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Sara Malakul Lane Bathes In Ramen Noodles For Galore Mag!

I know I say this about pretty much every new post I do on Sara Malakul Lane , but for my money, this latest one my new favorite model did for Galore Mag might just be her hottest yet. Because here she is showing us all how to enjoy ramen the right way: in a Hello Kitty swimsuit, and then nothing at all. Now, as a guy who makes blogger money, I’ve eaten a lot of ramen in my day. But I never thought to add Sara to it before. So where can I get a bowl? Because that’s looking mighty tasty right about now. » view all 11 photos Continue reading

Fergie’s A MILF Now!

It’s been a while since I’ve done a post on Fergie , and apparently she had a kid since the last time I had her on the site. So that makes this my official first look at her post-baby body. Let’s see… Sure, she may look like Slash from the neck up, but those legs are pretty good, and Fergie’s always been solid in the front meat department. OK, I’m ready to call it: she’s a MILF. So congratulations Fergie. I’m guessing this must be the happiest day of your life. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Mariah Carey’s Big Chunky Cleavage

Now that she’s got a new CD out, we’ve been seeing a lot more of Mariah Carey these days. And by that I mean a lot more of her giant funbags. Case in point: here she is busting those meaty puppies out at the 2014 Fresh Air Fund Gala, whatever that is. Anyway, I’m guessing Mariah probably won’t appreciate me calling her cleavage chunky, but hey, it’s better than me not doing posts on her at all, right? Just ask Christina Aguilera . So let’s all just sit back and enjoy this. I know I will. » view all 29 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Yara Khmidan Is A Knockout!

Meet Yara Khmidan . According to some of the most in-depth research I’ve done in years (AKA a record 10 seconds of Googling) this hottie is from Ukraine and… that’s about it. I’d make something up, like how she’s always dreamed of coming to the US and marrying a blogger and moving into his mom’s basement, but hell, even I don’t believe that one. So how about we all just enjoy this crazy hot photoshoot instead and hopefully there’ll be a whole lot more where this came from in the future. Continue reading

Nina Dobrev Busts Out For The World Music Awards

Yeah, so I have no clue what Nina Dobrev was doing with that baguette at the World Music Awards. If I had to guess, they were attempting some kind of “joke” or something. But forget all that, because there’s something much more interesting to focus on in these pictures: Nina’s super cute cleavage. It’s her true talent. So from now on, she should just keep playing to her strengths and leave the jokes to the professionals. Like me. Stop laughing, that wasn’t supposed to be funny. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Miley Cyrus Does The World Music Awards

So apparently the World Music Awards were held the other night (whatever those are) and as you can probably see since you have eyes, Miley Cyrus won something. I’m not sure what it was for, since that would involve doing actual research, so instead I’m just assuming it’s a lifetime achievement award for Miley’s contributions to pants fires around the world. So congratulations Miley, and on behalf of fans everywhere, keep the booty shots coming, please. » view all 20 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Xenia Deli Is Still My Favorite

I don’t know about where you guys are, but it’s finally warmed up near me. Even if it hadn’t though, this new shoot Xenia Deli did for Nelly Lingerie probably would’ve done the trick anyway. Because it may be a couple degrees warmer outside, but the temperature’s climbing even faster in my sweatpants right now thanks to these lingerie pictures from the hottest model on the planet. I think I need to go take a cold shower before things get out of control. » view all 19 photos Continue reading

Jessica Simpson Swimsuit Pictures

In case you missed it, we’re in the middle of another Jessica Simpson hotness comeback at the moment, which pretty much just means she’s been showing up lately at the airport or the red carpet showing off just enough skin to get me excited. But every once in a while, we get something even better, like these pictures she posted to Instagram of her posing in a swimsuit… with a golf club. And yeah, I don’t get it either. She should clearly be in a bikini instead, right? Continue reading

Madison Murray Because We Were Meant To Be

I’m still waiting for the day when Madison Murray finally realizes that we were meant for each other and moves into the Tuna Mansion (aka my mom’s basement). So far, the plan’s hit a few speed bumps (like Madison barely being aware of my existence), but that’s nothing the two of us can’t work through. Until then though, I guess I’ll just have to make do with drooling over these new pictures of her in a bikini instead. Lucky for me, that’s a pretty solid Plan B. Continue reading

Rosalind Lipsett’s Modelbombing Hollywood BLVD.

Good news: my favorite Irish supermodel (and future ex-wife, so hands off) Rosalind Lipsett is back with another one of those awesome “modelbombing” videos of hers. Only this time, she took the gag down Hollywood Boulevard in LA. And those are some damn lucky tourists, because I guarantee that seeing Rosalind in a bikini is 20 times more memorable than any other sights they saw that day. Can you tell I’m jealous? Continue reading