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Kelly Brook Is The New Ashley Graham

It pains me to say this, because me and Kelly Brook and the Little Tuna used to have hours minutes seconds of fun together back in the day… But I just came across a couple of Kelly’s latest Instagram shots, and the busty British hottie is starting to look more and more like Ashley Graham these days. AKA, her chest region isn’t the only place she’s plus size anymore. But on the plus side (get it?), maybe this means Kelly will finally take me up on that offer to have a pizza party in my sofa bed.

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Jasmine Tookes’ Booty Is Awesome

Because the only thing better than one booty is a whole bunch of them, here’s Jasmine Tookes and eight of her hot friends celebrating what I’m guessing is a bachelorette party by getting in matching swimsuits and giving themselves wedgies for the camera. And don’t worry, it doesn’t look like Jasmine’s the one getting married. I just double-checked and she’s still single, which means yours truly has still got a shot. …Stop laughing. That wasn’t supposed to be a punchline.

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Kendall Jenner Is Proof That You Don’t Need To Be A Model To Be A Supermodel Part 2

According to my sources, Kendall Jenner is attempting to sell handbags with this latest photoshoot, and not puppies. Which is just kind of confusing, if you ask me. Even more confusing? Why everyone seems to have decided Kendall is a major supermodel all of a sudden. It’s my fault for doing all those posts on her back in the day, isn’t it? I just wanted her to post more topless selfies! I didn’t mean for this to happen. I’m sorry.

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Nina Dobrev Is Now Officially A Social Media Model

I don’t know if that Vampire Diaries show is still on the air, and I’m way too lazy to bother looking it up, but it sure looks like  Nina Dobrev ‘s preparing for a lucrative second career as an Instagram model. And I’m here for it. Nina’s spent the last few weeks jumping around in bikinis in tropical locations , and if you ask me, it’s some of the best work she’s done in years. Bravo.

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Bella Thorne Shows Off Her Cute Puppies

If you’re a regular reader, then you already know that I love dogs, so I can’t get too mad at this little guy for covering up what would’ve otherwise been a great shot of Bella Thorne showing off her bra. What I can get mad about is this jerk in the white leather jacket ruining her other picture . At first, I thought that was her loser boyfriend, but I don’t think so. I think Bella just attracts douches somehow. Present company excluded, obviously.

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Britney Spears Hits It One More Time

I know  Britney Spears has been looking real good lately , and I’m seriously impressed by how she managed to rebound and stage a major hotness comeback. But she’s also getting up there (I just checked and she turned 36 last month), so I’m not sure how much longer this will last. And I’m guessing Britney isn’t either, which is why she’s been hitting us with all this hotness lately. So just enjoy, while she keeps her 15 minutes going, 30-45 seconds at a time.

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Kendall Jenner Is Proof That You Don’t Need To Be A Model To Be A Supermodel

I guess at some point I need to stop fighting it and just accept the facts: Kendall Jenner is a supermodel. Because here she is with a major cover shoot in Harper’s Bazaar . Anyway, I used to think you needed real talent or skills or hard work in order to become a professional model, but I guess I was wrong. Being hot enough and having rich parents is apparently all it takes these days.

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Elizabeth Hurley Is Still Pretending To Be A Young Instagram Model

No, that’s not another random Insta-wannabe jumping around on the beach in a bikini, that’s  Elizabeth Hurley , AKA the hottest 52-year-old of all-time. I guess she must be having a midlife crisis or something, because all of a sudden she’s acting 30 years younger. But honestly, if she really wants to feel young again, forget trying to become an Instagram model. She should just have a fling with a younger blogger instead. Hint hint.

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Elsa Hosk’s Pretending To Be A Fashion Model

You guys know that I love  Elsa Hosk as much as the next red-blooded Internet pervert. I mean, just last week, I called her perfection . So I’m not trying to be mean when I say I’m not really digging these baggy jumpsuits and stupid hats, and that she should forget about pretending to be a fashion model and stick with the bikini model thing. It’s important to stick to what you’re good at. It’s why I keep making dumb jokes about hotties on this blog instead of getting a real job.

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Irina Shayk Bikini Goodness

I’ve never heard of  Beauty & Marlin Magazine before; if you ask me, it sounds kind of made up. But according to my sources, this pants-melting Irina Shayk bikini photoshoot is from their January issue. And I’m sorry, but I don’t see how these guys can convince Irina to come pose for them, but I can’t. Maybe because their office isn’t in their mom’s basement? Either way, it’s not fair. I’m being discriminated against.

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