Good news, idiotic men who fail miserably at trying to seduce women online: You’re not alone! Many dogs around the world have also been known to attempt various things – jumping, catching treats, looking through windows – only to tragically fail at these everyday life tasks. And the saddest most hilarious part? They’re often caught on camera! Don’t worry: the only thing that will hurt upon clicking through these photos and GIFs is your funny bone. No canines were seriously harmed while falling flat on their adorable faces. Enjoy! 24 Times Dogs Have Hilariously Failed at Life 1. Here I come, couch! Did someone move these pieces of furniture farther apart when I was asleep?!?
Ryan Gosling cooked, cleaned and grocery shopped for Eva Mendes in the early months of her pregnancy, and now it seems there were reasons for his servitude that went beyond the fact that he’s a stand-up guy. The couple kept the news that Mendes is pregnant out of the tabloids for an astonishing seven months, and according to reports, having Ryan run all the errands was an important part of keeping Eva’s baby bump under wraps. “Their lives completely changed as soon as Eva got pregnant,” a source tells People magazine. “They used to travel all over the place together and go on hikes with their dogs.” As soon as Mendes began showing, however, she reportedly holed up in Gosling’s LA apartment and “barely left the house.” Ryan waited on Eva hand and foot during this difficult time and aside from a few suspicious instances (such as when Eva was a no-show at the Cannes Film Festival where her and Gosling’s film, Lost River , premiered) the couple seamlessly pulled off one of the great celeb cover-ups in recent memory. As for whether Ryan will marry Eva after the baby is born, given how secretive these two have been in the past, if it happens, we probably won’t hear about it until well after the fact. Internet Reacts in Horror to #GoslingBaby 1. He’s shirtless. We’re sad.
You’ve really gotta love/completely despise Teresa Giudice. The Real Housewives of New Jersey cast member could be facing years in jail for financial fraud . She’s lucky to be a free woman at the moment, let alone someone earning six figures for starring on a reality show. But Giudice still has something to whine about: she feels exploited by Bravo! According to a Radar Online source, Teresa can’t believe producers are taking advantage of “her legal trouble for ratings,” which may be the most ridiculous complaint we’ve ever heard. What, exactly, did Giudice think the show would center on when she signed up for Season 6?!? Moreover, Giudice recently grew angry after the network arranged for her to do a sit-down interview with The New York Post, one she considered to be “an absolute hatchet job.” The interview painted Giudice as petty and spoiled, with Teresa upset because the Bravo publicist on hand did nothing to steer the conversation in a more professional direction. “Teresa has been lighting up the publicity department’s phones and emails revealing how upset she is. It’s non-stop. Nobody knows what to do to make her happy,” a Bravo insider says. 13 Classic Teresa Giudice Moments 1. Teresa Giudice: Table Flipping And now for the classic. Teresa’s face is priceless as she famously flips the table. Bravo. Bravo. Another source, meanwhile, sympathizes with the troubled mother of four. “Bravo needs to recognize and respect that Teresa is facing serious prison time, and stop looking at her for ratings only. Whether you like Teresa or not, she is a human being, and deserves to be dealt with professionally.” Yes, she’s a human being. Who broke the law on multiple occasions. And who agreed to have her life chronicled for television. Sorry if we’re not breaking out our violins. For more from Giudice and company, you can watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey online via TV Fanatic.
So much for holding him down … Phaedra Parks Looking To Divorce Apollo Nida As He Faces Long-Term Imprisonment After just under 5 years of marriage, two adorable boys, and 2.3 million dollars in stolen funds , Phaedra Parks’ marriage to Apollo Nida may finally have come to an end. Apparently Phaedra’s been keeping up her “southern belle with a perfect family” image up for the sake of her kids and RHOA reality cameras , but was pushed over the edge by Apollo’s prison sentence. Via MailOnline : Phaedra Parks reportedly won’t be sticking around for husband Apollo Nida to serve his eight-year prison sentence. According to In Touch Weekly, the 41-year-old Real Housewives Of Atlanta star ‘wants to leave him’ after he was convicted of federal bank fraud and identity theft and sentenced to almost a decadein the slammer on July 8. ‘If they never started a family, she would have filed for divorce long ago,’ the publication reports an insider as saying. ‘But this is going to push Phaedra to act quickly.’ The entertainment attorney and the 35-year-old personal trainer are parents to two young sons – Ayden, three, and Dylan, 14 months – and despite wanting to keep her family together for the sake of the children, she’s reportedly had enough of her husband’s criminal activities. Of course, the couple married on November 1, 2009 – only a short time after Apollo was released from jail having spent six years behind bars for car theft. Meanwhile, TMZ is reporting that the troubled reality star, who regularly appeared alongside his wife on the hit series, will have to cough up close to $1.9 million in restitution after being convicted of cashing stolen checks and laundering more than $2.3 million. Phaedra knew she had a criminal on her hands when she met Apollo. Why get involved with a convict if you’re not “’bout that life?” Either way, at least she got two adorable sons out of the deal (and managed to stay out of jail herself). Guess it’s time to put that donkey booty on blast and catch her next boo while she’s still got it…
Candy will get your hate flowing… South Carolina Ku Klux Klan Hand Out Bags Of Candy To Recruit Via Fox Carolina reports: The KKK is recruiting in the Upstate. And a Seneca subdivision woke up Sunday to find bags of candy on their driveways with literature directing people to “Save our land, join the Klan.” One family in the neighborhood is especially concerned, not realizing that the Ku Klux Klan, known for violence against African Americans and minorities through its history, was still around. Now they’re scared, afraid of the KKK’s reputation and they’re upset that the organization that’s classified as a “hate group” is in their area. A voicemail message picked up when someone dials the “Klan Hotline” listed on the paper. It starts with, “Be a man join the Klan! Illegal immigration is destroying America,” discusses immigration concerns and ends with, “always remember if it ain’t white, it ain’t right. White power.” Robert Jones, the Imperial Klaliff of the sect, the Loyal White Knights, returned a call to FOX Carolina. He said that this weekend was their national night ride, a recruitment event they have three times a year. He said that chapters across the country drop literature overnight. Jones said that the hotline has gotten around 20,000 calls a day and many people are interested in joining his cause. The woman from Seneca, who does not want to be identified, said her family was on their way to church Sunday morning when they ran over the bag and stopped to check it out. She said it shocked her and made her angry. “[I] talked to several neighbors. They were very angry, very upset, very ashamed at the same time – that this exists,” the woman said. “Ashamed to face our neighbors that do not have the same color skin that we do.” Jones said that his members don’t target homes for their “national night ride.” “I mean, we can’t tell who lives in a house, whether they’re black, white, Mexican, gay, we can’t tell that,” said Jones. “And if you were to look at somebody’s house like that, that means you’d be pretty much a racist.” He said they’re not a hate group but a civil rights organization following the Bible. He said the Klan has always been strong throughout South Carolina and that this type of recruitment is nothing new. With more than 8,500 members, Jones said these days their focus is protesting against illegal immigration. He said people who receive the candy and literature shouldn’t be fearful unless they’re doing something that the Klan considers morally wrong. “You shouldn’t have to wake up and fear that somebody might burn a cross in your yard or throw something like this out in your driveway with nothing but hurt in their intention,” said the Seneca woman. The Loyal White Knights are allowed to speak their minds, protected under the First Amendment the same as anyone else. Jones said his chapter is planning a public protest against illegal immigration in North Carolina on August 9, with a cross burning after dark. He said people in the area will see more of this type of recruitment. We wonder if they were giving away these candies…
I don’t know who this faggot Jenny Lewis is, but I know her video is a pile of shit set to a shitty viral song…. Up on some Mackelmore, let’s target single middle aged sluts who too the Sex and the City approach to life, fucking as much they could, only to realize dudes marry and knock up wives, not career obsessed cunts…with dirty pussies…especially after they turned down babies and family for career, only to be menopausal on a pile of money – feeling empty as fuck… I’m posting this because Kristen Stewart and her inbred eyes is in it in drag…being one of the guys…because based on her sex appeal…I am pretty sure she is…
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Kandi Burruss and her new husband Todd Tucker set a new record for Bravo with their special “Real Housewives of Atlanta: Kandi’s Wedding”! The numbers…
Should Black people be supporting Mexican illegals ? Black Woman Goes On Expletive Rant About Unaccompanied Mexican Illegals Via The Right Scoop reports: Bernadette Lancelin is very upset that the unaccompanied minors flooding across the border aren’t being sent back home. Instead they are being put in detention centers around the country. Lancelin is out with the local news in Houston because a closed middle school that hasn’t been used in years is now on the list to become another detention center. And she, among others, is furious about it. She says: It’s not right. Now billions of dollars want to be borrowed from the White House to help feed and house them. What about the kids here? In our neighborhood? In our country? Not just in this neighborhood but in our country. All these kids? Really? Why can’t they go back? I’m sorry that their parents are in poor living conditions or surroundings or whatever’s going on out there. I don’t care. I care about what’s going on right here in my own back yard, my neighborhood. Am i the only one in this community that’s out here that watches the news this morning. Oh, my god! I feel alone right now this this, and I’m very saddened by it. Discuss…
