I’m a little late to this , but what’s that famous saying? A day without the horror-punk icon Glenn Danzig clearing up years of speculation about his flirtation with X-Men is like a day without sunshine? Something like that. And it just gets better from there: “It wouldn’t have been as gay. Actually, [Hugh Jackman] wasn’t the first choice. They hired Dougray Scott. He had a falling out with the director, and then they hired Hugh Jackman. I’m glad I didn’t do it. It was terrible.” Anyway, what Danzig really wants to do is… you know : “I would love to do some filming and directing before I’m gone out the door. I mean dead.” [ LA Weekly ]
“It is terrible that such a tragic event as Chernobyl is being sensationalized in a Hollywood horror film. Thousands of people have died and over 400,000 people were evacuated from their homes. Today over 5 million people still live on contaminated land. The horror is not mutants running around, the real horror is the effect that Chernobyl continues to have on the lives of millions who have been devastated physically, emotionally and economically. If you feel compelled to go see this movie, take the adrenalin you get from the horror to go do something good and make a difference in the lives of those still living with Chernobyl every day.” [ TMZ ]
You loved the Blair Witch Project , the Paranormal Activities , and all of the knockoff faux-doc horror pics that followed, so now ladies and gentlemen, here comes a Christian horror pic entitled Harmless . Shot, according to the film’s website, “in the popular found footage style,” the film tells the freaky tale of one wholesome family torn asunder and terrified… by a box of porn . Behold the horrors that await (in terribly staged, lo-fi scenes of temptation and terror) in the trailer for Harmless . But first! Let the makers of Harmless explain to you what their film is all about. From their official site : ” Harmless is a feature film shot in the popular found footage style. It’s the story about a husband and father and his battle with a box of porn that is found in the closet. Once opened, the box of porn begins to torment the family, much like a poltergeist. It’s sort of a social commentary on how pornography can destroy a family.” Naturally. To the film’s credit, the porn-obsessed family man with a home video camera does justify the found footage setup more than most films in the genre do. “Oh honey, I’m just documenting this for posterity,” wink wink… [ Christian Nightmares via Jezebel ]
Because Jennifer Lawrence ‘s StarMeter is sky-high during this glorious Hunger Games weekend, why not take a look at her next venture, the indie horror pic House at the End of the Street ? Katniss Everdeen this ain’t; JLawr (JenLaw? JLa? Did we ever figure this one out?) stars as a teenager who befriends a new neighbor (Max Thierot) whose family was murdered years ago. In the first image from the pic, a tank topped Lawrence discovers something mysterious and, from the look on her face, probably horrifying. Where’s that bow and arrow when you really need it…? EW has the exclusive scoop on what exactly Lawrence is up to in the pic, from director Mark Tonderai ( Hush ): “She’s basically managed to get into Max’s house, waiting for his character, and she’s made a discovery there about his family and is trying to hide before her presence is detected,” he says. Thieriot plays a 21-year-old who lingers in the house against the wishes of the other neighbors, who would rather forget both him and his family’s horrific history. “Since he lives in this house and is driving down people’s home values, he’s very ostracized in this town,” Tonderai says. “The murder was committed by his sister, and she disappeared into the woods. There’s this rumor she still lives in the woods. People have seen her, and she’s insane. But is she out in the woods? And if she is, how does she feel about her brother getting involved with somebody else?” (Read more at EW .) Elisabeth Shue co-stars as Lawrence’s mother; Relativity will release House at the End of the Street on September 21. • Jennifer Lawrence moves in beside ‘House at the End of the Street’ — FIRST LOOK [EW]
I don’t have the rights to post THESE BIKINI PICS ….so I stuck with her twitter hawaii pic to set the mood… Kelly Ripa is tiny bodied bitch we have all jerked off to at least once while watching her on her morning show…the timing was convenient…and sure she wasn’t stacked like Kathy Lee…but she did manage to turn a small frame we wanted to brake in half with our dicks into a scary fit muscular monster with a belly button trying to escape her horror movie body…making her more of a horror movie body that…who is now in her 40s and likely hitting menopause soon….leading to more overcompensation….leaving HER LITTLE CUTE ASS a thing of the past….making it more an ass you’d find on a dude …. To See the HARD ASS BIKINI Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
In Intruders, director Juan Carlos Fresnadillo (Intacto, 28 Weeks Later) puts Clive Owen through the wringer when his daughter, played by Ella Purnell, is menaced by a character that seems to be right out of her imagination. We’ve got a new trailer for the horror thriller, and you can check it out below. The film Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : /Film Discovery Date : 16/02/2012 00:39 Number of articles : 2
Because one good Lynchian turn deserves another: “I found myself intensifying the experience of Jeffrey’s scenes with Dorothy with a kind of conceptual narcotic inhaler: it involved, ahem, imagining Isabella Rossellini was her mother and that Kyle MacLachlan was actually playing this love scene with Ingrid Bergman. And it is very easy to do – not merely because Rossellini looks and sounds so much like Bergman, but because of the film’s intense noir atmosphere. Perhaps I need therapy. But there is something in the infectious and mesmeric weirdness of David Lynch which makes it feel all right.” [ The Guardian ]
You might have heard that it’s Valentine’s Day, which means romantic ruminations and reflections and perhaps an irresponsible outlay of cash in the humiliating pursuit of way more than a kiss goodnight. You know who you are. For others, it’s a chance to look on at the utter futility of love in all its heart-shattering horror. We know who we are, and it’s time to represent. To wit: Let’s talk about the most pulverizing break-ups in cinema. I’ll just get right to my pick: Cloris Leachman letting Timothy Bottoms have it at the end of The Last Picture Show . No Valentine’s Day is complete without a good, wracking cry, and I now can say I’ve had mine: Mrs. Popper’s classic “Never you mind” does technically open her relationship status with Sonny up to some ambiguity, but “You shouldn’t have come here; I’m around that corner now” pretty much cements the deal for me every single time . I’d also argue it cemented Leachman’s Oscar win for her performance; alas, that’s a conversation for another time. Your emotional mileage may and likely will vary, of course, so let’s hear about it below. Life is too short for love. Follow S.T. VanAirsdale on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
Three pretty young friends find themselves trapped by a shadowy stranger — in an ATM vestibule! — in David Brooks’ directorial debut, ATM . Get a glimpse of the single-location thriller, from the writer of Buried , in an exclusive clip and new images. Josh Peck, Alice Eve, and Brian Geraghty star in ATM as a trio of co-workers who find their late-night stop off for cash interrupted by a menacing figure who stands between them and sweet, sweet freedom. ATM debuts on March 2nd on VOD and select digital outlets (SundanceNOW, iTunes, Amazon, Xbox) before opening in theaters on April 6. Want more? Check out three new images from the film and ponder how bad things will get for our intrepid heroes in that freezing cold vestibule…
In director Juan Carlos Fresnadillo’s horror tale The Intruders , Clive Owen investigates spooky happenings at home and discovers that something supernatural may be haunting his young daughter. How scary is this mystery perpetrator who makes things go bump late at night? Well, just hit the jump to get a good look at what it did to poor Owen’s handsome face. Ready? BOOM. What. The. Hell. The Intruders , in theaters March 30, involves a creepy faceless entity known as “Hollow Face” who comes for Owen and his daughter (Ella Purnell) at night. Good luck getting Clive Owen’s scruffy no-face face out of your nightmares. [via Millennium Films]
