There was a time when masturbation wasn’t very accessible. You had to watch scrambled cable porn because you couldn’t afford the channels, do it on the bus while people were commuting in their sexy work clothes, buy actual porn and porn mags that were way overpriced, jerk off to music videos, or if you were lucky, lingerie catalogs, like Victoria’s Secret, that became a household name and marriage saviour in the 80s and 90s, when they were needed. So here’s a little tribute to trying not to get caught jerking off to a magazine, like you were still in the 90s, before everyone accepted that everyone jerks off and the internet gave us porn.. The models are who gives a fuck, they are interchangeable. The pics are uninspired catalog pics. The nipples are edited out…but they still happened so here.
According to the latest issue of Life & Style, it’s all over for Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert . How do we know? Because the cover headline below screams IT’S OVER for the First Couple of Country Music. “Miranda gave him an ultimatum to shape up or ship out,” a source supposedly told the magazine. “She told him she wanted to start trying for a baby soon, but that he had to clean up his act first.” Of course, this same publication says Blake and Miranda are already having a baby , so… Shelton allegedly elected to keep drinking, Life & Style writes, which represented “an obstacle” the twosome “can’t overcome.” Divorce rumors have plagued Shelton and Lambert for over a year now, with the duo joking about them over Twitter in March 2013. In this case, the report claims Lambert is “done with [Blake] humiliating her and is ready for him to grow up and get serious about their family’s future. I have no doubt that she’s leaving Blake if he doesn’t change.” This story sounds bogus to us, but hey: at least Life & Style is no longer claiming that Shelton is cheating on Lambert . That’s progress, people! 26 Hilariously Untrue Tabloid Stories Open Slideshow 1. Tim McGraw and Faith Hill Tabloid Cover Tim McGraw and Faith Hill aren’t doing too well. Jealousy is to blame, according to this tabloid. View As List 1. Tim McGraw and Faith Hill Tabloid Cover Tim McGraw and Faith Hill aren’t doing too well. Jealousy is to blame, according to this tabloid. 2. Kate Middleton Tabloid Report Is Kate Middleton pregnant again? According to this (false) tabloid report, you bet. 3. Miranda Lambert Tabloid Cover Miranda Lambert is on the cover of the new issue of Life & Style. 4. OJ as Khloe Kardashian’s Father? Bombshell alert! OJ Simpson may be Khloe Kardashian’s father. Do you believe this rumor? 5. Jennifer Aniston Pregnant, Alone Jennifer Aniston is pregnant and alone. That does not sound like a good combination. 6. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Are Getting Married! Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are getting married! It’s amazing, really. 7. Will Smith and Margot Robbie Cover Will Smith and Margot Robbie are featured on this Star cover. Are they having an affair? 8. Gwyneth Paltrow Cheating! In Touch wants you to read all about Gwyneth Paltrow cheating. That doesn’t make it true, of course. 9. Angelina Jolie Risking Her Life Is Angelina Jolie risking her life for another baby? So the celebrity gossip reports say. 10. Tim McGraw Gay Cover Is Tim McGraw? Yes, totally… if you somehow believe this National Enquirer cover story. 11. Miley Cyrus Drug Problem? Miley Cyrus has a serious drug problem. If this Star cover is to be believed, that is. 12. Luke Kirby Tabloid Cover Katie Holmes is not dating co-star Luke Kirby. But try telling that to OK! Weekly. 13. Mason Dash Cover Story Sorry, Scott Disick! But according to this made-up cover story, you are not the father of Mason Dash. 14. Kanye West: Gay?!? Oh my God! Kanye West may be gay! No wonder Kim Kardashian is freaking out. 15. Justin Bieber and Rihanna?!? Justin Bieber had an affair with Rihanna!!! According to this tabloid, at least. 16. Brangelina Engaged! Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are engaged, according to OK! And for once, they’re actually correct! 17. Royal Scandal Pippa Middleton is under fire for her friend pulling a firearm on a photographer. But is it all overblown? 18. Will Smith Tabloid Cover No, Will Smith is not having an affair with another man. That’s what this tabloid story suggests. 19. Wedding AND a Baby! Jennifer Aniston is getting neither, but a wedding and a baby are both good things, so Life & Style felt she should have them. How kind. 20. Kim Kardashian: Cheater?!? Does Kris Humphries possess proof that Kim Kardashian cheated on him? Only if you believe this cover story. 21. Suri Cruise Abandoned Suri Cruise has been abandoned by her dad. At least according to this publication. 22. Farewell, Scott Disick! See ya, Scott Disick! According to this cover story, Kourtney Kardashian has thrown her baby daddy out. 23. Kim Kardashian Threesome Story Kim Kardashian was involved in a threesome with two porn stars. So this Star cover story alleges. 24. Selena Gomez: Destroyed by Love! Selena Gomez was destroyed by love! It prompted her to check into rehab, if you buy this cover story. 25. Miley Cyrus: Pregnant and Scared? Is Miley Cyrus pregnant and scared? No. But this tabloid wants you to think otherwise. 26. Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert: Over? Is it all over for Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert? Yes, if this tabloid story is to be believed.
Bruce and Kris Jenner separated back in October and for months, it’s seemed as though the longtime couple was headed for divorce court. Today, however, it looks as though a time of crisis may have brought Kendall and Kylie’s parents back together. Bruce was spotted escorting Kris to a hospital visit today in the Thousand Oaks area of California. No reason has been given for Kris’ visit, but sources say she entered and left the facility under her own power and didn’t appear to be injured in any way. It’s possible that Kris just needed a ride and Bruce was free that afternoon (it’s not like he works), but it could also be the second sign of a reconciliation that we’ve seen from the reality stars in as many weeks. Two weeks ago, Bruce and Kris were spotted holding hands as they walked through LAX together following her return from Thailand. Could these two really be on the mend? Probably not, considering Bruce Jenner’s recent transformation seems to indicate there may be some truth to the wild sex change rumors that have surrounded him, and we’re guessing Kris probably won’t want Bruce without a penis if she didn’t even want him with one. Or maybe that’s what Kris is into these days. Who knows with this couple? All we’re certain of is that there should be a law against them having any more kids. The army of douche bags they’re already responsible for is more than enough. 17 Bruce Jenner Pics: Through the Years Open Slideshow 1. Bruce Jenner Olympics Photo Bruce in his hey day. He certainly has changed a lot since then. View As List 1. Bruce Jenner Olympics Photo Bruce in his hey day. He certainly has changed a lot since then. 2. Bruce Jenner: Olympian Bruce Jenner displays his gold medal. He was once a celebrated decathlete. 3. Bruce Jenner: 2005 Photo Bruce with Kris and his step-daughters. He’s beginning to look strange here. 4. Bruce Jenner: 2007 Photo Bruce in 2007. Still looks semi-normal, but the transformation has begun. 5. Bruce Jenner With the Kardashians Khloe Kardashian tweeted this photo of Bruce. He was still looking okay in those days. 6. Bruce Jenner and Kris Jenner Pic Bruce Jenner and Kris Jenner are not the perfect couple. They actually reside in separate homes on occasion. 7. Kris and Bruce Jenner Does this look like a couple on the verge of divorce? Bruce Jenner poses here with Kris Jenner. 8. Bruce Jenner Photograph Bruce Jenner is the only sane person in the Kardashian household. That isn’t saying much, though. 9. Brody Jenner and Bruce Jenner Brody Jenner hugs Bruce Jenner in this photo. But the two actually are not all that close. 10. Bruce Jenner Plastic Surgery Even Olympic athletes need unnecessary surgery sometimes. And earrings to fully complete the douche-tastic image they crave. 11. Bruce Jenner: Sex Change to Come? The appearance of Bruce Jenner has raised many questions. Is there any chance he really wants to undergo a sex change? 12. Bruce Jenner on the Street Bruce Jenner has undergone two procedures for skin cancer. But the reality star is expected to be okay. 13. Bruce Jenner Goes for a Walk Bruce Jenner is a very lucky man. He no longer has to live in the same house as Kris Jenner. 14. Bruce Jenner Feminine Photo Bruce is looking mighty feminine these days. There are rumors that he’s looking to have a sex change. 15. Bruce Jenner: 2013 Bruce is looking rough these days. Think its plastic surgery or just aging? 16. Bruce Jenner: Looking Weird Bruce in 2013. We don’t know what to say except: yikes! 17. Bruce Jenner Transformed Bruce looks nothing like his old self these days. Many have suggested he’s a victim of bad plastic surgery.
The Real Housewives of Atlanta star Porsha Williams will face criminal charges following her reunion show scuffle with Kenya Moore, according to reports. There is currently a warrant out for her arrest. The Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion Preview The Porsha Williams-Kenya Moore fight on the set of the show’s Season 6 reunion taping became a big story long before it made it to air (see promo above). That’s because it was bad enough that Kenya called 911 afterward. Porsha allegedly flew off the handle and beat down Kenya, who filed an official report. Bravo has the footage – what you see in this Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion sneak peek is nothing – and that was enough for a battery charge. Hence the warrant for a misdemeanor. Porsha’s lawyer, Joe Habachy, says the reality star will surrender Thursday, but that Porsha plans to go after Kenya Moore in response to the charge. Williams wants the D.A. to file felony aggravated assault charges against Moore, who had been egging her on throughout the contentious reunion. In response to reports that Williams may be fired for her antics on the show, her co-stars (with the exception of Moore, obviously), have made it clear: If she goes, they go with her. Should be some crazy drama to watch unfold when we watch The Real Housewives of Atlanta Sunday and we finally see the s–t hit the fan. Tell us: The Real Housewives of Atlanta: Keep Porsha Stewart! Whose side are you on? Team Porsha Team Kenya Team Drama! View Poll »
Que rico… Sofia Vergara Drops $10.6 Million On New Beverly Hills Mansion Via Realtor Sofia Vergara can now have her entire modern family living under the same roof if she wants to. Vergara, best known for her role as Gloria Delgado-Pritchett on the ABC sitcom “Modern Family,” recently splurged on an 11,400-square-foot mansion-estate in Beverly Hills. The Real Estalker reports that she paid $10.6 million for a gated villa-style compound in early February. The property, located a few minutes south of the Franklin Canyon Reservoir, had listed for as much as $12.5 million when it came to market in September 2013. Though it was built in 2006, Vergara’s new spread exudes a certain old-world charm thanks to a range of materials imported from Argentina, artisan work and other intimate finishes. It has seven bedrooms, including an upstairs master suite with his and hers appointments, and a total of 11 baths. Of its many modern conveniences, standouts include a wood-paneled study, a large chef’s kitchen with a center island, and a finished lower level designed for entertaining with a 3,000-bottle wine cellar and tasting room, a movie theater, a card room, and a gym with a sauna. Outside, the grounds have mature trees that provide privacy for a large pool and spa. Two maid’s quarters and a laundry room can also be found on the more-than-half-acre grounds. According to the Estalker, prior to her big purchase Vergara had been living in a modest-by-Hollywood-standards three-bedroom condominium unit in Century City that she purchased for $1.1 million in 2007. Flip it over to peep more pics of the crib. Images via MLS
Man, it must REALLY suck to be rich! All that money and absolutely NO IDEA what to do with it! That’s IT! Spend it all in one place, just like your mama said NOT to do! While this certainly happens to regular people, when it happens to celebrities it’s pretty epic. Watching stars who bring in millions and millions per picture have no money at all is sort of weird. And yet, it happens. Often. Celebs file bankruptcy like some of us change our underwear. Maybe they wouldn’t have to file bankruptcy if they bought normal-priced underwear? Anyway. Here are 11 stars who went broke (some will surprise you, some won’t), because having a lot of money doesn’t mean they know how to spend it wisely. 11 Stars Who Went Broke Open Slideshow 1. Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan used to make serious bank! But she spent it all on blow and had to have her move to New York bankrolled by Oprah Winfrey. View As List 1. Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan used to make serious bank! But she spent it all on blow and had to have her move to New York bankrolled by Oprah Winfrey. 2. Drake Bell Nikelodeon star Drake Bell, from Drake & Josh, filed for bankruptcy in early 2014. He was only 26 years old at the time. 3. Pamela Anderson Pamela Anderson owed a reported $1.1 million in back taxes and had to sell her house to keep from filing bankruptcy. 4. Nicolas Cage Nicolas Cage demands around $20 million per movie, which he spends on castles and jets and more material possessions than he will ever use in his life. 5. Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag Spencer and Heidi might have lived large on The Hills, but Pratt says that lifestyle is far from their reality. Imagine that! Reality TV that isn’t real! 6. Courtney Love Courtney Love might have been a member of Hole, but she’s in the hole more often than she’s out. She sold 25% of her share of Nirvana’s music catalog to get out of debt. 7. Teresa Guidice RHONJ Teresa Giudice actually owes so much money she’s facing JAIL TIME for it. She and her husband, Joe Giudice, were indicted on tax evasion charges and plead guilty. 8. Willie Nelson Willie Nelson once owed the government $16.7 million dollars. He released a special album called The IRS Tapes: Who Will Buy My Memories to pay his debt with the proceeds. 9. Lena Headey Game of Thrones beauty Lena Headey is embroiled in a bitter divorce from Peter Loughran which has left her with as little as $5 in the bank. 10. Tionne “T Boz” Watkins Tionne “T Boz” Watkins filed for bankruptcy in 1995, 2011, and again last year. The judge dismissed her third filing because she never tried to pay off the first two. 11. Brendan Fraser Brendan Fraser used to make a pretty decent living. Then, he claims, he was injured during Hurricane Katrina, which has left him unable to work. He owes his wife $900,000 a YEAR in child support.
Self-proclaimed Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova was recently put down by Human Ken, Justin Jedlica, who said there’s nothing special about her. Without makeup, he insists, she’s plain Jane. Justin Jedlica , he proudly notes, actually underwent tons of surgery to become a perfect specimen. Well, that’s just bizarre by any measure. In any case, Valeria Lukyanova has now posted the unthinkable – a makeup-free selfie – for her legion of fans. Would you hit it? You might actually have to think about that now. The irony of this image? Most pictures of celebrities without makeup are meant to show us that stars are just like us, and that flaws are fabulous. In the case of Valeria Lukyanova, it’s an apparent attempt to prove that even without makeup, she’s more Human Barbie-like than anyone else alive. Clearly, she’s had a lot of work done over the years to resemble everyone’s favorite plastic girl-doll, or at least Valeria’s definition of idealized beauty. An ideal that does not include race-mixing , according to HB. Her extremely small waist, her wide eyes, her hilariously voluptuous curves that put make even Kim Kardashian to shame … it’s a lot to take in, visually. Whatever her point is, she looks better without makeup on. 19 Human Barbie Pics: Valeria Lukyanova’s House of Horrors Open Slideshow 1. Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, wants to emulate the doll’s appearance in real life. View As List 1. Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, wants to emulate the doll’s appearance in real life. 2. Valeria Lukyanova Photo Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, poses for V Magazine. Would you hit it? 3. Valeria Lukyanova (Human Barbie) Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. the Human Barbie. Kind of a freaky photo from V Magazine. 4. Valeria Lukyanova (Human Barbie) Photo Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, poses for V Magazine. Yes, that is a live person. 5. Human Barbie Photo Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, as seen on Vice. 6. Human Barbie Pics Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, in one of many freaky pics from her Instagram. 7. Human Barbie Figure Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, looking pensive on the beach. 8. Human Barbie Instagram Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, looking fake as ever in a tight black dress. 9. Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, poses on Instagram. Lovely. 10. Valeria Lukyanova Pic Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, poses for V Magazine. Hot or not? 11. Valeria Lukyanova Picture Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, poses for V Magazine. Hot or not? 12. Valeria Lukyanova Bikini Photograph Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, is not a fan of race-mixing. Seriously. 13. Valeria Lukyanova, Olga Oleynik Valeria Lukyanova (left) displays impressive serpent-handling skills with one of her acolytes, Olga “Dominika†Oleynik. 14. Human Barbie Bikini Pic Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, models a bikini or some lingerie. Would you hit it? 15. Human Barbie Before and After Photos Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, before and after … whatever she had done to herself. 16. Valeria Lukyanova Bikini Photo This Valeria Lukyanova bikini photo is so hot. And by hot we mean weird. 17. Valeria Lukyanova Bikini Pic Valeria Lukyanova does yoga in one seriously hot photo. You can really see the benefits of how flexible plastic is. 18. Human Barbie Before & After Pic Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova before and after in some crazy weird pics. 19. Human Barbie Without Makeup Can you believe this is what Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova looks like without makeup? Nothing this woman could ever do would really “tone it down” in terms of resembling your average person (see gallery above for all the evidence you need). But it’s a step in the right direction. No doubt about that. Of course, to Human Barbie, “without makeup” takes on new meaning. It’s all relative. There’s still plenty of makeup there, just not circus clown quantities. It gives you a rare glimpse of Valeria Lukyanova , though, not just Human Barbie. This, more than any other picture of her, makes her look human. At least partially so. There are hints of it, albeit barely. Her appearance is shocking to behold, by any measure, but a lot less so than when she really cakes it on (which Jedlica says she does, accurately). Check out more stars with no makeup below … 37 Stars Who Are Makeup Free and Fabulous Open Slideshow 1. Bethenny Frankel No Makeup Bethenny Frankel doesn’t need no makeup! She goes all natural in this Twitter picture. View As List 1. Bethenny Frankel No Makeup Bethenny Frankel doesn’t need no makeup! She goes all natural in this Twitter picture. 2. Kourtney Kardashian: No Makeup! Kourtney Kardashian with no makeup makes for an interesting and unexpected sight. 3. Beyonce No Makeup Selfie Beyonce has shared this great no makeup selfie. She rules, this woman. 4. Mila Kunis No Makeup Mila Kunis is makeup-free in this ad for Gemfields. And she looks GORGEOUS! 5. Kim Kardashian: Makeup-Free Kim Kardashian in a bikini? That’s commonplace. Kim Kardashian without any makeup on, as seen here? Less frequent. 6. Courtney Stodden Without Makeup Courtney Stodden is makeup-free in this photo. What do you think of it? 7. Jessica Simpson With No Makeup Jessica Simpson without makeup is quite a sight to see. A beautiful and natural one. 8. Jennifer Lawrence in No Makeup Jennifer Lawrence poses for Dior in a new ad campaign with minimal makeup. She looks flawless. 9. Human Barbie Without Makeup Can you believe this is what Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova looks like without makeup? 10. Khloe Kardashian: Makeup Free Khloe Kardashian is makeup free in this photo. She is posing for TLC’s “Unpretty” campaign – and looking good, huh? 11. Kate Upton, No Makeup Kate Upton wears no makeup at the airport. She looks cute just the same! 12. Marilyn Manson Without Makeup Marilyn Manson is not wearing any makeup on the set of Eastbound & Down. 13. Rihanna in No Makeup Rihanna in no makeup. Makes for a nice photo and change of pace. 14. Alexis Bellino, No Makeup Alexis Bellino poses here with no makeup. Do you still like her face? 15. Demi Lovato Makeup-Free Selfie Yes, this really is Demi Lovato. The singer has gone totally makeup-free in a new selfie. 16. Jennifer Aniston No Makeup Jennifer Aniston looking gorgeous as ever with no makeup. 17. Lady Gaga No Makeup Selfie Lady Gaga has shared a dramatic new selfie with no makeup. You gotta see what she looks like, seriously. 18. Jessica Alba No Makeup Jessica Alba has posted this photo to Instagram. She isn’t afraid to be seen without any makeup on. 19. Kylie Jenner No Makeup Kylie Jenner goes makeup free in this photo. And she still looks very pretty! 20. Emilia Clarke No Makeup Photo Emilia Clarke has gone sans makeup in this photo. She’s still beautiful, isn’t she? 21. Mariah Carey No Makeup Mariah Carey has posted this photo of herself with no makeup online. How does she look, folks? 22. Pippa Middleton No Makeup Pippa Middleton with no makeup looks very different. That is for certain. 23. Lena Dunham No Makeup Photo Lena Dunham is not wearing makeup in this photo. Would you have sex with her? 24. Snooki, Makeup Free Snooki is makeup free. And holding her baby boy Lorenzo. Cute pic. 25. Heidi Klum No Makeup Heidi Klum poses here, entirely makeup free. She is doing so on behalf of the charity Children in Need. 26. Oprah, No Makeup Oprah Tweeted a cute pic of herself with no makeup on the set of her new movie The Butler. Here it is. 27. Miley Cyrus No Makeup Good morning, world! Miley Cyrus has Tweeted this early morning, makeup free photos to fans. 28. Crystal Harris, No Makeup Crystal Harris is wearing a bikini in this photo. But she’s going makeup-free. 29. Barbie With No Makeup Barbie with no makeup looks different, that’s for sure. A lot different. 30. Lorde No Makeup Lorde isn’t just wearing no makeup in this Twit pic. She’s wearing pimple cream! 31. Katherine Webb: No Makeup! Katherine Webb in a photo with no makeup. The beauty queen looks a lot different! 32. Matt Lauer: No Makeup! Matt Lauer wears no makeup on Today, Monday February 24, 2014. 33. Savannah Guthrie: No Makeup! Savannah Guthrie in no makeup, as part of a Today Show special feature Monday, February 24, 2014. 34. Kathie Lee Gifford: No Makeup! Kathie Lee Gifford in no makeup, as part of a Today Show special feature Monday, February 24, 2014. 35. Bar Refaeli No Makeup Bar Refaeli is makeup-free and fabulous in this photo. She’s on vacation in Thailand. 36. Gwyneth Paltrow, No Makeup There’s not a drop of makeup to be found on Gwyneth Paltrow in this photo. She’s looking good, though! 37. Lupita Nyong’o, No Makeup No makeup? No problem for Lupita Nyong’o! She looks beautiful here.
Drinking potty water? That isht cray. Texas City Suffering Drought Asks Residents To Drink Toilet Water They really couldn’t come up with a better plan than this? via Daily Mail Grappling with a three-year drought, a North Texas city is awaiting word from the state to re-use wastewater, including some from toilet flushes, for drinking. Mother Nature’s been stingy with Wichita Falls, a city of about 104,000 near the Oklahoma border that’s about 34 inches behind on rainfall over the past three years. The wastewater re-use program will save a third of residents’ current daily usage, Schreiber said. Fifty percent of the water would come from toilets, dish and clothes washers, and sinks, showers and baths. One Wichita Falls woman resident can’t get past consuming water that would in part come from toilets . ‘Honestly, would anyone be OK drinking potty water?’ House of Flowers owner Karen Gibson said. ‘For my plants, that would be no problem. That would be a fertilizer, so to speak. I don’t think it could be any good for anybody’ to drink. If approved by state regulators, the re-use project will blend the wastewater with 50 percent from the city’s two reservoirs — Lake Arrowhead and Lake Kickapoo — in a four-step treatment method. Would you drink toilet water if you had no other choice? Shutterstock
With a failed talk show under her belt, SkinnyGirl Bethenny Frankel will NOT be returning to the Real Housewives of New York . The experience, she says, was like “Vietnam War flashbacks.” You know, the one where 58,209 Americans lost their lives? Yeah. That’s what she says being on RHONY was like. During the same interview wherein Bethenny admitted that she failed as a talk show host, she admitted that part of the reason for the show’s failure was that she felt stifled on the air. “I like to be free,” she said. “I don’t plan on what I’m going to say.” Judging the Vietnam War comment, that’s a pretty accurate statement there Bethenny. While the SkinnyGirl creator has made quite a name for herself, she said that her journey to the top of the pasta and alcohol food chain has been rife with so many disasters, so many failures, so many low points” and, she told the audience, “no amount of money can heal pain, suffering and loss.” While a source close to Frankel says that the former RHONY star won’t “stoop” to return to the series that helped launch her career, she is in talks with Bravo’s Andy Cohen to come back to his cable channel in a different series. Perhaps one where the bitter divorce in which she is currently embroiled plays out. If you miss Bethenny Frankel on your TV, you can always catch her actual flashbacks if you watch The Real Housewives of New York City online .
Coachella looks like a fucking nightmare. It seems like a lot of try hard, poser, LA rich people trying to be part of something epic or legendary, when it’s almost like just going to some amusement park brought to you by McDonald’s. It seems about as Authentic as anything Hollywood, an event with a false illusion that you need to be a part of it, to really matter in this world. You know scenester shit…where no one really has fun, but everyone pretends to have fun, because when they are in it, they are at Coachella, and you’re not, and they can’t admit it sucks…or if they do, it will be in a hipster way, like saying how it was too hot, or how three models would not stop asking for coke that it was annoying… I mean, I think anything filled with celebrities who really don’t matter in the grand scheme of things, and their idiot followers, or other idiots who want to be part of that world, is a great place for a strategic natural disaster to hit… It’s a good money making hook for people who want to party with celebrities, destroyed by corporate sponsorships, because it’s all about making money…. The whole thing reminds me how fucking lame the world is…But it does get these idiots in bikinis…and that’s something I like…because as pathetic a hobby as BIKINI pics is…I feel like it’s better than trying to join these fools as if I was one of them or part of their movement…because these people, in the event you weren’t aware, are the fucking devil. Here’s Emmy Rossum in a Bikini with Flowers in her Hair…must be for Coachella… Here’s Mackayla Moroney… Here’s Ashley Benson and Shay Mitchell in bikinis… Here’s Vanessa Hudgens in a bikini… Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
