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Heidi Klum Topless Workout Pictures

These are pictures of Heidi Klum lifting weights in what has to be the hottest workout outfit on the planet. Man she’s strong. Her power must come from those killer boobs hanging out. Why would this outfit even exist? Alright, that’s a stupid question, but what woman in her right mind would actually wear something like this? Pornstars and strippers don’t count. I guess the answer to my question is the woman of my dreams would wear this outfit. All day everyday. Send me your pictures on

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Taylor Lautner Was Always Ripped (Ew)

If it weren't weird enough that, at eighteen, Lautner is being touted as the hottest barely-legal hearthrob since Zac Efron, this vintage pic of the young werewolf is even more unsettling. …Unless, of course, you considered Spy Kids a sexy thriller. Then you're probs totally cool with this pic. View

Hot Promo Video for Some Magazine of the Day

Jacques: The Sports Issue Trailer, ‘Squash’ from Jacques Magazine on Vimeo . If this kind of thing went down in a squash court, or a gym, or really anywhere physical activity takes place, I’d be a skinny fucking man, because this is clearly one of the hottest things I’ve ever seen, sure I’m not the best judge of what is hot and what is not, because I could get off to pictures of kittens playing in the grass cuz I’m just not that picky and don’t really have taste, I’m just down with lookin’ at fuck holes no matter what they are on, but I feel like this is on a whole other level of good and I also feel that if you know the girl in this video, you’re a better person than me….but then again, most people are better people than me…. This is for something called Jacques, I have no idea what that is, but it’s probably something I should get to know, if it wasn’t so french sounding, even though I like french pussy, but I am lazy. Via GO

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Samantha Fox is Still Alive of the Day

In the 80s, Samantha Fox was a big deal. If you were one of the few guys who didn’t find her the hottest pussy around, you’d get beat up for being a faggot, even though by today’s standards she is just a trashy piece of shit with fat tits, because as a species we have come to terms with the fact that big tits aren’t enough to make a bitch relevant… Either way, Here’s some of her old pics…. And Here’s her video called Naughty Girls from the 1980s And Here she is today, with substantially smaller tits, even though her tits were all people cared about, I guess it’s just proof that aging sucks…..especially for her…because we’ve all moved onto new pussy while leaving her with just memories of what was…. Pics via LFI

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Bar Refaeli Mounts The Situation

Filed under: Hot Bodies , Jersey Shore WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?The Situation from “Jersey Shore” was actually allowed to place the hottest women on the planet, Bar Refaeli, on his shoulders during a recent photo shoot for Interview Magazine … while they were … Permalink

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Playboy’s Sexiest Celebrities

Playboy has released their annual Sexiest Celebrities list which is just an excuse for us to post a ton of pictures of the hottest celebrities in Hollywood. Click through the gallery to check out Megan Fox , Jessica Alba , Scarlett Johansson , Angelina Jolie and Nicole Scherzinger to name of the few babes that made the cut.

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Taylor Wane Has Stupid Old Porn Tits of the Day

I have a thing for seriously weathered retired pornstars with stupid fucking tits, but only when they are out in public pretending they are almost normal, except for their really stupid fucking tits, when you can just go home and google their name to see some of their porn work , because I was in line earlier today behind the hottest 19 year old ass I have seen in a long fucking time, I wish I coulda gone home and googled her name to see her in action. It’s like all girls should have a fucking profile of their nude pics, dick sucking videos, and fucking videos, because all girls are doing it, why the fuck can’t I be in on it, even just as a voyeur, especially since getting that pussy to give me what I want will never happen since I am a married homeless looking man 19 year olds don’t really get naked for…so if she had any decency, the bitch would follow Taylor Wane’s lead and get a catalog of her nakedness online….cunt…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Kim Kardashian Ready to Be Toast of Fashion Week

Kim Kardashian was already the hottest dish of the Super Bowl, but, one week later, it’s time to dominate New York Fashion Week. The tents at Bryant Park open this morning, and the…

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Charlize Theron’s Hard Nipple in the Rain of the Day

I wish a hard nippled could get me hard, but even when it is on the hottest bitch, it just doesn’t do anything for me. I don’t think it’s got anything to do with me being a fag, but more to do with being desensitized. See, when I was 16 this shit on one of the girls in my class was enough to make me cum, maybe it was cuz they were 16 and I’m into that demographic, but I doubt that’s got anything to do with finding shit boring now. I need my pussy doin’ puppet shoes and circus tricks, but I do know that Charlize Theron is always hot, even in that movie Monster. She is the reason I want to get Aids in South Africa. Pics via Fame

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Candice Swanepoel Forgot To Wear Her Bra

Here is Victoria’s Secret model Candice Swanepoel launching some new line of lingerie in a retarded pink t-shirt. Why do they do this shit to me? Do they find it funny? Does it amuse them? You’re the biggest lingerie company in the world, you’ve got a stable full of the hottest models science can produce, so why not dress them up in some little outfits and prance them around like they were meant to be? Now I’ve got a disappointed hard on. I hope you’re happy.