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Khloe Kardashian: A New Face Will Help Heal My Heartache!

Khloe Kardashian has been having a very, very hard time. Sure, she’s got a huge family that, despite the constant drama, is pretty tight, and yes, she’s got buckets and buckets of money. But does any of that matter when she just keeps on losing in love? Well, yes. That’s a lot more than many people have — she can confide in any one of her sisters, and if she can’t reach them, she can always dry her tears with cash or diamonds or whatever else rich people have laying around the house. Still … there’s no question that times are tough on the romance front. The whole thing is a mess, and it’s been going on for so long. We’ll have to jump around to get the full effect, but everything centers around one fact, and that is that Tristan Thompson is garbage. Just over a year ago, days before Khloe gave birth to their daughter, True, we all learned that he had been cheating on her during her pregnancy . She really struggled with the news, which was obviously understandable, but ultimately, she decided to stay with him and try to make it work. It did not work. Back in February, there was an incident involving Tristan and Jordyn Woods , Kylie’s former best friend. The two were at a party together, and something happened — some witnesses claimed they made out, others have reported that they’d actually been carrying on an affair for a while. Jordyn has maintained that Tristan just kissed her on the mouth as he left theparty, but whatever happened, it was clear that Tristan had done something wrong. And for Khloe, that was the final straw. She broke up with Tristan for good, but the drama was far from over. Cameras were rolling while everything was happening, of course, and we’re now seeing everything play out on Keeping Up with the Kardashians . And if all that wasn’t enough, Jordan Craig, Tristan’s ex and the mother of his first child, has decided that now would be a good time to discuss the rumors that Tristan cheated on her with Khloe during her pregnancy. In some recent court documents, Jordan confirmed what we all pretty much knew — Tristan was still with her when he began seeing Khloe. Khloe has since apologized , saying that she thought Tristan was single at the beginning of their relationship because he showed her “physical proof” of it. She also said that “His best friends, business associates and even his mother told me, him and his ex were broken up before we even met.” It’s a little much that Khloe felt the need to interview everyone in Tristan’s life to see if he was really single — and it’s definitely too much that she seemed even the tiniest bit surprised when it turned out he was unfaithful to her. For over a year now, Khloe has been soothing her pain by sharing inspirational quotes on social media, and if you’ve followed any news about her at all, you know exactly what we’re talking about. But now, thanks to a brand new selfie she just posted, it seems she’s found another way to cope, too. Because how are you going to feel sad when you don’t even look like the person you were when your relationship fell apart?! Here’s her latest look: It’s … different, right? And if you can’t pinpoint exactly what’s weird about this, don’t worry, because her followers were quick to leave their thoughts. “That’s not Khloe,” one person commented. “Where is she?” “I honestly couldn’t tell which Kardashian this was for a moment, I had to look at the name,” another person said. A fan wrote “Giiiiiiirl I adore u but what the hell did you do to your nose?” “Is that a Klone?” someone else asked. “Because it sure isn’t Khloe.” Countless people said that she looks like Kim, and lots said that they even thought this was a photo of Kim. Others couldn’t even tell who was pictured. View Slideshow: Khloe Kardashian GOES OFF on Jordyn Woods, Trashes Ex-Friend as Total Liar Obviously we can’t say for sure that she’s gotten plastic surgery — a number of things could be making her look different here. But one this is for sure, and that’s that she really, really does look different.

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Ashley Martson Out of the Hospital, Onto a Cruise Ship!

90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After? star Ashley Martson has had such a rough, busy week. She has been reliving some of the most humiliating moments of her adult life as the show airs footage from last year. She went on a women's wellness retreat (and would like to remind us all that she is not in rehab ) Ashley ended up getting so many comments from trolls that she deleted her Instagram. Just as we thought that she was getting a much-needed break, she was rushed to the hospital . Fans were assured that she was going to be okay, but then they were confused … because just days later, she's going on a cruise. What's going on?   1. Is Ashley okay? This week, Ashley Martson reported to a wellness retreat, deactivated her Instagram, was hospitalized, reactivated her Instagram, and now she’s going on a cruise ship. Is everything good? 2. Ashley has done her best to keep fans up to speed She’s still under an NDA for 90 Day Fiance, but she tells fans as much as she’s allowed to — and sometimes, more. 3. Ashley says that she puts on a good face for fans In this Q&A over the weekend, she explained that she acts stronger than she really feels. 4. She made a brave decision In order to grapple with depression, Ashley elected to do a one-week women’s retreat to handle her mental health. A break was exactly what she needed. 5. There’s so much happening in her life Remember, not only does Ashley have lupus along with normal everyday stresses, but she has hinted in the past that there are details that fans do not know about Jay’s cheating scandal and their breakup — things that will leave us all “shocked” if and when we learn them. 6. She even snapped at Jay on social media He shared this throwback photo, in which he is very conspicuously in her house (most of us recognize her living room on sight these days). View Slideshow

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Kourtney Kardashian & Scott Disick: Vacationing in Costa Rica WITHOUT Sofia Richie!

Another day, another Kardashian family vacation.  But this trip may be, just possibly, the most interesting yet.  Our thoughts go out to Sofia Richie, who HAS to be experiencing the worst FOMO right now and probably a little bit of jealousy, too.  Ok, if she is actually a legitimate human she is probably feeling a lot of jealousy right now because her BF Scott Disick is currently vacationing with baby mama and ex GF Kourtney Kardashian in Costa Rica… While she was left out to dry!  Well technically she is busy working in NYC, but the situation still undeniably sucks for the model.  For those Keeping Up with the Kardashian fans who are already convinced that Kourtney and Scott’s killer co-parenting skills are just a ploy to hide their passionate love for each other, we hear you. Kourtney and Scott are on yet another vacation (it’s all they do, I swear)  with their kids. The former couple took Mason, Penelope, and Reign to hang out with cousins North, Saint, and Chicago — and this time it involved getting their passports stamped. Yes, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are also on the family getaway.  “They are all filming for the show,” a source told People . “They have a lot of ocean and rainforest activities planned.”  On top of this already odd news, the families are planning to soak up the Costa Rica sun for two whole weeks!  That’s a lot of time for Kourtney and Scott to fall back in love, just saying. And if that’s not their plan, then that’s a lot of time to spend with an ex. (hard pass) On Thursday Kourt shared a video to her Instagram Story that showed off her beautiful view featuring palm trees and a long infinity pool.  And although this isn’t the first time the cordial exes have vacationed together, the timing is questionable. This vacay comes after multiple engagement rumors involving Disick, 36 and Richie, 20. Also, remember Kourtney and Disick’s trip to Bali where they met with a healer who basically said Kourtney and Scott were soulmates and are meant to be together?  “Scott came in, and the guy was basically saying that in a past life that we were together, and that we’re soul mates,” she explained during a testimonial on  KUWTK.  “So he was like ‘You have to decide if you want to be together or not be together.'” Maybe this intimate trip is for them to finally decide? Or in a more boring world, and probably the right one, maybe the two just tagged along with Kimye because it’s summer and what else do they have going on? This trip marks six weeks after Kim and Kanye welcomed their fourth child together, Psalm, via surrogate. The KKW Beauty mogul shared the photo of her newborn on May 17, where she officially revealed to the world his rather unique name . “Beautiful Mother’s Day with the arrival of our fourth child,” Kanye wrote to Kim in a text message that she later shared to social media.  “We are blessed beyond measure. We have everything we need,” read the message.  Matriarch Kris Jenner explained the meaning behind the name Psalm to all of us on Entertainment Tonight. Although I don’t think it takes a genius to figure that one out, especially if you are aware of Kanye’s recent and highly publicized side gig — his Sunday church service.  “The inspiration was the Book of Psalms in the Bible,” Kris revealed.  “I think it’s just a wonderful way to celebrate how they feel.” “And he’s such a blessing, so it’s perfect,” said Kris. We’re sure the fam is enjoying their time together and giving baby Psalm all the love. And as for Kourtney, Scott, and Sofia — well they’re apparently cool with one another.  They’ve gone on vacations together in the past and even successfully snapped one of the most iconic IG photos ever.  But we can’t help but doubt their current situation, I mean it’s hard to imagine that no one will end up feeling betrayed in this 3-way scenario.  As Kourtney and Scott said in a recent video which they shared to Poosh, “I couldn’t imagine raising three children with somebody I couldn’t speak to every day.” “I think other people think if they were in [our] position, they couldn’t do it,” Scott said.  Yep, you’ve got that right! But then again, we couldn’t imagine what it is like to be in a Kardashian’s position.  View Slideshow: Scott Disick: Banging ALL of the Kardashians?!

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Erika Girardi Goes OFF!

The ladies continued to bicker on Tuesday’s The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.  The latest explosive installment kicked off with Kyle Richards, Erika Girardi, Teddi Mellencamp, Lisa Rinna, and Dorit Kemsley still sunning it up in France.  But it was only a matter of time before the drama caught up with them.  At the beginning of the trip, Kyle and Teddi were trying to fan the flame that Erika was mad at Lisa Rinna for dressing up as her, before bashing Kim Richards.  Erika tried to imply it was water off a duck’s back, but Kyle and Teddi were not convinced. At a dinner later in the vacation, Erika snapped because she had heard enough.  “What’s weird is that you care. What’s weird is that you’re pushing it. What’s weird is that you’re reaching for something!” Erika shouted across the table. “We don’t need to talk about it anymore. I don’t understand why you guys want me to feel a certain way about it. I’m good!” Teddi clearly knew she was being portrayed as a schemer, and swiftly left the restaurant with Dorit in two. Erika then left, clearly irate at the whole thing.  Rinna then tried to find out from Kyle why they wouldn’t shut the eff up about something so silly. Kyle proceeded to drop the ultimate bombshell: She didn’t think Erika enjoyed hanging out with the ladies. In a true twist, all of the ladies returned, and Lisa R urged Kyle to come clean.  “What are you talking about? I’ve had the best time!”  Teddi grinned from ear to ear as Erika said that, while Kyle looked like she wanted the ground to open up and swallow her in that very spot.  “What, I didn’t feel good today, but I said that right away,” Erika continued.  Teddi then wanted to know whether Erika liked hanging around with the group, and Erika nodded. That wasn’t enough for Teddi and Kyle to shut up. They continued to say they thought they were hated.  “And so now it’s turned into ‘Erika doesn’t wanna be here’ and ‘I don’t have fun with the group’ and you don’t think I like anybody,” Erika yelled. “So are you trying to push me out?” Teddi said that she wanted to know where she stood with Erika.  “I feel like there’s something else there,” Erika said, pointing at Kyle and Teddi. “I kind of feel a little bullied right now. I feel like the two of you are in cahoots and now want me to feel a certain way about something that never really bothered me.” “So now I’m feeling a little bullied, and maybe I should go to bed now.” “Ohhh, look at me. I’m so f–king offended,” she said as she left the table. “You guys wanna make up shit? Good. Keep going! Keep going.” From that point on, all the women aside from Erika got drunk, and Kyle thought it would be a good idea to try and fix things with Erika.  But the singer was not ready, telling Kyle to speak to her in the morning.  What did you think of the action? Hit the comments below.  RHOBH continues Tuesdays on Bravo.  View Slideshow: The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Official Season 9 Portraits!

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Alana Thompson: I Won’t Live With Mama June Until Geno Doak is GONE

June Shannon and her gross boyfriend Geno Doak had been living in hotels and even a casino during this latest crisis. But now, Mama June has returned home — to an otherwise empty nest. Her famous daughter, Alana, is refusing to come home. She says she won’t return to the house while Geno is there. In August of 2018, Honey Boo Boo turned 13 . Wild that she’s a teenager, now. She fled the house after June and Geno’s crack cocaine arrests, but she’s not old enough to live on her own. Instead, she’s been living with Pumpkin, her sister. That was for the best, because June spent time living in various rented rooms with Geno. But now that she’s come home, Alana isn’t budging. TMZ reports that Alana Thompson will not return to her mother’s home under present circumstances. She’d like to return home, and she loves her mother a lot. But there’s a roadblock preventing that sweet reunion, and his name is Geno Doak. Sources tell TMZ that as long as Geno is still hanging around the Shannon residence, Alana wouldn’t feel safe being there. What Alana would like is for her troubled mother to give her useless cheating boyfriend the boot — and then take herself to rehab. There’s more than just Geno’s arrest for crack cocaine and domestic violence that has Alana justifiably concerned. Just days ago, we all saw that harrowing video in which Geno crashed his car into June’s house and emerged mostly naked. The aftermath was filmed by a neighbor, who observed June as she tried and failed to usher Geno into the house. “Honey Boo Boo’s mama [has] got on a damn see-through gown,” the neighbor’s voice can be heard observing. Eventually, June had to get help to move her useless lump of a boyfriend into the house. Alana is still a minor, and some fans worry that her boycott will backfire — and that June will just try to force her to come home. But TMZ ‘s sources tell them that Pumpkin is prepared to fight to keep her sister safe from the chaos, the drugs, the drama, and worse. Lauryn “Pumpkin” Shannon is reportedly willing to take her mom to court to keep Alana out of that maelstrom. She’ll do it even if it means obtaining legal custody of her own sister. The bittersweet news is that June, as of yet, hasn’t expressed any real interest in bringing Alana back home. Maybe that’s good news — that on some level, June knows that Alana is better off with Pumpkin than being around Geno (or her, at the moment). Maybe it’s bad news, because June is just too wrapped up in Geno’s apparently irresistible charms to care about her actual family. After all, that bizarre obsession is what made June refuse to listen at her own intervention. Her own daughter begged her to get help out of fear that she might die, but June adamantly refused any inpatient treatment. Pumpkin had to explain to viewers what was stopping June: fear. June worried that if she couldn’t watch Geno for every minute, he would cheat on her (some more), or maybe even leave her. Obviously, no man who would cheat in the first place is worth risking your life just to supervise, but that’s what June is doing. And it may cost her months or even years with her daughter. This is an all-around pitiful situation. View Slideshow: June Shannon: Living Out of Vile Hotel Rooms with Crazy BF Geno After Crack Arrest!?

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Meghan Markle’s Deleted Instagram Revealed: Booze, Boyfriends & Bedroom Selfies!

These days, Meghan Markle is one of the most famous women on the planet — a household name all over the world. But it wasn't all that long ago that the Duchess of Sussex was an actress on a basic cable legal drama, eager to reach the next level of fame and influence. Like just about every young media figure, Meghan had an Instagram account with a sizable following. In keeping with royal standards of decorum, she deleted the page before her relationship with Prince Harry became public knowledge. But nothing on the internet ever truly disappears, and some of Meg's most memorable posts have recently resurfaced. Take a look: 1. Meg In Bed Meghan never posted anything terribly racy to her IG. Still, her royal in-laws probably wouldn’t be thrilled to learn she shared this bedroom selfie with her 3 million followers. 2. Road Beers During her tenure on Suits, Meg was also the proprietor of a lifestyle blog called The Tig. Which meant her downtime was spent living the high life and bringing her followers along on the journey. 3. A Sultry Selfie Meg certainly knew how to serve looks in her acting days. We’re sure she still does, but her days of posting selfies for public consumption have sadly come to an end. 4. Bed Again Again, nothing terribly racy about this photo. But we’re sure the Queen and company would object to a royal posting a selfie in bed. 5. Cheers to Meg Meg seemed to greatly enjoy her life pre-royalty. Of course, we’re sure she’s pretty damn happy these days, as well. 6. Good In Bed Don’t get too excited. This is just a photo that Meg posted of some suggestive packaging for a set of pajamas. View Slideshow

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Today In Ironic Twists: 2 Florida Men Brawl Because One of Them Showers Too Much

Folks, we’re gonna be honest — we don’t really know what’s going on here. We’ve brought you many, many Florida Man stories over the years, and usually, they’re bizarre and trashy, and they frequently involve gators and/or dynamite —  but they always make some sort of sense , and it’s generally pretty easy to figure out the motives of the principal players. This one, however, has thrown us for a loop. Is it opposite day? Are we in Bizarro World? Is M. Night Shyamalan writing the news today? Whatever the case this is a twist that no one could have seen coming. Pasco County resident Byron Christianoudis, 48, was arrested this week after he allegedly attacked his 70-year-old roommate. Abnormal behavior by the standards of any other state, but pretty standard Florida Man stuff so far. But here’s the twist: Christianoudis attacked his elderly roomie because the man accused him of taking too many showers! Frankly, we didn’t know that anyone, anywhere in the world took issue with their roommates being too hygienic. And we definitely didn’t know that this happens in Florida, where a single ride on Splash Mountain is generally considered to be sufficient bathing for an entire summer. Now, we probably don’t need to tell you that this was not Mr. Christianoudis’ first arrest. No, the original Greek Freak was taken into custody in 2015 after he was caught masturbating on a public beach. Christianoudis was allegedly looking at an adult woman and a girl who were seated near water’s edge. Asked what motivated this nauseating act of self-pleasure, Christianoudis offered the following explanation: “My girlfriend was out of town and I miss her.” Clearly, dude is an old school romantic. At first, it might seem like these two incidents have nothing to do with one another — but we’d like to posit that there may be a connection Byron’s roommate was upset by how much time he was spending in the shower. Byron’s roommate probably knew about his previous arrest and the effect that water seems to have on Mr. Christianoudis. You see what we’re getting at? We’re sure the poor roommate eventually reached the point where he could no longer convince himself that the stalactites on the bathroom ceiling were the result of violent sneezing fits brought on by Byron’s extreme allergy to body wash. Gross … but that’s Florida for ya! View Slideshow: Florida Man: 21 Ways in Which He Actually Got Arrested

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Teen Mom 2 Recap: Catelynn Lowell Welcomes a Baby Girl!

It's been a rough year for Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra. Fortunately, Monday night's episode of Teen Mom OG focused on a recent highlight for the troubled couple. Back in February,  Catelynn welcomed her third child , a baby girl named Vaeda. With all these two have been through, it was a joy to witness their obvious elation at Vaeda's arrival. Teen Mom cast members frequently complain that they're treated unfairly in the editing process or that the show only focuses on the negative aspects of their life. Something tells us Lowell and Baltierra have no such complaints about last night's episode. Take a look: 1. One Happy Family It’s been a long and winding road for Catelynn and Tyler. But finally, we got to see them enjoy a bit of happiness thanks to the arrival of their baby girl. 2. Baby Vaeda The Baltierras have been gushing about Vaeda and sharing pics on social media ever since the moment she entered the world. 3. Overjoyed But for all the joyous family moments on social media, few details had been revealed about the day Vaeda entered the world — until last night. 4. Completing the Picture As we now know, Vaeda has been welcomed with enthusiasm by her older sister, and she’s proven instrumental in helping Cate and Tyler move on from the traumas of the past year. 5. New Beginnings Catelynn, in particular, had a difficult time in the months leading up to Vaeda’s birth, but last night, it was all love and elation. 6. Ups and Downs After a year marked by emotional disorders, rehab, and even a trial separation with Tyler, Cate was back on top last night. View Slideshow

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Luke Parker is the Worst in Disturbing New Bachelorette Promo

If you've read The Bachelorette spoilers this season, you know that Luke Parker has had a target on his back for some time. Based on the revealing trailer featured here, however, it's apparent that the villainous front-runner isn't going away quietly. If you watched last night's  episode of The Bachelorette , you know that Parker (somehow) remains in the running for Brown's heart. As we've been hearing about for weeks, Parker may very well end up getting sent home from the series because he basically thinks Hannah is his property. To what extent? To the extent that he sex-shames her for getting close with other men, that's for darn sure. This rumor had merely been included in an influx of  Bachelorette spoilers that we had read, but now you can see it play out for yourself. In this newly-released super trailer, Hannah is clearly set to have a good time with as many guys as she can. Which is pretty much why ones signs on to be The Bachelorette, right? Tyler appears to be giving her a full-body massage with his own body in one scene, while we also see her kissing Peter in a cave. There's a hot tub glimpse and some smooches for Mike and this line from Hannah to an unknown suitor: I want to be physical with him. But I don't want to just have sex. I want to like, love you in every way. Elsewhere, Hannah sings about how she's “gonna get down…in the fantasy suites.” How does Luke feel about this? How does he feel about Brown apparently going NAKED BUNGEE JUMPING with Garrett? “That’s like a slap in the face from her and from Garrett,” the import/export manager says. “I want to make sure that she’s not sleeping around. I don’t think she would ever do that, but I’ve got to make sure.” Ummm, GROSS, right? Just a totally gross thing for Luke to say about a woman who has every right to do whatever she pleases with her body. Luke then brings up the subject during a one-on-one dinner with Hannah. “So let’s talk about sex and how the marriage bed should be kept pure,” he actually says to her. “And let’s say you have had sex with one or multiple of these guys. I would be wanting to go home.” Thankfully, Hannah basically responds by packing Parker's bag for him.   “I don’t owe you anything,” she says angrily, adding: “My husband would never say what you’ve said to me.” Miss Alabama 2018 continues to spell it out for Luke as plain as she can: “I have had sex, and honestly, Jesus still loves me And we now love her even more for putting Luke in his place. Check out the extended preview here and then join us in standing up to cheer Hannah with every fiber of our being.

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Blac Chyna Trashes Keeping Up with the Kardashians: It’s Fake! Lame! Failing!

It is, sadly and predictably, totally on again between Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna. The exes are back to arguing once again over two of the topics that often cause the most tension: Their daughter… and reality television. Late last week, Rob made it clear – through his attorney, Marty Singer – that the former couple’s two-year old daughter, Dream, would NOT be appearing on Chyna’s upcoming Zeus Network reality series. Due to her age, Dream would need the consent of both her parents to play any role on this program. And Rob refuses to give it. “Please be advised that The Zeus Network does not have Mr. Kardashian’s consent to Dream’s participation in or appearance on the Series or in any related marketing or promotional materials,” Singer said on his client’s behalf last Wednesday. It’s not too hard to understand why a parent wouldn’t want his toddler to be thrown in front of a television camera… … but try telling that to Blac Chyna. On Saturday, the mother of two shared a lengthy and scathing statement on social media in response to Rob’s stance when it comes to The Real Blac Chyna show. “As Executive Producer of my show, It is very unfortunate that Rob could not simply have an adult conversation with me ‘the mother of his child,’ Dream Kardashian appearing on my show ‘The Real Blac Chyna,’” she wrote online. Chyna explained that a significant part of her beef centered on just how Kardashian handled this issue. “Had Rob contacted me directly rather than through his attorney Marty Singer, Rob would have learned about Dream participation in the show,” she continued, adding that she “would never allow” Dream to be “subjected to long hours on the set.” Again, she reiterated, she is in charge of this series. The ex lovers — who co-starred on their own E! program back when they were engaged — agreed to joint custody in September of 2017 following an often contentious romance and that culminated with both side alleging abuse in separate lawsuits. They actually seemed to be getting along pretty well of late. Chyna even recently said some nice stuff about Rob as a dad. And as a sex partner . “I have the ability to control which scenes are included in the show,” Chyna added over the weekend, stating, for example, that Dream was NOT around during the publicized fight on her future show between herself and her mother. The reality star concluded her post by claiming Keeping Up with the Kardashians features Dream in episodes without Chyna’s consent. So, like, come on, dude! “I also would have pointed out to Rob the hypocrisy of his family’s insistence that Dream appear on Keeping Up with the Kardashians in the family’s desperate attempt to boost the dismal ratings for their stale and contrived show, without my approval,” Chyna said. She cited out a recent season 16 episode, which aired in May, that depicted Dream’s fairy-themed birthday party. “My show is about my life and my kids are a huge part of my life. “It’s really sad that everything I do to better myself or my family the same people have something to say to stop or hinder it,” she added. View Slideshow: Blac Chyna: Awful at Oral Sex According to Leaked Video, Twitter Reactions

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