Here’s supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio out showing why she’s still one of the hottest MILFs in all of Hollywood, because as you can see, she can make even a pair of mom shorts look downright jaw-dropping. In fact, if Alessandra keeps this up, we might have to change their name. Because they’re no longer “mom shorts” when they’re on a set of legs this hot. They’re officially “MILF shorts.” » view all 15 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews , Fameflynet
I don’t know about these arbitrary, random, pulled out of their ass, paid for by their publicist lists, but I am sure I’ve posted about this so many times before, whether it is People’s list, or any list, I just know the number one slot is died into a big advertiser, like a movie that’s coming out, or a just because the media are whores and do what they are told by the powers who control the news…. So I know that Scarlett Johannson isn’t the hottest shit out there, she’s old, divorced and was never the hottest shit out there, even when she was at her prime…and I assume so does Esquire…because that’s why they shot her from the head up… IT’s almost offensive how dumb we think we are, but even more offensive that they make lists like this in the first place, everyone knows there is no such thing as the hottest girl…in the world…and if there is she’s probably in Russia or in the third world…not getting paid millions to get into a pair of SPANX on set of some shit movie… But I’ll post the pics anyway…because that’s what they want me to do.
It’s hard for me to think of anything interesting to say when dealing with the hottest girl ever to exist, because perfection shouldn’t be tainted by my stupidity. That said, feast your eyes on Candice Swanepoel modelling Agua Bendita swimwear. Enjoy.
It’s Paris Fashion Week…and Rosie Huntington-Whitely, who you may know from Transformers, or more importantly, for being the one who showed Megan Fox she’s a talentless hack, and who I know as one of the hottest models who gets naked for fashion, and who bald guys know as the beacon of hope that they will one day find a Rosie of their own when they are rich, famous and jacked enough…. Well she’s showing off some new trend that showcases her nipples, something I can’t wait to see off the runway and in the local mall…because the internet has made us all whores… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Ginta Lapina is a Latvian model, who according to my Lativan friend is just average looking compared to Latvian girls, who are apparently the hottest breed of communist around…. She’s done a lot of fucking modelling, for a lot of brands, she’s 24 but she’s married to some 48 year old rich dude, like most of these communist girls do, and she’s still getting half naked for underwear companies owned by evil Victoria’s Secret, because it is good for her self esteem and self worth, but more importantly to her rich husband’s ego, if she’s still a working model…I mean not millionaire wants to fuck with an ex model, its bad for social events. Arm candy trophy wives must be signed by an agency.
In the event you were wondering why Miley created a fake scandal at the VMAS with her bad twerking, despite calling herself a twerker and really promoting her twerking and her whole new “I fuck black dudes and love hip hop cuz hip hop is pop music and I am going to prove it”….lifestyle…the whole fuck you Disney, I may live in Beverly Hills in a 20 million dollar house that I never leave because I am a sheltered coddled LA brat, but I relate to urban music….bullshit that is being run by some executives somewhere…cuz they know it is good for business…She’s got everyone talking…and conveniently, her new hip pop album is going to be dropping soon, these are the promo pics, despite the last 5 months of her single, post-engagement life being promotional for this day… I predict she will have a lot of songs that sound like she’s imitating or mocking rappers…but I also predict she’ll sell millions of copies..cuz she’s the hottest thing right now…and I’m totally down with her hustle…
Candice Swanepoel who is not Brazilian, was cast to promote Brasil’s Fashion Night out for their Fashion week…because I guess Brazilians are done with their own models, they send them up here, and take bikini models, make them stand by the pool, not in bikinis…just to be different…kinda like how their hottest prostitutes usually come stock with cock…you know why make things as good as they possibly can be when you can shit on their entire being…. Brazilians don’t have it all figured out…but they do have great asses, and so does Candice who is not Brazilian, but still worth looking out. I know, this post is life changing. Deal with it. I am still drunk.
Wildfox consistently finds the hot young babes. You’d think their team was a bunch of fucking perverts screening 18th birthday listings to find the hottest freshest girls they can find to pose in their clothes…. Here is Nastassia Lindes, also known as YO STAZ YO …I’ve followed her on instagram for a long time…but I like her better in pyjamas, a fetish I never knew I had, but I am glad I have…cuz pyjamas are still worn to bed…and despite not being too revealing…you can still visualize pulling them off after sneaking into her bedroom at night…you sick fuck.
The last You’re Next poster we saw was of the normal variety. Very well done, showcased the general plot of the movie in an entertaining fashion. The You’re Next posters released today? Well they drive home how scary and creepy this movie might be. Instead of releasing a single poster to the media, the team behind You’re Next instead sent individual posters to select websites with a short (somewhat threatening) email. Ryan of ShockTillYouDrop received an email saying “You’ve been chosen. The Animals are on the Hunt. And Ryan… #You’re Next” with the following one-sheet attached. Excuse me as I crawl out of my skin. I am, admittedly, a big ol’ wuss when it comes to scary things but man alive this gives me the heebie jeebies. With the letter ‘T’ you’d have to assume the rest of the poster series likely spells out “You’re Next” so there are eight other sites out there who also received an email with a poster. It’s like a creepy Easter Egg Hunt.
Maria Menounos is ready to lace ’em up once again inside the WWE squared circle. The Extra host was challenged on Twitter to team up with Natalya and compete on the SummerSlam pre-show this Sunday against the Bella Twins, an event that will take place outside Staples Center prior to the company’s major pay-per-view that evening. Menounos has made numerous appearances with WWE, debuting as a competitor in 2009 when she teamed with Kelly Kelly and Gail Kim to defeat Beth Phoenix, Rosa Mendes and Alicia Fox. She also joined forces with Kelly for Wrestlemania XXVII last year. Menounos competed on Dancing with the Stars in 2012 as well, but there’s no truth to the rumor that her finishing move will be a paso doble.
