The Saturdays are a reminder that the UK, despite being a bunch of chimney sweepers are more evolved than us, which really makes sense because they are the reason America exists. It’s like America is the UK’s afterbirth, where all their unwanted trash from the UK came to set up shop a few hundreds years ago only to develop hick accents, fast food, and turn their classy, refined way into a trailer park housing project……because they are a pop band that is actually hot, the way it is supposed to be, unlike America that manages to give every ugly tranny lookn girl a fucking record deal…So here are the Saturdays to remind you that you are second rate USA….and to help you grasp why the UK looks down on you like the embarrassment you are… Pics via PacificCoastNews
I am lazy today – something Tiger Woods’ penis can’t really relate to, but in its defense, he probably didn’t get any pussy growing up because he was playing golf, a sport that didn’t have the same appeal 20 years ago and that was reserved for people in their 40s or older and their friendless kids who they feel bad for….but now motherfucker is a billionaire and some of the pussy he is getting looks like this and really when you have pussy like this and a lot of down time on your hands thanks to Viagra, sex addiction comes with the territory, and I don’t really think there is such thing as sex addiction, it’s just something the Christians invented to ruin our fun… Pics via Bauer
Every time you first walk in the door of a bar you’ve never been to before, you check out a couple of things before deciding whether or not to say: First, does the clientele look like a bunch of douchebags? Second, is the bartender hot? If the answer to the second question is yes, even a room ful… Continue reading →
It looks like all Mila Kunis is gonna get for Christmas is ugly….I don’t know what happened to her, because I saw her in at least one movie and she looked pretty alright and I remember her from 70s Show and despite being 12 year old, she was the best looking one, which compared to the manly redhead, that may not be saying much, but I didn’t expect her to ever look like this. I can only blame Culkin for taking down his dark and slippery road that took him from being the cute loveable kid in Home Alone to the cute loveable kid Michael Jackson was cumming inside, like some kind of fuck-slut…or maybe it’s totally unrelated, and really I’d take her as is, or with her whatever addicition and diseases her love affair with Culkin has brought her vagina over the years, cuz even at her worst, she’s better than some of the shit I’ve stuck my dick in, except that time I fucked a ziploc bag filled with yogurt and broken glass because the pain, blood and soothing vanilla scent reminded me that I was alive… Pics via INF
2008 Miss Universe Japanese Hiroko Mima & 2008 Miss Trinidad & Tobago Anya Ayoung Chee
A sex tape which shows two Miss Universe delegates in a threesome with a man has surfaced causing huge embarrassment to the Miss Universe franchise. The two delegates in the sex tape are 2008 Miss Japan Hiroko Mima and 2008 Miss Trinidad and Tobago Anya Ayoung Chee.
Parts 2, 3 & 4 to follow shortly… Well you can see part 1 for yourself after the jump!
UPDATE: The second girl in the video is NOT Miss japan. Rather it is a close friend of the couple, photographer Wyatt Gallery and Miss Trinidad & Tobago Anya Ayoung Chee.
I figure that it was never quite gay to jerk off to Michael Jackson, not because I spend a good year doing it, but because his voice was angelic, his talent possibly sent from god, his sexuality and gender pretty ambigious and really more on the no penis in his pants side of things. It was on the same level as a dude jerking off to an Anime movie, or a comic book character, he was just bigger than life, almost non-human sent from another planet to seduce us and manipulate us thru song but I do think it is weird to jerk off to him now that he’s pretending to be dead, and living as a muslim woman in the desert somewhere to escape his demons here…..that’s where LaToya the stand in pussy comes in.
You know you are either seriously desperate or very fucking weird or Amish to be able to get off to a girls bra as seen thru her sleeve when she lifts her arm and you notice realize shit may be sheer. That’s the kind of thing that was even too obscure or non sexual to me when I was a teenager and was able to jerk off to panty lines in gym clothes, but I guess as we get older our standards and priorities shift, because that’s just what being a pervert is all about, and all of a sudden shit that never turned us on starts to because we’ve become so accustomed to standard turn ons, and because there is just something mystical and erotic about shitting on a girls face, if you know what I mean… Pics via PacificCoastNews
That’s what she was hoping at least. But, it didn’t quite work out that way. Kim Kardashian and all the K girls were on hand for the Dream Foundation boxing match
