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Candice Swanepoel Skinny in a Little Bikini of the Day

I can’t get enough of this Candice Swanepoel bitch….She’s got a perfect body and these bathing suits fit her like a fucking condom on anyone with an dick bigger than a steroid bitch clit. I love the fact that she’s skinny. I fucking hate fat bitches…or Kim Kardashian sloppy shit that you don’t feel their pelvis bone stab you as you fuck…. I saw a ton of other people freaking out about how skinny she is in the pictures I posted earlier today ….. I just wanted to clarify that it’s OK by me….She’s still got tits and a perfect ass, and nice tones stomach, what’s the fuckin issue? I can only assume the issue is the fact that women run the internet blogs bitching about this hotness…cuz women are catty and jealous….especially when they are dumpy and don’t look like this….cuz I am sure Swanepoel isn’t running her mouth off complaining about how skinny or fat other bitches are…cuz she’s getting paid and doesn’t need to…. FOLLOW ME

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Candice Swanepoel Skinny in a Little Bikini of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens Shows Some Classy Skin

Here’s cutie Vanessa Hudgens in the United Kingdom the other night showing the Brits her hotness at the Sucker Punch premiere in London. I like a chick who’s not afraid to show off a little skin while she gets all dressed up, I think her dress might be on backwards, but what do I know. I know she’s hot and that’s good enough for me. Enjoy.

Cheryl Tweedy Brings The Hotness Back

Now that Kelly Brook has gotten herself all pregnant out of wedlock, I need to resort back to my original favorite British hottie Cheryl Tweedy for my hotness fix. Here she is at some event the other night glowing with sexiness. I knew I could count on her, now if only she’ll move to Los Angeles so we can see her walking around in yoga pants or short shorts from time to time we’d be in business. Call me. more pictures of Cheryl Tweedy here

Lindsay Lohan Is A Hot Piece Of Ass

It’s nice to see that all of Lindsay Lohan’ s latest legal troubles haven’t affected her hotness in the least, here she is looking absolutely amazing in some photoshoot for something nobody gives a crap about. The chick is just sexy, I’d like to scramble her eggs. I don’t really know what that means, but I think it’s appropriate for this situation. Anyhow, I’m a big fan of this Lindsay, she photographs well, I can’t wait to see her in Playboy some day. You know it’s going to have to happen eventually.

Brooklyn Decker’s Sexy Bikini Booty

It’s pretty clear that the big news today is centered around all the hotties from this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition , at least here at Hollywoodtuna, there’s probably some other stuff going on in the world but we’re not going to focus on that right now. Here’s Brooklyn Decker looking sexy, dropping some cleavage and all around teasing us with her hotness in various little bikinis. I love it. I wish everyday was Swimsuit Edition day. Obviously these are just teaser shots, you can check out all the rest of the girls at the Sports Illustrated website

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Brooklyn Decker’s Sexy Bikini Booty

Undervalued Dimes: These Ladies’ Cakes Deserve More Attention

Every day it’s Kim K, Amber Rose and Rosa Acosta like they’re the only fine specimens walking the earth. Fact is, there’s a new crop of dime divas ready to launch themselves into online stardom thanks to their sumptuous baked goods hidden in their trousers. These ladies don’t get enough attention for their hotness but they definitely should.

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Undervalued Dimes: These Ladies’ Cakes Deserve More Attention

Sofia Vergara’s Incredible MILF Booty

I don’t think I need to tell you guys just how hot Sofia Vergara is, but put the Latina MILF in a pair of incredible tights and a slightly see through top and we’ve got ourselves a winner. Here she is doing something somewhere over the weekend, who can keep track of this crap, but she’s showing off some of her hotness so who cares. I still can’t get over the fact that her douche seems to be constantly wearing the same lame blue golf shirt. Is this a thing now? Are all kinds of a-holes walking around in dad golf shirts getting the hottest pieces of tail? I think I’m out of touch. more pictures of Sofia Vergara here

Victoria Justice’s Tongue Looks Healthy

Since Victoria Justice is under the age of 18 and I don’t want to be considered a creepy old man and say something that will get me arrested, I’ll just point out that her tongue looks very healthy. No signs of cracking or discoloration. Good job! Call me in 2 months when you turn 18.

Jessica Alba Gets Spread

Unfortunately, I think this is the closest we’ll ever get to seeing Jessica Alba with her legs spread.