I like to consider Chrissy Teigen a good friend of the site, because she’s taken the time to blog about me before blocking me off of all her social media, calling me out for being a rapist or some shit, when just a year earlier she was telling me how funny I was, which I am…making for a love of unstable that turns me on more than any panty flashes to draw attention to herself because she’s finally gone out there to have her very own career, instead of modeling for the free catering, while living off Legend money, which to date is pretty much what she does…and none of this matters…what mattes is Panties…in public…giving me boners…because I love panties .
I like to consider Chrissy Teigen a good friend of the site, because she’s taken the time to blog about me before blocking me off of all her social media, calling me out for being a rapist or some shit, when just a year earlier she was telling me how funny I was, which I am…making for a love of unstable that turns me on more than any panty flashes to draw attention to herself because she’s finally gone out there to have her very own career, instead of modeling for the free catering, while living off Legend money, which to date is pretty much what she does…and none of this matters…what mattes is Panties…in public…giving me boners…because I love panties .
My friends at MYPAKAGE , who make the world’s best fitting underwear in the history of underwear, for those of us who like things that fit, while I prefer wearing extra small underwear to keep my sperm count down, my balls in atrophy, all so that I can’t really get the hookers I pay extra to come inside by telling them I am a virgin But enough about me, here’s a silly christmas video that you’ll laugh at because you like your jokes like you like your women…spread assed and cute enough to stick it in….about Not fitting..and apparently…not fitting is inappropriate when taken out of context…funny….now get some MYPAKAGE ,
My friends at MYPAKAGE , who make the world’s best fitting underwear in the history of underwear, for those of us who like things that fit, while I prefer wearing extra small underwear to keep my sperm count down, my balls in atrophy, all so that I can’t really get the hookers I pay extra to come inside by telling them I am a virgin But enough about me, here’s a silly christmas video that you’ll laugh at because you like your jokes like you like your women…spread assed and cute enough to stick it in….about Not fitting..and apparently…not fitting is inappropriate when taken out of context…funny….now get some MYPAKAGE ,
Another season of Dancing with the Stars came to an entertaining end this week. And, when all was said, done, juked and jived, former Fresh Prince of Bel-Air actor Alfonso Ribeiro was voted the latest champion, taking home the mirror ball trophy with partner Witney Carson. Based on the history of winners through this competition’s storied history, Ribeiro was a surprise victor. He’s not an ex-athlete. He hasn’t won a single medal in any Olympic Games. But one should never underestimate the power of The Carlton . Dancing with the Stars: All the Winners! 1. Kelly Monaco and Alec Mazo The soap star captured the first-ver mirror ball, while Mazo never again finished higher than eighth on Dancing with the Stars. Where, however, does Alfonso Ribeiro rank among all-time Dancing with the Stars first place finishers? We’ve posted photos of all 19 winning celebrities above (along with their professional partners) and we now want to know: WHO IS THE GREATEST DANCING WITH THE STARS CHAMPION EVER? Kelly Monaco Drew Lachey Emmitt Smith Apolo Anton Ohno Helio Castroneves Kristi Yamaguchi Brooke Burke Shawn Johnson Donny Osmond Nicole Scherzinger Jennifer Grey Hines Ward J.R. Martinez Donald Driver Melissa Rycroft Kellie Pickler Amber Riley Meryl Davis Alfonso Ribeiro View Poll »
I am thankful that we live in a world where people can be famous for nothing, like being on a reality show for singing, even if they are in fact good singers, not all good singers in the history of singing have become pop stars, and not all good singers deserve to be popstars because it takes more than just singing…. I am thankful that everyone wants to be famous for nothing, because we are lazy… I am thankful that when those people get some level of fame…they go out and pee themselves in front of the paparazzi… I am thankful that the internet allows me to see this…and other equally ridiculous stunts, or “malfunctions”…partially because I have a pee fetish…but also because this is just so next level….I’m sold.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Uma foto publicada por Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) em Nov 11, 2014 at 8:14 PST I think Miley Cyrus is pretty great. She’s just some spoiled rich kid, raised by a truck stop hooker, who may have been a cocktail waitress and a dad famous for having one of the trashiest all american songs in the history of shitty one hit wonder music…you know the kind of simple people, with no real morals or values, because my theory is that if you aren’t born rich, you’re garbage…..especially when you become rich and create a Miley you can sell to producers to make more rich… Basically, what I am getting at, is that Miley has the opportunity to do whatever she wants, to perform however she wants, yet she chooses to be some crackhead, half naked, white girl into weirdo hip hop…and she owns it… Her instagram…is just fucking next level strange…and kids everywhere are getting into this…and I can’t imagine it being a bad thing, it’s just the future… Here are some selects of her “art work”…she’s crazy. A photo posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Nov 11, 2014 at 10:21pm PST A photo posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Nov 11, 2014 at 10:21pm PST
One of my favorite models, Martha Hunt, shot with one of the better fashion photographers, David Bellemere, for one of the greatest magazines in the history of magazines, not because I read magazines or think magazines are relevant, but because they got her topless, and a topless model makes for a happy pervert with a blog… She is all American…which is rare, she’s a Vicotira’s Secret spokesmodel, which makes her coveted and important, and now she’s topless in some obscure market Euro mag…and she looks amazing…good model tits to carry you into the weekend…good job.
On White Collar Season 6 Episode 3 Thursday night, fans saw a conflicted Neal try to wrap his head around a scam, while Peter worked with Interpol. In the process, would he put their entire mission at risk? Watch White Collar Season 6 Episode 3 Online Picking up where last week left off, White Collar Season 6 Episode 3 saw Neal meet with the Pink Panthers, only to find that Keller is the only one there. He tells Neal they will be working together on this heist. If you watch White Collar online , you know this means higher stakes, and when Neal makes the meet, Peter and Diana feel that Keller must have a handler. Whether they can find out who it is? Another matter. Keller tells Neal that they must infiltrate Atlas Tech, and wants to use Amy Harris, Executive Assistant to the CEO at the company, to pull off the job. Neal is apprehensive, but has a narrow window. He comes up with the plan to have Keller wrongly hit on the single girl, giving Neal the opening to swoop in and gain Amy’s trust – and the access he needs. Meanwhile Peter IDs and meets Keller’s handler. Bonding over motherhood, El worries to Diana about Peter and his demanding job. Diana assures her that she has the best kind of partner in Peter. As Neal and Keller continue their high-wire act con, Mozzie is trying to get into the server room, only to find technology that could be described as archaic. A floppy disk? Seriously?! Basically, they have to steal the original, find a way to download it, then put it back. All of which necessitates that Neal will have to use Amy even more. After an elaborate ploy to do just that, the boss comes back and realizes something is amiss, and Amy unwittingly and cluelessly ends up in the hot seat. Things are further complicated when Peter leaves Luke alone with the assets, and Luke bails in an attempt to gain upper hand, slipping the disk to Keller. Keller sells out Neal, who is forced to use Amy yet again, to her chagrin. She then quits and decides to move back to Iowa, disgusted and jaded with life. And that disk? An algorithm which randomly assigns airports, flights and airlines and another set of numbers that may all relate to transporting items. The plot thickens …
When the now-famous Kim Kardashian nude Paper magazine photos first hit the web, public opinion was decidedly split. While the Sir Mix-A-Lots of the world found no cause for complaint, other, more reserved types stated their belief that Kim was setting a bad example for young girls, her own daughter included. Glee star Naya Rivera slammed Kim online, commenting, “You’re somebody’s mother,” on one of the pics. While rumors that Kim wanted to pose nude before she gets pregnant again continue to circulate, until very recently, Mrs. Kardashian-West had not spoken out about the relationship between her roles as nude icon and married mom. Yesterday, Kim was asked in an Australian radio interview how she would feel if her 1-year-old daughter, North West, decided to pose nude in 20 years. Her response is sure to piss off plenty of Kardashian kritics: “I would support anything she wants to do,” Kim said. “But I don’t do anything to promote anyone else doing it – that’s not even what I’m trying to do.” Kim went on to say that the pics made her feel “empowered,” after she “gained 500 pounds and looked like a huge slob” when she was pregnant. Kim Kardashian Paper Magazine Photos 1. Kim Kardashian: Naked for Paper Kim Kardashian wears nothing but her birthday suit in this photo for the winter 2014 issue of Paper. Looks like she’s lost all that baby weight, huh? Given her famous ego, we never thought we’d have to say this, but damn, go easy on yourself, Kim! As for her comments about supporting “anything” North wants to do, well, Kim should know that statements like that often backfire. Kids have a way of finding the one thing you won’t support and doing it. In North’s case that would probably mean getting her PhD and taking a low-profile job as a research assistant, or something.
