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Rumor Control: Mack Maine Says Lil Wayne Is “Alive And Well” Despite Coma Reports!

You cannot be fawking serious … Lil Wayne Hospitalized Again After Sizzurp Binge And Seizures According to TMZ reports : Lil Wayne is in ICU in critical condition after suffering yet another seizure, and we’re told it doesn’t look good … TMZ has learned. We broke the story … the 30-year-old rapper was rushed to Cedars-Sinai Hospital in L.A. Tuesday night after suffering multiple seizures. He was released Wednesday but just hours later one of his bodyguards found him in his room, on the floor and unconscious. Wayne was rushed to the hospital again, but this time he did not stabilize. He was taken to ICU, where he was placed in restraints because he was shaking uncontrollably. We’re told Wayne is currently “unstable,” and has been placed in an induced coma. He is breathing through tubes. We’re told several people are at Wayne’s bedside crying, and a number of rap artists and family members are on the way. Sources say the scene is violent as Wayne shakes uncontrollably. Sources say there’s evidence Wayne went on a Sizzurp binge after being released Wednesday, because doctors found high amounts of codeine in his system. We’re told Wanye’s stomach was pumped 3 times to flush the drugs from his system. Our prayers are with Wayne and his friend, family, and fans. That said, if he’s blessed enough to make it though this, somebody has GOT to get a hold of him! We better not see ONE member of YMCMB with a dumb-a$$ double cup in their hand ever again! Just in case any of them are scared to say it (We know Tez isn’t) we’ll set it off for them… Hey you stupid muthafawka! Put that s#!t down and maybe you’ll LIVE for your CHILDREN! UPDATE: YMCMB Exec/Artist Mack Maine reassures the world that Wayne is not in a coma. What the hell is going on?!?! Image via Complex

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Ho Sit Down: Diva Azz Nicki Minaj Threatens To Walk Off American Idol After Her Fav Contestant Voted Off

Don’t let the door knob hit ya… Nicki Minaj Threatens To Walk Off American Idol Set Via ETOnline Nicki Minaj is not proving to be a team player at the American Idol judges’ table. After storming off set during the preliminary rounds and then showing up late to Wednesday’s live show, Minaj threatened to quit Idol all together on Thursday night. “Are you kidding me?” the Super Bass singer, 30, exclaimed after Curtis Finch Jr. was voted off. Minaj was so upset she left her seat at the table. “Curtis, if you go home, I go home,” Minaj told the contestant.” I definitely think Curtis should not be in the bottom two. I mean, I love Devin but I think that Curtis, if you look at every one of his performances, I mean — come on, America, are you kidding me?” Nicki then told Curtis: “If you leave, I leave.” Fellow judge Keith Urban did agree with Minaj, adding that he too was “a little shocked.” We’re sure that Mariah maintained a professional demeanor on the outside, but inside, she was probably more excited than Jerry Sandusky at a Boy Scout meeting at the prospect of Onika exiting stage left. Ultimately, Nicki walked around the set like a little brat until she finally sat her inflated cakes back down. Image via YouTube

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People Ain’t Isht: Janky Website Offers Groupie Hoes “Fake Pregnancy Kits” To Trap Brainless Ballers!

Sometimes captialism isn’t all it’s cracked up to be Website Offers Groupies The Tools To Trap Athletes With A Fake Pregnancy Hoes, harlots, and hoochie-mamas listen up! You all were already the scum of the entertainment community as is, but this is just cotdamn ridiculous, even for you morally bankrupt beyotches. The folks at JocksAndStilettoJill have uncovered a baller-chasing bird’s newest favorite website called FakeABaby.com . Apparently this site offers women (in the loosest since of the word) all the things they would need to fake a pregnancy from conception to just days before she “gives birth”. What does that entail? Fake positive pregnancy tests, fake DNA tests, several different sized silicone “baby bumps”, fake fawking newspaper announcements, the site even goes so far as to offer a service that will impersonate a real lab and send back matching DNA results AFTER the “baby” is born! What would you like to have? Twins? Triplets? Want to see the “baby’s” fingers? They got it ALL! Think it sounds too good (or foul) to be true? Peep the ugly truth after the jump. Images via FakeABaby

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People Ain’t Isht: Janky Website Offers Groupie Hoes “Fake Pregnancy Kits” To Trap Brainless Ballers!

Ho Sit Down Go Back To Jail: Colorado Movie Massacre Gunman James Holmes Pleads “Not Guilty” To 166 Counts Of Murder And Appears In Court Looking Even Creepier Than Before

GTFOHWTBS Judge Enters Not Guilty Plea For Aurora Gunman James Holmes After eight months of rotting in a jail cell for senselessly opening fire on a theater full of moviegoers last summer, scumbag psycho gunman James Holmes appeared back in court “unprepared” to enter a plea on his behalf even though he knows damn well he’s guilty as fawk . via CBS News A Colorado judge has entered a plea of not guilty on behalf of James Holmes, the former graduate student accused of killing 12 people and wounding dozens more in a shooting rampage inside a Colorado movie theater last summer. Holmes’ attorney told the court that he was not ready to enter a plea, but the judge entered a not guilty plea for him and said he could change the plea to not guilty by reason of insanity, reports the Associated Press. Holmes sat silent, but alert, throughout the hearing, alternately appearing to look at the judge and stare into space. Holmes, who is facing 166 counts, mostly of murder and manslaughter, has spent the past eight months behind bars. He was reportedly restrained in a psychiatric ward for several days during the fall out of fear he might harm himself. To be found not guilty by reason of insanity, Holmes has to prove that he did not know right from wrong when he committed the crime of which he is accused. Prosecutors say Holmes planned the massacre well in advance, ordering arms and ammunition through the internet and dressing in paramilitary gear on the night of the assault. Police also found explosives in his apartment that had reportedly been rigged to go off when authorities entered. Ummmmm, yeah ok. Good luck to this fool’s lawyers with proving him not guilty “by way of insanity” when police have solid evidence of his plot to kill before hand. AP

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**Bossip Exclusive** Has Joe Budden Kicked Kaylin Garcia To The Curb And Gone Back To Choppin’ Tahiry Down??

All good things must come to an end… Joe Budden Rumored To Have Broken Up With Kaylin Garcia For Tahiry Rumors has it that Joe Budden has officially ended his very public, Instagram-fueled, relationship with 20 year-old, gangsta-grilled banger Kaylin Garcia . From what we hear, Joe has wanted to leave Kaylin for a while now, but felt bad for her as she had little life of her own. In addition, Bossip sources confirm that the has the “Zumba instructor” has moved out of Joe’s New Jersey home and his life, also that Joe could be back to chopping down his big booty bae Tahiry ! We can’t say that we are totally shocked. It seems since the new seasons of Love & Hip-Hop New York started there have been little to no freaky Instagram pics, no lovey-dovey tweets, not to mention Kaylin’s very limited camera time with Joe outside of the fight with Tahiry. We’re sure more details will emerge from this never-ending clusterfawk love triangle soon enough. Stay tuned… Image via Instagram

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Psycho Boyfriend Quote Of The Day: Chris Brown To Rihanna- “That’s MY P***y Baby!” [Video]

*Glances at Karrueche * Chris Brown Says He Owns Rihanna’s Lady Parts Someone check on Chris Brown’s publicist, he or she may be on suicide watch after all his shenanigans this week . According to TMZ reports : Chris Brown has a message for Rihanna … and any other guy who might want a piece of her … back off, because “THAT IS MY P**$Y!” Chris was partying at Emerson Theatre in Hollywood early Thursday AM when he grabbed the mic from the DJ and went off on how to talk to your woman — and the bizarre rant was all caught on tape. Chris said, “You GOTTA say that one thing to her … Don’t make me have to tell you again, that’s my p***y baby! … so you better not give it away!” Chris rambled on … “So every person in this motherf**king building, if you got a bad bitch you better say that s**t to her, or she might f**k another n***a.” What a charming young man…SMFH Peep the video below. Do any of you ladies find this little diatribe…endearing? Image via Getty

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Psycho Boyfriend Quote Of The Day: Chris Brown To Rihanna- “That’s MY P***y Baby!” [Video]

Elsewhere In The World: Norwegian Teacher Fired For Bringing Vials Of Her Own Blood To School And Allowing Students To Taste It!

Yuck daddy! Norwegian Teacher Fired For Bringing Her Blood For Students To Taste Via NYDailyNews A Norwegian kindergarten teacher was fired this week after she brought a vial of her own blood to class and allowed children to touch and taste it, the head teacher of the kindergarten said on Friday. The teacher in Sola, on Norway’s western coast, brought in a blood sample that was taken earlier in the day and poured it on a plate for the children, aged between 3 and 6, to see. “The children asked if they could touch it and she allowed them,” Inger Lise Soemme Andersen told Reuters. “Then they asked ‘how do we get it off?’ so she put her finger in her mouth and the children followed suit. “The parents are mortified, shaken and shocked.” Soemme Andersen added that the teacher, a temporary employee, had been tested for AIDS and Hepatitis B following the incident. Results of the tests are not yet in, but authorities consider the risk of transmitting any infection very low. This lady needs to GTFOHWTBS! This ain’t True Blood beyotch! Image via flickr

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You Mad? Salty Azz Chris Brown Stops His Performance At Hollyweird Club To Scream “Fawk Drake!” And Shoot Everyone In The Club The Middle Finger!

Chris Brown does everything in his power to perpetuate the “angry black man” stereotype Chris Brown Screams “F Drake” During Performance At Hollywood Night Club Via E! Clearly Chris Brown and Drake have yet to make amends from their New York nightclub brawl last June. After attending a charity benefit at a Studio City, Calif., bowling alley on Wednesday night, Brown made his way to the Emerson Theatre in Hollywood. An eyewitness there tells E! News exclusively that around 1:20 a.m., Brown hopped up from his center table under the DJ booth and requested the mic to speak to the crowd. The DJ had Drake’s song, “Started from the Bottom,” cued up and Brown immediately told the DJ to stop playing the music. Addressing the crowd, Brown reportedly shouted out, “The DJ can play this s–t, but I want you all to know, F–k Drake!” and gave everyone the middle finger. Brown then proceeded to have the DJ cut the music again and began freestyle rapping, our source says. He began with a full performance of “As You Were” and followed with “Turn Up the Music.” What seemed to be a single performance turned into an all-out, full impromptu concert as he proceeded to sing “Beautiful People” and an additional five songs. Football star Reggie Bush even ran up on stage to take the mic, acting as Brown’s hype man. The eyewitness added that before and after his impromptu performance, Brown was seen dressed in a Miami Hurricanes baseball jersey, drinking Ace of Spades Rose and ordering vodka all night. At one point, he ordered six bottles of rosé, costing $10,000, which came out in a gold sailboat. Brown had it sent over to football legend Michael Irvin, who was at Emerson celebrating his birthday DJ Kayper was on the 1′s and 2′s while Chris was on stage and took to Twitter to voice her perspective on the situation. She is pure comedy! LMFAO! All jokes aside, we wish Chris and Drake could just get 5 minutes with each other, fight, and get it over with. This isht is starting to get real old…SMH Image via WENN

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Get Your Life Together: Bobby “Buy A Bottle” Brown Sentenced To 55 Days In Jail Over DUI Arrest

Bobby Brown and jail cells go together like PB&J…SMH Bobby Brown Sentenced To 55 Days In Jail According to TMZ reports : Bobby Brown has been sentenced to 55 days in jail following his most recent DUI arrest, TMZ has learned. TMZ broke the story … Brown was arrested in October after cops pulled the singer over for driving erratically, and smelled alcohol in his ride. Bobby was charged with DUI and driving on a suspended license following the incident. (Brown’s license had been suspended as a result of his previous DUI conviction in 2012. Bobby was also convicted of DUI in 1996.) Bobby pled no contest to the charges today. He was sentenced to the jail time, plus 4 years probation. He was also ordered to complete an 18-month alcohol program. This is Bobby’s third DUI conviction. Bobby has to turn himself in to jail by March 20 — and has been ordered to attend 3 AA meetings per week until then. We’d like to think that this would be Bobby’s last brush with the law. That somehow he would change his life and not circle the drain like a degenerate lush, but we’d be some damn fools to think that. Image via WENN/Johnny Nuñez

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Twitter Files: “Girls” Creator Lena “Floppy Flapjacks” Dunham Finally Speaks Out Against Lisa Lampanelli’s Use Of The N-Word

It only took a week, but Lena Dunham has finally cleared the air over Lisa Lampanelli’s calling her “my ni**a” … Lena responded to a writer who called her out for her silence in a web article and took to Twitter to promote the story: Hit the flip for Lena’s response and a few photos from her swirl experience with Donald Glover aka Sandy “The Black Republican” on “Girls”.

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