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Victoria Justice Works Her Spandex Live

Posted on June 28, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Did you guys know that Hollywood Tuna’s Babe Of 2012 , Victoria Justice was on tour promoting her music which is sadly catered to tweens and not horny men like me? I have to admit that Victoria has disappointed me this year, because she has all the tools to steal Miley Cyrus ‘ thunder, but she doesn’t use any of them. Sure, those tight spandex look hot, but it’s time Vicky grows up and sings songs about shaking her ass and grinding her hips. Anyway, I provided some fan footage from her show. There might be a few moments where she utilizes her sexuality, but not enough for me to drop my drawers.

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2013 Miss USA Bikini Preliminary Competition

Posted on June 13, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Last week, I gave Miss Nevada the Hollywood Tuna bump to help her bid to win the next Miss USA , but that was before I saw these pictures of the bikini preliminary competition. Also she failed to recognize my shout out on Twitter, so I now have a new favorite; Miss Alabama’s Mary Margaret McCord . Go check her out on Twitter and make sure to follow her because I have a feeling that she’ll be our next Miss USA. In fact, I know she’ll be because I’m one of the judges. So Mary, if you want that dream to become a realization I think it’s best you sleep with me. Ok, as you guys know I’m not really a judge, but I think after 7 years of being in the business I should be.

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Maria Menounos’ Coming Out?

Posted on June 10, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Now I fully understand why Maria Menounos and I never hooked up. Here she is as the Grand Marshal for the 2013 LA Pride Festival . I guess that makes her the biggest lesbo in California! I only wish she would have told me sooner because I spent the last 7 years wasting my time trying to seduce her with this stupid blog. OK, maybe Maria is not into chicks, but I’ll pretend that she is because it makes my lesbian fantasies so much better. On another note, you’ll see that in these photos Maria almost had her knickers exposed. Unfortunately, the wind wasn’t strong enough.

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Katherine Webb’s Hotness Needs Another 15 More Minute

Posted on June 10, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you watched the reality show Splash, you might have noticed week after week Katherine Webb in a sexy swimsuit. Unfortunately, she hurt herself early on and was booted off, but I did manage to quickly fall in love with her in that short period of time. Now I don’t know what she’s up to now, but here she is at Spike TV Guys Choice extending her 15 minutes of fame and doing a good job at it. So let’s hope Katherine gets a new gig soon. I recommend that she does a Hollywood Tuna nude spread. It’s like Playboy, but doesn’t pay as much. Actually, it doesn’t pay at all.

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Hayden Panettiere’s Busty Bikini Tweets

Posted on May 28, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Hayden Panettiere posting some sweet bikini Tweets this past weekend. Finally, she is using Twitter properly by showing off her new set of funbags. I think those chesticles were a a fantastic investment and I’m pretty sure they’ll be paying off for years to come. Enjoy.

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Ashley Kirk Bikini Pictures

Posted on May 28, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

According to Ashley Kirk’s Model Mayhem page , she is model/actress from Miami and LA, who also does hosting. I’m not sure what hosting means (she may want to clarify that), but I now know who I want to show up on my birthday in 2 months, which will take place at some Motel 6. Hmm… I wonder if she does those kinds of events and what does she charge because I need to start saving! BTW, I’m hoping that her exposure on Hollywood Tuna will get me a discount. Anyway, here she is modelling her awesome bikini bod for some photoshoot.

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Jessica Lowndes Cleavage Is Busting Out

Posted on May 15, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As you guys know, I’m an expert at differentiating real boobs and fake boobs. However, when it comes to Jessica Lowndes it’s a little more difficult to distinguish. My gut tells me that they’re real, but because they’re so pushed up and look like tennis balls, I’m not 100% certain. In any case, Jessica knows how to draw attention to her funbags and make them a topic of conversation. The Aston Martin Tailoring collection VIP launch at The Clerkenwell Collection

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Emily Blunt’s Booty In Sweet Leggings

Posted on May 15, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t think I’ve ever actually done a post on Emily Blunt before, she’s cute, I’ve just never been that big a fan. But as every celebrity knows by now, if you want to get on Hollywood Tuna, all you need to do is show off your booty in a set of leggings. It’s like my own personal Bat-signal. So congratulations Emily, all those years of hard work paid off, you finally made it to the big leagues. And if you keep the leggings pictures coming, I have a feeling this could be the start of something magical between us. Photos: FameFlynet

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Hayden Panettiere Is Looking Mighty Tasty

Posted on May 15, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s everyone’s favorite little person Hayden Panettiere showing off her little cleavage at Entertainment Weekly and ABC’s Upfronts party — yet another fancy celebrity party I wasn’t invited to. That was probably a smart move though. Knowing me, I would’ve spent half the party trying to play peekaboob with Hayden, and the other half asking if she’d let me pick her up. I know short people love that. » view all 16 photos Related Articles: Hayden Panettiere’s New Big Boobs Are Hollywood Tuna Approved! Hayden Panettiere Likes Her Man Meat Hayden Panettiere And Her Little Cupcakes Hayden Panettiere’s Little Hand Holds A Big Cup Photos: WENN.com

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Hayden Panettiere’s Got Her Period!

Posted on April 26, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In case you needed any more convincing that Vine is stupid, here you go. Because this is what you get: a really “funny” six-second video of an angry Hayden Panettiere on her period. Just great. So keep up the good work, guys. I see a bright future for you making awful Internet videos that nobody will watch. Your family must be so proud. » view all 11 photos Related Articles: Hayden Panettiere’s New Big Boobs Are Hollywood Tuna Approved! Hayden Panettiere Likes Her Man Meat Hayden Panettiere And Her Little Cupcakes Hayden Panettiere’s Little Hand Holds A Big Cup

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