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Bar Refaeli Is A Natural Beauty

This kind of thing must make the average woman feel like a piece of crap. Here’s a Twitter picture of supermodel Bar Refaeli without any make up on still looking amazingly hot. This is when you know that you’re dealing with an incredibly gorgeous specimen. I wouldn’t mind waking up next to this piece work every morning. Call me. *Vote for Bar Refaeli in the 2011 Hollywood Tuna Hottie of the Year Poll

Jessica Simpson Is Absolutely Huge

I was kind of in the mood for a fattie this morning, I guess all the oversized waitresses from last night somehow got into my subconscious, so that’s where these shots of Jessica Simpson come in. Here she is out doing some holiday shopping with her fancy designer tarp covering her massive body. I don’t like it. And as if to add insult to injury, I’ve got a video of Jessica back when her body was absolutely banging. The good old days. This baby has got to get out of there. *Vote for Jessica Simpson in the 2011 Hollywood Tuna Hottie of the Year Poll

Ashley Tisdale Rocks The Little Booty Shorts

It must be nice living in California, instead of trudging through slush in wet boots and giant jackets, women get to walk around looking like this. Here’s Ashley Tisdale running some errands in her tank top and booty shorts combination. Hot. I’m guessing she was working out, she probably loses the tank top and does some half assed kickboxing in booty shorts and a sports bra. Where are the pictures of that? *Vote for Ashley Tisdale in the 2011 Hollywood Tuna Hottie of the Year Poll

Laura Vandervoort Gets Sexy For PETA

I’m a simple man, I understood those ‘I’d Rather Be Naked Than Wear Fur’ PETA’s ads, a hot chick naked on a poster works for pretty much anything, but now I’m getting a little confused. Here’s hottie Laura Vandervoort , still technically naked, airbrushed to look like a lizard sunning herself on a rock? Or is she a snake? I don’t know. Not wearing a fur coat made sense to me. What kind of person still wears fur? Unless you’re a Ukrainian gangster, fur just doesn’t look right. But now I can’t even wear my snakeskin golf shoes? WTF? That was my thing.

Hollywood Tuna’s Bikini Showdown – Kate Upton vs. Kelly Brook (Finals)

Here’s the moment of truth: Hollywood Tuna’s Bikini Showdown Finals ! We narrowed down 32 contestants and tomorrow when all the votes are tallied, we are going to make either Kelly Brook or Kate Upton a much bigger star. I guarantee you that the winner of this competition will be in a major blockbuster soon. And it will be all because of us. I wasn’t expecting two curvy women with very similar bodies to be in the finals, but this just proves that getting fake boobs (ie. Sara Jean Underwood) doesn’t win you bikini contest. I’m shocked! I guess I learned something these last few weeks. Anyway, make sure to vote by commenting your choice below . And thanks for participating! Was fun. Finals Contestants Kate Upton Kelly Brook View past Bikini Showdowns

Lindsay Marie Licks Hollywood Tuna

What do you get when you mix Hollywood Tuna, Catwoman and super sexy model Lindsay Marie ? The most amazing post ever! There are not many things in life that impress me but this photoshoot that Lindsay Marie put together for Hollywood Tuna, is my favorite post of all time! I can now retire. There is nothing left for me to achieve. It has been a great 6 years but now I must find Miss Linsday Marie and make her my future ex-wife On another note, check back tomorrow for more of this set (did you really think I’d retire?). I couldn’t put them all up since my boxers spontaneously combusted too quickly. *Make sure to follow Lindsay Marie on Twitter and check out her celebrity blog here

Kate Middleton’s Lovely Royal Breasts

Not too long ago I kinda got into a little hot water over some Kate Middleton bikini pictures I posted on the site, it wasn’t so much about the pictures, but more about the rude comments I made about the future queen hosing down her sexy little bikini body. Alright, so I didn’t get into any real trouble, the Canadian parliament was upset with my behavior that’s all and they brought it up in the House of Commons. You can watch the video HERE . Anyhow, to show that there are no hard feelings I thought that I’d bring you these pictures of Kate’s Royal nipples spending some time out in London on a cold day. You’re welcome. PS. I’m in love with Ruby Dhalla. Hottest Canadian MP. Let’s do lunch. Liberal MP Ruby Dhalla Discusses Hollywood Tuna

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Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – Beach Volleyball Bikini Dancers

If beach volleyball teams have their own dancers, I seriously, need some Hollywood Tuna dancers. *Submit sexy, funny, interesting videos here Beach Volleyball Bikini Dancers Video More AmaTuna

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