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Hilary Duff’s Engaged and Wearing Little Shorts of the Day

Engaged, Fatter, loser with stupid hair, who dresses like the good days of team initiation aka the sexual peak of his life, where broom’s in his ass were reality and not just something he jerks off to. I don’t really keep up on Hilary Duff news, since I cancelled my membership to her fan club when she turned 18, or as I like to call it, irrelevant. I do know that she’s a little fatter, a lot more used up and apparently engaged to be married to some asshole hockey player that has turned her into the puck slut that gets passed around the locker room that she always wanted to be. Hey, this is team sports and nothing gets between the team, unless it’s a willing slut who doesn’t mind a dick in her mouth, ass and hands, while the rest of the guys are jerking off to the performance, but that’s all for team building and you know what, Hilary Duff was born for this…… Either way, her future husband’s a fucking joke with stupid hair who I guess is ready to claim her as his own, since the good days of team initiation, also knows as his sexual peak, where brooms in his ass were reality and not just something he jerks off to, is over and it’s time to settle the fuck down…. I’m diggin’ her little shorts and swollen, possibly pregnant or just on her period, or just wearing a good bra tits. Pics via Bauer

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Audrina’s Alleged Stalker Caught Outside Her Home

This is one guy who can’t take no—or a restraining order—for an answer. Zachary Loring, the man Audrina Patridge filed a restraining order against in September, was…

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Hilary Duff Engaged!

There must be something in the water. The water they’re freezing to make up pro hockey rinks, that is. Disney diva Hilary Duff has become the second hockey fiancée of the…

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Hilary Duff Gets Dirty In The Rain

Here’s Hilary Duff looking pretty f@#king hot while she slowly slides quarter after quarter into that nice wet coin slot out in public yesterday. What? That’s not dirty, it’s raining so I’m just assuming the coin slot is wet. Jesus! Get your minds out of the gutter. Anyhow, I hope you perverts are happy now that you’ve ruined this perfectly innocent moment between Hilary and a parking meter. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

Hilary Duff Gets Banged

I know Hilary Duff has been struggling with her hotness lately so I’m glad to see that she’s trying to mix it up with a new haircut. It’s a start, but I think a topless scene or a torrid love affair with another woman would be more appropriate. Is she still dating the hockey player? I blame him. It’s time to move on. Anyhow, she’s still cute as a button.. (here comes an old lame joke)… A button I want to have sex with. Yes!

Kristen Bell Shows Off Her Cleavage Midriff

Here’s Kristin Bell showing off her tight midriff at the When In Rome premiere last night. If you ask me she looks like she’s a little over dressed for such a shitty movie premiere, like she’s going to the Academy Awards . Ha! That’s probably the first and last time Kristin Bell’s name will ever be associated with the Academy Awards

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Hilary Duff Is Working It Good

I know I’ve done my fair share of jokes about Hilary Duff getting fat over the last little while, so it’s nice to know she’s doing something about it. Here she is looking fit and fine leaving the gym the other day. This is more like the Hilary Duff we’ve all come to know and love and write letters to with photo collages of ourselves riding horses shirtless through a field of rainbows.

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Cheryl Tweedy Is Still Perfect!

Here’s one of my favorite hotties Cheryl Tweedy at the National Television Awards last night showing off the cleavage she promised, no she swore was for my eyes only. I’m not sure someone can be held accountable for promises made in a dream, but it doesn’t make this any less painful for me. Who am I kidding?

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Hilary Duff’s Booty Isn’t Enough

It seems that Hilary Duff has been struggling with her hotness as of late. Don’t get me wrong, she’s still as cute as a puppy in a rollerskate, but cute isn’t going to pay the bills

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Hilary Duff’s Cuteness Is Not Enough

There’s no denying it, anytime we get Hilary Duff pics she always looks cute as hell, but unfortunately I’m getting a little tired of it. She needs to step up her game and bring on the sexy, because cute just doesn’t do it for me anymore. After 5 years of doing this site I’ve developed a more sophisticated palate…

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