Paris , this is creepy. Paris Jackson Says Nanny Was In Michael Jackson’s Bed Michael is a better man than us. We would have cussed that beyotch out and kick her azz to the curb. That’s a fatal attraction and ninjas are outchea everyday getting sliced up by beyotches because they are obsessed. According to TMZ Paris Jackson told a creepy story about one of her former nannies and Michael Jackson ending up in bed together … and she said it under oath during a deposition taken for the wrongful death suit against AEG. Video of Paris’ deposition was played in court Tuesday … and the highlight was her description of Michael’s relationship with ex-nanny Grace Rwaramba. In the depo … Paris explained to attorneys for AEG that Michael warned his children about Grace, telling them … “She was sneaky. She wasn’t an honest person, and she lied a lot.” Paris said she didn’t know specifically what she lied about — but then seemed to suddenly remember one freaky detail about Grace sneaking into Michael’s bed while they were staying in hotels. Paris starts out saying … “This is gonna freak you out.” She’s right. You gotta hear it, and really interesting to hear it in Paris’ words. View video here We have to G check Michael on this. If the beyotch was on that fatal attraction ish, he should have fired her. Phuck if she has five baby daddies and no child support and needs lights, clearly she was coo coo for coco puffs. Continue reading →
Ali Michael is a Texan model who I have never heard of because girls don’t have names, they just have tits, but she’s best known for being sent home during 2008 Fashion week, when she was 18, for being too fat and having “legs that were too plump”, while weighing 106 pounds at 5 foot 9. What a pig. Disgusting. The Kate Upton of her generation. She hasn’t done anything major, except maybe this shoot for Elle France, where they leaked this outtake, that is all full of nipples….fat chick nipples, gross.
What happened to this awkward nerdy hundred millionaire in her oversized clothes and sneakers making her long lean model-like body look like some kind of lanky character in a sitcom that always falls all over herself… I just don’t know… But I do know that I like it. It’s like the weird girl makeover that happened in every Teen Comedy of the 90s, only real life. Take off the glasses, apply some make-up, put her in a hot dress, let down her hair, and boom, all of a sudden babe. I heard she’s gonna be in Canada this weekend, too bad I’m too lazy, cuz otherwise I’d totally stand out her hotel waiting for an autograph in the form of herpes…you know the real fan kind of autograph that you can’t frame, but you can remember forever. Taylor Swift, I love you. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Rachel Uchitel is single again! Tiger Woods’ #1 mistress is getting divorced after her husband, Matt Hahn, filed the paperwork earlier today. Matt’s reason? “Cruel and inhumane treatment.” Seriously. He put that. The troubled couple frequently engaged in explosive, verbal arguments; Matt alleges that Rachel Uchitel slapped him after he repeatedly called her names. There’s more. Rachel called 911 on Matt on May 16 after a particularly nasty verbal argument, asking officials for help getting him out of the house. She did not follow up with police or press charges after the situation was resolved; they didn’t officially separate until today, over three weeks later. Uchitel has not responded to the divorce filing . Rachel and Matt Hahn, a former Penn State football player, were married a year-and-a-half ago. They got together after her flings with Tiger and David Boreanaz . Uchitel welcomed their first child, a daughter, last year.
It’s Game On for the men of The Bachelorette season 9. Tonight they’ll compete for Desiree Hartsock ‘s affections over a rousing game of dodge ball. And one of them will get a special visitor. Who will survive tonight’s Rose Ceremony? Read our THG +/- recap now to find out! (Or just skip straight to The Bachelorette spoilers .) Chris Harrison shows up at Casa de Testosterone to say there will be three dates this week: Two group dates and one one-on-one date. There’s still a lot of tension with Ben. So Bension? Minus 4 (for my terrible joke). Chris, Brian, Drew, Michael, Brooks, Brad, Mikey, Brandon, Zack K., and Ben are invited on the first group date. None of them are impressed to be sharing a limo with Ben. They’ll be playing Dodgeball today. Here to school them in the ways of dodging and balling is a team from the National Dodgeball League. Which is apparently a thing. After the guys get initiated, and by initiated I mean pummeled, Chris shows up to divide the men into two teams. Only one team will move on to the second part of the date with Desiree. The other 5 will be returning to Casa de Testosterone. They’ll battle it out for the rest of the date in front of an audience of bystanders at an outdoor shopping mall who have no doubt been recruited for the express purpose of watching them throw balls at one another. Also, men. Throwing balls. I might be 12. The guys are given tiny shorts and tank tops and they’re taking it all in stride. Plus 8 . The red team is in it to win it. The blue team got Ben. They might turn on him. He should watch his back. Chris and Drew are the final men standing for their respective teams in Round One. Drew manages to best Chris and Round One goes to the Blue Team. Round Two, however, goes to the Red Team thanks to Brandon . At the beginning of Round Three, Brooks takes a weird spill at the ball line and can’t get up. His finger is broken and he heads to the hospital to have it reset. But the game must go on and the Red Team vows to win it for their boy Brooks. Chris and Zack are the final men standing and Zack puts Chris out of his dodgeball misery. The Blue Team gets to go on the rest of the date with Desiree. The Red Team gets to go home and ice Brooks’ finger. JUST KIDDING. Desiree declares them all winners so they’re all going to the after party . Plus 10. Except Brooks. Because he’s at the hospital. Minus 2. While Brooks is at the hospital having his finger reset, he passes out from the pain. But he’s still in his short-shorts and his tank top so I’m not really sure which is more embarrassing. Desiree makes a toast to Brooks and then asks Brad to visit the hotel rooftop with her. He needs to tell her about his past, which sounds juicy. He drops the bomb that he has a 3 year old son, Maddox. He has full custody of his son and only came here because Desiree was the bachelorette. Plus 10 to him for not using his son as a ploy to get her attention during the opening ceremonies. Chris makes a bold move to garner Desiree’s attention and steals her away to a special spot in the hotel: the helicopter pad. Des is impressed. Plus 7 . After their tiny conversation, he thinks he might get the rose. But Brooks is back. In his short-shorts and tank top. Plus 25 . She whisks him away immediately and they end up making out. Because of course they do. I’m Team Brooks, by the way. So far at least. Chris gets the rose and they get a private concert. And Chris gets to kiss Desiree while the other guys watch from above and stew and appear on the verge of man tears. Chris is “ecstatic” and calls this “the greatest moment on this journey so far.” He feels lots and lots of “chemistry” with Des. So that’s what we’re calling it these days. It’s time for the one-on-one date and Desiree has scheduled her date with Kasey . But before she can go on that date, Chris Harrison calls her to give her some news. One of the guys is being dishonest. Dun dun dun… Minus 12 . Kasey’s ready to have their date but first she has to talk to Brian . She leads with “is there anything you want to tell me?” And he says he’s feeling very strongly for her. He tells her his past relationship was over a long time ago even if they only broke up a short time ago and in walks Chris Harrison with Brian’s “ex” girlfriend. Minus 15 . The guys are shocked! And angry! Some of them may be eyeballing her in case they’re sent home this week! Hey, baby, can I get your number?? This feels so fake! At least her tears do. When she flips the anger switch it feels real. And Brian just sits there kind of embarrassed and sheepish like a guy who’s been caught. Apparently, she has a son and he cares about her but she tried to break up with him and he said no, they just needed a break. And drama drama drama. Two nights before going to L.A. to find love with Des, Brian slept with his not-really ex-girlfriend. Who is apparently a little nuts and likes to throw actual rocks at his face. Des makes the decision to send the “lying, cheating, deceitful pig” packing immediately. Plus 8 . And another Plus 5 for the giant bouncer, Paulie. I’ll bet he’s really a big teddy bear. When Des tells the guys what just happened, the look between Michael and Brooks is priceless. Truly awesome. She gives the guys the opportunity to tell her anything they need to tell her and no one makes a move. She and Kasey head off on their date. Finally. Plus 10 . Sidenote: If I were taking a drink every time someone said “for the right reasons” or a variation thereof tonight, I’d be, well, incredibly drunk. Incredibly. So drunk this would be unintelligible. Brandon gets the man tears thinking about his life and how he grew up and how Brian cheated on a single mom. He’s, like, legit upset about this to the point that I wonder if he’s been hitting the sauce before breakfast. Desiree and Kasey are ready to have some fun on their date. And that fun involves rappelling down the side of a building while sky dancing. It’s called Bandaloop. Kasey says it feels like they’re sharing a moment no one else will share. Well, Kasey, that’s because you are. Minus 8 The rest of their date is supposed to be on the rooftop of the building they just danced down, but out of nowhere the wind picks up and there’s no way for them to have a conversation. So they jump into the pool. And freeze. And kiss. While the stuff on the roof blows down around them. Despite the disaster that was their date, she gives him a rose anyway. The disaster wasn’t his fault. Plus 9. Back at Casa de Testosterone, the guys headed on group date #2 load into a stagecoach to go meet Desiree. A stagecoach. With horses. A team of them. Okay, then. They’re taken to the scene of a western where Desiree is in a period costume from the Wild West. The guys will be going through Cowboy Bootcamp with the stunt team from the Disney movie The Lone Ranger . Plus 2 for mention of Johnny Depp!! The guys are all really great sports about learning to lasso and fight. I’m pretty sure they all knew how to quick draw their pistols before this, though. Ahem . Desiree plays the damsel in distress and the guys mount their horses. The one who rescues her best will get some extra time with Desiree later. Dan splits his pants. Zak makes her laugh. Juan Pablo uses his super powers of sex appeal and wins the competition. Plus 7 . And now we’re treated to a commercial for the upcoming flick. And also to a liplock between Desiree and Juan Pablo, which she calls “passionate.” Following their private viewing of The Lone Ranger , Desiree and Juan Pablo rejoin the rest of the guys. Bryden gets the time with Desiree first. He’s so delightfully awkward. Plus 3 . Zak W. pays her a great compliment when he says she’s a team player who makes everyone comfortable. They laugh really well together. Good, hearty belly-laughing from the two of them. Plus 5 . James is maybe more awkward than Bryden. He’s worried about his dad back home and his head isn’t all the way in the game. He asks her if she sees something more between the two of them and she gives him the rose to alleviate his worries. Plus 2 . Chris shows up at the house and says that tonight’s cocktail party has been canceled. Instead, Des wants to have a “relaxed, chill” pool party. Ben’s already up to his antics. Minus 15 . He sneaks out the door and grabs her as soon as she pulls up, enticing her to go for a drive before going in to see the other guys. He kisses her in plain view of the other guys and then tells her the car ride is “their little secret.” He’s so skeevy and she doesn’t see it. Minus 10 . Mikey and Chris set Ben up and he lies about spending time with Desiree before the pool party. He lies to Kasey and James, too. Minus 4 . Mikey and Michael call him out on it and he says he doesn’t kiss and tell. Then Michael says he can’t unscramble that egg and I decide that’s a line I’m going to use in real life from now on. Plus 3 for that. Brandon grabs her for some alone time and tells her about how hard it was to hear about Brian. Then he promises no man tears. And he promises never to hurt her or take her for granted. And that he’s falling in love with her. And then he kisses her. Finally! The Rose Ceremony! Brian is already out. James, Kasey, and Chris have roses from the dates. Joining them are: Bryden Juan Pablo Zak W. Brooks Drew Zack K. Brad Michael G. Mikey Ben Leaving tonight: Brandon Dan Maybe Brandon’s man tears were too much for her? Or his declaration of love? She tells him he’s an incredible person but just not the one for her. She goes after him and tells him it needed to be now instead of later. She didn’t feel the chemistry he felt. He’s so morose. Put him in one of those hook-up houses that’ll come out later this summer, okay? Brandon needs some love. Or lust. Whichever. EPISODE TOTAL: +44 SEASON TOTAL: +147
My name is Melina, I’m 17 years old, I live in Switzerland and this is my Bieber experience. Everything started when we found out that Justin and the crew arrived in Zurich 2 days before the concert. My friend (@lavensonadora) and I went to Justin’s hotel. We weren’t sure if he was really there, but then we saw the tour busses and his bus driver confirmed that he was. We stayed and waited for him. At that time, there was only 15 people hoping for him to come out. We started chanting. All of a sudden we looked up to the balcony and saw him standing there, filming us with the biggest smile on his face. We were freaking out. We couldn’t believe JUSTIN BIEBER was smiling because of US. All of this happened around 5 p.m. Then about 30 minutes later he left the hotel in his van. Suddenly the van stopped. Unfortunately everyone ran to the car, but at least we saw him sitting inside of it. At night a taxi drove by, and someone said, “Hey guys, how are you?” It was DAN KANTER. We freaked out. At midnight, Justin’s van came out and we talked to his driver. He allowed us to sit in the car and to take his candy. He also told us that Justin wanted to get out of the car and say hi to his beliebers, but he couldn’t because everyone ran up to the car and it was too crazy. The next day, March 22nd, the day of the concert! It was the happiest, but saddest day of my life. All of our best friends had M&G tickets, except @rebelleefleur and I. We were devastated. Fortunately, we had diamond circle tickets and were in first row. Justin killed it. After the concert, the tour busses left and we said bye to Justin. We gave up hope up and thought we’d never meet him. We thought it was all over. BUT IT WASN’T! A few days later, on April 1st, Lily (@rebelleefleur) called me with the best news. She had won M&G tickets for the next day in Germany! It all happened so quickly and we had to leave 3 hours later. The second I had my wristband on I started crying. I couldn’t believe it was actually happening and I was about to meet my everything. Finally we were standing in the same room as Justin, and it was our turn! I walked in with open arms and the only thing I could focus on was his perfection. I asked “Can I hu…” and he didn’t let me finish and just hugged me. I was holding my entire world in my arms. I was lucky enough to stand next to him. We took the picture and the security told us to leave. I took his hand and we looked in each other’s eyes, he winked and smiled. As soon as I got out I bursted into tears. Tears of happiness. Lily and I entered the concert hall and were all the way in the back. We were still trying to calm down and realize what just happened. Then we saw Chris, someone in Justin’s team again and asked him if there was a chance for us to get into golden circle. He told us to wait a sec, came back and brought us into diamond circle! As if this wasn’t enough, when we were waiting for the concert to start, we heard people scream. It was Alfredo Flores! We ran over and had the chance to meet Alfredo for 5 seconds. The concert was perfect and we enjoyed every single second of it. I wanna thank the whole crew for being amazing, and Justin for who he is. I’m very thankful and blessed. These days were the best days of my life. Justin told us to believe, and he was right, because dreams do come true. No matter what happens, I will always be a belieber and a part of this family. I love you Justin! -@JBownedmyheart Video of Justin at his hotel Original post: My name is Melina, I’m 17 years old, I live in Switzerland…
My name is Cheraine, I’m 14 years old and I live in the Netherlands . I’ve been a belieber since the start of 2010 and from then on, people tell me things like: “You’ll never meet or see Justin Bieber.’’ I kept telling them “Never say never” but when Justin came to my country in 2011 for the My World tour, I didn’t get tickets and I thought they were right.. but they weren’t. I met Justin at April 10th, 2013. The day of the show I took a shower, did my hair and make-up etc and I was so nervous. Around 2 p.m. my brother picked me and my mom up, and we headed to the arena. A lot of people told me to, “Have fun at the believe tour, you really deserve it,” it was so sweet. When we arrived at the arena, I started to cry. It was really happening, my dreams were finally coming true after 3 years. While in line for the meet and greet, I met amazing beliebers, some I already knew from Twitter. When everyone was in the line, our host Ryan came and told us the rules like, no kissing, no autographs and stuff like that. After two hours of waiting Dan Kanter came to say hi to everybody, and he talked and took pictures with fans. After he took a picture with that girl next to me, he smiled at me and said “Hi.” I smiled back and replied, “Hoi” which means hi in my language, he probably didn’t understand it, I still feel ashamed haha, but I couldn’t help it. I asked him, “Can I take a picture with you?” and he was like, “Yeah sure!” I hugged him and after that we took a picture and I thanked him and he smiled. After Dan left the host and some other people gave away stuff like posters with Justin’s signature, T-shirts and more. Around 8 p.m. Justin arrived and the meet and greets were starting. Everybody was freaking out. I just KNEW I was going to meet Justin in less than 10 minutes and that feeling was just crazy. When it was almost my turn to meet Justin, the security opened the curtains, and Justin stood there. I freaked out, it felt like I was going to faint. Security was like, “You need to calm down.” When it was my turn Justin said something, I don’t know what he said but he probably said something like hi. I almost forgot everything because I was in shock and it felt like a dream. I walked to Justin and he hugged me from behind. I couldn’t believe I was standing next to my idol, and oh my god he smells so good. After we took the picture I said something like, “Thank you, I love you so much.” I really wanted to hug Justin, but the security pushed me out. After my meet & greet I was crying so hard, my dream came true and I was so happy! It was the best thing that happened in my life. Everyone was crying and we all hugged each other, that was really cute. The concert was PERFECT. I cried my eyes out, everything was so beautiful, and it made me forgot all my struggles. During ‘As Long As You Love Me,’ we held up signs saying “we will love you forever as long as you love us.” Justin told us “I’ll love you forever.” We had a special moment after ‘Believe’ as Justin just stood there on stage for like 10 minutes, looking into the crowd, listening to our screaming and he got tears in his eyes. It was so perfect. He tweeted about our special moment. I’m so happy I was there, it was so beautiful. It was the best day of my life. I’m so happy I got the chance to meet Justin, the one who changed my life. He taught me that dreams do come true, he’s the reason for my smile, I’ll support him forever, no matter what. Thank you so much Justin, I love you. -@MyHeroJDBx More here: My name is Cheraine, I’m 14 years old and I live in the…
Kanye West is keeping it simple for his next album. The rapper has unveiled the art for his upcoming CD, which will be titled “Yeezus” and which will drop on June 18. It’s simply a plain case with a disc inside and a piece of red tape. Sort of surprising for a guy who debuted his latest music video on the side of buildings around the world. Check out the art now and sound off: Did the Kim Kardashian baby daddy make a good choice?
LeAnn Rimes has come cleaner than ever before in a new interview with People . The singer – whose affair with now-husband Eddie Cibrian in 2009 colored her as the villain in a never-ending feud with Brandi Glanville – talked to the magazine from her home in Los Angeles recently and admitted: “I made some really bad choices. I caused hurt.” Why is she speaking out now? Because Rimes will release “Spitfire” out June 4 and the tracks on the album apparently document the drama that has comprised her life for the last four years. Some lyrics even include an apology to ex-husband Dean Sheremet . “I broke the sweetest heart of the only man that’s ever loved me,” she sings in “What Have I Done.” Rimes also combines non-fiction with art when crooning about being a mistress in “Borrowed” and she makes a peace offering to a woman scorned in “Just a Girl Like You.” “I’ve grown up a lot these last five years,” LeAnn tells People . “I thought my life was falling apart, but now everything is good.”
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