husband is gay, I just like to assume he is, cuz the idea of her being passed around the locker room to bring up team spirit, also lifts my spirits…and I just like to assume all athletes are gay…cuz of the amount of time they are naked and touching each other…I blame ritual hazings using broomsticks in assholes for this biased opinion…. Here’s another one of her working out so that she ends up broad and built like a man so that her husband will finally have sex with her…but only from behind and if she’s wearing a pair of tighty whites and a wig. Thanks for using twitter for giving a glimpse into your life…

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Hilary Duff’s Sweet Spandex Short Shorts

With the invention of Twitter I get a lot of pictures sent to me that don’t make a whole lot of sense. Here are a couple of shots of cutie Hilary Duff working out with some Fabio looking douche and balancing on her husbands leg like a really sexy toy. Weirdo. Clearly hockey players have no idea how to properly get a lap dance. Anyhow, at least in the first shot she’s wearing a tiny pair of spandex short short and that’s all kinds of alright. Enjoy.

Ashley Greene Sweating Again of the DAy

If you’re not a 13 year old girl with a twilight poster on your wall next to your Jonas Brother poster on your wall, then you have no business knowing who this bitch is, or even lusting after her….you have no business seeing her sweaty ass and thinking about all the motion that went into making her that sweaty…you shouldn’t be thinking about licking the salty taste off her like you were some kind of pony at he barn and more importantly, the smells you expect her to have radiating from her cunt should not be something you get turned on thinking about….because she’s done nothing for the average man, she never sluts off, she’s solidified her position in the market, all by neglecting us by not getting stripped down and sexy for us, cuz she just doesn’t care about us…we aren’t the market that will make her millions, we’re just the perverts that feed an ego that’s already been fed….and I hate this level of security and cockiness…. And all this to say…she’s got Popeye forearms for calves…ripped and covered in sweat…what a slut…

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Hilary Duff is a Mom Jeans Cameltoe Killer of the Day

The whole reason mom jeans are hot is because they ride pussy like bitch was a 70s slut on her way to the disco to rail an 8 ball of coke, before getting gangbanged in the back room by the entire staff… Covering that cameltoe that is inevitible when you put these pants on is some kind of mean shit that takes away all the job in watching a broad bitch rock the shit… That’s why Hilary Duff is the Mom Jeans Cameltoe Killer. Call PETA. She’s fucked up everything.

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Hilary Duff is a Mom Jeans Cameltoe Killer of the Day

The whole reason mom jeans are hot is because they ride pussy like bitch was a 70s slut on her way to the disco to rail an 8 ball of coke, before getting gangbanged in the back room by the entire staff… Covering that cameltoe that is inevitible when you put these pants on is some kind of mean shit that takes away all the job in watching a broad bitch rock the shit… That’s why Hilary Duff is the Mom Jeans Cameltoe Killer. Call PETA. She’s fucked up everything.

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Hilary Duff Side-Profile Tit of the Day

I don’t know what’s happening to Hilary Duff, maybe it’s just the angle, but it looks like she may be growing breasts. Maybe she’s finally hit puberty, or maybe she’s wearing a push-up bra, or maybe she’s been laying so low profile cuz she bought herself implants, which I doubt cuz her husband is one of those “in it for the lockerroom comradery” jocks, gay to the core, disguised in jacked up testosterone and initiation hazings and by default is into her looking as manly and broad shouldered as possible for him to fuck, unless he’s using her as bait to lure his teammates in, in which case it all makes sense… All this to say I’m digging this stuff by Duff….

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