Source: Roy Rochlin/Rich Fury/Getty / Getty Zoe Saldana’s Mom Confuses Her With Thandie Newton Regularly Zoe Saldana recently appears on The Late Late Show with James Corden and revealed that her mother has no idea the difference between her and Thandie Newton. The story is pure comedy! Check it out below. LMFAO! Damn, mama!
Source: The Washington Post / Getty Donald Trump Uses 9/11 To Attack Congresswoman Ilhan Omar 53% of white women’s president took to Twitter yesterday to attack Muslim Congresswoman Ilhan Omar with a video showing the World Trade Center attacks that happened on 9/11. WE WILL NEVER FORGET! pic.twitter.com/VxrGFRFeJM — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 12, 2019 Trump was triggered into the bigoted tweet in response to the way Congresswoman Omar phrased a reference to the attack as “some people did something”. Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi immediately took the petulant Trump to task for being the dips#!t that he is according to The Washington Post : “The memory of 9/11 is sacred ground, and any discussion of it must be done with reverence,” Pelosi said. “The President shouldn’t use the painful images of 9/11 for a political attack. “As we visit our troops in Stuttgart to thank them and be briefed by them, we honor our first responsibility as leaders to protect and defend the American people,” the statement continued. “It is wrong for the President, as Commander-in-Chief, to fan the flames to make anyone less safe.”
It seems Kristin Cavallari has one important thing in common with millions of Chicago Bears and Miami Dolphins fans: She shares their opinion that Jay Cutler sucks! Of course, Cavallari’s view has nothing to do with Cutler’s performance on the field, or his behavior in post-game press conferences. Allow us to explain: The second season of Kristen’s reality show, Very Cavallari , is soon to come to an end, and while that might not generate as much excitement as, say, the final episodes of Game of Thrones the series apparently contains plot twists every bit as shocking as the Red Wedding. Very Cavallari Preview For example, we learn that Jay’s sucking skills are so sophisticated he can use them to save a life! It seems that while she was breastfeeding, Kristin suffered from a severely clogged milk duct. “Major clogged ducts,” she tells her friends in the clip above. “Jay had to get them out for me, sucking harder than he’s ever sucked … and you know what? Saved my life.” Yes, Jay Cutler saved a freaking life with his oral nipple-manipulating abilities. Sure, during his NFL career, Cutler was a bit of a choke artist, and a hangnail was enough to sideline the guy for a playoff game, but have any of your elite QBs ever performed life-saving mouth-to-boob resuscitation? Would Tom Brady be ready hoover a Gisele nip in the event of a lactic malfunction? We think not! Can you expect Aaron Rodgers to apply tongue and teeth as needed to rescue Danica Patrick’s jugs from a career-ending wreck? Ha! The only dairy product that diva’s interested in is the cheese atop the heads of the Lambeau faithful. No, when it comes to restoring the healthy flow of life-giving mammary juice, you need a workhorse like Mr. Fourth Quarter himself. Of course, it’s not all sucked ducts and rainbows in the Cutler-Cavallari household. The trailer also features some darker moments, like when Kristin accused Jay of failing to encourage her in following her dreams. “When you were playing football, I had to give up my whole life,” she says to him at one point. “I don’t feel that same support from you.” Far be it for us to stand up for Jay freakin’ Cutler — a man who spent his entire career wishing he could somehow make millions playing for a league with zero fans — but we feel the need to point out that the duct incident should buy him at least a few weeks of consequence-free douchiness. It’s really all he’s ever wanted.
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Thursday’s Grey’s Anatomy was a nice change of pace. The action moved to New York with Amelia and Link as they made their way to the Big Apple with the aim of saving the life of a patient. Once there, Amelia ran into her sister Nancy, who stepped in for the chief of OB, meaning the two sisters had to work together. It was a strange twist of fate, and Nancy seemingly had no idea that Amelia was quite the powerhouse with a scalpel. More alarming: Nancy just assumed that Link was Owen. This solidified the fact that these siblings don’t spend any time checking in with each other. Amelia did not want to open up about her failed relationship with Owen. But Nancy urged her sister to have a family dinner with her, and the invitation was open to Link. Thankfully, Link was Team Amelia on this one. He was mad the family refused to support her, but Amelia wanted to prove she was the reliable one now. “This dinner is a chance for me to brag, prove them wrong, I’m not sure,” Amelia said. “I’m just sure that I have to go, and if you go with me, I’ll make it worth your while in very creative ways that you will enjoy.” Amelia’s other sister, Kathleen, showed up for the meal, and that’s when things got wild. Kathleen didn’t believe Amelia had changed, so she waited until Amelia was out of the room, and quizzed him. Link managed to dodge the questions, but the drama kicked into high gear when Amelia’s mother showed up, and she knew Link was not Owen. Amelia’s mood changed because she looked like a total liar, and she decided to come clean about the state of her relationship with Owen. The family revealed they had a bet on about how quickly the union would end, causing Amelia to wonder why she bothered. On top of that, they made jokes about her having a brain tumor. It was as awful as you would expect. “You don’t know me. You have not seen me in years. I am trapped in your mind and on your stairs at 14 years old,” Amelia shouted, adding: “I am sober, I am responsible, and I am a neurosurgeon at the top of my field.” Link realized he had to say something to defend his new girlfriend, and he was pretty awesome. “I’m new to all of this, and I haven’t known Amelia that long but I wanted us to stay for dinner tonight so you can get to know the woman I’m getting to know,” the self-proclaimed “ortho god,” said. “She is a brilliant surgeon. The kind you fly across the country when you need the best.” Amelia and Link then left the dinner party, clearly upset at the way things played out. When they returned to the hospital, their patient was flatlining, so they pressed on with risky surgery. Link did not want to do it, but Amelia was adamant; It could save their patient’s life, and it did. Amelia’s mom then showed up at the hospital, and the pair got chatting about their lives. That’s when Mrs. Shepherd revealed that she always knew Amelia was stronger than everyone gave her credit for. She finally gave her daughter the apology she should have several years before. “If you don’t think you’re worthy of love if you don’t think your love is valuable, you’re wrong. That’s on me,” she said. What did you think of this explosive episode? Hit the comments below. Grey’s Anatomy airs Thursdays on ABC.
Source: NurPhoto / Getty Kim Kardashian Wants To Be A Lawyer Kim Kardashian is rich as hell. She’s also been trying to insert some sort of criminal justice reform into her public persona, meeting with y’all wack a$$ president about granting asylum to unjustly imprisoned people in America. Now, she’s taking things a step further. In an interview with Vogue , she revealed that she’s taking the California bar in 2022: “I had to think long and hard about this,” she says, gleefully devouring chile con queso with chips now that her Vogue shoot is over. What inspired her to embark on something so overwhelmingly difficult and time-consuming—even as she also runs a multimillion-dollar beauty enterprise—was the combination of “seeing a really good result” with Alice Marie Johnson and feeling out of her depth. “The White House called me to advise to help change the system of clemency,” she says, “and I’m sitting in the Roosevelt Room with, like, a judge who had sentenced criminals and a lot of really powerful people and I just sat there, like, Oh, s***. I need to know more. This has gotten Twitter riled the hell up. Who does she think she is trying to take the bar without going to law school? Well, actually you don’t need to go to law school in California to take the bar, though it is really hard. The apprenticeship program she’s in is pretty rigorous and some people have pulled it off. That doesn’t stop everyone from arguing like insane people about it…Take a look me seeing kim k is studying to be a lawyer on my tl pic.twitter.com/E8wzQsVrig — Me…I Am Matt (@ThePayneMan) April 10, 2019
Source: NurPhoto / Getty Kim Kardashian Wants To Be A Lawyer Kim Kardashian is rich as hell. She’s also been trying to insert some sort of criminal justice reform into her public persona, meeting with y’all wack a$$ president about granting asylum to unjustly imprisoned people in America. Now, she’s taking things a step further. In an interview with Vogue , she revealed that she’s taking the California bar in 2022: “I had to think long and hard about this,” she says, gleefully devouring chile con queso with chips now that her Vogue shoot is over. What inspired her to embark on something so overwhelmingly difficult and time-consuming—even as she also runs a multimillion-dollar beauty enterprise—was the combination of “seeing a really good result” with Alice Marie Johnson and feeling out of her depth. “The White House called me to advise to help change the system of clemency,” she says, “and I’m sitting in the Roosevelt Room with, like, a judge who had sentenced criminals and a lot of really powerful people and I just sat there, like, Oh, s***. I need to know more. This has gotten Twitter riled the hell up. Who does she think she is trying to take the bar without going to law school? Well, actually you don’t need to go to law school in California to take the bar, though it is really hard. The apprenticeship program she’s in is pretty rigorous and some people have pulled it off. That doesn’t stop everyone from arguing like insane people about it…Take a look me seeing kim k is studying to be a lawyer on my tl pic.twitter.com/E8wzQsVrig — Me…I Am Matt (@ThePayneMan) April 10, 2019
Lily Rose Depp, the rich celebrity child that everyone is excited about, or maybe that no one is excited about but me….and not because I am a Johnny Depp fan, but rather because I like celebrity kids in all their entitled glory….you know always in the shadow, most don’t accomplish shit on their own, but they get to live a good life thanks to their parents’ success, all that money, those houses…from parents who weren’t hard working geniuses, but rather overpaid actors….who were only actors because they didn’t want to work to begin with….so it’s just lazy raising lazy.. Lily Rose Depp is from France, where she was raised outside of Hollywood, thanks to her mom…so she’s got that Euro hipster unshowered vibe to her…despite being in LA…living that LA vapid cunt life cuz she can…it is the place to be…. She also has two bodies, an upper body that is tiny and a lower body that has cankles, making her look sturdy enough to win the wrestling match I have in my mind for her and Amber Heard….protecting her dad’s honor…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lily Rose Depp Braless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Source: Mathew Imaging / Getty Kim Kardashian Plans To Take The Bar Exam And Become Lawyer Kim Kardashian has mastered reality TV, fashion, make-up, and attention-sloring, but now she says she’s ready to master the law. According to TMZ , the mother of four revealed to VOGUE that she’s made the decision to become a full-blown attorney just like her daddy, Robert Kardashian. We’re not talking about a purchased law degree here, Kim says that she will work as an intern at a San Francisco law firm for the next four years and take the bar exam in 2022. “I had to think long and hard about this,” she says, gleefully devouring chile con queso with chips now that her Vogue shoot is over. What inspired her to embark on something so overwhelmingly difficult and time-consuming—even as she also runs a multimillion-dollar beauty enterprise—was the combination of “seeing a really good result” with Alice Marie Johnson and feeling out of her depth. “The White House called me to advise to help change the system of clemency,” she says, “and I’m sitting in the Roosevelt Room with, like, a judge who had sentenced criminals and a lot of really powerful people and I just sat there, like, Oh, shit. I need to know more. I would say what I had to say, about the human side and why this is so unfair. But I had attorneys with me who could back that up with all the facts of the case. It’s never one person who gets things done; it’s always a collective of people, and I’ve always known my role, but I just felt like I wanted to be able to fight for people who have paid their dues to society. I just felt like the system could be so different, and I wanted to fight to fix it, and if I knew more, I could do more.” Van Jones was quoted in the cover story and professed that he’s seen Kim do things that would lead her to be a legit attorney… And then the unexpected happened. “Kim Kardashian,” says Jones, “wound up playing this indispensable role, and a lot of people have gotten furious with me, saying I’m stealing the credit from African American activists who have been working on this issue for decades. And first of all, I’m one of them. But I was in the Oval Office with Kim and Ivanka and Jared and the president, and I watched with my own eyes Trump confess to having tremendous fears of letting somebody out of prison and that person going and doing something terrible, and the impact that that would have on his political prospects. He was visibly nervous about it. And I watched Kim Kardashian unleash the most effective, emotionally intelligent intervention that I’ve ever seen in American politics.” What do you think? Would you hire Kim Kardashian to get you or a loved one out of a jam?
At times, the current season of Vanderpump Rules has felt like the final episodes of a long-running high school drama. The characters we’ve watched party, cheat, fight, and generate endless drama for the past several years now appear much too old for such shenanigans, and the realization that it’s time for a change is bittersweet. Sure, it’s nice to see the cast finally grow up, especially since some of them are beginning to show physical signs of age, and dancing on a bar while guzzling tequila straight from the bottle is becoming a rather sad sight. (On high school dramas, this is a result of Hollywood’s tendency to cast 25-year-olds as freshmen. On Vanderpump , it’s a consequence of the fact that most of the cast was already in their thirties when the show premiered back in 2013.) But at the same time, we’re more than a little bummed that we’ll no longer be able to bear witness to all that debauchery. As they approach their middle years, the most enlightened grownups realize that if you cling to youth, the consolations of aging — wisdom, stability, a greater sense of self — are lost to you. And astonishingly, it seems no one in the Vanderpump cast is more aware of this fact than Mr. Jax Taylor. One of the recurring themes of this season is the notion that Taylor has changed his ways . And while we counted ourselves among the skeptics at first, it now looks as though Taylor may have been speaking the truth when he stated that his father’s death had caused him to see the light. For one thing, Jax is soon to marry Brittany Cartwright . The wedding will take place in June, and will be featured on the eighth season of Vanderpump . So fans have quite a wait ahead of them — and it seems many are convinced that Jax and Brittany were themselves unable to wait for their wedding night. There’s a widespread rumor on social media that Cartwright is already knocked up with Taylor’s baby. And ironically, comments the couple recently made to the contrary have only added fuel to the fire. “I’m definitely eager to have kids and Jax is eager to have kids. He’ll be 40 two weeks after [the wedding]. I’m 30, we’re ready. We’re buying a house,” Brittany recently told Us Weekly . “When it happens it happens. We’re not going to be very careful. We’re gonna let it come with God’s grace, and he’ll give us a baby when [it’s] ready.” Jax echoed the sentiment saying he can’t wait to become a father. “We’ve been together for four years and my whole life has been a party, so I’ve done everything I wanted to do. I’m ready for the next step,” Taylor told the magazine. “I’m ready to have kids. I’m ready to be part of the PTA, soccer dad, soccer mom, gymnastics coach, whatever. That’s my next job.” Many fans believe these remarks are Jax and Brittany’s way of bracing the public for a pregnancy announcement — but we feel they’re reading too much into it. Besides, Jax swears he’s stopped lying , and we all believe him when he says that — don’t we? View Slideshow: Jax Taylor Gets Paid More Than the Rest of the Vanderpump Cast Because In 2018, Cruelty and Idiocy Are Virtues