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Justin Timberlake’s Secret Dream Is To … Teach Karate?

‘Bad Teacher’ co-star Jason Segel, meanwhile, tells MTV News he knows ‘more jujitsu.’ By Eric Ditzian Justin Timberlake Photo: MTV News Justin Timberlake has spent nearly his entire life bouncing from one pop-culture-focused gig to another: a “Mickey Mouse Club” kid in the early ’90s, a boy bander a few years later, a solo artist, an actor and easily one of the finest “Saturday Night Live” hosts in the history of the venerated show. Good stuff, all. But JT has harbored a secret dream all these years, one he’s only now revealing as his upcoming comedy, “Bad Teacher,” approaches theaters: He wants to be a martial-arts instructor. “Karate!” he declared when we asked him what subject he’d love to teach. Co-star Jason Segel, who, like Timberlake in “Bad Teacher,” plays a rather oddball educator, co-signed that real-life teaching aspiration. “We both love karate. We don’t know it,” Timberlake explained. “Actually I know karate, and other Asian-influenced words.” “I know more jujitsu,” Segel conceded. Secret dreams or not, our guess is these new careers aren’t gonna happen. We’re still waiting for JT to turn his attention back to the recording studio. Let’s not hold out hope he ends up in a karate dojo too. Though if he or Segel ever do, we pray they don’t take any teaching advice from their comedy. Cameron Diaz plays the titular crappy teach, a dope-smoking, F-bomb-throwing slacker of historic, though not singular, proportions. Because, as Segel sees it, there are plenty of teachers out there far worse than Diaz’s dud. “I’ve had some teachers who were pretty rough, didn’t really want to be there,” he said. “I think that’s the funniest thing about her character: She just doesn’t want to be there at all, so it sort of gives her carte blanche to not give an eff.” “She doesn’t give an eff,” Timberlake added. “Say or do whatever she effing wants.” As students themselves, however, both stars said they received high marks. “I was a pretty good student,” JT said. “I was just taught you obey your sensei,” Segel said, going on to reference “Karate Kid.” “I was part of Cobra Kai.” Check out everything we’ve got on “Bad Teacher.” For breaking news, celebrity columns, humor and more — updated around the clock — visit MTVMoviesBlog.com . Related Videos MTV Rough Cut: ‘Bad Teacher’ Related Photos ‘Bad Teacher’ Premieres In New York

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Top 6 Tami Roman’s Memorable Quotes

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If I had to choose which one of the “Basketball Wives” were my favorite “wife,”  I’d pick Tami Roman every single time. She real, she’s funny, she’s witty and she just straight up don’t take NO bull. Period! And what’s more is that the other cast members pretty much know not to try her by now, all except for Meeka but she is soon to learn not to go there. In light of all of her hilarious and down to earth quotes, I’ve created a post dedicated to Tami’s top 6 quotables. Check them out below: 6. “This does not define me, I don’t move from one player to the next. What I do is establish my own.” This was Tami’s response to Evelyn at the reunion show for season 2 where Evelyn said Tami knew her and Kenny were together on the low,  she just acted as if she didn’t to establish her “spot” on the show. Needless to say Tami, for once, didn’t give into Evelyn’s advances and handled her comment with class. 5. “Let me show you how cheap talk is around this m*therf*cker!” During season 2 when Jennifer tried to act bourgeoisie off the fact that she’d “never seen a food stamp in her life” and tried to get buck with Tami, she was so close to setting it off! 4. “So then I don’t need to tell you that I f*cked Chad.” This was especially hilarious from last year’s reunion show as the person’s face on the receiving end of the comment, Evelyn, was absolutely priceless. 3. “You’re only relevant cause I’m talking to you b*tch!” In the heat of Tami and Meeka’s huge blow up last night, Tami let it be known to Meeka that she tries way too hard and is completely irrelevant. That’s definitely the truth, because no one ever even heard of this kid before the show. 2. “I do not care how Evelyn, Jennifer and Shaunie smile in your face. They do not like you.” This had to be one of the realest things ANY one of the BW’s has said in the history of the show. Evelyn, Jennifer and Shaunie are the fakest people ever, that’s their thing. Smile in your face and snicker at you behind your back. 1. “I don’t give a f*ck if you buy every shoe in Dulce, you ain’t never gonna be Evelyn!” Another shot at Meeka, Tami was full of quotables in that one argument with Meeka alone. It also made me take notice to the fact that Meeka definitely does try to be another Evelyn, as if that’s the person to be or something. I could go on and on with quotes from Tami, but unfortunately I have to stop somewhere, clearly Tami is not to be messed with. Who is your favorite “wife” is and why? Eric Williams Goes In On Ex-Wife Jennifer Williams On Twitter Tami Roman: “You’re Only Relevant Because I’m Talking To You!” “Basketball Wives: Los Angeles” Cast Revealed!

Top 6 Tami Roman’s Memorable Quotes

Top 6 Tami Roman’s Memorable Quotes

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If I had to choose which one of the “Basketball Wives” were my favorite “wife,”  I’d pick Tami Roman every single time. She real, she’s funny, she’s witty and she just straight up don’t take NO bull. Period! And what’s more is that the other cast members pretty much know not to try her by now, all except for Meeka but she is soon to learn not to go there. In light of all of her hilarious and down to earth quotes, I’ve created a post dedicated to Tami’s top 6 quotables. Check them out below: 6. “This does not define me, I don’t move from one player to the next. What I do is establish my own.” This was Tami’s response to Evelyn at the reunion show for season 2 where Evelyn said Tami knew her and Kenny were together on the low,  she just acted as if she didn’t to establish her “spot” on the show. Needless to say Tami, for once, didn’t give into Evelyn’s advances and handled her comment with class. 5. “Let me show you how cheap talk is around this m*therf*cker!” During season 2 when Jennifer tried to act bourgeoisie off the fact that she’d “never seen a food stamp in her life” and tried to get buck with Tami, she was so close to setting it off! 4. “So then I don’t need to tell you that I f*cked Chad.” This was especially hilarious from last year’s reunion show as the person’s face on the receiving end of the comment, Evelyn, was absolutely priceless. 3. “You’re only relevant cause I’m talking to you b*tch!” In the heat of Tami and Meeka’s huge blow up last night, Tami let it be known to Meeka that she tries way too hard and is completely irrelevant. That’s definitely the truth, because no one ever even heard of this kid before the show. 2. “I do not care how Evelyn, Jennifer and Shaunie smile in your face. They do not like you.” This had to be one of the realest things ANY one of the BW’s has said in the history of the show. Evelyn, Jennifer and Shaunie are the fakest people ever, that’s their thing. Smile in your face and snicker at you behind your back. 1. “I don’t give a f*ck if you buy every shoe in Dulce, you ain’t never gonna be Evelyn!” Another shot at Meeka, Tami was full of quotables in that one argument with Meeka alone. It also made me take notice to the fact that Meeka definitely does try to be another Evelyn, as if that’s the person to be or something. I could go on and on with quotes from Tami, but unfortunately I have to stop somewhere, clearly Tami is not to be messed with. Who is your favorite “wife” is and why? Eric Williams Goes In On Ex-Wife Jennifer Williams On Twitter Tami Roman: “You’re Only Relevant Because I’m Talking To You!” “Basketball Wives: Los Angeles” Cast Revealed!

Top 6 Tami Roman’s Memorable Quotes

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If I had to choose which one of the “Basketball Wives” were my favorite “wife,”  I’d pick Tami Roman every single time. She real, she’s funny, she’s witty and she just straight up don’t take NO bull. Period! And what’s more is that the other cast members pretty much know not to try her by now, all except for Meeka but she is soon to learn not to go there. In light of all of her hilarious and down to earth quotes, I’ve created a post dedicated to Tami’s top 6 quotables. Check them out below: 6. “This does not define me, I don’t move from one player to the next. What I do is establish my own.” This was Tami’s response to Evelyn at the reunion show for season 2 where Evelyn said Tami knew her and Kenny were together on the low,  she just acted as if she didn’t to establish her “spot” on the show. Needless to say Tami, for once, didn’t give into Evelyn’s advances and handled her comment with class. 5. “Let me show you how cheap talk is around this m*therf*cker!” During season 2 when Jennifer tried to act bourgeoisie off the fact that she’d “never seen a food stamp in her life” and tried to get buck with Tami, she was so close to setting it off! 4. “So then I don’t need to tell you that I f*cked Chad.” This was especially hilarious from last year’s reunion show as the person’s face on the receiving end of the comment, Evelyn, was absolutely priceless. 3. “You’re only relevant cause I’m talking to you b*tch!” In the heat of Tami and Meeka’s huge blow up last night, Tami let it be known to Meeka that she tries way too hard and is completely irrelevant. That’s definitely the truth, because no one ever even heard of this kid before the show. 2. “I do not care how Evelyn, Jennifer and Shaunie smile in your face. They do not like you.” This had to be one of the realest things ANY one of the BW’s has said in the history of the show. Evelyn, Jennifer and Shaunie are the fakest people ever, that’s their thing. Smile in your face and snicker at you behind your back. 1. “I don’t give a f*ck if you buy every shoe in Dulce, you ain’t never gonna be Evelyn!” Another shot at Meeka, Tami was full of quotables in that one argument with Meeka alone. It also made me take notice to the fact that Meeka definitely does try to be another Evelyn, as if that’s the person to be or something. I could go on and on with quotes from Tami, but unfortunately I have to stop somewhere, clearly Tami is not to be messed with. Who is your favorite “wife” is and why? Eric Williams Goes In On Ex-Wife Jennifer Williams On Twitter Tami Roman: “You’re Only Relevant Because I’m Talking To You!” “Basketball Wives: Los Angeles” Cast Revealed!

Top 6 Tami Roman’s Memorable Quotes

Top 6 Tami Roman’s Memorable Quotes

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If I had to choose which one of the “Basketball Wives” were my favorite “wife,”  I’d pick Tami Roman every single time. She real, she’s funny, she’s witty and she just straight up don’t take NO bull. Period! And what’s more is that the other cast members pretty much know not to try her by now, all except for Meeka but she is soon to learn not to go there. In light of all of her hilarious and down to earth quotes, I’ve created a post dedicated to Tami’s top 6 quotables. Check them out below: 6. “This does not define me, I don’t move from one player to the next. What I do is establish my own.” This was Tami’s response to Evelyn at the reunion show for season 2 where Evelyn said Tami knew her and Kenny were together on the low,  she just acted as if she didn’t to establish her “spot” on the show. Needless to say Tami, for once, didn’t give into Evelyn’s advances and handled her comment with class. 5. “Let me show you how cheap talk is around this m*therf*cker!” During season 2 when Jennifer tried to act bourgeoisie off the fact that she’d “never seen a food stamp in her life” and tried to get buck with Tami, she was so close to setting it off! 4. “So then I don’t need to tell you that I f*cked Chad.” This was especially hilarious from last year’s reunion show as the person’s face on the receiving end of the comment, Evelyn, was absolutely priceless. 3. “You’re only relevant cause I’m talking to you b*tch!” In the heat of Tami and Meeka’s huge blow up last night, Tami let it be known to Meeka that she tries way too hard and is completely irrelevant. That’s definitely the truth, because no one ever even heard of this kid before the show. 2. “I do not care how Evelyn, Jennifer and Shaunie smile in your face. They do not like you.” This had to be one of the realest things ANY one of the BW’s has said in the history of the show. Evelyn, Jennifer and Shaunie are the fakest people ever, that’s their thing. Smile in your face and snicker at you behind your back. 1. “I don’t give a f*ck if you buy every shoe in Dulce, you ain’t never gonna be Evelyn!” Another shot at Meeka, Tami was full of quotables in that one argument with Meeka alone. It also made me take notice to the fact that Meeka definitely does try to be another Evelyn, as if that’s the person to be or something. I could go on and on with quotes from Tami, but unfortunately I have to stop somewhere, clearly Tami is not to be messed with. Who is your favorite “wife” is and why? Eric Williams Goes In On Ex-Wife Jennifer Williams On Twitter Tami Roman: “You’re Only Relevant Because I’m Talking To You!” “Basketball Wives: Los Angeles” Cast Revealed!

Top 6 Tami Roman’s Memorable Quotes

He’s Still Got The Juice: A History Of Ladies Romantically Linked To 50 Cent

While 50′s been spotted in Aruba rocking an…uhhh…interesting new do’ , the rapper’s been linked to his share of Hollywood starlets. And while he was most recently seen on the beach with an exotic actress/model, the G-Unit general swears he’s still single and looking for love. Over the years we’ve seen his taste change from rich heiresses, to talk show hosts and singers. Click Here To See A History Of Ladies Romantically Linked To 50 Cent On HipHopWired.com

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Miranda Kerr’s Hot Mom Ass of the Day

Here are some pictures of Miranda Kerr leaving the gym, or what I assume is the gym, cuz bitch just had a kid, and her body looks this amazing, there’s no way she doesn’t spend her fucking life on a treadmill running that baby fat off. Sure, we have no idea what condition her pussy is in after being ravaged by a fucking watermelon sized object, however, I have tried to make a hooker insert a melon in her twat, and we only got to half a cantalope after an hour of trying, and she had a sloppy twat, leading me to believe, it’s not in great condition….but when the rest of her looks like this, I’d risk the horror scene, cuz even on the tightest vagina, my dick doesn’t touch the vagina walls…so it’s just one of those strong stomach situations… That said….this must really piss off all the husbands with fat new mom wives at home….this must piss off all the new moms too…cuz she’s fucking up your lie that you can’t bounce the fuck back after baby making…the one you and your friends all agreed on so you can eat all the cookies your fat ass desires… You can argue that she makes millions, this is her job, this is the one thing she has to do… But I’m just gonna argue that she looks amazing…and you or yours probably don’t…and this is a reminder why it sucks to be you…cuz I’d love to chip a tooth on this thing…

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Ciara Showing Off Tit for Bullshit of the Day

Unless Ciara starts dating Kanye West, I’m gonna say she’s not a man…..because a few years ago, back when she was semi-relevant with a song about sucking dick in the park, there was a rumor going around that she was a man, cuz men who dress like women like to suck dick in the park, and sure there is no guarantee that that rumor wasn’t actually truth, but based on her tits, I’m gonna assume it was the weirdest publicity stunt in the history of trying to be a celebrity…and here are those tits.

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Lil Wayne Wows Bonnaroo With Late-Night Set

Weezy’s Friday-night headlining set was fierce, fiery and even saw the end of a long-running feud. By James Montgomery Lil Wayne performs during the 2011 Bonnaroo Music and Arts Festival Photo: Erika Goldring/WireImage MANCHESTER, Tennessee — Over its 10-year history, the Bonnaroo Music & Arts Festival has played host to all sorts of acts, but few of them — if any — ever took the stage to a prerecorded message from the New York State Department of Corrections (not even Phish). Lil Wayne did just that on Friday night (or, more correctly, early Saturday morning), bounding onstage while the last strains of a DOC phone message — recorded after he was released from prison last November — faded from the rather formidable stacks of speakers that flanked him. And it was just one of the history-making moments during his headlining set. Bonnaroo has had hip-hop acts headline previously ( Kanye West took a rather disastrous turn in 2008, and Jay-Z mainstaged without much incident last year), but they weren’t Wayne. He’s not a household name on par with ‘Ye or Jigga, and there existed the very real question of whether his set would translate to the Bonnaroo crowd . But when Wayne wrapped his set just before 3 a.m., that question had been answered. Not only did he go over like gangbusters, but he did it in gritty, sweat-drenched glory. He worked it hard, hanging from his microphone stand, descending into the crowd below and rolling around on the stage floor. He tore off his yellow tank-top mid set and stalked the stage in only a low-slung pair of shorts, aqua-colored socks and checkered Vans. And he spit verses at a staggering rate. You could call it a star-making turn, but Wayne’s already a star … though, perhaps, on this night, he truly became one in the eyes of the Bonnaroo elite. Song-wise, his performance didn’t stray too far from the set he’s been working on his I Am Still Music tour — he opened with “I’m Goin’ In” and segued into “Bill Gates,” thundered through “A Milli,” deftly moved through “Swag Surfin’ ” and “Hustle Hard,” worked in swatches of “Green and Yellow,” slowed things down for the ladies on “I’m Single” — and he brought out members of his Young Money family (Mack Maine, Lil Twist, Shannelle, Jae Millz) to give them some shine too. And in that regard, his Bonnaroo set was pretty historic too. He was one of the first headliners to put on a genuine revue, a musical, multiple-act bill that just so happened to double as his set. As can be expected, his performance tended to lose some steam when Weezy was sharing the stage with his associates (or when he’d disappear and let them perform on their own), but he more than made up for it in the sheer tenacity of songs like “Welcome to My Hood” or “Drop the World” (which didn’t suffer from the lack of Eminem). Backed by a lock-step live band, songs like “Forever” and Lollipop” pulsed and surged with icy precision. Songs from his upcoming Tha Carter IV album, “How to Love” and “6 Foot 7 Foot,” expanded and contracted with elasticity, particularly the latter, which brought his set to a close — eternally buoyed by his rasping voice and staccato cadence. Perhaps to mark the momentous nature of his headlining performance (which, if it wasn’t his biggest show to date, has got to be in the top three), or, maybe just to make actual history, Wayne even brought out his former in-house producer — and, by all accounts, former friend — Mannie Fresh, who parted ways with Cash Money in 2005 under less that harmonious circumstances. The two embraced onstage, while those in the audience who were wise to the backstory cheered wildly, and though the moment was brief, it served notice that whatever disagreements the two may have had, they were all but forgotten by now. After all, no one — not even Lil Wayne — would let a petty feud stand in the way of history. Stick with MTV News for show reports and interviews from Bonnaroo 2011 all weekend long. Related Photos Bonnaroo Music & Arts Festival 2011 Related Artists Lil Wayne

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Sarah Gives Us a History Lesson on Paul Revere

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The Beastie Boys did a better job… Sarah Palin was in Boston today, and she said Some More Unintelligible Things, Mowgli-style: The deadpan look on the the reporter’s face is priceless! It looks like she’s mind-yelling: “ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!” à la Sam Jackson: Words fail her. [via Eclectablog] Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Balloon Juice Discovery Date : 03/06/2011 09:08 Number of articles : 3

Sarah Gives Us a History Lesson on Paul Revere