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Selena Gomez Is Chesty Roller Girl

Whoa. Do you guys remember Selena Gomez looking this busty? Because I sure don’t, and I’m pretty sure it’s my job to keep track of these kinds of things. Or at least to report on them. Anyway, here she is going rollerskating with friends and Selena’s definitely looking chestier than ever. Maybe it’s just a trick of the light or the angle, but here’s hoping not. Be sure to stay tuned for more on this important breaking story.

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Emmanuelle Chriqui Does Men’s Health

My regular readers probably already know this, but I was a big fan of  Emmanuelle Chriqui back in the day when she was still on TV on a weekly basis. Anyway, I’m not sure if she’s technically still “famous” but she is still a total pants fire, and that was good enough to get her in the latest issue of Men’s Health . And I don’t know about you guys, but me and the Little Tuna are feeling very healthy after this. Yow!

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Bella Thorne Does Ping Pong Good

Before you ask, no, I’m not entirely sure why there’s all these shots of  Bella Thorne playing ping pong in… well, I think it’s a swimsuit, but those don’t usually have polo collars and suspenders. Anyway, there is at least one thing I do know: Bella’s putting on one hell of a leg show here, and that’s the only thing that really matters to me. So just enjoy, OK? » view all 12 photos

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Emily Ratajkowski Does Some Modeling

I know we spend so much time focusing on Emily Ratajkowski ‘s Instagram modeling career on this site, sometimes I forget that she’s also a big-name real supermodel too. But here she is doing a shoot for DKNY and reminding me she’s still way out of my league. But I guess it’s my fault for helping Emily’s career get so big in the first place. I mean, I know she couldn’t have done it without me and the Tuna Bump, but I don’t think she knows that. Someone should tell her. I keep trying but she must not be getting my tweets. » view all 16 photos

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Bella Thorne Needs To Lay Off The Weed And Whiten Her Teeth

Listen, I love  Bella Thorne as much as the next red-blooded blogger who makes a living posting pictures of hot nobodies on the Internet. She helped buy me… well, not a house, but at least my last pair of Costco sweatpants. Anyway, point is, I think Bella needs to lay off the weed, because it’s staining her teeth, and it’s starting to distract me from staring at her funbags.

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Nina Agdal Does Body Positivity

At first, I thought it was a good thing  Nina Agdal landed this Aerie swimwear campaign, because it meant more booty shots from my former #1 favorite bikini model. But then I remembered that Aerie’s whole deal is “all women” “no Photoshop” “body positivity” blah blah blah. Great, so now they want our Nina to get fat? She finally just started getting hot again ! Not cool, guys. » view all 17 photos

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Sara Jean Underwood Is Still Very Hard At Work

I know I like to make fun of  Sara Jean Underwood for not having a real job, but honestly, she’ll always be one of my favorite do-nothing hotties. Because while the rest of these wannabe hot nobodies are just doing the same old boring, lazy Instagram photoshoots, at least Sara’s actually getting out there and putting some real effort into it. That’s gotta count for something. » view all 11 photos

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Sara Jean Underwood Is Still Very Hard At Work

Sara Jean Underwood Is Still Very Hard At Work

I know I like to make fun of  Sara Jean Underwood for not having a real job, but honestly, she’ll always be one of my favorite do-nothing hotties. Because while the rest of these wannabe hot nobodies are just doing the same old boring, lazy Instagram photoshoots, at least Sara’s actually getting out there and putting some real effort into it. That’s gotta count for something. » view all 11 photos

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Ariana Grande Is Fun Sized Goodness

I’m not sure how tall Ariana Grande is, but man she looks like someone I’d like to toss around in the sheets. Sure I may not be that strong, but I think I could handle her giving me a horsey ride for at least 15 seconds. That’s all I would need.                

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Genevieve Morton’s Big Boobs Spill Out

You know I’m a big fan of Genevieve Morton ‘s sweet boobies. Here they are spilling out of her bikini top. I wish I was below her to catch them… with my mouth. It’s one of my many talents. Boob catcher. I hold the record in the Guinness World Records. Look it up.          

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