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Household Items Your Mama Wouldn’t Hesitate To Spank You With When A Belt Wasn’t Handy

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Nicole Neal Hairy for Page 3 of the Day

I don’t know what they were thinking over at PAGE 3, the UK daily newspaper’s porn section, because every newspaper needs tits, cuz tits get hits…and really make the news more interesting to read. Not to mention, Page 3 tits are really the reason the whole Glamour Model movement exists. It gave the everyday big titty sluts something to aspire to be, you know to be topless in the newspaper, cuz once you get in the newspaper, you’ve officially made it. Everyone knows that. Especially big titty sluts. But you’d think they would have taken the time to photoshop out her body hair…sure it is blonde, but is fucking everywhere, and it is freaking me out, she’s like a fuzzy fucking animal and it’s making me uncomfortable… Sure she’s otherwise awesome to look at, one of those Glamour models you don’t hate and understand why she’s in this game…but that ass cheek hair, standing on it’s end, shows a serious lack of maintenance…and I am someone who loves bush…just not when it’s creating a weird layer over a bitch in her entirety. Weird.

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Shakira’s Fat Ass in a Bikini on the Beach of the Day

You know what isn’t small and humble? Shakira’s belly…and ass… I mean I get it, she just had a kid, but that’s no fucking excuse to go down the Christina Aguilera route of sex appeal, if anything, the one thing she should have learned from Christina Aguilera, before taking her job on the voice, was to not do that…but these rich bitches never learn, and feel like they will be adorned even when obese, because their fans are latino and latino people are used to fat chicks, but more importantly, are loyal and passionate to their kind, like one massive fucking family, even though in that family, all Shakira wants out of them is their fucking money…it’s a scam…like her in a bikini…it should never have happened…not until she laid off the tacos and toned the fuck up… To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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Aubrey Plaza for GQ of the Day

I still don’t know who Aubrey Plaza is. I know I did a post on her yesterday, she was talking about masturbating on set or some shit, but even that wasn’t all that memorable,because these bitches are a dime a dozen, there are just so many want to be famous, who get some work, and who land some magazines…and even if they were masturbating on a porn site, spread pussy, inserting household objects in themselves, we wouldn’t bother with them, but cuz they are in a movie…or GQ..we’re supposed to think they matter… The fame game confuses me, but here’s Aubrey Plaza, luckily not Aubrey O’Day in GQ in her underwear…anyway…I think because I am just happy it’s not Aubrey O’Day…or Aubrey the rapper known as Drake.

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Vanessa Hudgens in Some Shorts of the Day

I wonder if seeing pics of Vanessa Hudgens excites anyone….like do dudes jerk off to this shit…I mean couldn’t they just google her nudes she took when she was 17…you know when she was advised to do the Traci Lords…and smut out while underage so all her nudes would be taken down and the scandal would make her household…I mean does an ex Disney star who was just fat in a bikini for Springbreakers, in shorts that aren’t even that shirt really do anything for anyone…you can just leave your house and see hotter bitches who don’t have Disney starlet attitude actually showing cameltoe and ass cheek…making this Vanessa Hudgens character as obsolete as I already knew she was… I’ll post it anyway…cuz I’ve already written this nonsense. To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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News Reporter Draws a Penis of the Day

If you find this funny, you are such a child….so immature…you probably laugh at fart jokes….you fucking half wit retard who needs the Make a Wish Foundation to step in and help you get to Disney Land or some shit, no wait that’s for dying kids not retarded kids, whatever… I mean, what we should be feeling is sorry for this poor girl, just trying to get the news to the people, you know and sometimes that involves drawing a dick on TV… No wait, we should be laughing at her, how did she not realize she’s drawing a fucking dick. Idiot. Maybe she realizes, dick jokes always win, always go viral, and that this is her version of a sex tape to become household. Who cares.

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Making It Rain On Them Hoes: Kenya “Gone With The Wind Crazy” Moore Will Be Makin’ More Than Half A Milli For “RHOA’s” 6th Season!

Welp… At least now she won’t be homeless anymore, riiiiiight? Kenya Moore just got a big raise to return to “Real Housewives of Atlanta”. Via US Weekly reports : Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kenya Moore will be returning for the hit reality show’s sixth season, a source tells Us Weekly, and the outspoken former beauty queen could not be more thrilled. “Kenya is very happy to be back!” the source tells Us. According to the insider, Moore, 42, will also get a substantial raise for her contributions to the Bravo show’s success — a whopping $600,000 for the season, with additional bonuses based on ratings. “NeNe [Leakes], Kim [Zolciak] and Kandi [Burruss] make $800,000 a season but they can make more for doing certain special things, like Kim taking off her wig,” another source previously told Us. “Phaedra and Porsha make $50,000 per season.” Moore joined the cast last fall for season five, and quickly got off on the wrong foot with castmates Leakes and Cynthia Bailey. “She was a Miss America? How many years ago was that?” Leakes sniped about Moore — who won the pageant in 1993 — during a conversation with Bailey and Phaedra Parks. “This is 2012.” Moore has garnered a solid following of fans, however, some of them A-list celebrities. In February, Beyonce revealed that she, too, is a fan of the show when she told an interviewer that she thought her performance with former Destiny’s Child group members Michelle Williams and Kelly Rowland was “Gone With the Wind fabulous!” Funnily enough, during an episode in season five, Moore informed her castmates that she is, in fact, often mistaken for Jay-Z’s wife. “Every day, somebody thinks I’m Beyonce,” she claimed, adding that hundreds of people asked for her autograph at the 2009 Inauguration. Well she definitely stirred up enough isht to earn that raise — but how crazy is it that Phaedra and Porsha are being so badly outbanked??? Phaedra is a lawyer, you’d think she’d be able to negotiate a better rate for herself! AKM-GSIMedia/Bravo Continue reading

Matrimony-dom: Is Khloe Trying To Save Her Marriage With Lammy-kins Just So She Can Have A Baby??

Why the hell would anyone want a baby with a man that cheats on them? Khloe Kardashian Is Allegedly Trying To Save Her Marriage With Lamar So She Can Have A Baby Via RadarOnline Khloe Kardashian is desperately trying to save her marriage to Lamar Odom, even as his cheating scandal not only refuses to fade, but is growing larger, RadarOnline is reporting. Jennifer Richardson recently came forward and said she had an affair with the NBA player that stretched out for more than a year – and even included a threesome. Khloe posted a photograph of herself with Lamar to Instagram around midnight Monday, but it is not clear if the pic is new. Khloe and Lamar have not been photographed together for 50 days! The last time they were seen was June 2, at Kim Kardashian’s baby shower. And the days leading up to that were filled with trouble for Khloe and Lamar, as she first kicked him into a separate bedroom and then out of the house. Now, he’s allowed back in the house and Khloe desperately is trying to hide her marital trouble from the world. But she’s facing one big problem: Richardson is speaking out, telling more and more about her affair with Lamar. In her interview with Star magazine, Jennifer revealed that she met Lamar in several cities and had an ongoing sexual relationship with him. Khloe eventually kicked Lamar out of the house, as Radar confirmed, but has let him back in, although they often sleep in separate bedrooms. Desperate for a baby, Khloe, 29, doesn’t want her marriage to end, even though she doesn’t trust Lamar, 33. But the bad news for Khloe and Lamar is Richardson is not fading away, in fact she’s talking more and more about their hookups! Hiding marriage troubles? Keeping up appearances for the camera? Sounds like par for the course for the Kardashian clan. Image via WENN

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Christina Aguilera’s Fat Chick Fat Tit Comeback

So Christina Aguilera is trying on some high concept music, you know the kind of shit that reaches a whole new crowd, that huge and loyal hispanic market, who historically have no taste. So she’s singing in with some dude named Alejandro Fernandez, in what may be a great Love song that the hispanic fire appreciate because it reminds them of some shitty soap opera… He is clearly a hero in his country because his video has millions of views and has only been up for a few days…views Aguilera wants for herself now that America has turned their back on her due to her obesity…not that Obesity stops much in America…not even Kate Upton. The fun starts 2 minutes in when she’s in a bra and a high waisted skirt to hide her broken down mom who likes to eat cake…so much cake…stomach. This is what I think about Christina Aguilera in a bra…shit’s like getting electrocuted crossing the street when you’re just minding your own business cuz God is clearly against you…only with more cleavage…

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Rihanna’s Awesome See Through Top of the Day

I get so much hate mail for constantly posting pics of attention seeker Rihanna. It’s like people fucking hate this bitch, but not me, I think she’s pretty fucking perfect. You see she’s a nice mix of excessive trashy thanks to growing up ghetto in the Islands before being designed and crafted to be a puppet that reaches millions every fucking day…a task that is surely going to break her the fuck down eventually, and even now these little episodes, whether getting with woman beating men…who aren’t just rumoured women beaters…but dudes who have beat her…or whether it is getting half naked as often as possible because you can only assume she realizes she’s traded in her fucking soul for this life…so they might as well take her body too. Not to mention, she’s got a lot of fans, some of which are hot babes, who will start dressing like this when they leave the house, because that’s how drone behavior works, and you know what, I dig it… She’s falling off hard…but she’s falling off right..and she still sells millions of records and sells out concerts…so it’s a fucking win….until she Amy Winehouses herself…but it was a good run. I’m a fan. To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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