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Pizza Delivery Nightmare of the Day

I can only assume the only hope or joy or excitement a Pizza Delivery Man gets is the 5-15 seconds he waits on the stoop for the person who ordered the pizza to open the door. Will it be a hot girl who invites him into fuck, will it be a group of dykes having an all night sex party, will it be a rich old lady looking for someone to work for her instead of the shitty pizza man who has been oppressing you and blaming you for not being fast enough, a pressure that doesn’t warrant your 8 dollars an hour plus tips, especially after the horrible car accident that leaves you crippled for life with no disability pension cuz you were working under the fucking table, and I’m not talking about the horrible things that happen to play against that small glimmer of hope that your fantasy of a nude goddess opening the door will come true, ruined when the bitch who opens the door is some kind of inbred 50 year old trying to be funny for her brother/husband/lover/dad….this is the kind of shit that will make the average pizza man never wish a nude chick opens a door again…and that’s destroys the only perk of their shitty career choice….Shoulda graduated High School loser… FOLLOW ME

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Pizza Delivery Nightmare of the Day

Pizza Delivery Nightmare of the Day

I can only assume the only hope or joy or excitement a Pizza Delivery Man gets is the 5-15 seconds he waits on the stoop for the person who ordered the pizza to open the door. Will it be a hot girl who invites him into fuck, will it be a group of dykes having an all night sex party, will it be a rich old lady looking for someone to work for her instead of the shitty pizza man who has been oppressing you and blaming you for not being fast enough, a pressure that doesn’t warrant your 8 dollars an hour plus tips, especially after the horrible car accident that leaves you crippled for life with no disability pension cuz you were working under the fucking table, and I’m not talking about the horrible things that happen to play against that small glimmer of hope that your fantasy of a nude goddess opening the door will come true, ruined when the bitch who opens the door is some kind of inbred 50 year old trying to be funny for her brother/husband/lover/dad….this is the kind of shit that will make the average pizza man never wish a nude chick opens a door again…and that’s destroys the only perk of their shitty career choice….Shoulda graduated High School loser… FOLLOW ME

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Pizza Delivery Nightmare of the Day

Katy Perry To Ruin The Simpsons In December

Oh, Simpsons . My first clue should have been when you set your iconic opening to the sounds of Ke[dollar sign]ha’s execrable song “Tik Tok.” And now comes word that Katy Perry will guest star on a future episode? Somewhere, back in 1989, my elementary school heart is breaking.

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The 10 Worst Things About Summer [Listicle]

The weather is nice and hot and we can all almost taste the sweet freedom of Memorial Day. Summer is here, and that’s awesome, but there are just some parts of the season that suck. More

Michael Lohan — I’ve Been Hacked!

Filed under: Michael Lohan , Lindsay Lohan , Celebrity Justice Michael Lohan claims his Twitter account was hacked this morning by a cyber-impostor — someone who posted several horrible things about his daughter, Lindsay Lohan . Earlier today, Michael’s Twitter page included several postings that stated, among… Read more

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Tiger Woods Girl + Ronn [sic] Torossian = This (Updated)

Fine, here: Jamie Jungers , the most desperate of the Tiger Woods love interests, is being repped by incompetent superflack (and Douche candidate ) Ronn [sic] Torossian’s 5WPR. We’re told this was filmed right in the 5W office.

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What Is Jon Gosselin Really Up To?

Why is Jon Gosselin acting like such a jerk, shutting down his own show and saying such horrible things about the mother of his children? —PDen, Ocala, FL, via the Answer B!tch…

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Cowbeast of Death Is Latest Unskinned Monster to Wash Ashore

A young gentleman on Twitter asks, “I found the new montauk monster .

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Cowbeast of Death Is Latest Unskinned Monster to Wash Ashore