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Kate Upton Chubby Bikini Spokesperson Staring Contest for SoBe of the day

People get so mad at me when I talk about how fate Kate Upton is going to be, cuz who cares about the future today, let’s fixate on her 18 year old huge sloppy tits half naked, doing the best they can before it’s too late and the rest of her catches up to them….It’s just a matter of time, and really she already is starting to show signs of what’s to come…eventually photoshop won’t be able to fix her and she’ll end up in the trailer park so many other hot busty young girls end up in when the asses catch up…. I woulda lost this staring contest cuz I’d be too fixated on watching her belly getting bigger and bigger by the second…cuz that’s what’s happening… But live in the now and respect SoBe’s marketing efforts, cuz everyone’s posting this SoBe shit….which is exactly why they paid the bitch…but I advise you to never drink it…cuz that would be giving into them…and we don’t need to do that…. She’s too young to have tits like this…it is unnatural and whether it is the hormones in the food I’ve come to love and appreciate or not…she’s on a limited timeline….I am sure of it. Here’a another one….

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Kate Upton Chubby Bikini Spokesperson Staring Contest for SoBe of the day

Kate Upton Chubby Bikini Spokesperson Staring Contest for SoBe of the day

People get so mad at me when I talk about how fate Kate Upton is going to be, cuz who cares about the future today, let’s fixate on her 18 year old huge sloppy tits half naked, doing the best they can before it’s too late and the rest of her catches up to them….It’s just a matter of time, and really she already is starting to show signs of what’s to come…eventually photoshop won’t be able to fix her and she’ll end up in the trailer park so many other hot busty young girls end up in when the asses catch up…. I woulda lost this staring contest cuz I’d be too fixated on watching her belly getting bigger and bigger by the second…cuz that’s what’s happening… But live in the now and respect SoBe’s marketing efforts, cuz everyone’s posting this SoBe shit….which is exactly why they paid the bitch…but I advise you to never drink it…cuz that would be giving into them…and we don’t need to do that…. She’s too young to have tits like this…it is unnatural and whether it is the hormones in the food I’ve come to love and appreciate or not…she’s on a limited timeline….I am sure of it. Here’a another one….

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Kate Upton Does Twitter of the Day

Kate Upton does twitter proper. This is exactly what the shit is for….to expose yourself and your inner feelings while perverts who follow you jerk off to you…it’s like the way for a model who normally doesn’t engage with her audience, to really show off her intelligence, and by intelligence I mean drunk teen tits…. You see Kate Upton is 18….She’s been a model since she was 15. She’s already langed Victoria’s Secret as a gig. She doesn’t mind showing off her tit…that may be the greatest tits available in America, cuz Victoria’s Secret scope this shit out….and she’s only 18…it must be the hormones in the food….and looking at her is almost perverted…which is why you are masturbating right now, aren’t you…I feel kinda gay going down this road and sharing this moment together…. Seriously…this is ridiculous on all fronts…here she is living it up….until the good life takes over or like all busty 18 year olds-puberty sets in and she turns fat…looking back from her trailer park in 10 years remembering the glory days…happy they happened….and so am I. Nice tits. 18.

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Jen Sterger (who?) has Fake Tit Cleavage of the Day

I’m pretty sure most girls over the age of 16 have cleavage…I mean other than cancer victims/preventers who have had mastectomies…and skinny versions Chazz Bono who decide to be dudes and chop their shit off…or the occassional a-cup who hasn’t been lucky enough to get down with the hormones in our foods…so there’s nothing really interesting about this…other than trying to figure out who Jen Sterger is. I’ve never heard of her, but the paparazzi are all over her like she’s somebody, maybe I’ll just have to google this bitch to sort it out…. Okay, I googled her – she’s Game Day Host for the New York Jets. She was in Playboy. She wrote for Sports Illustrated. She’s Brett Favre’s groupie bitch who’s using him to create a scandal about herself to get in the paparazzi…cuz that’s what bottom feeding playboy bitches who thought they’d be the next Pam Anderson, but instead became a team Mascot do to get noticed…I mean when they aren’t too busy filming sex tapes to release when people stop talking about them. I hate whores like this. Seriously. They do everything they can to get noticed cuz they were the “hot girl” in high school and now want to be the “hot girl” in the world….but shit didn’t work out as planned. So you set up some poor pervert who likes taking dick pics and throw it in his face. What a fucking cunt, she doesn’t deserve you staring at her shitty fake trashy exploiting tits… FOLLOW ME

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Jen Sterger (who?) has Fake Tit Cleavage of the Day

Jen Sterger (who?) has Fake Tit Cleavage of the Day

I’m pretty sure most girls over the age of 16 have cleavage…I mean other than cancer victims/preventers who have had mastectomies…and skinny versions Chazz Bono who decide to be dudes and chop their shit off…or the occassional a-cup who hasn’t been lucky enough to get down with the hormones in our foods…so there’s nothing really interesting about this…other than trying to figure out who Jen Sterger is. I’ve never heard of her, but the paparazzi are all over her like she’s somebody, maybe I’ll just have to google this bitch to sort it out…. Okay, I googled her – she’s Game Day Host for the New York Jets. She was in Playboy. She wrote for Sports Illustrated. She’s Brett Favre’s groupie bitch who’s using him to create a scandal about herself to get in the paparazzi…cuz that’s what bottom feeding playboy bitches who thought they’d be the next Pam Anderson, but instead became a team Mascot do to get noticed…I mean when they aren’t too busy filming sex tapes to release when people stop talking about them. I hate whores like this. Seriously. They do everything they can to get noticed cuz they were the “hot girl” in high school and now want to be the “hot girl” in the world….but shit didn’t work out as planned. So you set up some poor pervert who likes taking dick pics and throw it in his face. What a fucking cunt, she doesn’t deserve you staring at her shitty fake trashy exploiting tits… FOLLOW ME

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Barack Obama Wins Nobel Prize Prize

Republicans will likely find a way to turn this into an example of Socialism, but Barack Obama has won the 2009 Nobel Peace Price. In a surprising announcement this morning, the annual award’s committee cited the President “for his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples.” Obama is only the third sitting President to earn the honor, following Theodore Roosevelt and Woodrow Wilson. Despite his short time in his office, the Oslo-based committee said: “We are awarding Obama for what he has done.

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Kim Kardashian Bares Bikini Body in FHM

Little by little, Kim Kardashian is reclaiming the spotlight. Having ceded it to a pregnant Kourtney and a newly-married Khloe, Kim is now back in the news. She’s swearing off sex tape sequels in Cosmopolitan .

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Ashley Greene Bikini Pics Are Doin The Rounds of the Day

Ashley Greene is some bitch from Jacksonville Florida, or what I call the land of opportunity and if you’re a loser who is not a 13 year old girl but into the same things as 13 year old girls, you will know her from the Twilight movies…. Truth is that being into the same thing as 13 year old girls isn’t that bad of strategy to get laid. If you get into what 13 year olds are into now, it gives you something to talk about now, planting the seed and developing a bit of a friendship so that by the time they turn 18 they’ll be willing to sleep with you because you’ve been such a cool, involved, personable neighbor all these years….

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Camila Alves’ Hairy Stomach is Pregnant and in a Bikini of the Day

Pregnant with Matthew McConaughey’s second baby that he knows about, Brazilian Camila Alves showed off her hairy swollen uterus. Maybe it has to do with her hormones being all out of wack since she’s got something growing inside of her, but I’m pretty sure it’s got more to do with her latin roots cuz those bitches tend to be hairy as fuck, which always amazes me because I’ve got latin roots but for some reason have a patchy beard that reminds me of a 13 year old french kid. Maybe that means that I’m more woman than I like to admit, depsite being forced to admit it everytime I take a piss and realize I’m squirting out of nothing more than a pathetic little clit, but that’s not the point, the point is that I’d definitely fuck this bitch well into her third trimester without a condom, just because I know she can’t get pregnant with my kid if she’s already pregnant, it’s real simple biology

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