Tag Archives: hippster

“You know what works better than a comb-over? Spiky side…

“You know what works better than a comb-over? Spiky side bangs.” Continue reading →

“Oh my God, it’s like Neil Diamond has no clue how…

“Oh my God, it’s like Neil Diamond has no clue how embarrassing he is!” Continue reading →

“All my accessories are organic.”

“All my accessories are organic.” Continue reading →

“What’s the matter, boss? You told me to deliver a…

“What’s the matter, boss? You told me to deliver a small package, and I did.” Continue reading →

“It was so much fun being John Oates for Halloween, I…

“It was so much fun being John Oates for Halloween, I decided to make it my full-time identity.” Continue reading →

“I know you guys like shitty music, but this is…

“I know you guys like shitty music, but this is ridiculous.” Continue reading →

“And this is my fall-down machine.”

“And this is my fall-down machine.” Continue reading →

Someone call child services.

Someone call child services. Continue reading →

“Miracle Whip: it’s like cocaine for your…

“Miracle Whip: it’s like cocaine for your sandwich.” Continue reading →

Look at this fucking fish stabber.

Look at this fucking fish stabber. Continue reading →