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Hi Hater: Momager Kris Jenner Encouraging Kimmy Cakes Not To Tie The Knot With Kanye Just Yet

Posted on July 10, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kris doesn’t want to phuck up that Kardashian scrilla. Kris Jenner Wants Kim To Slow Down Marriage Talk Kimmy has been married twice and she is only in her early 30s…. maybe mama Kris has the right idea. According to Naughty But Nice Rob Kim Kardashian‘s divorce from Kris Humphries is final and she just gave birth to a baby girl with Kanye West, but momager Kris Jenner is reportedly telling the couple to slow down and not get hitched any time soon. According to a new report, Kris doesn’t want to tarnish the Kardashian brand with another possible marriage failure. “Kris is encouraging the couple to NOT get married,” a family friend told Naughty But Nice Rob. “After Kim’s last, 72-day marriage, Kris feels like the Kardashian brand does not need another marriage disaster on its hands. She is telling them to take their time, to really think about it. A third divorce for Kim, is not something Kris wants for her daughter or her family business.” The source adds that Kim’s family is worried she looks to marriage for her happiness. “There is no doubt that everyone in the family wants to see Kim happy, but at the same time they are assuring her that she doesn’t need to be married to find happiness,” the insider said. “Kim adores Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, which is why her mom is using them as an example of how you can be a solid, committed couple, without having to say ‘I do.’ Kris originally used Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell as an example of a great couple that never got married, but Kim had no idea who these two were!” We think Kanye should watch his back because at the rate Kim is going, she will be the next Elizabeth Taylor with all these husbands….that’s not a good look ma. If we were Kanye, we would holla: “we want prenup.”

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Psycho Baseball Wife Anna Benson Tries To Rob Her Estranged Husband Dressed As Ninja With A Gun, Hatchet, Taser, & Bulletproof Vest

Posted on July 9, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Wait, what??? Anna Benson Tries To Rob Her Estranged Husband Dressed As A Ninja Via NYPost Crazed “Baseball Wife” Anna Benson dressed like a ninja and armed herself with a gun, ammo, hatchet and taser to break into the home of estranged hubby and ex-Mets pitcher Kris Benson, demanding dough and calling him a “p—y,’’ a police report shows. The former Playboy Playmate and mom of four, 37, ambushed her stunned husband, 38, Sunday night as he exited the bathroom in the master bedroom of the home they once shared in Marietta, Ga., the document says. Anna Benson, dressed all in black, wore a bullet-proof vest and loaded ammo clip, cops said. She also had on her a black Taurus handgun, black hatchet, black baton, black taser, 13 rounds of ammunition, a bag of syringes — and a red “Batman” folding knife, authorities said. She demanded $30,000 from her husband, police said. Kris Benson said she pulled the gun out of her purse at one point, although she didn’t directly aim it in his direction. “It scared me,’’ he later told cops. Asked if he thought she’d shoot him, he said, “Maybe.’’ The shaken ex-Mets ace told his out-of-control wife that he had to get his wallet — and quickly fled to the basement, where he called 911, police said. This beyotch is NUTS. He then ran out of the house and into the woods to hide until police arrived. When cops got to the home, they found Anna Benson on the back porch smoking a cigarette. Told her husband had called them, she hissed, “He’s a f—ing p—y,’’ officers said. She added to the cops that she was just wearing the “tactical ballistic vest” “because it was a new model she was testing for a company’’ and she needed “to get it to mold to her body,’’ the police report said. She told the officers “she didn’t think that she did anything wrong and didn’t understand why we were making such a big deal out of this,’’ according to the report. The pair are in the middle of a bitter divorce battle. A judge tossed her from the home for good last month. LMAO @ “He’s a f***ing p****” Image via FHM

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For Discussion: Zimmerman’s Attorney Says Trayvon Piff-Puffin’ On That Sticky Icky Made Him More Aggressive…Do You Agree?

Posted on July 9, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Poor Trayvon he is being slandered even in death. Zimmerman’s Attorney Says Trayvon’s Drug Use Led To Aggression According to Raw Story The attorney for Florida murder suspect George Zimmerman says that even a small level of sticky icky in the bloodstream could increase violent behavior. CNN host Piers Morgan on Monday night asked Zimmerman attorney Mark O’Mara why it was important that Trayvon Martin had a small amount of drugs in his system during the fatal confrontation last year. Judge Debra Nelson has ruled that the jury can see toxicology results showing THC in Martin’s system. “Any level of sticky icky in his system could have some effect,” O’Mara said. “And of course that falls in line with what Zimmerman stated in his first couple of moments with the non-emergency operator when he said that it looks like he’s on drugs or something.” Morgan, however, was skeptical that a small amount of mean green had any importance. “Well, actually, there are some studies out there — particularly with young males — that suggest that even low levels of sticky icky use can lead to aggression,” O’Mara responded. “So, the question is not how much, but if in fact there has been some effect and if that effect was noticed by George Zimmerman then I think it is relevant. After all, if we’re going to talk about what George Zimmerman may have read in coursework two, three, four years ago then I think what Trayvon Martin had smoked or had in his system somewhere between two and four hours before the event is certainly something the jury should consider.” We hope the defense doesn’t steal this case.

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Desert Thirsty: 10 Celebrities Who Look Hella Desperate

Posted on July 6, 2013 by Benny Hollywood

Thirstyazzness is a disease that some people just can’t shake. Here are 10 of the most desperate celebrities in the game. Continue reading →

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Ho Sit Down: Angry Bird Naomi Campbell Continues To Terrorize Her Former Boy Toy Vlad And His New Chick Luo Zilin

Posted on July 1, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Naomi has always been a nasty beyotch. We know you’re mad your over-the-hill azz shacked up with a married man and now he’s on to the next one, but let the girl eat. Naomi Still Terrorizing Ex According to Page Six A source close to Vlad — who has been divorced from Russian gal Ekaterina since 2010, according to documents seen by Page Six — tells us, “The desperate lies and misinformation coming from Naomi’s camp about Vlad and Luo are astounding. Naomi was working the phones, pushing to get Luo ousted. She said, ‘Jump,’ and [Luo’s agency] said, ‘How high?’ “Vlad and Luo are serious and are looking forward to a future where Naomi will stop harassing them both and they can all get on with their lives in peace.” Meanwhile, Naomi has been getting some emotional support from her supermodel pal Kate Moss. Sources tell us that fellow British beauty Moss had “practically moved in” with Naomi, who has had “a tough few weeks after splitting with Vlad.” A source close to Naomi said, “She is feeling a lot better and has put it all behind her. She is focusing on her show.” Naomi has been in London filming the British version of her US hit “The Face” and has repeatedly been seen with Moss. The pair partied with Grace Jones until 5 a.m. after attending the glamorous Serpentine Summer party in London on Wednesday evening. Reps for both Vlad and Naomi didn’t comment. These old birds need to stop trying to phuck up the next beyotch”s scrilla. He moved on because you lied down and allowed him to treat you as a doormat… what man shacks up with a woman that long and does not wife her?

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Lawsuits: Thirsty 15-Year-Old Singer Sues Weezy And Young Money To Get Out His Contract, “Let Me Out”

Posted on July 1, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lil’ Wayne is like Diddy. Always holding ninjas back. Singer Sues Young Money This young ninja has fallen into the same category as Kelly Rowland. Young Money is not your problem because if isht took this long to pop off then your duumbazz should have jumped ship a long time ago. FOH. According to TMZ A 15-year-old singer has had it with Young Money and Lil Wayne and wants to jump ship … and he’s asking a court for help. Torion Sellers claims in new legal docs — obtained by TMZ — he auditioned for Lil Wayne when he was only 13 and Wayne immediately saw what he called Torion’s “amazing voice” and “God-given gift and talent.” According to the docs, Wayne signed Torion to Young Money and promised to record and release an album by Spring, 2012. But tick tock, tick tock … still no album more than a year later. Torion claims Wayne and company have abandoned him, and he wants out of the contract. He claims Young Money screwed up by forgetting to get court approval of the contract it signed with the kid, and on that basis Torion wants to 86 the deal. Torion believes he will be snatched up by another record label, but no one will touch him until a judge rules the Young Money deal is invalid. Dang. That contract phuckin’ up that future scrilla…..can’t phuck with the paper.

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Freak-Deeky MILF Website Offers Porky Azz Racist Paula Deen A 6-Figure Gig!

Posted on June 29, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Racist hoes gotta eat too, right? Paula Deen Offered Job From Adult Website Guess there IS a company still willing to f**k with Paula Deen … According to TMZ reports : Disgraced chef Paula Deen needs a job … and she’s a mom … so the good people who run a MILF-based adult site put 2-and-2 together and have offered her a SIX-FIGURE GIG. A website called PureMature.com fired off a letter this week … offering Paula a place in their company … in light of her N-word controversy, which has lost her MILLIONS in sponsorships. In the letter, PM starts by explaining to Paula she’s a MILF — a hot mom over the age of 65 who men would like to (you know). It continues with the job offer adding, “Full figured of thin, arthritic or diabetic — you embody our perfect spokesperson.” As for compensation, PureMature says it’s willing to offer her “6 figures for very little work” … and NO nekkidness is required. No one wants to see a fat, racist, beyotch in her underwear. NO ONE. Image via WENN

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And Another One: Racist Cholesterol Cookin’ Chef Paula Deen Dropped By Her Book Publisher AND JC Penney Over N-Word Controversy!

Posted on June 28, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Keepin’ it comin’ folks! At this rate Paula Deen will be on welfare by the end of the month! Paula Deen Dropped From Her Publishing Deal According to TMZ reports : The demolition derby known as Paula Deen’s empire rolls on — she’s just been dropped by one of her publishers, which says it will no longer release her next project … which was expected to be a best seller. In a statement released Friday, Ballantine Books announced it has cancelled the publication of “Paula Deen’s New Testament: 250 Favorite Recipes, All Lightened Up”. But get this … even though the book wasn’t set to come out until October, it’s already #1 on Amazon with pre-order sales. Ballantine adds its name to the long list of companies abandoning ship in light of Deen’s n-word controversy … The Food Network, QVC, JCPenny, and Smithfield Hams, etc … This fat broad’s books aren’t the only things that won’t be selling anymore.. Paula Deen’s officially the least popular kid on the playground … JCPenney just severed ties with the celebrity chef in the wake of her n-word scandal. A rep for the department store released a statement today, saying, “We can confirm that jcpenney has decided to discontinue selling Paula Deen branded merchandise.” JCP had sold Deen-brand kitchen products … which is good news for Martha Stewart. Those “black leaders” can have all the sympathy they want, Paula Deen can’t get isht from us but a hard kick in the a$$ and a GTFOH! Image via WENN

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People Ain’t Isht: Janky Ginger Actress Who Attempted To Poison POTUS Barry-O With Ricin Indicted And Facing 15 Years In The Bing

Posted on June 28, 2013 by Benny Hollywood

Consequences and repercussions… Actress Who Sent Ricin Letter To President Obama Facing 15 Year In Prison With Indictment Via ABCNews An actress who appeared on “The Walking Dead” has been indicted for allegedly sending poison-laced letters to President Obama, New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg and a gun control lobbyist in Washington, D.C. Shannon Guess Richardson, a 35-year-old from Boston, Texas, was charged with three counts including making “threats against the President of the United States.” The letters, one of which was first seen on ABC News, contained anti-gun control messages and threatening language. According to the indictment, the note to President Obama read in part: “You will have to kill me and my family before you get my guns. Anyone wants to come to my house will get shot in the face… I will take care of this myself and make sure you wont be runnin this country in the ground any further. What’s in this letter is nothing compared to what ive got in store for you mr president [sic].” The letters were laced with the poison ricin, but the U.S. Postal Service said it was in such low quantities that it did not pose a health threat. Other than the gun control lobbyist, none of the intended recipients came in contact with the letters. Not only did this dirty beyotch attempt to kill Barry-O, but she tried to throw her husband under the bus in the process! Richardson originally called the FBI after the letters were discovered and claimed her husband, Nathaniel Richardson, was the one that sent the letters, according to court documents. Later, authorities said it looked like Shannon had framed her husband. In an interview with ABC News’ “Good Morning America,” Nathaniel Richardson said it was “heartbreaking” to learn what his wife allegedly did. “The way I look at it, being angry is a waste of energy,” Nathaniel Richardson told ABC News. “She has done this to herself. She has destroyed my reputation and my life but there’s a way up from this and if I sit here and focus on anger, I can’t focus on getting on with my life.” If convicted, Shannon Richardson faces up to 15 years in federal prison, five for each charge, according to prosecutors. We hope she’s sentenced to every hour of that 15 years. Continue reading →

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Hunger Games: Shady GOP Goon Tries To Live On Average Amount Of Food Stamps For One Week And Finds That It’s Not Enough

Posted on June 25, 2013 by Benny Hollywood

Skeptical GOP Advocate Unable To Live On Average Allotment Of Food Stamps Last week, we reported on a GOP advocate who enrolled to temporarily live on food-stamp benefits for one week to prove his point that decreasing the current average allotment of food stamps given to recipients in the program wouldn’t leave them hungry if they’d spend wisely and not “intentionally” buy expensive items. Well, it looks like his words have come back bite him in the azz, as he recently found himself having to come out of pocket after his allotment of food stamps ran out. via Think Progress An aide to Rep. Steve Stockman (R-TX) failed the so-called “SNAP Challenge” last week, just days after accusing Democrats of “intentionally buying overpriced food and shopping at high-priced chains.” The aide, Donny Ferguson, accepted the challenge in response to dozens of Democrats who lived off the program for a week to draw attention to the inadequacy of the average benefit of $4.50 per day. In a press release issued by Stockman’s office, Ferguson initially bragged that he “was able to buy enough food to eat well for a week on just $27.58, almost four dollars less than the $31.50 “SNAP Challenge” figure.” The list, which is posted on Stockman’s website, included prepared foods like red beans and rice, peanut butter, and even popsicles, but no vegetables. “That is my diet for the week and I’m not eating outside of it. Feeling great and I’ve gained two pounds,” Ferguson told ThinkProgress on Wednesday, adding,”Reality has a way of mocking liberalism.” But days later, it seems that the challenges of living on just a little more than $31.50 a week caught up with Ferguson. The Dallas Morning News reported on Monday that the communications aide had to buy additional food after embarking on an unexpected trip. Since he was unable to carry his canned purchases onto the plane, “Ferguson limited himself to $9 in meals while traveling” and ended up “going about 14 percent over budget.” As the paper notes, “While it could be assumed most SNAP recipients don’t have to worry about flying and carry-on charges, unexpected changes in plans can happen to anyone. Someone who relied on the program might not have had the cash to buy additional food if they faced a similar situation.” While it may or may not be true that the average person enrolled in the program doesn’t normally incur traveling expenses, this just goes to show that there are plenty of other unforeseen situations that could arise and deplete the average allotment to the point where it’s not enough. Sounds like the GOP goon-squad just got a taste of their own medicine! Continue reading →

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