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Kristen Stewart Works Her Short Shorts

Posted on April 23, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m being serious now, are you not allowed into the Coachella music festival if you’re not wearing some sort of stupid looking hipster short shorts? I don’t get it. I mean, I like short shorts as much as the next guy, but there’s something about the way the hipsters wear them that just doesn’t do it for me. Here’s Kristen Stewart working her denim shorts and stupid hat. I don’t know, maybe it’s the sneakers that ruin it for me. Some stripper heels might fix that right up.

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Laetitia Casta Topless and Dancing in Gainsbourg of the Day

Posted on June 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I assume this is a movie about Serge Gainsbourg, who was some French lounge singer all the hipsters love, he banged a lot of women, he lived the good life, he became a legend but more importantly, he banged Brigitte Bardot and here is a scene where Laetitia Casta, one of the models everyone loved in the late 90s cuz she had great tits, but who never amounted to much, is showing off some tit and a mole she may want to get checked out…..

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Charlotte Gainsbourg Sex Scene in Persecution of the Day

Posted on April 8, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Serge Gainsbourg is some French lounge singer that all the hipsters are hooked on and this is his daughter with some bitch named Jane Birkin in some sex scene. She is pushing 40. She is a singer and an actor with a pretty decent career of her own and now she’s fucking in some movie from 2 years ago that I will probably never see but that I will post on my site…… I figure today has been real boring and sex scenes always make shitty movies better, let’s hope they make shitty websites better

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Your New Hipster Slur: Fauxhemians [Winners]

Posted on March 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hipsters are dead . Long(?) live Fauxhemians. A full 34% of you people picked “Fauxhemian” in our five-way poll yesterday, totally pissing coke-tainted piss on the runner-up slur, “Doucheoisie,” which scored 23%. At long last, our halfhearted search for a slur to replace the tired “hipster” has come to a fruitful conclusion. Thanks to you, the blackhearted Gawker commentariat. Everyone give yourself an irony-infested pat on the back. How are we to use this new slur? A few examples: On the subway : “Stop stepping on my shoes, you fey Fauxhemian bitch.” At the nightclub : “Dude, the whole place is full of Fauxhemians. I mean the girls are hot, but whatever.” Self-referentially: “No way. You’re a Fauxhemian, Fauxhemian.” In the New York Times: “A new term has been coined: ‘Fauxhemian.’ The year is 2013, and this is the New York Times Style section.” In any situation: “Whatever, Fauxhemian.” Today is a great day. [Pic: LATFH ]

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A New Word for ‘Hipster:’ The Final Vote [Polls]

Posted on March 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The thoroughly unwarranted level of interest in finding word to replace “hipster” has reached a fever pitch! We gave you 20 options to choose from. The top five vote-getters are below. This vote will determine everything . So, vote. A SHORT REVIEW OF YOUR OPTIONS. Doucheoisie Plus: Was the most popular option, winning 25% of the vote. Sounds pretty. Minus: Does it really describe hipsters , in particular? Also: Due to our nominal “douche” ban, we might have to enforce its use only in shortened “Schwazzie” form. Fauxhemians Plus: Really rolls off the tongue (sexxxily). Minus: Is it mean enough? Pabstsmears Plus: Cleverly references PBR. Minus: Takes extraordinarily exact pronunciation to distinguish it from a more all-purpose slur. Probos (professional hobos) Plus: Pithy; easy to say; might actually catch on. Minus: What percentage of hipsters are professionals? Trendsluts Plus: Deliciously zingy. Minus: Might offend sluts. What Will We Call Hipsters? survey [Pic: LATFH ]

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Vote For the New Word for ‘Hipster’ [Polls]

Posted on March 19, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You hipsters really came through. We asked for a new slur to replace “hipster,” and nearly a thousand of you (presumably unemployed) commenters made suggestions . Jesus. We’ve narrowed it down to 20. Cast your vote below. [ Read them all before voting! Note on criteria: I tried to stick to words that could, theoretically, have a chance of being used widely, by humans, in spoken language. Honorary shout out to all the insane grammarians whose ideas were good but unwieldy. Your work is appreciated.] What Should We Call Hipsters? survey software [Pic: LATFH ]

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Further Proof That Goats Are Amazing

Posted on January 29, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This amazing goat manages to climb up a coconut tree. Click through for more goat videos to see why these animals are really just better versions of ourselves. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

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Hipster of the Decade: The Final Round

Posted on December 28, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We are shaking things up—”hipster” style! Our Hipster of the Decade poll has been subject to various schemes and machinations . Now, we’re starting a brand new Hipster of the Decade poll with our five finalists . Vote now or die! For full descriptions see here.

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