The Apple Watch is HERE! Okay, the Apple Watch is almost here. But Apple CEO Tim Cook took to the stage on Monday in San Francisco to unveil the final details regarding the much-hyped product that will be available to own on April 24. But interested users will be able to pre-order to Apple Watch on April 10 and try it on in stores on that date. The most basic version of the item (Apple Watch Sport) will retail at $349, while upgrading face sizes and material will cause the price to rise accordingly. For instance, a stainless steel version will cost $549, while the 18-karat gold Apple Watch Edition starts at $10,000. Seriously. As for why one would want to own the Apple Watch? Its main features will include… A built-in Activity app that depicts how many calories one has burned in a day; how much exercise one has undergone; and how much one has stood up. The Apple Watch will also summarize one’s workout week and offer tips for how to improve. User will be able take their finger and swipe up from the bottom of the watch face to check the weather, take a peek at one’s calendar and/or control one’s music. The Apple Watch will support third-party apps (yes, you’ll be able to summon an Uber car from your wrist). Siri will be in the house! Or inside the watch, as the case may be. Any notification you receive on your iPhone will be viewable on the Apple Watch, just a tap away. Apple Watch owners will have the option to communicate with one another by drawing on the device’s screen. These doodles will be animated, illustrating how they were drawn and then they will vanish from the display. Through a speaker and microphone, one will be able to answer a phone call via the watch. The battery will last for 18 hours. The Apple Watch is named after Gwyneth Paltrow’s daughter, Apple. That last one is a joke. Will you be purchasing an Apple Watch?
Carmen Electra is old as fuck, and the problem with old as fuck girls with a lot of plastic surgery, who still go out and party like they are fabulous, even though they aren’t, but don’t realize they aren’t, because people around them suck up to them….is that they end up looking like trannies… Thanks to science and not making babies..she defies gravity…space and time…age….and dignity…by being shameless and still willing to get on the beach, all BOTOXED, because I guess she needs to make money, but more importantly, she needs to be made to feel like she’s still pretty, because that validation is all she’s ever known…and the fact is, I kind of like the real housewife, porn looking old lady still holding on vibe…despite menopause..because despite the weathered vagina, the broken soul under the leathery skin, brings me happiness… The post Carmen Electra in a Beach Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Amelia Shepherd tried her best go to “The Distance” on Grey’s Anatomy Season 11 Episode 14 . She operated on Dr. Herman’s tumor. Again and again and again and again. We opened the hour with Amelia crying out some anxiety in the bathroom before her voiceover told us how a surgeon must “always be prepared to lose, but never fail.” She steeled herself for the long procedure to come, taking on a superhero persona with Stephanie prior to cutting Herman open. With her colleagues watching from the gallery, Amelia quickly realized just how daunting this would be. In time, she literally froze, getting trapped inside Herman’s head, unable to move without snipping out a vital part of her brain (Editor’s Note: We could never be brain surgeons.) Panicked, Amelia pleased with Richard to get Richard on a plane. STAT. But Richard remain calm, kept Amelia calm and helped her clear the optic nerve. After Stephanie collapsed from exhaustion (around the 13-hour mark), Meredith scrubbed in and Amelia learned just how tough it was to work while wearing thick gloves to protect her from radiation. So, to Owen’s horror as you’ll see when you watch Grey’s Anatomy online , she took the gloves off, making the procedure easier… but also risking disease and cutting her exposure time in half. But she forged on and succeeded! When Stephanie woke up, Amelia let her close up the patient’s head and then sank into an emotional heap on the hallway floor. Elsewhere, Miranda was concerned over Arizona taking over the complicated case of Glenda. But Robbins stood up to Bailey, delivering the baby and saving the mother’s life. Afterward, Arizona broke down when Callie came in with an update on her mentor. Finally, with Arizona by her side, Herman awoke. She seemed like herself… except she was completely blind. Still, she made a point of telling Arizona that she was alive solely due to her persistence. She had picked the right horse and she knew it. Where will all this go next week on Grey’s Anatomy Season 11 Episode 15 ? We’ll be tuning in to find out! 13 Unrealistic TV Shows We Love Anyway 1. Full House Alternate title: Three men and three little ladies. Don’t even pretend you never wished for an Uncle Jesse of your very own. 2. The Walking Dead View Photo Zombie. Apocalypse. Need we say more? 3. Revenge We’re basically tuning in to Revenge for Emily Thorne’s wardrobe. No one’s closet is THAT fabulous in real life. 4. The Bachelor View Photo So Sean Lowe MIGHT HAVE been successful at finding love on The Bachelor, but let’s be real. We watch this unrealistic show for the trainwreck-crazypants drama that unfolds every season. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. The Bachelorette View Photo Much like it’s male-driven counterpart, The Bachelorette is a cause for much Monday night rubbernecking as we tune in to see if that season’s woman will find love. The hopeless romantic inside us hopes she does. 6. ALF He’s an alien from Melmac who eats cats. We love him anyway. 7. Days of Our Lives How many times can one person get married? Is a person really dead if there’s no body? (No.) And yet? We tune in religiously. 8. Friends It’s totes possible to live in Manhattan and survive on a coffeehouse waitress salary. Yep. totally. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Dawson’s Creek DAWSON’S CREEK IS TOTALLY REAL LIFE AND YOU WILL NEVER CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE! 10. 24 How many times does Jack Bauer have to save the President and the country before we believe he’s maybe NOT a terrorist? Sheesh! We’re so ungrateful. 11. Boy Meets World It’s so great to solve all your problems in 30 minutes or less just by talking to your high school principal. 12. The Vampire Diaries and The Originals Vampires. Werewolves. Hybrids. Doppelgangers. Witches. Magical Miracle Babies. Elijah Mikaelson. Damon Salvatore. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Grey’s Anatomy View Photo Medical dramas are among the most unrealistic of the unrealistic and we love them anyway. (What’s not to love, really?) The End. Up Next: ” 13 Unrealistic TV Shows We Love Anyway .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Suki Waterhouse is some relevant it-girl model who hangs with Cara Delevinge because they are both spoiled girls from the UK….only Suki Waterhouse is a little less relevant, probably a lot better looking, and clever enough to date an Academy Award nominated, yet annoying Bradley Cooper, because dating dudes who are top of their game is good for a model career and the lifestyle is nice too. The fun thing about Suki Waterhouse even though she’s Bradley Cooper’s Girlfriend…I have been told by 5 or 6 different girls that they’ve banged Bradley Cooper…as recent as a few months ago…so I guess she’s more like one of those sugar babies who knows her role, lets her dude do his thing as long as he keeps her as his main, even if it gives her herpes..because she knows what’s important in life. The post Suki Waterhouse in a See Through Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
According to the archives, I did my first post on Anna Sophia Berglund here almost three whole years ago, and then we haven’t seen the former Playboy Playmate since. And while I’m getting a little sad just thinking about all the great bikini and lingerie pictures we’ve probably missed, better late than never I guess. So here’s Anna Sophia doing a new bikini shoot at the beach, and here’s her Instagram to help you catch up on what she’s been up to these past few years. Just take it slow, you can’t make up for that much lost time all at once. Believe me, I tried. And now I’m sitting here with an ice pack down my sweatpants. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading →
We don’t see Eva Longoria around too much anymore, probably because now that Desperate Housewives has been off the air for a couple years, she’s kind of irrelevant these days. But I’ve always been a fan of that juicy booty of hers, especially when it’s stuffed into a tight dress like it is here. So I’m happy to help Eva keep her 15 minutes of fame going, and if you ask me, these shots probably bought her at least another 30 seconds. Hell, maybe even 45 if I can finally hit that new personal best. Wish me luck. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Yesterday, we found out that Chris Brown is a father. Shortly thereafter, we learned that Chris’ longtime girlfriend, Karrueche Tran, was “blindsided” by the news of the Breezy baby, as he knocked up Nia Amey 18 months ago , yet somehow kept the love child under wraps. It was the latest douche move in a lifetime of douchiness for Brown, and if anyone can put this D-bag in his place, it’s Chrissy Teigen. Unfortunately, she’ll never get the chance: Chrissy revealed today that Chris blocked her on Twitter, but instead of revealing why, she simply posted a sarcastic (we hope) frowny face. From there, Chrissy suffered the full wrath of Breezy biggest fans. In other news: Chris Brown fans exist, for some reason. “Oh god you’re exhausting,” Chrissy tweeted in response to all the hate. “My fault for forgetting “teams” still exist…I stopped believing you guys are really this aggro all the time and are just bored. I gotta stop giving these people attention.” So it seems that Chrissy did something to piss Chris off, and when she boasted about it (as she should) Breezy fans went into assault mode (which is their default setting). What we want to know is – what did Chrissy do? Granted, Chris loses his cool pretty easily, but she must have done something to get blocked, right? Maybe not. Maybe Brown was just anticipating that Chrissy would trash talk him for sleeping around on his devoted girlfriend, or make fun of him for naming his daughter Royalty . We may never know. But we do know that we’re disappointed Brown put a stop to Chris vs. Chrissy before it even got started. It could’ve been a good one. 25 Pics of Chris Brown Thuggin’ It! 1. Chris Brown Virginity View Photo Chris Brown says he lost his virginity at age eight. And is a beast at sex as a result. 2. Chris Brown Smoking Weed View Photo Chris Brown smoking weed – 3 joints at the same time no less. What a class act as always. 3. Chris Brown Mugshot View Photo Chris Brown’s mug shot following his D.C. assault arrest in 2013. 4. Chris Brown in Court (May 2014) View Video Nothing says thug quite like the ol’ orange jumpsuit. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Chris Brown Thrusting View Photo Chris Brown does his seductive thing on stage. In GIF form. 6. Chris Brown Smoking Photo View Photo Chris Brown has himself a cigarette. Smoking is a thing that he does from time to time. 7. Chris Brown Teeth View Photo Chris Brown’s teeth have seen better days. Lookin a little busted, dat grill. 8. Chris Brown Arm Tattoos View Photo Check out Chris Brown’s arm tattoos. Those are some serious tats. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Chris Brown RAGE! View Photo Chris Brown has that rage in his eyes again. Okay, it’s just during his performance at the Billboard Music Awards, but still. 10. Chris Brown Lookin’ Ridic View Photo Chris Brown looking ridiculous, even by his lofty standards. 11. Christopher Brown Picture View Photo Chris Brown. Always one to count on for news. 12. Chris Brown is a Douche View Photo At least in this photo. We get it man! You’re cool! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Chris Brown, Rihanna: Thug Life View Photo Chris Brown and Rihanna are here to wish you a Merry Christmas …. Thug Life style. 14. Chris Brown: Terrorist View Photo Chris Brown is a terrorist … for Halloween, at least. Check out dude’s costume. 15. Chris Brown Grinding View Photo Chris Brown grinds up on some sexy lady not named Rihanna or Karrueche. 16. Chris Brown Shirtless Picture View Photo Chris Brown shirtless. And looking like kind of a douche. A ripped douche, but still douchey. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Champagne Shower View Photo Chris Brown is about to produce a champagne shower like no other. Karrueche Tran, get ready. 18. Chris Brown, Champagne View Photo Chris Brown is a class act, as demonstrated by this photo of him at the club. Champagne showers, anyone? From Chris Brown’s mouth? 19. Chris Brown Shirtless Pic View Photo Chris Brown partying without a shirt at W.I.P. nightclub in New York. Not long after this pic was taken, crazy stuff went down. 20. Chris Brown Twitpic View Photo Chris Brown was hurt in a fight with Drake’s entourage. Yes, he actually got into a fight with guys for once. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Contemplative Chris View Photo Chris Brown contemplates life as he sees it. This is just before he reportedly flew into a blinding rage behind the scenes of Good Morning America. 22. Chris Brown Grabs Crotch View Photo Chris Brown grabs some crotch in concert. Lovely. 23. Chris Brown Topless View Photo Chris Brown likes to blow his top. Or perform without one in this case. 24. Beat Women, Not Animals View Photo Words to live by from a Chris Brown meme right here ladies and gentlemen. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Chris Brown Jumpsuit View Photo Chris Brown rocks an orange jumpsuit quite often these days. It’s like his fashion go-to. 26. Rihanna Beaten Face Poster View Photo This is one way to advertise a Chris Brown concert. Point, Stockholm, Sweden. The End. Up Next: ” 25 Pics of Chris Brown Thuggin’ It! .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Yesterday, we found out that Chris Brown is a father. Shortly thereafter, we learned that Chris’ longtime girlfriend, Karrueche Tran, was “blindsided” by the news of the Breezy baby, as he knocked up Nia Amey 18 months ago , yet somehow kept the love child under wraps. It was the latest douche move in a lifetime of douchiness for Brown, and if anyone can put this D-bag in his place, it’s Chrissy Teigen. Unfortunately, she’ll never get the chance: Chrissy revealed today that Chris blocked her on Twitter, but instead of revealing why, she simply posted a sarcastic (we hope) frowny face. From there, Chrissy suffered the full wrath of Breezy biggest fans. In other news: Chris Brown fans exist, for some reason. “Oh god you’re exhausting,” Chrissy tweeted in response to all the hate. “My fault for forgetting “teams” still exist…I stopped believing you guys are really this aggro all the time and are just bored. I gotta stop giving these people attention.” So it seems that Chrissy did something to piss Chris off, and when she boasted about it (as she should) Breezy fans went into assault mode (which is their default setting). What we want to know is – what did Chrissy do? Granted, Chris loses his cool pretty easily, but she must have done something to get blocked, right? Maybe not. Maybe Brown was just anticipating that Chrissy would trash talk him for sleeping around on his devoted girlfriend, or make fun of him for naming his daughter Royalty . We may never know. But we do know that we’re disappointed Brown put a stop to Chris vs. Chrissy before it even got started. It could’ve been a good one. 25 Pics of Chris Brown Thuggin’ It! 1. Chris Brown Virginity View Photo Chris Brown says he lost his virginity at age eight. And is a beast at sex as a result. 2. Chris Brown Smoking Weed View Photo Chris Brown smoking weed – 3 joints at the same time no less. What a class act as always. 3. Chris Brown Mugshot View Photo Chris Brown’s mug shot following his D.C. assault arrest in 2013. 4. Chris Brown in Court (May 2014) View Video Nothing says thug quite like the ol’ orange jumpsuit. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Chris Brown Thrusting View Photo Chris Brown does his seductive thing on stage. In GIF form. 6. Chris Brown Smoking Photo View Photo Chris Brown has himself a cigarette. Smoking is a thing that he does from time to time. 7. Chris Brown Teeth View Photo Chris Brown’s teeth have seen better days. Lookin a little busted, dat grill. 8. Chris Brown Arm Tattoos View Photo Check out Chris Brown’s arm tattoos. Those are some serious tats. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Chris Brown RAGE! View Photo Chris Brown has that rage in his eyes again. Okay, it’s just during his performance at the Billboard Music Awards, but still. 10. Chris Brown Lookin’ Ridic View Photo Chris Brown looking ridiculous, even by his lofty standards. 11. Christopher Brown Picture View Photo Chris Brown. Always one to count on for news. 12. Chris Brown is a Douche View Photo At least in this photo. We get it man! You’re cool! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Chris Brown, Rihanna: Thug Life View Photo Chris Brown and Rihanna are here to wish you a Merry Christmas …. Thug Life style. 14. Chris Brown: Terrorist View Photo Chris Brown is a terrorist … for Halloween, at least. Check out dude’s costume. 15. Chris Brown Grinding View Photo Chris Brown grinds up on some sexy lady not named Rihanna or Karrueche. 16. Chris Brown Shirtless Picture View Photo Chris Brown shirtless. And looking like kind of a douche. A ripped douche, but still douchey. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Champagne Shower View Photo Chris Brown is about to produce a champagne shower like no other. Karrueche Tran, get ready. 18. Chris Brown, Champagne View Photo Chris Brown is a class act, as demonstrated by this photo of him at the club. Champagne showers, anyone? From Chris Brown’s mouth? 19. Chris Brown Shirtless Pic View Photo Chris Brown partying without a shirt at W.I.P. nightclub in New York. Not long after this pic was taken, crazy stuff went down. 20. Chris Brown Twitpic View Photo Chris Brown was hurt in a fight with Drake’s entourage. Yes, he actually got into a fight with guys for once. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Contemplative Chris View Photo Chris Brown contemplates life as he sees it. This is just before he reportedly flew into a blinding rage behind the scenes of Good Morning America. 22. Chris Brown Grabs Crotch View Photo Chris Brown grabs some crotch in concert. Lovely. 23. Chris Brown Topless View Photo Chris Brown likes to blow his top. Or perform without one in this case. 24. Beat Women, Not Animals View Photo Words to live by from a Chris Brown meme right here ladies and gentlemen. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Chris Brown Jumpsuit View Photo Chris Brown rocks an orange jumpsuit quite often these days. It’s like his fashion go-to. 26. Rihanna Beaten Face Poster View Photo This is one way to advertise a Chris Brown concert. Point, Stockholm, Sweden. The End. Up Next: ” 25 Pics of Chris Brown Thuggin’ It! .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
A verdict has been reached in the Jodi Arias cast. The 34-year old was convicted of first degree murder in May 2013 after a jury unanimously concluded that she killed her ex-boyfriend, Travis Alexander. Alexander’s corpse was found in his home’s bathroom five days after the brutal crime was committed. He had been shot in the head and stabbed 27 times, while his throat had been slit from ear to ear. Testimony in Arias’s trial started in January 2013. Four months later, after spending 18 days on the witness stand, Arias was found guilty of this heinous crime. After a Phoenix jury declared a few days later that it could not agree on whether or not to recommend the death penalty for Arias, a Superior Court judge scheduled a trial that would focus solely on the killer’s penalty. And now the verdict has come on: after deliberating for five days, the jury could not reach a unanimous decision. As a result of a hung jury, Judge Sherry Stephens is now tasked with deciding Arias’ sentence: whether she will be in prison for life or have the possibility for parole after 25 years. The death penalty is no longer an option. 16 Celebrities Who May Have Killed People 1. O.J. Simpson View Photo O.J. Simpson was arrested for the murder of his wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and Ronald Goldman, leading to the trial of the century in 1994-95. 2. Aaron Hernandez View Photo Aaron Hernandez has now been named in not one, but THREE murders. Three. 3. Lane Garrison View Photo In December 2006, Prison Break star Lane Garrison was responsible for a car crash which left a teenager dead. He was sentenced to 40 months in jail. 4. Phil Spector View Photo Phil Spector shot and killed 40 year old actress Lana Clarkson. He’s behind bars for life. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Brandy View Photo Brandy Norwood hit a car in front of her by failing to brake in time, killing the driver in front of her. Brandy took full responsibility for the accident, but was never charged. 6. Vince Neil View Photo Vince Neil killed a man and seriously injured two others during a 1984 drunk driving accident. He served 15 days of his 30 day jail sentence. 7. Robert Blake Robert Blake was arrested and tried for killing his wife, Bonnie Lee Bakley. He was found innocent, but was helpd liable for her death in a civil suit. 8. Laura Bush Former FLOTUS Laura Bush ran a stop sign at 17 years old and killed a classmate. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Jayson Williams Former NBA stay Jayson Williams was giving a tour of his house and was playing with a shotgun that discharged and killed his limo driver. 10. Don King Boxing promoter Don King was actually accused of two murders but convicted of only one. He served just under 4 years in prison. 11. Snoop Dogg View Photo So SNOOP wasn’t the one who pulled the trigger, but his bodyguard was. He was still arrested in the death of a rival gang member and represented by Johnnie Cochran. 12. Donte Stallworth Football player Donte Stallworth killed a man during a drunk driving incident. He pled guilty and served 30 days in jail. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Rebecca Gayheart Rebecca Gayheart struck and killed a boy in a crosswalk when she didn’t want to stop and wait behind the line of cars who’d stopped to let the boy cross the street. 14. J.R. Smith Basketball player J.R. Smith swerved around a car at a stop sign and crashed his car, killing his passenger. He served 24 days of a 90 day sentence. 15. Sid Vicious Sid Vicious allegedly stabbed his girlfriend Nancy Spurgeon to death while they were high. He died of a heroin overdose several months later. 16. Suge Knight View Photo Suge Knight has been charged with murder. The charge came down in February 2015 due to a hit and run incident in California. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. The End. Up Next: ” 16 Celebrities Who May Have Killed People .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
A verdict has been reached in the Jodi Arias cast. The 34-year old was convicted of first degree murder in May 2013 after a jury unanimously concluded that she killed her ex-boyfriend, Travis Alexander. Alexander’s corpse was found in his home’s bathroom five days after the brutal crime was committed. He had been shot in the head and stabbed 27 times, while his throat had been slit from ear to ear. Testimony in Arias’s trial started in January 2013. Four months later, after spending 18 days on the witness stand, Arias was found guilty of this heinous crime. After a Phoenix jury declared a few days later that it could not agree on whether or not to recommend the death penalty for Arias, a Superior Court judge scheduled a trial that would focus solely on the killer’s penalty. And now the verdict has come on: after deliberating for five days, the jury could not reach a unanimous decision. As a result of a hung jury, Judge Sherry Stephens is now tasked with deciding Arias’ sentence: whether she will be in prison for life or have the possibility for parole after 25 years. The death penalty is no longer an option. 16 Celebrities Who May Have Killed People 1. O.J. Simpson View Photo O.J. Simpson was arrested for the murder of his wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and Ronald Goldman, leading to the trial of the century in 1994-95. 2. Aaron Hernandez View Photo Aaron Hernandez has now been named in not one, but THREE murders. Three. 3. Lane Garrison View Photo In December 2006, Prison Break star Lane Garrison was responsible for a car crash which left a teenager dead. He was sentenced to 40 months in jail. 4. Phil Spector View Photo Phil Spector shot and killed 40 year old actress Lana Clarkson. He’s behind bars for life. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Brandy View Photo Brandy Norwood hit a car in front of her by failing to brake in time, killing the driver in front of her. Brandy took full responsibility for the accident, but was never charged. 6. Vince Neil View Photo Vince Neil killed a man and seriously injured two others during a 1984 drunk driving accident. He served 15 days of his 30 day jail sentence. 7. Robert Blake Robert Blake was arrested and tried for killing his wife, Bonnie Lee Bakley. He was found innocent, but was helpd liable for her death in a civil suit. 8. Laura Bush Former FLOTUS Laura Bush ran a stop sign at 17 years old and killed a classmate. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Jayson Williams Former NBA stay Jayson Williams was giving a tour of his house and was playing with a shotgun that discharged and killed his limo driver. 10. Don King Boxing promoter Don King was actually accused of two murders but convicted of only one. He served just under 4 years in prison. 11. Snoop Dogg View Photo So SNOOP wasn’t the one who pulled the trigger, but his bodyguard was. He was still arrested in the death of a rival gang member and represented by Johnnie Cochran. 12. Donte Stallworth Football player Donte Stallworth killed a man during a drunk driving incident. He pled guilty and served 30 days in jail. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Rebecca Gayheart Rebecca Gayheart struck and killed a boy in a crosswalk when she didn’t want to stop and wait behind the line of cars who’d stopped to let the boy cross the street. 14. J.R. Smith Basketball player J.R. Smith swerved around a car at a stop sign and crashed his car, killing his passenger. He served 24 days of a 90 day sentence. 15. Sid Vicious Sid Vicious allegedly stabbed his girlfriend Nancy Spurgeon to death while they were high. He died of a heroin overdose several months later. 16. Suge Knight View Photo Suge Knight has been charged with murder. The charge came down in February 2015 due to a hit and run incident in California. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. The End. Up Next: ” 16 Celebrities Who May Have Killed People .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
