It’s pumpkin patch season which is code for Los Angeles girls of all levels of fame going to the pumpkin patch as part of a PR campaign, to choose their Halloween pumpkin, because either the Farmer’s Market pays them to do it, or they just really feel the need to hand pick their pumpkins instead of trusting their assistants to do it….and since the paparazzi camp out there – it gets well documented…and one of the many Pumpkin patch stunts is the pumpkin titties – that Shay Mitchell from Pretty Little Liars, who despite not being household, is famous as fuck with the under 20s…is demonstrating… I feel like you can masturbate to this, because you can masturbate to anything. You’re a masturbting hero…
Monday, on VH1’s Love & Hip Hop Hollywood Season 1 Episode 5, the truth finally came out for some of the key players in the game. Emphasis on players. Appropriately titled “Truth Be Told,” Love & Hip Hop Hollywood Season 1 Episode 5 saw Mally Mall promises Nikki that he and Masika are done. Done. Are they, though? Can anyone really trust this upstanding man? Apparently not. Nikki says both of them need to meet with Masika so he can tell her to her face that he’s Nikki’s and that it’s over. This is going to be fun. Teairra Mari, meanwhile, is teaming up with Yung Berg on a new collaboration that is surely not going to go over well with Hazel, not that he cares apparently. Masika and Hazel get together and talk about how much Teairra sucks, and vow to ignore their men and play hard to get, ’cause who needs ’em. Sure. Teairra tells Nikki she’s working with Berg, which Nikki says she supports if it’s not messy. Teairra’s issues with Morgan may be a different story, though. Omarion and Apryl meet with a midwife to talk about the childbirth, which they want to be natural and at the house … but there’s the small issue of his mom. Specifically, she’s very negative, stressful and painful. If you watch Love & Hip Hop Hollywood online , you know that this has been a recurring source of stress for the couple, and it’s not going away anytime soon. Nikki shows up at Ray J’s video shoot, ready to confront Morgan and things get heated quickly, with the Kim Kardashian sex tape maker forced to intervene. Between these two, Ray J and Princess Love , there is more animosity involving one quasi-celebrity than we ever thought we would see, even on VH1. That’s saying something, when you think about it. Morgan is upset about Ray not sticking up for her, and how as a foster child no one has been in her life consistently, which is why she values him so. Hazel meets with Berg to confront him for working with Teairra, and like Omarion going to talk some sense into his mother, it’s very much an uphill battle. Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood Cast Photos 1. Teairra Mari Teairra Mari is a cast member on VH1’s Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood. She has been with Ray J off and on for years. “I find Apryl selfish and materialistic,” she says, bluntly. Ouch. Apryl may be able to fool Omarion, but not her, she adds, and but he tells her she will not be at the birth and that she needs to apologize to Apryl. At least for now, Omarion scores a rare victory over his mother, although you know she’s going to be casting a wide shadow over him, Apryl and that baby. Morgan tells Ray how she doesn’t feel appreciated for everything she does, while he replies that yes, he loves her like family, but she needs to do her job. That would be the job of his assistant, like it or not. “Just stay on point,” Ray J tells his employee. Mally Mall, meanwhile, has called Masika over to lay down the law. Or something. “You know who my girl is. You know who I’m with. You know what it is,” Mally says. Masika denies knowing what it is, like at all. “All I’m saying is don’t lie,” Masika says to her shady man. “There should never be a time when another woman tells you something you should have told me.” After Nikki arrives, Masika says she doesn’t really give a f–k about them but is pretty darn pissed about the lies and “game” that led to this in the first place. Nikki, for her part, is not a big fan of the fact that Masika claims to have slept with Mally Mall, which he denies and which Masika insists really did occur. “You’ve proven that you’re a liar. You’ve just proven that,” she tells him, then goes to throw down with Nikki on the way out the door before he breaks it up. Good times in the life of Mally Mall .
If you haven’t heard, Claudia Jordan earned herself a peach on “Real Housewives of Atlanta!” With all the speculation about who would be joining the cast, Bravo finally made…
Snakes on a Plane met Agatha Christie on Doctor Who Season 8 Episode 8 . With the Doctor and Clara on the verge of a split, our hero and our heroine VWORPed their way aboard the show’s unusual talk of the most famous fictional train ever: the Orient Express. The wanted to remember the good time and enjoy one final trip before going their separate ways. Watch Doctor Who Season 8 Episode 8 Online But the murders kept coming, and suddenly this pair was racing time to save both the day and also their own relationship. There wasn’t much of a pay-off to the conclusion of last’s week episode, which left Clara angry and distrusting of her companion. That was a bit irritating, as the series used a time-hop to easily place these two back together. However, as the hour went on, the Doctor’s practical mindset (and lack of subsequent emotion) seeped out little by little, helping Clara’s frustrations rise to the surface once again. It maybe would have been nice to see these two actually apart for a little while, though at least the Christie-inspired mystery made for an entertaining viewing. The mummy, for one thing, was a very cool addition to the series. Once you saw it, you only had 66 seconds to live. YIKES! What did everyone else think of this installment? Is Peter Capaldi growing on you as the title character? Do you wish we’d see more tension between Clara and the Doctor? Or even less of them as a united team for a change? Sound off in the Comments section if you saw the episode and go watch Doctor Who online via TV Fanatic if you need to catch up.
Jail. Prison. The clink. The slammer. Lockup. The brig. Up the river. The pen. The pound. The black hole. Call it whatever you’d like, but for the 19 celebrities listed below, the Big House has simply been called home at least once in their lives … 19 Stars Who Have Gone to the Slammer 1. Lil Wayne The possession of drugs and weapons on his tour bus put Lil Wayne in jail for five months. That’s fewer months than children the rapper has out of wedlock. With Teresa Giudice having been sentenced to over a year in prison last week, we thought we’d try to comfort The Real Housewives of New Jersey star by at least proving that she isn’t alone. Plenty of famous people have spent time behind bars, for offenses that range from drunk driving to weapons possession; and for terms that lasted from two years to, well, three hours. Who devoted a good portion of their lives to watching their back? Which star was without her freedom for a shorter duration than it would take to watch The Wolf of Wall Street? Cycle through the above gallery and find out now!
Actress Misty Upham has been reported missing in Washington State and her family is reportedly fearing the worst regarding the August: Osage County star. The actress, 32, was last seen walking by herself from an apartment Sunday near Auburn, Wash., where her dad says she told him she was going to see friends. That was six days ago. The acclaimed Native American actress played housekeeper in August: Osage County and was nominated for an Independent Spirit Award for 2008’s Frozen River . She had been working recently, including filming a role alongside Jennifer Aniston in the upcoming movie Cake , but no one knows where she is right now. “Our officers responded to her apartment where she lives with her parents on Sunday for a suicidal call,” Commander Steve Stocker said late Friday. “When our officers got there, she had already packed up some belongings and left the apartment, so the officers were not able to contact or find her.” The following day, Upham’s father, Charles, tried to get her listed officially as a missing person, though she is not technically “missing and endangered.” According to Washington state law, the person’s missing occurrence has to be “unexplainable, involuntary or suspicious,” according to local police. As authorities see it, “she took some things with her, she has a bus pass and access to some money, and [the case] has been assigned to a detective.” They aren’t, however, “putting additional resources [to look for her].” This isn’t the first time police have responded with concern to a situation involving Misty Upham . In fact, there have been four suicide calls in recent years. “She hasn’t been in contact with her family or friends since her disappearance,” Charles Upham said, adding that Misty has an unspecified “medical condition.” “She had recently changed her medication, so she was sort of having erratic behavior. She told me and her mom that we didn’t have to worry about her anymore.” “I thought it sounded suicidal myself, so I called the police. She’s always been a suicidal person. She used to make [suicide] threats, but she never went through with it.” “I think that she is either in a place where she can’t get help … maybe she fell down and broke her leg and something, or she got in with the wrong crowd.” “I don’t think she would have taken her own life,” the concerned father added, even if forced to consider the possibility. “I don’t want to think she is dead.” Here’s wishing for her safe and swift return.
