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Cassandra Dawn is Rockin’ her Bikini of the Day

Cassandra Dawn is a nicely tanned exotic looking angel sent from heaven that posted a few pictures of her in a bikini reminding us that our lives fucking suck…because we don’t live in a place where girls are in bikinis and if we do…we are probably not with those girls in a bikini because we can’t spend our days with girls in bikinis, because girls don’t like us…but at the same time her bikini brings us hope of a better tomorrow, because girls like her exist… I was talking to some homeless person the other day, as I do, because they are really understand how the world works in a schizophrenic, even autism way…by throwing away all that convention like paying taxes, and having job, or a house, or food…and I was telling him he should leave Canada homelessness to hit up homelessness in Florida or California, where it is hot and there are bikini babes, and he told me that was his plan when he retired…a story that has nothing to do with Cassandra Dawn in a bikini…but that confused the hell out of me.

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Married Congressman Making Out And Other Videos of the Day

You’ve probably seen this already, Rep. Vance McAllister has been in congress for less than 6 months, and he’s already been caught making out with a staffer, despite being married, because the idiot forgot about security cameras…if you’re gonna cheat, do it in a field in the middle of no where, especially if you’re in politics… If you don’t like that, here’s a disabled dude getting robbed… If you don’t like that…here’ the original hipster with his hipster beard…not giving a fuck because giving a fuck is not very hipster… Here’s my kind of girl…totally behaving like a normal person…I think I am in love…. Smokin’ Bed Bugs to Get High…Next level….

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Anja Rubik’s Full Vag for LUI Magazine of the Day

Fashion porn…is getting more and more hardcore as the years go on. There was a time when you had to buy or steal a “Penthouse” or 50+ to get off…or to see a little twat, it was he 90s…we didn’t have internet back then. You know, showing the pink, or lips, is why Larry Flynt is in a fucking Wheelchair…it is also the reason he’s a billionaire…but it must be funny for him to see how he had to fight obscenity charges, but now it’s considered fashion, when really it’s just a naked girl and we all love a good naked girl… So this is progress and Anja Rubik looks good, even if you may prefer her in MUSIC VIDEOS ….I prefer her hipster fashion model bush. Amazing.

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Anja Rubik’s Full Vag for LUI Magazine of the Day

Anja Rubik’s Full Vag for LUI Magazine of the Day

Fashion porn…is getting more and more hardcore as the years go on. There was a time when you had to buy or steal a “Penthouse” or 50+ to get off…or to see a little twat, it was he 90s…we didn’t have internet back then. You know, showing the pink, or lips, is why Larry Flynt is in a fucking Wheelchair…it is also the reason he’s a billionaire…but it must be funny for him to see how he had to fight obscenity charges, but now it’s considered fashion, when really it’s just a naked girl and we all love a good naked girl… So this is progress and Anja Rubik looks good, even if you may prefer her in MUSIC VIDEOS ….I prefer her hipster fashion model bush. Amazing.

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Breaking Nudes SXSW: The Full Film Nudity Report!

South by Southwest is finally over, and our Skin Skouts braved the hipster strewn landscape of Austin to bring you all the new and nudest film festivals releases! Click through for all the highlights:

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Leighton Meester in a Shitty Campaign of the Day

You may remember Leighton Meester as the girl who married Adam Brody from the OC last week…or maybe you remember her as the girl who was in Gossip Girl…or maybe, just maybe you remembered her as the hipster singer song writer who was cast in a Movie Gwyneth Paltrow killed herself in… But I remember her as a foot fetish video star, you know down on her luck and raised in a halfway house, thanks to her drug smuggling mother being incarcerated at the time of her birth, raising her to do whatever it takes to get the fuck ahead, even if it is soft core videos of your feed for dudes to jerk off to…you know strong morals and values that she learned in prison…and I guess you may be glad for that…but I am not, since it worked out for her and this could have been a pornstar or escort I’m writing about not some hollywood wife with her own career…what a fail…

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Kelly Brook’s Got Fat Fucking Tits of the Day

I think a lot of white girls date black dudes for pretty basic reasons, the main one being that the black dudes encourage them to be more meaty than toned, it’s a high testosterone thing, where unlike white dudes, they smell the estrogen off a bitch and fill her up with baby making fertile sperm…that’s why the line at walmart is always fat white chicks with 50 shades of brown babies… So there’s no real pressure to stay fit…if anything the fatter the ass the better… I think the other reason white girls date black guys, is because black guys fuck the shit out of them…in ways white guys can’t…But that’s nothing to do with Kelly the Belly Brook…even though she’s dating a black guy…which I guess has everything to do with Kelly Brook…but not what I wanted to say about Kelly Brook, and that is that with tits like this, it pretty much cancels out all the days she’s been taking off at the gym to maintain her pushing 40 year old Glam model body…because with tits like this the rest of her doesn’t matter…and I am actually digging this. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Paz de la Huerta in some Nurse 3D Promo Pics of the Day

I saw these pictures the other day of Paz de la Huerta promoting some ridiculousness called Nurse 3D, which based not the promo pics, looks like some of the best cinematic work to hit the world since Titanic. I’m talking some straight to DVD garbage that gets her naked and covered in fake blood, like some kind of period fetish film, because despite booking an HBO show she got killed off of, she’s really the straight to DVD caliber actress..I mean even in Boardwalk empire her hipster bush and a willingness to show it was the only reason she was there….a holster bush I fell in love with and wrote long songs for…that were ignored because I don’t think Paz knows how to read…but she does know how to get naked and that’s an easier way to make money.

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Riddick and More: Celebrity Nudity on DVD and Blu-ray 1.14.14 [PICS]

If you’re a fan of nude debuts, we’ve got some good choices for you this week on DVD and Blu-ray: First, Battlestar Galactica ’s Katee Sackhoff shows her rack off in the big-budget sci-fi thriller Riddick (2013). Also nude for the first time on screen, there’s Shailene Woodley showing off her spectacular set in The Spectacular Now (2013), and Kate Bosworth giving the first full-on look at her beat-nips playing Jack Kerouac’s girlfriend in Big Sur (2013). If your looking for movie that’s a little creepier, head over to the hipster horror You’re Next (2013), where Kate Lyn Sheil and Margaret Laney both get topless. See pics after the jump!

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Georgia May Jagger for LUI Magazine of the Day

This LUI Magazine is really dominating….it is out of France and being out of France, they get a whole lot of models topless, because that’s like being clothed in France…or more importantly it is like being clothed in the fashion industry…. We saw CLEMENCE POSEY TOPLESS , and Edita Topless and they also did a shoot with Georgia May Jagger only she wasn’t topless….but she was shot by Terry Richardson and this may be some of his more tame work….and not his hipster porn but it is still hot, because she is hot… I am all for rockstar/model kids becoming models thanks to nepotism and making me want to make kids inside them and their trust fund, especially when they look like this…she’s good…if you don’t imagine her dad’s face when staring at her mouth…

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Georgia May Jagger for LUI Magazine of the Day