God don’t like ugly… Lindsay Lohan Arrested For Leaving The Scene Of An Accident According to TMZ reports: Lindsay Lohan was arrested for leaving the scene of an accident this morning after allegedly clipping a pedestrian in downtown Manhattan … TMZ has learned. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ, Lindsay was pulling in to park her Porsche Cayenne near the Dream Hotel in downtown NYC when — at a very low speed — she allegedly hit the knee of a 30-something year old guy. That was around 2AM ET. We’re told one of Lindsay’s passengers in the SUV got out and checked the vehicle for damage, and then LiLo and co. went inside the hotel. We’re told someone called police while Lindsay was inside … and when she walked out of the hotel — around 2:30AM ET — officers arrested her. According to our sources … Lindsay was booked for leaving the scene of an accident — a misdemeanor — and then released with a desk appearance ticket … meaning she did not have to pay bail before release. It should be noted that Hotel Whoscow’s favorite guest was NOT slizzed off her azz when she clipped this guy. However, the man was taken to the hospital to get checked out. Blohan better hope the judge doesn’t put her back in those county oranges jumpsuits, orange isn’t really her color. Somewhere, Amanda Bynes is laughing and takin’ a toke of the stickiest of icky. Image via WENN
My dream came true on June 10th 2012, the day I met Justin. Well it’s quite a long story and half of it did happen like 3 months before I met Justin. If you know me, you know I’m going into the navy next year and well whilst I was in London in April 2012 trying to meet Justin, #FoxybiebsMeetJustin trended . I wasn’t exactly on the internet at the time BUT Scooter knew about it. I didn’t get to meet Justin whilst I was in london in April but I did meet Scooter, Alfredo, Kenny and Moshe for the first time. Basically in April Justin had come to the UK to promote ‘Believe’ and he did a private performance for the press but some beliebers got the chance to go in, unfortunately i wasn’t one of them but i waited to see if justin would come out afterwards. He didn’t but most of the crew came out and Scooter was one of them. My friend Abbie ran up to Scooter and was like she needs to meet Justin and Scooter automatically said, “Wait are you foxybiebs?” I was like OMG OMG OMG. Scooter then said Justin’s had left, but if you’re here tomorrow I’ll get him to meet you. I couldn’t because I wasn’t going to be in London the next day. Scooter then was like, “Oh damn, well I’m so sorry but I’ll get Justin to recognize you.” That night Scooter tweeted me saying it was great meeting me and then he followed me. Then June came along, basically I was meant to go down to London on the weekend from Friday 8th till Monday 11th but I ended up going down on Tuesday 5th till Monday 11th because we all found out Justin was going to be in the UK earlier for the Alan Carr Show. On Tuesday I travelled down to London at around 5am and got to London around 9am and we all went to his hotel. He came out but unfortunately I didn’t meet him. On the Wednesday I did meet Scooter again though it was so cute. I wanted to thank him to his face for what he did for me back in April so I knew this time was my chance. When he saw me he was like, “FOXYBIEBSSSS.” I genuinely just told him how amazing he is, (HE REALLY IS) and how thankful I am and he was like don’t worry I read your tweets, I know how thankful you are. Then he hugged me and we took a picture. A group of us all waited outside Justin’s hotel from the early hours of the morning to the very late hours of the night, some of my friends got very lucky and met him earlier than me but I did meet Alfredo and get a picture with him and scrappy, (he’s the nicest ever!!) I also met Kenny and Moshe. Then on the Sunday, I MET JUSTIN. YES I MET HIM. Basically on the Sunday, Justin was doing a secret performance for his promo tour. I didn’t get tickets to go in so me Akvile and Jess (akvileeagle & ahoybieber) all went down just after the performance finished because we had to find out where it was. It took us like an hour to get there. Once we got down, I saw my friends and they started shouting, “Scooter, Scooter,” but he wouldn’t turn around. Then they all shouted, “foxybiebs” (my twitter) and he automatically turned around and was like, “COME HERE NOW.” The security guard wouldn’t let me through and Scooter was like “Let her through now!” I thought he was gonna kill someone, properly me. After I walked through, Scooter led me to the car Justin was in and like ushered me in. I was like dying. In the car sat Justin and Alfredo, just them two. As soon as I sat down I was like, “OMG ALFREDO I MET YOU THE OTHER DAY AND TWEETED YOU AND YOU TWEETED ME BACK!” and he high fived me. Then Justin was like hey and I was like hey. He was asking me how I was and I did the same, then he was like so you’re going in the army I’ve always wanted to go into the army and me being the typical fangirl I am, I was like “OMG LET’S GO IN TOGETHER.” Then he laughed and I was like gsngsdkgswnjkgs. After that Alfredo was like, “Would you like a picture?” and I was like yes please. Alfredo took it on his camera, then Scooter came back and he asked me about the navy some more and then I obviously had to go because Justin had a flight to catch. It was the most perfect moment of my entire life, I wouldn’t change it for anything. I am so grateful for having the chance to experience such an amazing moment. I think of that moment everyday and I smile just knowing I spoke to Justin, I met him that little guy I’ve supported for 4 years. I met him. I would like to thank everybody that helped make my dream come true. ONE LAST THING; don’t ever give up on your dreams, fight until you catch up with them. YOU will all meet Justin one day, it could be tomorrow, it be next month, next year. I promise you it will happen. Thank you Justin for being so nice, I love you so much. I will never forget this moment, thank you Alfredo for taking the picture of me and justin. And Scooter, seriously you are the best, I don’t know how anybody can hate you, you made my dream come true, you believed in me. Thank you so so so so so so much. -Chloe @foxybiebs See the rest here: My dream came true on June 10th 2012, the day I met Justin. Well…
Hermione who? Emma Watson has cast off her Hogwarts uniform and good girl image to play the broken Sam in Stephen Chbosky’s adaptation of his own novel, The Perks of Being a Wallflower . Last night The Cinema Society, along with Lancome and Nylon, hosted a special screening of the teen flick at the hip Crosby Street Hotel in Soho – just the kind of event the quirky characters in the film would have loved to attend! But their alter egos were there, as Watson was joined by co-stars Logan Lerman and Ezra Miller. Not only are their performances in the film impressive, but also the respect they have for Chbosky’s novel and the intense issues it addresses. Plus, you have just got to hear Miller’s history with The Rocky Horror Picture show! It’s all in the video below – check it out! Follow Movieline on Twitter . Follow Grace on Twitter .
Looks like congratulations are in order ! It’s been nearly a year since they were first publicly linked – and now Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are husband and wife. A source confirms to PEOPLE that the couple tied the knot Sunday night at Boone Hall Plantation in Mt. Pleasant, S.C., just outside of Charleston. The reception took place in a white tent at the plantation on Sunday evening. Florence Welch (of Florence and the Machine), a good friend of the Gossip Girl star, performed three songs live, and there was also a deejay who spun tunes. PEOPLE also confirmed that a cake was being driven down from Virginia for the event. Lively’s mother and sister were also spotted in town, and a source told PEOPLE that the two had dinner in Charleston with Bette Midler earlier in the weekend. Reps for the two actors had no comment. Lively and Reynolds have been in nesting mode since buying a home in Bedford, N.Y., earlier this year. They have subsequently been seen working out together at a local gym, as well as spending quality time with their families in New York and Vancouver, where Reynolds, PEOPLE’s 2010 Sexiest Man Alive, was born. The two, who costarred together in 2011′s Green Lantern, have stayed relatively mum about their relationship, though Lively, 25, did tell Marie Claire this summer, “It’s definitely attractive when a man can dress well.” Reynolds, 35, was previously married to Scarlett Johansson. The couple divorced in 2010 after two years of marriage. This is the first marriage for Lively, who previously dated her Gossip Girl costar Penn Badgley. Congrats and best of luck to the happy couple! We hope they never need a “Hollyweird Divorce”! Source
WTF?!?! Mixed Martial Arts Fighters Rips Out Friend’s Heart and Tongue While High Off Mushrooms A mixed-martial artist accused of ripping out his friend’s heart and removing his tongue while the two were on hallucinogenic drugs has pleaded guilty to murder and mayhem charges. Jarrod Wyatt of Crescent City, California, agreed to a plea deal in which he will serve 50 years to life in prison, Del Norte County prosecutors said. Wyatt pleaded guilty to first-degree murder involving mayhem in the March 21, 2010, death of his sparring partner, 21-year-old Taylor Powell, prosecutors said. ‘The earliest he’ll be able to see a parole board is 2062,’ District Attorney Jon Alexander said. ‘We saved Taylor’s family the agony from reliving the incident at the trial.’ Wyatt’s attorney, James Fallman, said his 29-year-old client didn’t want to testify at trial and he didn’t want his family to testify. ‘We looked for an agreement that would at least give him the opportunity to be paroled someday,’ Fallman said. ‘As bad as 50 years to life sounds, it’s better than life without the possibility of parole.’ What the hell makes a guy like this eligible for parole?! When police arrived that day at a home at the mouth of the Klamath River, they found Wyatt naked and covered in blood. He told the officers, ‘I killed him,’ and said he had cut out Powell’s heart and tongue, according to court documents. The officers found Powell’s body on the couch of the Requa home. His chest was cut open, and his heart, tongue and the skin of his face were gone, court records said. His heart was found charred in a wood-burning stove. An autopsy determined the organs had been removed while Powell was still alive, the documents said. Witnesses say the two had ingested hallucinogenic mushrooms before the attack and believed they were involved in a struggle between God and the devil. Whatever happened to just having a couple beers and maybe puffin’ a lil’ yahmean with your homies? Why do people want to keep doing these drugs that make them wild the fawk out?!? SMMFH Condolences to Taylor Powell’s family. Image via AP Source
What is this chick smoking? Lindsay Lohan retweets POTUS’ messages as much as the rest of us…but we’re confused by her response to Barack. SMH Much has been made of the celebrity presence at the Republican and Democratic National Conventions, but there’s one tabloid target who hasn’t made much of an impact. Perhaps that’s all about to change, however, because Lindsay Lohan has decided to jump into the fray, and talk taxes. Barack Obama’s Twitter account sent out a quote from one of the president’s speeches. It’s a bit unclear what Lohan is trying to suggest. Perhaps she means that some listed on Forbes magazine’s lists should receive tax cuts if it turns out that they are not, in fact, millionaires. We’ll leave it to you in the comments, but that might just be the most specific tax cut of all time. We hope this hot mess is embarrassed. Source Images via Twitter
Is Kim to blame? Via TMZ reports : Kris Humphries has just been sued by a woman who claims he gave her herpes … TMZ has learned. Kayla Goldberg claims she met Kris in August, 2010 at the Newsroom Cafe on Robertson Blvd. in L.A. They flirted, exchanged numbers, and she claims that night they met up at Trousdale nightclub on the Sunset Strip. According to the suit, Kris came on to Kayla, touching, kissing and dancing with her. Kayla claims he took her to his hotel and they had sex multiple times … including oral sex. The suit claims during a portion of the sexual encounter Kris did not wear a condom. The lawsuit claims Kris did not inform Kayla he had herpes — and she claims in the suit that he did indeed have the disease. Kayla says a week later she was diagnosed with herpes. Her symptoms included a sore throat, fever, body aches and immobilizing pain, as well as extreme vaginal irritation and painful lesions on her genitalia. Kayla — who put her full name in the lawsuit — is suing for unspecified damages. We reached out to Kris for comment …. so far no response. Many people will associate these recent allegations with Kim Kardashian and she stands to lose way more than he does. Do you think Kris may have hired someone to help ruin his ex-wife’s name? Still, this groupie shouldn’t have given mouth hugs to someone she didn’t know. Only thing she’s getting now is some Valtrex pills and cold sores!
Like most Mexican women I know….their tight bodies start to fail them by the time they hit 20…usually they have 4 kids by that time so I just assumed that was the reason….land a man, don’t use contraception lik a good catholic, eat a whole lot of corn and beans, and shit gets fucking sloppy….even when you work the hotel cleaning crew harder, and make more beds than the next mexican…but I guess that has nothing to do with their thickness and it is instead a genetic issue that just comes with being inbred, indigenious, brown, spanish speaking people….or maybe…just maybe…Selena Gomez has turned to emotionally eating since her boyfriend won’t fuck her as he is too busy getting fucked by Usher for personal gain…forcing her to turn to ice cream eating….or maybe….just maybe….Selena Gomez is in a fat suit… Either way, I’d still fuck her like I was molesting her, because I know she’s 20, and that makes all the dirty fantasties okay….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Like the Paranormal Activity films and their cinematic ancestor Poltergeist , The Apparition takes place in what may be the least naturally atmospheric setting out there — suburban California. There’s something welcomingly off-kilter about dropping a supernatural tale in a location so inherently mundane. It’s straightforward enough to spin scares out of creaky mansions in remote areas, cavernously empty hotels and abandoned asylums, but sunny tract housing doesn’t naturally lend itself to spookiness, which makes it all the more immediate and unsettling when a movie manages to make such a thing work. It doesn’t, unfortunately, work in The Apparition , an incomprehensibly garbled, derivative attempt at a horror flick from first-time writer-director Todd Lincoln. The setting may actually be the most interesting aspect of the film, a sparsely occupied, recently constructed planned community in the Los Angeles suburb of Palmdale, where young couple Kelly ( Twilight- er Ashley Greene) and Ben (Sebastian Stan) have just taken up residence in a new house purchased as an investment by Kelly’s mother. With its shiny appliances, pre-installed flatscreen and near-identical exterior to neighboring buildings on the block, the Overlook Hotel it is not, but then it needn’t be, because the pair may have brought their haunting with them. The Apparition is inspired by the Philip Experiment, in which a group of Canadian parapsychologists in the ’70s invented a ghost, gave it a history and tried to imagine it into being by the force of their combined will and thoughts. The film presents a version of this experiment, done in faux aged stock, at its outset before skipping ahead to more modern footage of a recent, disastrous attempt to recreate the deed with scientific equipment, led by college student Patrick (Tom Felton — Draco Malfoy himself). The double framing story presents a captivating concept, of a spirit birthed entirely out of human belief, a self-reinforcing thing once it came into being and started scaring people. But the film essentially drops this idea after introducing it, as it does most of the elements it introduces. Whatever other problems The Apparition ‘s apparition has, bewildering inconsistency is its foremost. At first the spirit is flinging open doors and making banging sounds a la the aforementioned Paranormal Activity , then it’s causing dark stains to appear on the ceiling like Dark Water , then it’s sucking people into walls like Pulse , then it’s taking the form a jerkily crawling ghost woman right out of The Grudge . The apparition, it would seem, has no clear motivation and is of fuzzy origin, but it’s definitely a movie buff, especially when it comes to J-horror. That last scene in particular is such a carbon copy of Kayako, the ghost in Takashi Shimizu’s franchise, and so unlike what’s happened in the haunting thus far (everything has suggested it take the form of a tall, thin man) that it’s almost laughable, as if, having given up on more traditional scares, the apparition has decided to go international. Greene and Stan are both very pretty, and they’re fine actors who are required for the sake of the movie to do extremely silly things. Stan’s character, for instance, keeps his past connection to the spirit secret for no sensical reason, and tries to pretend the paranormal force that’s growing ghost mold on their ceiling and tying their clothes in knots has no interest in them. Greene’s character uncovers her boyfriend’s keepsake trove of videos and other evidence of the experiment gone wrong, and the first thing she asks him about is not why he helped summon some apparent demon thing but who the girl is in the photos with him — were they together ? The primary frightening scene in the film is also its biggest headshaker, in which Kelly is left alone in the house as the lights are shutting off by themselves, and rather than run outside or shriek for help, she uses a thermal imager to peer around the dark downstairs, the soundtrack running an accelerating, thumping heartbeat. It’s a good thing neither Kelly nor Ben are developed enough for the audience to invest in their safety as they heedlessly engage in such hazard-courting behavior, but without characters to latch on to, all that’s left are the scares and the story, neither of which amounts to anything. At only 82 minutes long, The Apparition is so lean you’d think it had to have been edited to bits somewhere, except that there’s no conceivable way that these pieces could have fit together to begin with. With no consistent mythology — at one point the characters drive and drive to take shelter in a Faraday cage that immediately stops working once they get inside — and few original thoughts, The Apparition is distinguished only in being what has to be the lone horror movie to set a climactic scene in a Costco. Follow Alison Willmore on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
