I haven’t done a post on Amy Willerton in a long time, but here she is pumping gas like a professional hottie. I kinda feel bad that she’s driving a MINI considering she’s hot enough to find a sugar daddy to get her a much cooler and expensive car. Good thing Amy is still young and has time to learn how to use her looks to get the finer things in life. Photos: WENN.com
When on the subject of Ambers…here’s Amber Heard in Marie Claire…relatively pantsless, in what I like to call the “How to homewreck on Set with your childhood celebrity crush who is much older than you and married”….you know…before sucking him in, and making him choose her…in a powerplay that she doesn’t seem hot enough to pull off..but that I guess she’s hot enough to pull off..because she pulled it off…but then again, the older I get the more open I am to all kinds of younger pussy so long as it is young, it’s the porn generation – they know how to fuck. The post Amber Heard for Marie Claire of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
When on the subject of Ambers…here’s Amber Heard in Marie Claire…relatively pantsless, in what I like to call the “How to homewreck on Set with your childhood celebrity crush who is much older than you and married”….you know…before sucking him in, and making him choose her…in a powerplay that she doesn’t seem hot enough to pull off..but that I guess she’s hot enough to pull off..because she pulled it off…but then again, the older I get the more open I am to all kinds of younger pussy so long as it is young, it’s the porn generation – they know how to fuck. The post Amber Heard for Marie Claire of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s Hailey Baldwin out walking around New York with her mom and showing why she’s my favorite Baldwin these days. And after this leg show Hailey put on, I’m seriously considering asking her to be my next future ex-wife. I figure she’s hot enough that it’d be worth the crazy ex-in-laws that come with her. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
Now this is more like it: Nina Agdal showed up to amfAR’s Cinema Against Aids Gala at Cannes looking hot enough to melt steel. Or at the very least my pants region. So I take back when I said that maybe she’d peaked . Because after this, Nina’s clearly still got a bright future ahead of her. After all, we haven’t even gotten married and divorced yet. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Here are some plus sized models, which is code for fatter than regular models but not as fat as everyday girls, or my wife…named Ashley Graham, Marquita Pring, Julie Henderson, Inga Eiriksdottir and Danielle Redman….showing their fat asses in Glamour Iceland…because Plus Sized Models are the future…since the world is fatter and can’t relate to skinny girls, even though skinny girls are hotter…and probably healthier…but fat consumers don’t like to be reminded of that…but instead like the Love your body for how it is thanks to your overeating, you pig….it’s a more positive message, instead of saying get off your fucking computer and do some squats… Now there girls aren’t all that fat…but still fat enough…or plus sized enough…as politically correct fat chicks prefer calling overeating… Doesn’t matter….cuz I like fat chicks, they are way easier to get naked from tinder than skinny chicks… The post Plus Sized Model Ass for Glamour Iceland of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kylie Minogue has been a miracle…not because she survived breast cancer…but becasue she released her first pop song in 1989…as a teen…but still 1989…that was so fucking long ago…that I find it amazing that she had that early 2000s comeback…and even more amazing that she’s still around…and looking hot enough bodied to want to fuck…she must be a robot…or alien… I mean this is the first photoshoot she’s done, where her face looks it’s age…and that’s saying a lot…for someone who has been in a lot of fucking photoshoots…. The post Kylie Minogue for Steve Shaw of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Meet Mathilde Gohler . I don’t know much about the Danish hottie, but what I do know is that she was born to wear lingerie, that she’s hot enough to cause a five-alarm pants fire, and that I’ll probably be spending the rest of the afternoon “researching” her on Instagram to find out more. Like whether she looks just as hot in a bikini. I’m betting she does. Yow! » view all 14 photos Continue reading →
I know I said earlier I would ban Gigi Hadid from the site for dating that douche Cody Simpson, but that was before I saw these candids of her in a bikini at the beach. I’m not a huge fan of this style because it leaves the worst tan lines, but Gigi is a hot enough to pull it off. On another note, who dates anyone with the name Cody? » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
We haven’t been seeing many pictures from Barbara Palvin these days, and I don’t know why, considering she’s one of the hottest lingerie models out there. But luckily, I think it’s safe to say that this latest photoshoot of hers is hot enough to keep my pants fire going until next time. And you know, I always thought Barbara belonged in lingerie, but I was way off, because turns out, she looks even better in nothing at all. Go figure.