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Charlie Riina Is The Hottest Girl I’ve Ever Seen In My Entire Life!

I’ve been doing this site for almost 11 years and have done roughly 30000 posts. That said, I can honestly say that Charlie Riina is the hottest babe I’ve ever written about. I don’t know too much about her, but I do know she is going to be the next big thing. Mark my words!          

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Shay Mitchell’s Colorful Facial of the Day

Shay Mitchell is another ethnically ambiguous Canadian rich girl who’s parents put her into acting because I guess they thought she was cute and that it would be a good hobby that could lead to the fame they felt she deserved… I know someone who went to the same Boarding School as her in Vancouver, and apparently she was a cunt back then, so I can assume that getting cast on a huge show, and having a huge social media following has made hr more down to earth and respectful of the people around her…that’s usually what giving ego spoiled brats more reason to have egos…does to a motherfucker…just look how it worked out for Bieber… I’ve never met her, I assume she was exported to LA at a young age…because she’s probably still young…and depsite general American beliefs, no, I don’t know Shay Mitchell from Canada…we don’t share an uncle…and despite being the asshole of America, Canada still has 30 million people, I probbaly only know 10 of them…we don’t all share an igloo.. Either way, she posted pics of her face getting jizzed on by some kind of muppet, or Crayola monster…and I figure there’s a fetish in this, because there is a fetish in everything…and you know even the most obscure thing you can think of….a dude has jerked off to it…which makes for a fun game…try to guess something someone hasn’t jerked off to…I’d say a soiled diaper…but I know people into that..so I gotta dig deerper…maybe something like the remnants of road kill on the bumper of a 1950s Ford Pick-Up truck…I mean that’s getting specific…but there’s probably some backwoods freak into that…driving around right now in his truck looking for skunk to run over…it’s the pheromones that get him….. The post Shay Mitchell’s Colorful Facial of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Talula Willis in her Underwear of the Day

Talula Willis is the hottest of the WIllis sisters…I don’t know if she’s the lesbian one, or just the hipster one. I just know that she’s been an ambassador for the nipple campaign and in being an ambassador for the nipple campaign she’s found clever ways to put her nipple out on social media, which I think is a really notable cause, but more importantly, a good use of time…when you have a trust fund, don’t need a job, or even if you work at the local subway, I will like you better if you commit your free time to finding clever ways to show the world your nipple in pics as creatively as possible, so that they won’t get deleted off Instagram to prove a point to the world, and that point is that I can still jerk off to tits like it was the 80s…when her monster of a mom was just sucking dick to get a head The post Talula Willis in her Underwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Xenia Deli Does Calvin Klein Good

I guess we’re no longer the only ones who know that Xenia Deli is hands-down one of the hottest women on the planet. Because after this shoot she did for Calvin Klein, it looks like the secret is officially out. And listen, I’m more than happy to share, as long as it means we’ll be getting more photoshoots like this from Xenia in the future. Now if you’ll excuse me, I think I’m about to pass out from too much blood rushing to my pants region all at once. Yow. Continue reading

Julia Pereira Is The Hottest Swimsuit/Model Designer Ever!

As you guys know, I’m a big fan of  Julia Pereira , the hottest swimsuit models/swimsuit designer out there and one of my current favorites. So here she is showing off her latest designs for Latina.com during International Swim Fashion Week in Curaçao. There’s even a video of Julia telling the site a few of her favorite things. I noticed they didn’t have a category for “favorite blogger,” but I’m guessing they’re probably saving that million dollar question for the follow-up.

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Cameron Diaz for Cosmo of the Day

Here is some Cameron Diaz in Cosmo, because she is an iconic woman who has taken her tall model life and transitioned it early on into an acting career that has made her so much fucking money, and has brought her so much fucking fame, that has led to her fucking so many fucking guys, from actors to producers, all while being the fun girl they wanted to be around to fuck…leading to her ending up with one of the Madden Sisters, who in case you weren’t around in the 90s when they made their pre-Napster stupid rock and roll money, are the lamest fucking dudes in the fucking world… It’s one of those when you get herpes, you stick to your herpes circle of hollywood, and when everyone in the herpes circle is taken and you don’t want to venture into people who aren’t on your level of rich as fuck, or famous as fuck…or you just don’t really know them as well as you know the Madden Sister from all the raging parties they went to in the late 90s together…you kinda just settle with the homie…who you can clearly see past the level of lameness he comes with….while cumming in her… I wonder if they cover that in the interview….”how do you fuck the lamest dude in hollywood, is that a fetish, or a necessity, you’re Cameron Diaz, still hot while old, washed up and menopausal, what the fuck is this Madden sister shit”…. I feel like they don’t…here are the pics.. The post Cameron Diaz for Cosmo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lydia Hearst at the Circus Video of the Day

I posted these pictures of Lydia Hearst last week, and now there is a video. I am a fan… Not only are these the hottest pictures I’ve seen of Lydia Hearst, pretty much ever…they are also the hottest pics I’ve seen in a long time… I guess i just like seeing a model who looks like a fucking model, and who is thin as a model is supposed to be while having some of the best tits ever…you should want to fuck… So Treats, a company built on rich LA creepers seeking out and destroying all the new models that come to town with their lifestyle and amazing photoshoots…with the promise they they too will have Emily Ratajkowski’s career, that was launched by Treats….thanks to the creepers having a good eye for eager tits…also deal in models who are already established and moving away from being models…to create this greatness…so you gotta have some level of respect for them putting their money into this, instead of investing into things that don’t get girls naked…right… Here are the pics again… The post Lydia Hearst at the Circus Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Irina Shayk Belongs In A Bikini

I don’t know why we don’t get more photoshoots like this one from Irina Shayk . I mean, for my money, she’s hands-down one of the hottest women in the world. But for some reason, it’s been at least a couple months since I last did a post on her. And all I know is, in an ideal world, we’d be getting a new bikini photoshoot from Irina every other day. Then again, I’d also be married to Irina while simultaneously dating the rest of the Victoria’s Secret Angels, but for right now, I’d settle for just one of those dreams coming true. » view all 11 photos Continue reading

Olivia Munn Does Esquire

I know I’m always bugging Olivia Munn to give up this whole “acting” thing and get back to her true calling — making nerds’ pants spontaneously combust —  and fingers crossed, but I think she might finally be listening. Because here she is in a new shoot for Esquire Mexico , and these are hands-down the hottest pictures we’ve gotten from Olivia since she went Hollywood. I’ve always said she was talented. Enjoy.

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Candice Swanepoel’s Sexy Maxim Spread

You know how I used to say that fashion mags do a better job coming up with sexy photoshoots these days than the so-called men’s magazines? Yeah, forget about that. Because this shoot Candice Swanepoel did for Maxim isn’t just one of the hottest things I’ve seen all month, it’s one of the best shoots I’ve ever seen from Candice. At least until she agrees to do my “Bloggers, Babes and Hand Bras” series. But for now, enjoy. Because it doesn’t get much better than this. Trust me.

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