We were just having a debate about this picture on Facebook. My friend Foetus thought it was Morgan Freeman, then we ended up agreeing it was Denzel Washington (the only black man in hollywood) playing Danny Glover in Lethal Weapon…..well it turns out we were both wrong, and that the ass in the tight jeans is one Tom Brady probably doesn’t fuck, because it’s too busy fucking him. You know how jocks and their locker room play is…. Yes…the ass bent over the car is none other than….Gisele Bundchen promoting some jeans…and the poster is all over New York city today…..Too bad it is a Jeans campaign, because the Jeans are the one thing wrong with this pic….they get in the way of her spread asshole….
We were just having a debate about this picture on Facebook. My friend Foetus thought it was Morgan Freeman, then we ended up agreeing it was Denzel Washington (the only black man in hollywood) playing Danny Glover in Lethal Weapon…..well it turns out we were both wrong, and that the ass in the tight jeans is one Tom Brady probably doesn’t fuck, because it’s too busy fucking him. You know how jocks and their locker room play is…. Yes…the ass bent over the car is none other than….Gisele Bundchen promoting some jeans…and the poster is all over New York city today…..Too bad it is a Jeans campaign, because the Jeans are the one thing wrong with this pic….they get in the way of her spread asshole….
Amanda Bynes Turns Me On… The highlight of the day is the Amanda Bynes getting arrested wearing a ridiculous wig and heading to court wearing the same ridiculous wig because of something so ridiculous like throwing a bong out the window in what is hardly a crime, especially not in New York City, where hookers and drug dealers are thrown out windows on the daily, but that is a crime when a PR team are crafting a storyline to get attention to lead up to a reality show by having her act as outrageous as possible, you know since it is more wholesome of an approach than a sex tape, and still gets the public interested in her enough to replenish her and her families funds…. Her parents are even participating in the whole thing saying she used to hear voices and think there were tracking devices in the smoke alarms because at a young age the only people she trusted robbed her of her freedom making her paranoid about everything….or more importantly…cuz they want this story to go viral because it will make everyone a lot of money…. I just don’t buy this act. Everything is a lie. What I do believe is that she’s a glorious angel sent from heaven, and there is nothing more that I’d like than to save her and her broken soul, that we can blame the entertainment industry for….through love and anal sex, and the last 6 months, I’ve been trying to get her to notice me, and interact with me, to pave the way for our glorious union, but she just ignores me….but I won’t let that stop me…true love will conquer all….I just hope she doesn’t accidentally die in the making of this bullshit story, you know getting carried away with the act because that would make me eating her out a whole new level of gross, you know with her being dead and all that dirt from digging her up…and all…. All this to say…Amanda Bynes, Be my child bride….or at least let me pay you 5,000 dollars to host a stepfather party in my basement… She is the best. Gangster til the end. I’m a fan. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Amanda Bynes Turns Me On… The highlight of the day is the Amanda Bynes getting arrested wearing a ridiculous wig and heading to court wearing the same ridiculous wig because of something so ridiculous like throwing a bong out the window in what is hardly a crime, especially not in New York City, where hookers and drug dealers are thrown out windows on the daily, but that is a crime when a PR team are crafting a storyline to get attention to lead up to a reality show by having her act as outrageous as possible, you know since it is more wholesome of an approach than a sex tape, and still gets the public interested in her enough to replenish her and her families funds…. Her parents are even participating in the whole thing saying she used to hear voices and think there were tracking devices in the smoke alarms because at a young age the only people she trusted robbed her of her freedom making her paranoid about everything….or more importantly…cuz they want this story to go viral because it will make everyone a lot of money…. I just don’t buy this act. Everything is a lie. What I do believe is that she’s a glorious angel sent from heaven, and there is nothing more that I’d like than to save her and her broken soul, that we can blame the entertainment industry for….through love and anal sex, and the last 6 months, I’ve been trying to get her to notice me, and interact with me, to pave the way for our glorious union, but she just ignores me….but I won’t let that stop me…true love will conquer all….I just hope she doesn’t accidentally die in the making of this bullshit story, you know getting carried away with the act because that would make me eating her out a whole new level of gross, you know with her being dead and all that dirt from digging her up…and all…. All this to say…Amanda Bynes, Be my child bride….or at least let me pay you 5,000 dollars to host a stepfather party in my basement… She is the best. Gangster til the end. I’m a fan. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I am a huge fan of Miley Cyrus. Not because I like rich, spoiled, entitled cunts with a team of people who cater to her every need and have since she was a kid. You know, so detached from our reality that her reality is just fucking irritating, especially when her uneducated, hick twang starts yapping for demands….or maybe that is what I like about her…I mean she is a package deal, a tight little package deal, on some recently single rebellion, filled with re-inventing herself as a hip hop star, rockin’ a tight little body…that people call be gay for loving, and if it is in fact gay, I’ll go out and get AIDS and my own float at Pride this year to celebrate just how amazing this Miley creature is….I like her….. This photoshoot is for her upcoming album. The topless pic may or may not be a fake. It isn’t the first of Miley’s nipples we’ve seen, so it could be legit, and really who cares if it isn’t, we can pretend and pretending is good enough for the internet….just ask any of the WOW / Second Life / Catfish freaks…
I am a huge fan of Miley Cyrus. Not because I like rich, spoiled, entitled cunts with a team of people who cater to her every need and have since she was a kid. You know, so detached from our reality that her reality is just fucking irritating, especially when her uneducated, hick twang starts yapping for demands….or maybe that is what I like about her…I mean she is a package deal, a tight little package deal, on some recently single rebellion, filled with re-inventing herself as a hip hop star, rockin’ a tight little body…that people call be gay for loving, and if it is in fact gay, I’ll go out and get AIDS and my own float at Pride this year to celebrate just how amazing this Miley creature is….I like her….. This photoshoot is for her upcoming album. The topless pic may or may not be a fake. It isn’t the first of Miley’s nipples we’ve seen, so it could be legit, and really who cares if it isn’t, we can pretend and pretending is good enough for the internet….just ask any of the WOW / Second Life / Catfish freaks…
Producer Pharrell Williams has been hard at work producing music for artists and soundtracks. His latest product is a feel good record from the soundtrack…
In a truly startling turn of events, a member of Bravo’s Real Housewives franchise has admitted to going under the knife. Jacqueline Laurita made the admission last night on Watch What Happens Live , using the interview to discuss her tummy tuck and neck lift and hype the services of Dr. Brent Moelleken. “When workouts and diets fail to put your body back in order after three kids, is there anything wrong with having a Dr. Brent put you back together again?” she asked on Twitter earlier this year. “I honestly think it’s beautiful when people grow old gracefully. I have no idea why I choose not to. I’ll fight gravity with a laser like Luke Skywalker.” Laurita also has breast implants and has undergone Botox on at least one occasion. You can catch back up with her and her irritating castmates when The Real Housewives of New Jersey returns Sunday, June 2 at 8 p.m. EST on Bravo.
In the most stunning takeaway from last night’s Billboard Music Awards, Justin Bieber was booed by the crowd when accepting the Chevrolet-sponsored Milestone Award. But perhaps audience members would have gone easier on The Biebs if they had known where he was Friday: At Whitney Elementary School in Las Vegas. Making a surprise appearance to hand out food donations. And pledging to fill the school’s cupboards for a year. Growing up, “my mom and I went to food banks, so being able to help now is amazing,” Bieber told Today of the visit. “I just want to make people happy.” If that’s the case, maybe he shouldn’t kiss Selena Gomez . Just look at Taylor Swift’s disgusted reaction yesterday to their cheek peck! In all seriousness, though, this was an impressive gesture by Bieber. He spent time with hundreds of young students and left them with both memories of a lifetime and words of wisdom: “Listen to the principal and the teachers and always try your best,” he said. There’s a message we all can take to heart.
