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The Definitive Guide to Abusing Your Assistant: What You Can and Can’t Get Away With [Guides]

This week, Star magazine investigates the perilous lives of celebrity assistants. But what’s the point of having power if you can’t abuse it? A guide to which underling abuses are reasonable, and which will just get you sent to jail. More

Holly Madison Is Sexy And Disturbing

I’m not sure if these are hot pictures of Playboy’s Holly Madison in a sexy little baseball jersey and short shorts, or creepy pictures of an adult Holly Madison playing with a disturbing bobblehead… Of herself! I think I’m going to ignore the bobblehead angle and focus on the sexiness because I’ve always liked Holly and hope to someday squeeze one of her boobs for at least thirty seconds. I’m not even going to mention the disturbing mascot molestation.

Karissa Shannon Height Bio

Biography for Karissa Shannon Born October 2, 1989 (1989-10-02) Ann Arbor, Michigan, U.S. Measurements Bust: 34B Waist: 26 Hips: 34 Height 5 ft 10 in (1.78 m) Weight 125 lb (57 kg) In 2008, Hugh Hefner of Playboy chose the Shannons to be two of his three new girlfriends, replacing the departed Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson. (Crystal Harris replaced Holly Madison as Hefner#39;s “number one” girlfriend with whom he shares a bed.) Because of their relationship with Hefner, the Shann

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Holly Madison Shows Off Her Good Side

It’s Friday and I know all of you are tired of working, that’s why you’re flipping through my site instead of doing those spreadsheets your boss is waiting for, so I though that a Playboy chick like Holly Madison at the premiere of some crappy movie with her tig old bitties stuff nicely into her tight dress might make things easier. The other day I had a waitress with tits this impressive, but she had a hairy chest, I’m not kidding either, she was a hot but she had half inch long dark hairs just sitting there staring at me. How do you ask a chick to wax her chest? I’d have to wax mine to lead by example. I’m going back next week to get a picture.

Selena Gomez Attempts To Drop Some Cleavage

I don’t normally do any posts featuring Selena Gomez , because I’m not really sure how old she is or who she is for that matter, but I thought that I would give her a chance today. Here she is doing her best to look like a grown up while she tries to drop some cleavage. I don’t know, I guess it’s a start, but she kinda looks like one of those creepy six year old girls that obsessive mothers dress up as adults and enter into beauty pageants because their miserable lives didn’t turn out the way they had hoped…. I think I preferred her when she was wearing her bikini . more pictures of Selena Gomez here

Holly Madison Sucks!

Maybe it’s just my imagination, but there’s something both wholesome and perverted about a Playboy playmate sucking on a lollipop in a little pink dress. Here’s Holly Madison doing her thing on the red carpet at some event the other day that involves her putting things in her sexy little mouth. I don’t care what it is, I’m just glad that someone thought of giving her something to suck on for the cameras. Well done. more pictures of Holly Madison here

Karissa Shannon Gets A Little Inappropriate

This new boy toy t-shirt trend that some of the D-list celebrities have been wearing is starting to get a little creepy if you ask me. Here’s some Hugh Hefner sloppy seconds Karissa Shannon inappropriately professing her love for Will Smith’s kid. Awkward. If some male celebrity did this kind of thing with a picture of Dora the Explorer or some other underage celebrity, people would be outraged. What a double standard. You should have seen the nasty looks I used to get when I wore my Olsen twins T-shirt to the bars in the 90’s.

Karissa Shannon Flashes Her Bare Ass

Leave it to a Playboy model to somehow manage to slut up something as simple as getting the mail. Here’s Karissa Shannon , one of the twins that used to pretend to take Hugh Hefner’s wrinkly old wiener, wearing nothing but her USA sweater showing off her bare ass. How come when I do this kind of thing I get nasty letters from the condo board taped to my door? Obviously these are staged, she didn’t have enough time to put any pants on, but her hair and make up is done. That a girl. At least she’s supporting the World Cup team.

Holly Madison’s Boobs Celebrate Something

Your guess is as good as mine as to what Playboy playmate Holly Madison is celebrating in these pictures, but she’s got on a sweet little outfit so how could I resist putting her on the site. She’s good, she knows that if she puts on a pair of short shorts and some silly short bus socks I’m going to be all over it, and that’s not even taking into account her spectacular fake boobs that I love so much…. Deep down I’m sure they love me too.

Vote Holly Madison for Mayor!

Our apologies to Holly Madison. On Friday, we asked readers which premiere they were more likely to tune in for tonight : True Blood or Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami . Somehow, we forgot to include E!’s latest reality show in this discussion, Holly’s World . It debuts this evening and stars Holly Madison, who says she’s single and would love to someday raise a child in Las Vegas. “I would much rather raise a family in Las Vegas than in L.A. First of all, when you live in Vegas, it’s very much like a small town with a really strong sense of community. And, Vegas is really strict. You can’t get into a club if you’re underage. You can’t drink or gamble if you’re underage,” she told Fancast. The show will focus on Holly’s life in Sin City and include cameos by former naked pals Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt. “There’s all kinds of drama,” Madison said. “It’s just us trying to achieve our goals and get things done, but a lot of drama. Fun stuff. I cry, oh yeah, absolutely. There are some moments where I lose it a little bit because things just get too busy some times.” They might get busier if Holly’s ultimate dream comes true. She says she’d love to run for Mayor “someday” and states one reason why: “My favorite idea is to fix the way they do construction [in Las Vegas] because sometimes they leave a construction site up too long when they’re doing road work. They don’t finish it fast enough and it causes a lot of traffic problems.” Hear that, Vegas residents? Vote for Holly and solve your traffic problems! Also, probably see her topless a lot.

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