Gigi Hadid wore a bikini at some fashion show, and really wasn’t all that hot, at least not nearly as hot as she’s marketed to be, because I guess when doing a fashion show, the paparazzi aren’t really able to photoshop you or light you properly, even when your covered in make-up to make you look you’re best, you still look pretty silly faced and average, but good thing her dad has all kinds of money, money he can spend tricking the retard world into thinking she’s something she’s definitely not…some iconic, fashion babe….when really she’s just a rich kid, in a bikini, with her regular rich kid body…that looks like all 20 year olds I know… Nothing special….but still celebrated…because money can buy you everything, even fans and jobs… I guess that’s a way better gift because it feeds everyone in the Family’s ego…when the Horse he bought her at her 12 birthday just fed it’s fucking self… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Gigi Hadid in a Bikini for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Earlier today, a girl named Sabrina shared the news of her post-Super Bowl sex with Julian Edelman on Tinder. Since then her selfie (which features a sleeping Edelman in the background) has gone viral and confirmed countless stereotypes about female Boston sports fans. (We kid!) Now, Sabrina deeply regrets her actions. Not only does the whole world now know she’s the type of girl to bang and tell, but she’s reportedly been banned from her favorite Boston hangouts. Sabrina is desperately trying to make things right and correct her mistake…but apparently no one told her that’s not how the Internet works. “He passed out and I was bored I guess,” Sabrina tells TMZ. “I was drunk and I made a mistake and I feel terrible about it.” She adds that she’s upset about being blackballed, but she doesn’t think the nightclub ban will last: “I have definitely done my fair share of clubbing in Boston. I have friends who work there who say I’m still welcome. I don’t know if I’ll go out any time soon, but that’s my choice.” Sabrina also reveals (perhaps accidentally) that she’s, um…”friends” with several other Patriots players. “Some of the players texted me that they were really disappointed,” Sabrina says. “i obviously made a mistake and I can’t take it back.” Look Sabrina, the most important thing when you fall is to get right back on the horse. In this case, the horse is a New England Patrioys player. Have you seen how drunk Gronkowski was at the parade today? We suggest you give him a call. Hey, at least everyone’s moved on from DeflateGate to a different scandal. They should be thanking you, Sabrina! Tom Brady Defends Use of Balls 1. Don’t rub my balls! Leave that to me, please. 2. How I like my balls… Tom Brady likes balls in a certain way. And folks around him know it. 3. Perfect balls! Not all balls are perfect, let’s be honest, right? 4. I grip balls You never want to squeeze them too tightly. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. How do you like your balls? Hey, no judgment here! 6. You like old balls? Again, no judgment. Everyone is different. This is a safe place. The End. Did you like Tom Brady Defends Use of Balls? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE:
Straight from the horse’s diamond-encrusted grill Lil Wayne Confirms Desire To Leave Cash Money Lil Wayne is done with Cash Money Records, though his contract says otherwise. He spoke briefly while performing at VICE’s 20th birthday bash in Brooklyn on Friday night (December 5), a day after revealing his feelings towards the label during a Twitter rant. See more at: Hip Hop Wired
Jenny Lewis has released the music video for a song off her first solo album in six years. But that’s not the big takeaway from this footage, set to the single “Just One of the Guys.” Instead, the video quickly went viral because it features stars such as Anne Hathaway and Kristen Stewart… in drag! Donning a mustache may not be the ideal way for Stewart to win back Robert Pattinson , but it does help the actress shed her serious image. Brie Larson and Tennessee Thomas also act like men for a bit in the video, which ought to help push Lewis’ “The Voyager.” That album comes out on July 29. Check it out now: Jenny Lewis – “Just One of the Guys” Not exactly the collaboration you expected, was it? Consider other weird music collaborations here and now: 11 Weird Music Collaborations That Totally Work 1. Katy Perry and Juicy J – Dark Horse Academy Award winner Juicy J’s inclusion on Katy Perry’s “Dark Horse” made the song sure to be a hit instead of a, well, dark horse.
By Lauren Mann of the National Campaign to Prevent Teen and Unplanned Pregnancy The teens from this season of “16 and Pregnant” were all shocked to learn that they were expecting. Now, they’re ready to use their experiences and educate others on what they’ve learned — and do their part to help prevent unplanned pregnancies…. Read more »
Check out this photo of Justin Bieber that the You Want Me singer posted on Instagram. He's riding a horse! This is DEFINITELY going on our FAVORITE VISUALS Pinterest board. More here: Our 'Justin Bieber On A Horse' Dreams Have Come True
Steven Spielberg’s holiday offering is a ‘litmus test’ for moviegoers’ feelings about the director, one critic says. By Eric Ditzian Tom Hiddleston in “War Horse” Photo: DreamWorks The Christmas holiday offers a staggering array of fresh cinematic choices. The last two weeks have given us films about chipmunks and tigers, 19th-century detectives and 21st-century spies, motion-captured adventurers and motorcycle-riding hackers . Shoot, there are not one but two Steven Spielberg flicks to choose from when all of your presents have been opened and that post-holiday-meal coma has set in. The most recent is “War Horse,” which nabbed two Golden Globe nominations and is likely to garner a slew of Oscar nods, including Best Picture and Best Director (even if the reviews are mixed). The movie, which hit theaters on Sunday (December 25), isn’t polarizing so much as it is, in critic Bill Goodykoontz’s lovely phrasing, a “litmus test” for moviegoers’ feelings about Spielberg’s films in general. Some reviewers have lauded the beautiful cinematography and stellar cast, while others have taken issue with the film’s overly sentimental tone. Read on for a deep dive into “War Horse” reviews. The Story “The film deals with the relationship between Albert Narracott (Jeremy Irvine) and his horse, Joey. It’s a sprawling story that uses the background of World War I as a framework, but it’s really a very direct journey. Albert’s father (Peter Mullan) buys a horse, Albert falls in love with it, WWI begins, the horse is sold to Captain Nicholls (Tom Hiddleston), and Albert decides to enlist so he can find his horse and keep him safe. The film follows Joey from owner to owner, using the horse’s journey as a way of dipping into a number of stories along the way, and eventually reaching a rousing and nakedly tear-jerking finale. It is an episodic film, and how you feel about the movie as a whole will depend largely on whether or not you are moved by the various stops along the way.” — Drew McWeeny, HitFix The Performances “The cast is exemplary down the line, with both names and newcomers delivering expansive, emotional and almost entirely sympathetic performances. Neither side in the conflict is ennobled or demonized; like Joey (and a striking black steed who’s his companion for a while), the grunts are just pawns in the hands of unseen manipulators of countless fates. Irvine is the very picture of a sturdy, well-intentioned, ruddy-faced English country lad of a hundred years ago and Mullan and [Emily] Watson look to have come from the earth they tread. Tom Hiddleston cuts a striking figure as an English officer who understands Joey early on, setting an example for the many others who briefly come and go through the horse’s life as the war grinds on.” — Todd McCarthy, The Hollywood Reporter The Action “Spielberg’s battle scenes are a marvel of sight and sound — the latter literally shakes the theatres from the pop of rifles and the thunder of cannons. Spielberg tugs at the heart strings, but he’s also not afraid to smack you upside the head with combat that realistically shows the madness of war. He interrupts the action too often, perhaps fearing a punitive censor rating. There are long stretches of ‘War Horse’ where Joey passes from hand to hand like the precious golden circle of ‘The Lord of the Rings,’ as this barnyard Balzac further demonstrates its wisdom and stoicism while dispensing silent life lessons.” — Peter Howell, Toronto Star The Dissenters “[It’s] overlong, painfully earnest and sometimes even hokey. Clearly, Spielberg intended ‘War Horse’ as a throwback, an homage to good, old-fashioned, heartrending storytelling, full of recognizable types and uplifting themes. The skies are so impossibly colorful in such a retro way, they look like hand-painted backdrops on a soundstage. And the dialogue is so frequently on-the-nose and repetitive, it might just make you cringe.” — Christy Lemire, The Associated Press The Final Word ” ‘War Horse’ is a sort of litmus test for how you feel about Steven Spielberg’s films. It’s a beautiful movie, stunning to look at, with echoes of film history all throughout, reaching back to ‘Gone With the Wind,’ ‘The Searchers,’ Spielberg’s own ‘Saving Private Ryan’ and more. It’s also unapologetically sentimental. Spielberg all but begs you to cry, and unless you’re a heartless cad, you probably will.” — Bill Goodykoontz, The Arizona Republic Check out everything we’ve got on “War Horse.” For breaking news, celebrity columns, humor and more — updated around the clock — visit MTVMoviesBlog.com .
After what seemed like an eternity directing Tintin , Steven Spielberg has returned to old-fashioned flesh-and-blood filmmaking. And as evidenced in these new photos dispatched from the set of his book adaptation War Horse , the movie is definitely about… a horse.
