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Elizabeth Hurley Busts Out Big Time For Charity

I’ve been doing posts on  Elizabeth Hurley  for years now, and I still haven’t managed to figure out how the ageless hottie can look just as good today as she did 10 years ago. Probably because I’m always too distracted by her killer cleavage to think about anything else. But this time, I’m finally going to get to the bottom of it, so here she is at a charity event showing off those perfect funbags of hers and… sorry, what were we talking about again? Whatever. Just enjoy. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Heidi Montag’s Cleavage Show Returns

According to my sources, here’s Heidi Montag at the 3rd annual Reality TV Awards, which is something I didn’t realize existed until 30 seconds ago. But I’m glad it does, because otherwise, we wouldn’t have had a chance to see that even though Heidi’s 15 minutes of fame may be long over, her cleavage is still going strong. And I figure that ought to buy Heidi at least another 30 seconds of fame. Maybe even 45 if I’m going for a new personal best. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Nina Dobrev Does Self Magazine

Here’s Nina Dobrev , aka my second-favorite Nina (after Nina Agdal , of course), on the cover of next month’s Self Magazine . And don’t get me wrong, she’s looking super-cute here like always, but it’s not even close to enough to become my new #1. That said, I guess there is something she could do to jump into that top spot… Like agree to hook up with me and/or send me a few dirty pictures. OK, not really. But hey, I still wouldn’t say no to either. Continue reading

Hilary Duff Works It On The Street

So I’ve been swiping right on Tinder ever since I found out my second-favorite MILF Hilary Duff was using the app to try to find normal guys to date, but I still haven’t found her. Which means I guess it’s time to get back to doing this the old-fashioned way: proposing to her via Twitter and hoping she takes me up on it. Wish me luck! Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Chrissy Teigen’s Sexy Swimsuit Pictures

I’ve never heard of Selfie Magazine before, but I’m a big fan of any publication that can give us more Chrissy Teigen bikini pictures to enjoy. I’m a little confused about the whole selfie thing though — technically, shouldn’t these have been taken by Chrissy? Or at the very least, a blogger with a good phone and long arms? It doesn’t make any sense, but forget it, I’m going to stop asking questions and just let us all enjoy one hell of a bikini photoshoot. You’re welcome. » view all 25 photos Continue reading

As Bruce Transforms Into A Woman, Porn Star Kim Kardashian Transforms Into A Tranny

Here’s the world’s most famous porn star Kim Kardashian at a book signing for her new “book” Selfish , aka her Instagram page in hardcover. And I’m sorry, but I still just don’t get Kim’s appeal. Especially after these latest pictures. It’s like while Bruce Jenner is becoming a woman, Kim’s becoming a man. (Save the hate mail — I already know I’m a fat loser who should get out of my mom’s basement. She tells me at least once a day.) » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Verne Troyer Shoots Things

Verne Troyer has a new YouTube channel and if you want to see him do things like shoot guns, check it out. I hope his next episode is at a massage parlor. That would be fun to watch. Continue reading

Danielle Knudson In One Of The Hottest Photoshoots Of The Year

I have a feeling Danielle Knudson wasn’t the only one who was a little sticky after this photoshoot… Because these brand-new bikini pictures are hands-down some of the best we’ve ever seen from the mind-blowing Canadian hottie. So enjoy. Just know that I’m not liable if any of you degenerates try to lick your computer screens. » view all 15 photos Continue reading

Megan Fox Is Chilly

I don’t know about where you guys live, but it’s been freezing out near me this week. And I guess the same goes for Megan Fox , at least judging from the case of nippleitis she’s currently got going on these pictures. And all of a sudden, it’s starting to feel a whole lot warmer in here. At least in my pants region, anyway. Thanks Megan! » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Joanna Krupa Really Knows How To Dress

I’m not really sure what Joanna Krupa is doing for work these days, but I have a feeling giving me monthly pants fires probably doesn’t pay the bills. Still, here she is out in LA showing why she’ll always be my all-time favorite reality star whether she’s working or not. And in case she’s looking for a new gig, I’ve got a show I think Joanna would be perfect for: it’s called the Real Housewives of My Mom’s Basement and we start filming as soon as I can convince one to show up. Call me! Photos: WENN.com Continue reading