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Micaela Schaefer Forgot Halloween Is In October

OK, so usually I like it when the world’s best-dressed hot nobody Micaela Schaefer shows up in nothing but body paint and a thong to “celebrate” whatever random holiday is coming up next on the calendar. But I’m sorry, all these extra painted-on eyes are seriously freaking me out. Are we sure Micaela knows it’s Valentine’s Day this Sunday, and not Halloween? Oh well. At least on the plus side, I’m sure this makes it a whole lot easier to look Micaela in the eyes when she’s talking to you… » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Bouncer Prank

This is a really old video, but love how cool and calm the bouncer imposture played it. Continue reading

Dude Spends 21K On Super Bowl Tickets

I have a feeling his wife is going to kill him when he gets back home! Continue reading

Miley Cyrus Topless Floor Cleaner

Here’s why Miley Cyrus is hands down my #1 favorite pop star and always will be: because while all those other young hotties out there like Taylor Swift or Selena Gomez are busy worrying about their “brand” and projecting the right public image, Miley is posing for “artsy” black-and-white photoshoots where she licks a hardwood floor while topless. And you know, on the off-chance this whole music thing doesn’t work out for Miley, I think she could have a great second career as a maid… I know I’d hire her to clean my floors. Yow. Continue reading

1951 Korean War RCI Oldest Cigarette Ever Smoked

Dude is buzzing hard on these old smokes! Continue reading

Meet Cutie Georgia Toffolo

Here’s  Georgia Toffolo at the Nordoff Robbins Six Nations Rugby Dinner in London, and I don’t much about rugby or this leggy blonde, but according to my sources, she’s another hot British reality star. I swear there’s a new one every week. But anyway, all I know is, I’d definitely like to get in a scrum with this cutie. That’s the only rugby term I know, but I’m pretty sure it applies. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Gigi Paris Picture Moment

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Irina Shayk Looks Much Better Without Clothes

I don’t mean to brag or anything, but over the years, I’ve become kind of an expert on Victoria’s Secret hotties like Irina Shayk here. And it’s my professional opinion that the less clothing they wear, the hotter they look. These shots of Irina during Mercedes-Benz Berlin Fashion Week just confirm that theory. Because as good as she’s looking here, I guarantee she’d look a million times hotter in nothing but lingerie. It’s just simple math. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Meet Hottie Jadyn Douglas

As you guys know, I’m always on the lookout for new hotties to obsess over, and I think I might’ve found one at the NBCUniversal Winter TCA Press Tour. According to my sources,  Jadyn Douglas here is a Puerto Rican singer/actress and she’s going to be on some new show called Telenova . But forget about that, the only part I actually care about is how good Jadyn looks stuffed into that tight dress of hers. With a little luck and some career advice (aka sex tape advice) from yours truly, I think she could be a big star someday. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Julianne Hough Needs To Spice It Up

I’m not gonna lie, I was pretty psyched when I heard that  Julianne Hough showed up to the People’s Choice Awards last night, because it’s been a long time since we’ve gotten any new hotness from my former favorite gym bunny. But as you can see, unfortunately, Julianne was covering up her best quality. No, I’m not talking about her “sparkling personality.” I mean her legs. I guess short shorts aren’t considered acceptable red carpet fashion yet, but they should be. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading