I figure what better way to celebrate the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle for you virgin loser weirdos…that to showcase a porn model named April O’Neil…who did this pretty awesome set for PENTHOUSE …a magazine that I hold near and dear to my heart, because really the erotica they were producing in the late 70s was art…now it’s a little more vulgar…but it’s still part of a legacy that I can totally relate to and will forever feel a bond with…. I don’t know much about April O’Neil, I just know she’s pretty fucking glorious…at least in these pics…and at 4 am…these pics are all that matter…you can see her dirtier pics HERE TO SEE MORE OF HER AND OTHER BABES CLICK HERE TO SEE MORE OF HER AND OTHER BABES CLICK HERE
We know, we know: it seemed like a good idea at the time. Right, Kim Kardashian? Correct, dude on the train tracks? Isn’t that what you thought, guy in front of a swan? But even the best laid plans sometimes go waste – and such was the fate for the following selfie subjects. Some got attacked by animals. Others got arrested as a result of taking an idiotic self-portrait. And one couple, the parents of two young children, actually died . It’s sad stuff, it’s scary stuff and, often, it’s hilarious stuff. Relive 11 examples below of when selfies go horribly/hilariously wrong: 11 Selfies That Went Horribly/Hilariously Awry 1. Kim Kardashian Attempts Selfie, Gets Attacked by Elephant in Thailand Kim Kardashian tried to take a selfie with an elephant in Thailand. And the animal proceeded to speak for the entire world when it kicked her.
The new issue of GQ magazine featuring Emily Ratajkowski on the cover was sent to Land’s End customers as a free gift from the clothing retailer. A free gift that a great deal of customers reacted to in abject horror. According to The N.Y. Times , the unlikely-seeming promotion of GQ by the maker of sturdy, conservative attire was targeted at customers who spent $100 or more. Many of those people are parents who did not appreciate it. The gist of the complaints was that the Emily Ratajkowski GQ cover sent without their knowledge was “inappropriate,” “obscene” and even “pornographic.” “We received your ‘Lands’ End Bonus’ of GQ magazine this weekend, and we are absolutely horrified,” one person wrote to Land’s End on its Facebook page. “How can buying something as family friendly as school uniforms lead to soft porn in the mailbox? I’m thankful my son did not bring in the mail.” Partnerships between retailers and magazines are hardly new, and have grown in recent years as magazines try to find new distribution channels. But in this case, the promotion backfired … soft core. Land’s End has since apologized, and switched its loyal customers who received GQ to Conde Nast Traveler … probably a better fit for the brand. But, in case you are the type of person who WOULD appreciate receiving such things in the mail, click through lots of hot Emily Ratajkowski photos below! 35 Sexiest Emily Ratajkowski Photos 1. Emily Ratajkowski Bikini Instagram Emily Ratajkowski posts a bikini photo on Instagram and makes a play for Hottest Woman Alive status.
The Real Housewives of New York City star Ramona Singer is opening up about her divorce and her husband Mario’s cheating in a new blog post for Bravo. After filing for divorce late last year, only to reconcile, Ramona left Mario Singer for good after he stepped out with Kasey Dexter again this summer. “Having your husband betray you is the worst feeling in the world, and I wish it on no one,” the reality star writes, addressing Mario’s cheating with Kasey . Singer can’t help but note the irony of shutting down Andy Cohen’s attempts to ask about her marriage during her show’s recent reunion taping. “How ironic that last week during the [RHONYC] Reunion Part 2, I was protecting my husband and not being polite to Andy [Cohen],” Ramona writes. “Just the week before, I kicked Mario out. It came out in the press a day later.” After Mario’s first reported affair and subsequent reconciliation with his wife, their relationship never went back to what it used to be, Singer laments. Ramona writes that she hasn’t been herself because of it. “I feel like I was emotionally bruised for the past five months by Mario,” she confesses. “I felt as if I was walking on eggshells. We were working with a marriage counselor.” 15 Crazy Ramona Singer Photos: Those Eyes! 1. Ramona Singer: The Crazy Eyes Have It! Ramona Singer has some crazy eyes. See Exhibit A (and B, C, D, E …) Frequently, she says during her recent ordeal, “I was in a fragile state.” That may explain why Singer called 911 on Dexter , believing her husband’s mistress was stalking her in a restaurant this week; NYPD officers responded to the call. The woman in question had no connection to either Singer or Dexter. In a separate interview with Us, she discusses how she busted her spouse cheating, leading to the Tweet she sent out confirming Ramona’s divorce : “He wouldn’t admit to it. He said everything was great with us. Then the next morning I pushed him on it and he admitted he [had seen her],” she says. “And I just said, ‘ I can’t do this anymore . Goodbye.’ I left him a note saying, ‘Please don’t come to the house in the Hamptons, and please get an apartment.” July 24, she sent him packing, in no uncertain words, saying: “I don’t want to see you anymore.’ And that was it.” Real Housewives: Before They Were Reality Stars! 1. Ramona Singer: Before The Real Housewives Ramona and Mario had a totally tubular bikini party once upon a time.
You sure about that , your honor? Chris Brown Has Drug Tests Reduced Due To Good Behavior According to TMZ reports : Chris Brown’s been partying his ass off, but as far as the judge in his Rihanna beating case is concerned … he’s been a model citizen — and his reward will be fewer random drug tests. Chris was in court in L.A. Wednesday for a progress report on his probation, and the results were glowing — all his random drug tests were negative and he attended bi-weekly therapy sessions. So the judge agreed to cut the singer a break, and scale back the number of drug tests from 3 a week … to just 2. Wasn’t Breezy JUST gettin’ dragged out the club by his homies a few months back? Image via WENN
Guess this means she’s put Future in her past? Ciara Says She’s Happy Because Of Son And Career, In Spite Of Split From Future Ciara remains strong despite recent news that she called off her engagement with her son’s father Future. According to US Weekly reports : As Us Weekly exclusively revealed, Ciara has called it quits with Future — her fiance and father to her newborn son Future Zahir Wilburn — after learning of his infidelity. Before the news broke, the “I’m Out” singer spoke with Us on Tuesday, Aug. 12, about how her life has changed since welcoming her baby. “I’m in a much more clairvoyant place in my life,” Ciara, 28, told Us of motherhood. “So, I want to express that through my music.” The singer, who will appear on MTV’s House of Style for Degree Women, further mused. “I’m in an even more expressive place,” she said. “I think that when you become a mom… you don’t really worry about the small stuff. I’m just way more centered. It makes you focus even more on what your goals are in life. And I just feel a whole new spiritual energy that’s happening.” According to a source, Ciara was “devastated” after learning of her fiance’s betrayal. “He cheated on her,” the insider said. “Game Over.” Despite her recent trials, the R&B still counts her abundant blessings, especially as a proud mom to her 3-month-old baby. “My son has been the best thing that has happened in my life,” Ciara told Us of Future Zahir, born in May. “He has been amazing and he is truly heaven-sent. And so, I just feel all that love.” She added that parenthood has fueled her to be even more diligent about her career. “I want to be one of those moms and women that when I look back, I know that I always stayed focused,” she explained. “It’s about keeping your eyes on the prize. Before I had a child, I had goals. And I still have to accomplish those goals, but now that I have a child, I have more goals to accomplish. So I can’t waste time. I have to go for it.” She added, “It’s actually pushing me harder, and forward.” Indeed, Ciara has been hard at work in the studio with mega-producers like Dr. Luke and Mike Will (who’ve worked with the likes of Miley Cyrus, Rihanna, and Wiz Khalifa). “Now my concept is do more… times three.” She elaborated, “I’m all about making the best music possible… We’re just having fun, letting the music live. Just letting it be.” She added with a laugh: “I am not an old lady! Moms can be fresh, fly and young, and that’s the kind of mom I want to be, and there definitely can be a ‘Body Party Part 2.’ And 3, and 4 and 5.” (“Body Party” was her standout 2013 track co-produced and co-written by her ex, who helped produce much of her self-titled fifth studio album last year.) The multi-tasking songstress her state of mind has helped her hone in on her dreams. “It’s a good challenge,” she said of being a working mom. “I think it’s all mental. I’m mentally committed to doing the things I need to. It becomes a part of who you are and you just have to commit to it. You can’t lose focus of what your goal is.” “It’s a great thing,” she said of motherhood. “I wouldn’t trade it for the world, and I’m very, very happy.” Wonder if being in that “clairvoyant place” helped her figure out that Future was cheating on her? Hit the flip to see CiCi in action via her IG
Iggy Azalea and Rita Ora‘s “Black Widow” video premiered mere hours ago, and we’ve been playing it on repeat ever since, but we STILL can’t get enough of the track (it’s catchy AF, sorry I’m not sorry) and its short film of a vid. We know we can’t be alone in this, so we’re serving… Read more »
Robin Williams tragically committed suicide on Monday morning and, also tragically, some of the reaction to that event has made us question our faith in humanity. Take Todd Bridges and Shephard Smith, both of whom referred to Williams as a selfish coward . Or take any number of anonymous Internet trolls, who actually forced Zelda Williams to quit social media because they are such terrible human beings. Fortunately, there have also been a number of positive tributes to Williams, such as this one from Jimmy Fallon – and also the following subtle one by sports anchor Zach Klein, who rattles off TWENTY-THREE references to Williams and his movies in a two-minute segment. Can you catch each one? Sports Anchor Honors Robin Williams Pretty creative and impressive, right? We continue to keep the friends and family members of Robin Williams in our thoughts. 21 Memorable Robin Williams Quotes 1. That You May Contribute a Verse What will YOUR verse be?
Ramona Singer is feeling humiliated by husband Mario Singer stepping out with Kasey Dexter right after she announced their divorce on Twitter, sources say. Not only that, the reality star just rented a Hamptons cottage for the entire month of August, only to watch him canoodling with his mistress all over the place. He’s ruining her vacation, in other words. The horror. Out in the open, Mario Singer was over his 32-year-old plaything at the Women’s Health Party Under the Stars in Bridgehampton on Saturday night. “Mario was grabbing her butt, and the two were making out in front of everyone. It was very awkward,” says a source familiar with Ramona Singer’s divorce . “Ramona is completely humiliated, embarrassed [and] taking this really badly. She really tried to make it [the marriage] work. She doesn’t know what to do with her life.” “Mario is staying with a good friend, who also has a much younger girlfriend. Ramona thought she would be able to relax and get away from all of the drama.” Mario has now made that impossible , however. Allegations surfaced in late 2013 and early 2014 that Mario had been cheating with a much younger woman, but the two tried to make things work. After he was caught with Dexter again this summer, however, Singer tried to sell out the cheater and the story to the tabloids, but found no takers. She settled for just Tweeting the news out. “I have decided to move on with my life without Mario,” she wrote. “I tried my best to make my marriage work. I am excited for the new chapter in my life.” So are we, especially if it plays out on The Real Housewives of New York City and features some crazy-eyed fights with Mario and his new piece. 15 Crazy Ramona Singer Photos: Those Eyes! 1. Ramona Singer: The Crazy Eyes Have It! Ramona Singer has some crazy eyes. See Exhibit A (and B, C, D, E …)
Robin Williams, who passed away earlier this week, touched millions of people in a legendary career that often reminded us how wonderful a person can be. Now, in a reminder of how terrible people can be, his grieving daughter Zelda Williams says she’s quitting social media after being besieged by Internet trolls. While countless fans have taken to the Internet to express their love and respect for Williams, many others sent horrific comments and pictures to Zelda. The second-oldest of Robin Williams’ children , Zelda initially took the fight to the trolls, asking supporters to report them to social media administrators. Soon enough, realizing how fruitless this is, she decided it was better for her to delete her accounts, after posting a farewell apology and message: “I’m sorry. I should’ve risen above,” Williams Tweeted. “Deleting this from my devices for a good long time, maybe forever. Time will tell. Goodbye.” The mourning 25-year-old also suspended her Instagram, writing: “I will be leaving this account for a bit while I heal and decide if I’ll be deleting it or not. In this difficult time, please try to be respectful of the accounts of myself, my family and my friends.” Zelda defended herself for not sharing more photos of her dad – a ridiculous thing people harassed her about – as well as their relationship in general: 21 Memorable Robin Williams Quotes 1. That You May Contribute a Verse What will YOUR verse be? “Mining our accounts for photos of dad, or judging me on the number of them is cruel and unnecessary,” she added, in response to online criticism. “There are a couple throughout, but the real private moments I shared with him were precious, quiet, and believe it or not, not full of photos or ‘selfies.'” “I shared him with a world where everyone was taking their photo with him, but I was lucky enough to spend time with him without cameras too.” “That was more than enough, and I’m grateful for what little time I had. My favorite family photos are framed in my house, not posted on social media.” “They’ll remain there. They would’ve wound up on the news or blogs then, and certainly would now. That’s not what I want for our memories together.” “Thank you for your respect and understanding in this difficult time. Goodbye. Xo” Zelda and her half-brothers Zak, 31, and Cody, 22, Robin’s children from his previous marriages, continue to grieve along with his widow, Susan Schneider . R.I.P. Robin Williams: His Most Memorable Roles 1. Mork (Mork & Mindy) The role that started it all. Robin Williams starred as an alien on the late 1970s sitcom Mork & Mindy.
