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Kendall Jenner to Kylie: You’re a F-cking B-tch!

Are you ready for a sisterly showdown? Of epic proportions? E! has released a new sneak peek from  Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 11 , which gets underway on November 15 at 9/8c, and it features Kendall Jenner getting into a serious, non-physical throwdown with Kylie Jenner. It’s the sort of fight to which all siblings can relate. See, the Jenners are getting ready to attend the ESPYs. And Kendall wants to borrow a dress from Kylie. But Kylei does not want Kendall to borrow said dress. They end up yelling across the giant family mansion, with Kendall concluding the screaming match by saying Kylie is LITERALLY the “biggest f-cking bitch” she has ever met. Ouch! Elsewhere this season, fans of this scripted non-reality show can look forward to the following storylines: The family continuing to adjust to Caitlyn Jenner as a woman, which is the reason why Kendall and Kylie are attending the ESPYs in the first place in this clip. Their father is receiving an award for courage there. Scott Disick having to face his alcoholic and partying ways. Kim Kardashian growing ever bigger as she awaits her second child. Khloe Kardashian dating James Harden. It's unclear at this point whether the Lamar Odom medical crisis will make it into the show, considering how far in advance the series tapes. Will you be tuning in for the Keeping Up with the Kardashians premiere? How many more seasons do you think the program has left? Do you still believe it's somehow real and not as scripted as any sitcom out there? Check out the seriously intense fight below and sound off on which family member you are most excited to see back in action.

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President Obama Assures Veteran: I Am NOT the Lead Singer From Korn!

On Wednesday, the nation celebrated Veterans Day , and numerous public figures took time to thank the men and women of America's armed forces for their service. Yesterday, as part of the White House's week-long tribute to our nation's troops, President Obama presented Army Captain Florent Groberg with the Medal of Honor – and dropped a bombshell that's certain to shake the world of American politics to its foundation. In his speech, Obama shared the following account of the first time he met Groberg: ” He woke up on a hospital bed in a little bit of a haze. He wasn’t sure, but he thought that he was in Germany, and someone was at his bedside talking to him And he thought that it was the lead singer from the heavy metal band Korn. “Flo thought, 'What’s going on? Am I hallucinating?' But he wasn’t, it was all real…And so, today, Flo, I want to assure you that you are not hallucinating. You are actually in the White House, those cameras are on, I am not the lead singer from Korn .” Obviously, this statement is outrageous for a number of reasons. For one thing, President Obama (if that is your real name), it was your duty to inform the American people that you're not the lead singer of Korn before we twice elected you to the highest office in the land! What if those votes were based on your innovative vocal stylings on “Freak On a Leash”? Also, Korn was really more of a rap-rock outfit than a “heavy metal band.” It's an important distinction, because – as indicated by the correlation between the release of Ben Carson's hip hop track and his rise in popularity – the American people want a president who can spit bars , son. Frankly, we don't know what to believe anymore. All this time, Donald Trump's been calling for Obama's birth certificate , when all we really needed to do was take note of the President's conspicuous lack of gold records and shiny Adidas track suits to know we'd been had.    

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President Obama Assures Veteran: I Am NOT the Lead Singer From Korn!

President Obama Assures Veteran: I Am NOT the Lead Singer From Korn!

On Wednesday, the nation celebrated Veterans Day , and numerous public figures took time to thank the men and women of America's armed forces for their service. Yesterday, as part of the White House's week-long tribute to our nation's troops, President Obama presented Army Captain Florent Groberg with the Medal of Honor – and dropped a bombshell that's certain to shake the world of American politics to its foundation. In his speech, Obama shared the following account of the first time he met Groberg: ” He woke up on a hospital bed in a little bit of a haze. He wasn’t sure, but he thought that he was in Germany, and someone was at his bedside talking to him And he thought that it was the lead singer from the heavy metal band Korn. “Flo thought, 'What’s going on? Am I hallucinating?' But he wasn’t, it was all real…And so, today, Flo, I want to assure you that you are not hallucinating. You are actually in the White House, those cameras are on, I am not the lead singer from Korn .” Obviously, this statement is outrageous for a number of reasons. For one thing, President Obama (if that is your real name), it was your duty to inform the American people that you're not the lead singer of Korn before we twice elected you to the highest office in the land! What if those votes were based on your innovative vocal stylings on “Freak On a Leash”? Also, Korn was really more of a rap-rock outfit than a “heavy metal band.” It's an important distinction, because – as indicated by the correlation between the release of Ben Carson's hip hop track and his rise in popularity – the American people want a president who can spit bars , son. Frankly, we don't know what to believe anymore. All this time, Donald Trump's been calling for Obama's birth certificate , when all we really needed to do was take note of the President's conspicuous lack of gold records and shiny Adidas track suits to know we'd been had.    

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The Real Housewives of NYC: Who’s Threatening to Bail?

Hell hath no fury like a Housewife scorned. The Real Housewives of New York ‘ s Ramona Singer , Sonja Morgan and LuAnn de Lesseps are aware of how much Bethenny Frankel is making from the series ($1 million for the season), and it’s not going over well. Season eight of the franchise has already begun filming, but the three drunkateers are holding out unless Andy Cohen increases their salaries. “Pigs get fat, hogs get slaughtered and negotiation is definitely an art form,” Frankel said, according to Reality Tea .  “I would venture to guess that most these women are not willing to walk away, so it’s all a useless exercise in nothing.” Frankel has been seen filming with Carole Radziwill , Dorinda Medley and rumored new cast member Julianne Wainstein .   “LuAnn, Sonja and Ramona have banded together [in holding out for more],” a source told Page Six on October 24th. “They have not come to terms. The negotiations are always down to the last minute, but now the show’s started filming.” The source also told the paper that Frankel and Cohen are close, so she has a “long list” of people who could replace Singer, Sonja and de Lesseps should they walk. Thank God for fallback careers like wine and toaster cookbooks.

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The Real Housewives of NYC: Who’s Threatening to Bail?

Hell hath no fury like a Housewife scorned. The Real Housewives of New York ‘ s Ramona Singer , Sonja Morgan and LuAnn de Lesseps are aware of how much Bethenny Frankel is making from the series ($1 million for the season), and it’s not going over well. Season eight of the franchise has already begun filming, but the three drunkateers are holding out unless Andy Cohen increases their salaries. “Pigs get fat, hogs get slaughtered and negotiation is definitely an art form,” Frankel said, according to Reality Tea .  “I would venture to guess that most these women are not willing to walk away, so it’s all a useless exercise in nothing.” Frankel has been seen filming with Carole Radziwill , Dorinda Medley and rumored new cast member Julianne Wainstein .   “LuAnn, Sonja and Ramona have banded together [in holding out for more],” a source told Page Six on October 24th. “They have not come to terms. The negotiations are always down to the last minute, but now the show’s started filming.” The source also told the paper that Frankel and Cohen are close, so she has a “long list” of people who could replace Singer, Sonja and de Lesseps should they walk. Thank God for fallback careers like wine and toaster cookbooks.

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Justin Bieber Compares Himself to Amy Winehouse, Gandhi

Justin Bieber is rich and famous. He’s living out his dream as a musician and he has supermodels throwing themselves at him everywhere he turns. But Justin Bieber would not wish his life upon his worst enemy. The artist actually says this in the latest issue of NME. “I feel isolated,” Bieber tells the magazine, explaining why: “You’re in your hotel room and there are fans all around, paparazzi following you everywhere, and it gets intense. When you can’t go anywhere or do anything alone you get depressed. “I would not wish this upon anyone.” We don’t doubt life as a celebrity has its fault… but easy there, Justin. Do you really expect everyday folks to break out their violins because your fans can sometimes be too adoring? You just took a selfie with Jennifer Aniston . Life could be worse. “People see the glam and the amazing stuff, but they don’t know the other side. This life can rip you apart,” he shares. “I watched the Amy Winehouse documentary on the plane and I had tears in my eyes because I could see what the media was doing to her, how they were treating her. Just like Winehouse – who died of a drug overdose at age 27 – Bieber says people find it “funny” to continually “poke” him and “[push]” him down until there’s no more of himself.   View Slideshow: 17 Shocking Justin Bieber Facts Bieber, of course, had himself a pretty tough 2014. He saw his reputation destroyed as a result of a DUI arrest… many loud parties… numerous examples of reckless driving… harassment of photographers… the time he hurled an egg at a neighbor  … and the time he peed in a restaurant mop bucket . Justin has mostly taken responsibility for these actions in the past. But not so much here. “It’s because of the way the ‘Justin Bieber brand’ was portrayed,” he explains by way of blame for his troubles. “I was a wholesome pop star who was so amazing who had nice hair and a f-ckin image that no one could ever live up to. “So when all this happened people were like, ‘Woah, let’s rip him apart.'” But wait! Bieber gets even more ridiculous. Look at who he compares himself to next. View Slideshow: 15 Times Justin Bieber Has Apologized for Being an Idiot “If you see Gandhi roll up a blunt, it’s different to seeing Ryan Gosling roll up a blunt. You wouldn’t give Ryan Gosling a hard time,” Bieber says. Yes, Justin Bieber really did just compare himself to Mahatma Gandhi, while simultaneously insinuating that Mahatma Gandhi has rolled up some blunts. We’re not sure which half of that statement is more absurd.

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This Jennifer Lawrence Video is Everything

We'll be honest: we're not completely sure what's taking place in this Jennifer Lawrence video. We know it was filmed on behalf of her cover story for the December 2015 issue of Vogue and we know it's set in the country. But it opens with Lawrence talking in an accent, introducing herself as other A-List actress… and it later includes Lawrence comparing the act of feeding a horse to going on a date with her. It's a tad bit confusing overall, but that doesn't make it any less awesome. Because it's pretty much just Jennifer Lawrence being Jennifer Lawrence; unfettered, gorgeous, goofy, down to earth, weird, funny… a mixture of all the reasons we absolutely adore Jennifer Lawrence . Heck, at one point she shakes her head and hair in concert with the horse in front of her. Lawrence, of course, is about to star in The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2. It hits theaters around the nation on November 20 and Lawrence will be hitting up every talk show she possibly can in promotion. Oh, yes, we'll be seeing plenty of Jennifer Lawrence in the lead-up to this blockbuster… and then again in promotion of her winter drama, Joy. But we somehow doubt anyone is complaining over this fact. The world could use as much Jennifer Lawrence as it can get, especially when she's imitating other stars and interacting with horses and apples.  You must watch this video.

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Spurgeon Seewald: Fans React to Jessa Duggar’s Baby Name

By now, you’ve probably heard that Jessa Duggar has named her firstborn son Spurgeon Seewald . Spurgeon Seewald: What’s In a Name? Needless to say, the name is a bit odd, even by the standards of the Duggar family, which previously gave us such gems as Joy-Anna (not to be confused with her sister Johannah), Jinger, and Josh. (Okay, “Josh” isn’t a weird name, but Josh Duggar is a total freakshow.) Anyway, Jessa and husband Ben Seewald have explained why they chose the name Spurgeon , but some fans are still feeling mighty confused – and some of them are oddly pissed off. So here are some of the most memorable comments from around the web. Feel free to offer your own thoughts on the name, just remember that while his parents are fair game, it’s not cool to poke fun at an infant. View Slideshow: There are SO Many Duggars! Sadly, he’ll probably experience enough of that years from now. (Once his high school classmates realize he comes from a famously chaste family, you know “Spurgeon the Virgin” will haunt him until his wedding day.) Anyway, take it away, Internet jerks: “Good thing they homeschool cause that poor child. His nickname would be sperm germ or some psycho sh-t the kids these days come up with.” “Sounds like the name of a sea vegetable. Poor kid, he’s gonna be bullied.” “Good God. I’m starting to think these people pick ugly names for their kids to get attention. First Israel and now this. That poor child!!” “So sad, poor kid. Spurgeon Seewald, sounds like the name of Spongebob’s cousin!” Congratulations to the Seewald family! That being said, please do not use the nickname “Spurge”. Spurge is dirty slang for the male ejaculation (akin to splooge). Not trying to leave filth on this very clean page, but it does seem this particular audience would be in ignorance of that fact. That last comment resulted in an interesting conversation about which terms for male ejaculate are considered socially appropriate. Sigh. Good luck, kid. We’re just gonna call you Elliot, okay? View Slideshow: Jessa Duggar Baby Photos: Welcome #BabySeewald!

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Kim Zolciak Posts Bikini Selfie With Teenage Daughters, Quickly Deletes It

If you follow her on Instagram, you know that Kim Zolciak posts bikini selfies on a pretty regular basis.  In the past, her pics have been heavily criticized, mainly because Zolciak is terrible at Photoshop . However, her latest Instagram post has come under fire for a totally different reason: That’s a photo of Kim with her two eldest daughters: Brielle, 18, and Ariana, 14 (!!!!). Kim posted the pic last night with a caption reading, “It’s in the genes baby.” Yeah, needless to say, the commenters had a field day with this one. Not only is it weird to post racy pics of your teenage daughters, it’s sort of obnoxious to boast that they owe their looks to the DNA you passed along. It’s particularly weird in this case, as Zolciak’s many plastic surgeries are well-documented, so it’s sort of ironic for her to boast about her flawless genes on social media.  Like we said, the Kim’s online followers really went off, with one even going so far as to say, “Most people were posting today for veterans, honoring them for their service and sacrifice. Leave it to you to post bikini pics!” Not surprisingly, Kim quietly deleted the pic shortly after it was posted.  View Slideshow: Kim Zolciak Body Selfies

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The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 6 Recap: Who’s for Dinner?

Lily hosted a dinner party on The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 6 . And what was on the menu? A surprising serving of bait. Because this installment was all about a bait… and switch! See, promos and pre-episode hype all centered on the aforementioned shindig, a gathering meant to introduce Julian to his fellow Mystic Falls residents and bring peace to this sparse town. Stefan, of course wanted to kill Julian right away for what he did to Valerie; while Damon wanted to drag out Lily’s happiness and hope and THEN drive a stake through Julian’s heart. But after Stefan tried to failed to kill Julian, he confessed the whole baby thing to Damon and the brothers are now united. Damon is totally down to kill Julian at Stefan’s say-so. View Slideshow: 15 Best Shows in CW History: Ranked! Elsewhere in this storyline, Julian tempted Mary-Louise by telling her it’s okay to feed on a maid and also admitted to Bo that something is off with him. He’s crazy blood thirsty and power hungry and he told Lily that he needs protection of some kind from her sons. She said his plan (whatever it may be) will require the help of the entire family. That was all well and good and interesting and all, but here’s where the switch came into play: The true shocker of the night, the one that has counting down the seconds until  The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 7 , was this: CAROLINE IS PREGNANT WITH ALARIC’S TWINS! Because of course she is, right? See, Valerie determined that the member of the Gemini Coven were chanting a spell at Alaric and Jo’s wedding that would keep the twins alive. She then used a locator spell and.. presto! She ended the hour by telling Caroline that she’s somehow carrying these kids. Which sort of explains this week’s flash forward: it revealed Caroline and Alaric are engaged – and it gave us a look at a bloodied Caroline appearing on TV, telling Stefan to show himself at the behest of some unknown villain. And in case all that was not enough to handle, Matt and Bonnie stumbled upon a classroom of compelled students, all, of whom had IVs in their arms. Creepy! Mysterious! Go ahead and watch The Vampire Diaries online if you need to catch up and check out a preview for next Thursday night: The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 7 Trailer

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