Jeremy Renner, The Avengers: Age of Ultron star, loves his little 2-year-old so much that nothing else seems to matter. Renner had sweet Ava with ex-wife Sonni Pacheco . And now that their custody drama is over , he can’t stop gushing about his baby girl. Jeremy Renner on Ellen On Wednesday’s Ellen episode, the actor jokes that fatherhood is all consuming. Jeremy jokes, it “kind of screwed my career in a lot of ways.” He elaborates, “I don’t really care about it [my career] so much, because I care about her [Ava] so much. She’s like No. 1 in my life.” “And now I get to do movies on the side. Daddy’s my best role to date, I think,” he says. For Renner, being a parent “is the greatest thing in the world. And all I had to do was have sex! That’s amazing.” Ellen pulls up a photo of Renner and Ava that he posted to his WhoSay page earlier in the year. “Why is she in a bar?” Ellen asks. “I’m just curious.” “She’s German-Irish like her daddy,” Renner responds. “What do you want?” The big question is will Renner have a huge family like the one in which he grew up? “I’m the oldest of seven, but there’s a giant age gap,” he tells Ellen. “I’m 44, and the youngest is 2.” Um, wait? Isn’t that a 42 year age gap? Yup! Renner exclaims ”My dad had my brother the same week I had my daughter. So it’s kind of like my dad’s having his own grandkids kind of thing.” What a heartfelt and weird thing for a father and son to share. Renner thinks his dad’s late life “endeavors” are good news for him. Why? “I can still, ya know, make things happen later on in life,” he jokes. Jeremy and ex-wife, Sonni, have been in the midst of some high profile divorce drama . Let’s just hope they can keep little Ava out of it. View Slideshow: Celebrities Expecting Babies in 2015
Shay Mitchell is a hugely famous Canadian actress who went to boarding school with someone I know on Vancouver Island….that person told me that she was an entitled spoiled cunt back then, and I can assume that after being thrown into Hollywood and having it work out for her, she’s a substantially worse spoiled cunt now…it’s like rich kids don’t get grounded when they become famous and from being on some silly, very famous show…they just get fucking worse… The good news is that all girls, famous or not, realize that you can never be too famous, not to mention you can never have too many dudes jerk off to you, so you might as well put that kind of content out there, of let’s say waking up in bed in India, where I guess she’s from…and flashing the city…in some slumdog millionaire, only she’s just a millionaire…obnoxiousness… Here’s her cleavage….I like the emoji – it makes it less whorish in her mind…but more whorish to me…like OMG look at me…whore… The post Shay Mitchell Does Cleavage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The November 25, Justin Bieber was in Paris. Here in the “Jamel Comedy Club. Here he resumed the huge tube of Chris Brown “With You” in accapella. Everyone sings is really extraordinary. http://www.youtube.com/v/KkUglZP0nyE?version=3&f=videos&app=youtube_gdata See the rest here: Justin Bieber – WITH YOU – Concert Privé Paris
A few weeks back, there was some debate as to whether or not Kylie Jenner has pierced nipples . As with the controversy surrounding Kylie’s lip implants , we thought the answer was pretty obvious from the start. Unlike that conflict, however, Kylie has definitively settled this one by revealing to the world that she does indeed have a hard time getting through airport security: Kylie posted the above pic to Snapchat with the caption, “New jewelry in the other secret areas.” Try not to focus too much on the fact that she called those her ” other ” secret areas, which seems to indicate that they’re not the only ones. Kylie has only been on Snapchat for a little over a week, but she’s already making her presence known in a major way. Yesterday, she posted a video in which she put her hand down Kendall Jenner’s pants . Today, Kylie gave us a photo in which she kisses Kendall while lying in bed. So apparently, Kylie is going with different themes for her different social media accounts. For Instagram, it’s “semi-nude jailbait teen.” For Snapchat, it’s “incestuous weirdness comes to Southern California.” And for Facebook, it’s “my mom posts a bunch of BS to promote various family business ventures.” Don’t bother following that one. Not only is it boring, but your family and friends will never look at you the same. 51 Wildly Inappropriate Photos of Kylie Jenner 1. Kylie Jenner Body View Photo This is Kylie Jenner’s body these days. Not what your typical 17-year-old looks or dresses like, that’s for sure. 2. Kylie Jenner’s Body View Photo WOW. That’s all we have to say about Kylie Jenner’s body, which has certainly … changed in recent months. 3. Kylie Jenner Nipple Piercing Photo View Photo Kylie Jenner posted a photo to Instagram that appeared to reveal a nipple piercing. She deleted it after it received too much negative attention. 4. Kylie Instagram Pic View Photo Kylie Jenner kicked off 2015 by posting this photo on Instagram. Seems about par for the reality star’s course, right? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Sexy Kylie Jenner View Photo Kylie Jenner gets sexy in another selfie. This girl knows how to get followers on Instagram. 6. Sultry Kylie Jenner View Photo In this picture,Kylie Jenner poses in a seductive manner on Kim Kardashian’s property. Someone needs to remind the star that she is 16 years old. 7. Kylie Jenner Instagram Picture View Photo Kylie Jenner on Instagram in a picture that will surely get all you 14 year old guys bothered and hot. 8. Kylie Jenner and Jaden Smith in Bed View Photo Kylie Jenner poses here in bed with Jaden Smith. And the two claim they aren’t dating! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Kylie Jenner: Big Lips, Grill View Photo Kylie Jenner has shared yet another photo of her giant lips with the world. Does anyone still believe the girl achieves this effect with lip liner? 10. LBD Heat Kylie’s little black dress is white hot. 11. Dressing Room Heat Oh to be a fly on the wall. 12. Kylie Jenner’s Lips Plus Crop Top View Photo Kylie Jenner’s lips are once again huge, and her crop top outta control, in her latest Instagram photo to generate buzz. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Kylie Jenner, No Pants View Photo Kylie Jenner loves attention, that much is clear. But the teenager hates wearing pants. 14. Kylie Jenner’s Plump Lips View Photo Goodness, those lips are plump on Kylie Jenner. You cannot deny this. 15. Kylie Jenner Stripper Boots Photo View Photo Kylie Jenner posted one of her raciest photos yet to Instagram. Where are this girl’s parents?! 16. Kylie Jenner Leg Photo View Photo Kylie Jenner shows off her leg in this Instagram photo. We guess we should be happy she isn’t showing off any more private body parts. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Kylie Jenner in Leather View Photo Kylie Jenner poses here in leather. It’s another scandalous shot of the young star. 18. Kylie Jenner Stomach View Photo Kylie Jenner posted this photo to Instagram of her stomach. It’s unclear why. 19. Kylie Jenner in Sweats View Photo Kylie posted a “straight outta bed” pic to Instagram. Unfortunately, she cropped out her makeup-free face. 20. Kylie Jenner: No Pants Pic View Photo Kylie Jenner posted yet another selfie to Instagram. It seems this time she forgot to put on pants first. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Kylie Jenner Underwear Selfie View Photo Kylie Jenner shows off her underwear in this selfie. We wish should would not do so, of course. She is only 17 years old. 22. Kylie Jenner Bra Strap Photo View Photo Kylie’s latest selfie. She’s celebrating 12 million followers on Instagram. 23. Kylie Jenner Love Photo View Photo Here is a photo of Kylie Jenner like you’ve never seen her before. The young reality star is posing on behalf of LOVE Magazine. 24. Kylie Jenner: Bed Selfie View Photo Looks like Kylie just woke up. We assume it’s some time in the early afternoon. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Kylie Jenner: Hot Selfie View Photo Kylie Jenner posts another hot selfie of her increasingly hot self. At least that’s how she wants us to view her, clearly. 26. Kylie or Kim?! View Photo Kylie Jenner, 17, or Kim Kardashian, 34?! You’d be forgiven if it took a second to realize who this was a photo of. 27. Kylie Jenner as a Blonde View Photo Look at those lips! Look at that blonde hair! Kylie Jenner poses here for LOVE Magazine. 28. Kylie Jenner is So Money View Photo Kylie Jenner is money. This photo is proof positive of that. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. Kylie Jenner Butt Selfie View Photo Kylie Jenner has gotten in on the butt selfie act started by her sisters. It’s an unfortunate act. 30. Kylie Jenner Teases Black Bra View Photo Oh, Kylie Jenner. The young reality star shows off a black bra in this photo for some reason. 31. Tight Jeans Selfie “Eat yo Wheaties,” Kylie captioned this one. Indeed. 32. Midriff Madness Kylie says she doesn’t even watch what she eats. Oh to be young. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 33. Kylie Jenner iPhone 6 Selfie View Photo Kylie’s first selfie with her new phone! The picture is like totally clearer…or something. 34. Kylie Jenner Injections View Photo Kylie Jenner’s lips before and after she got injections … at least according to the Internet. 35. Kylie Jenner: Lip Injection Photos? View Photo Kylie Jenner’s lips before and after … whatever it is she did or didn’t do to them. But they look quite a bit different. 36. Kylie Jenner Lip Comparison View Photo Kylie Jenner’s lips, December 2013 vs. December 2014. WOW. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 37. Kylie Jenner Lips: 2013-2014 View Photo Kylie Jenner’s lips, as seen on Instagram on December 2013 and then December 2014. Just crazy. 38. Kylie Jenner Lips: Before & After View Photo Kylie Jenner’s lips before and after … whatever it is she did. It’s been a serious change, in any case! 39. Just the Right Angle Kylie shows off all of the attributes she wants you to look at in a single photo! 40. Double Your Pleasure And RIPPED for your pleasure, as well. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 41. That Works as a Top, Sure Sheer perfection, Kylie. 42. Kylie Jenner Instagram Selfie View Photo Tyga posted this photo of Kylie Jenner to his Instagram page. Many take it as the rapper’s way of confirming his relationship with Kylie Jenner. 43. Another Kylie Jenner Selfie View Photo Hello there… Kylie Jenner?!? The reality star looks just like sister Kim in this selfie, doesn’t she? 44. Kylie Jenner Grill Selfie View Photo Kylie showed off her new grill on Instagram. We’re hoping it’s only temporary. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 45. Happy New Year If 2015 is anything like what she gave us in 2014 in terms of Kylie selfies, it will be one Happy New Year indeed. 46. Kylie Jenner Works Out View Photo Kylie Jenner says this is her “basic workout attire.” We beg to differ. Where do you stand? 47. Kylie Jenner in a Monokini View Photo We wish we could say this was skimpiest outfit Kylie Jenner has ever worn on Instagram. But it’s not the case. 48. Kylie Jenner Body Selfie View Photo SIGH. Kylie Jenner, at 17 years of age, posted this close-up of her body and her boobs on Instagram in March of 2015. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 49. Kylie Jenner Dress View Photo That is one amazing dress on Kylie Jenner. Seriously, that fabric looks like it must be super high quality. 50. Kylie Jenner: Lips, Cleavage View Photo That’s some serious cleavage, Kylie Jenner! We feel dirty just look at this picture. 51. Kylie Jenner Blackface? View Photo Kylie Jenner refers to this look as “metallic.” But she has come under fire from those who see it as blackface. The End. Up Next: ” 51 Wildly Inappropriate Photos of Kylie Jenner .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Mathew Knowles In The Way Of Destiny’s Child Reunion Tour DC3’s performance during the Stellar Awards not only got fans nostalgic for the good old Destiny’s Child days, but the group members themselves. Not only are they eager to tour together again, but they’re even interested in doing a 10-year-anniversary album full of brand new tracks for their legion of fans. However…they’re all so fed up with Mathew Knowles that none of them want to give him a dime of money from the deal — a major complication since his name is irrevocably tied to the group. Via MailOnline : “Although Destiny’s Child is made up of the three ladies, Beyoncé’s father and former manager Mathew Knowles owns one-fourth of the group as well. Anytime they do anything under the name Destiny’s Child, he has involvement in it and money from it,” a source close to the group reveals to Daily Mail Online. None of the members of Destiny’s Child want any involvement with Mathew, who once managed each of their individual careers as well as the group. Kelly was first to fire him in 2009, Michelle followed in 2010 and Beyoncé finally nixed all dealings with her dad after accusations of stealing money from her in 2011. “That it was claimed Mathew stole money from Beyoncé and then he sued to prove that he didn’t was bad enough. But all of the extramarital affairs and children outside the marriage just made it so that Beyoncé doesn’t have anything to do with her dad at all,” the source explained. The trio’s unwillingness to deal with Mathew is why they keep putting off a Destiny’s Child reunion album and tour. Their 2005 Destiny Fulfilled tour grossed approximately $70.8 million in the U.S. alone and according to Billboard it was the highest-grossing tour for either a pop or R&B band since TLC’s FanMail Tour. Beyoncé, Kelly and Michelle wanted to record a 10-year follow-up CD and launch a tour. They know both the album and tour could a huge seller and break tour records. “The problem is they can’t figure out how to nix Mathew from the deal. They all want more than anything to give the fans one last run of the group, especially since they all have their own individual success, but don’t want to deal with Mathew,” the source explained. It’s unlikely that Mathew would allow the women to cut any deals without him. Yeah, we guess not — not with all those fresh mouths to feed and his well-documented money troubles. However, we seriously doubt that Bey & the crew are going to let Mathew stand in between them and the money.
Kylie Jenner Creates Controversy By Wishing She Looked Like Black Light Photoshoot All The Time We’ve cracked more than a few jokes about Kylie morphing into Blac Chyna but does the youngest Jenner daughter really want dark skin? When Kylie posted the photo above and the accompanying caption “What I wish I looked like all the time” it kicked off a huge controversy Saturday night. Why? Because you know people get sensitive about white folks going dark… Kylie ended up deleting the post, but she posted several more shots, explaining the pictures were edited using lights to create the colors. What makes this controversy even more interesting is that Karrueche and Zendaya also jumped into the conversation. Hit the flip to see how it all played out.
Did Deanna cast out Rock from Alexandria? Did Glenn become the show’s latest casualty? Did Gabriel get what he deserved? Forget asking questions. Let’s get right to the answers that were prevalent on The Walking Dead Season 5 Episode 16 , shall we? Watch The Walking Dead Season 5 Episode 16 Online We opened with Morgan beating up a dude with a “W” written on his forehead. He said the letter stood for “Wolf” because, many years ago, the first settlers in the region has placed bounties on the heads of these animals. In Alexandria, Rick woke up and didn’t know if he should stop lying or take over the town. Nearby, Maggie tried to convince Deanna now to banish Rick, who later told Carl that he would do whatever it took… even if it meant killing a resident. Prior to the town meeting on Rick’s fate, the leader admitted to Michonne that he, Daryl and Carol had taken guns and kept them from her. But Michonne insisted she’d always be on Team Rick. Following a nice scene with Maggie, Glenn tailed Nicholas when he went into the woods (with his gun). Naturally, the first opportunity he got, Nicholas went ahead and shot Glenn. But it takes more than one bullet to take out Glenn, who proceeded to attack his nemesis when a walker approached. However, Glenn being Mr. Nice Guy, he ended up helping Nicholas escape. Also in the woods, Gabriel pulled off the head of a walker (with a noose) and bashed in its skull. He then curled up in a ball and bawled. Later tasked by Spencer to close the gate behind him, Gabriel left it open. He went back to to the chapel and told Sasha that Bob’s death was due to her sins. She would eventually pull a gun on him, only for Maggie to break things up and join those two in a prayer circle. Daryl and Aaron, meanwhile, were trailing a poncho-wearing stranger, oblivious to events in Alexandria. They ended up getting into a car to avoid a bunch of walkers as a food processing plants, with Daryl volunteering to take them on in order to save Aaron. But Aaron would hear of it. As you’ll note when you watch The Walking Dead online , however, Morgan came along and saved the day. Aaron then invited Morgan to consider a spot in their community, though Morgan turned him down. He’s on his way to D.C. 23 Shocking TV Deaths 1. Katherine Pierce Katherine Pierce was literally dragged to Hell on The Vampire Diaries. We’d like to think she’s dancing and drinking somewhere on The Other Side still. 2. Sophie Deveraux So much for Sophie Deveraux as a key player on The Originals. Her Season 1 death served as a shocker. 3. Moira Queen We can still feel the pain of Moira Queen’s death on Arrow. It’s almost as if we were the ones who were stabbed. 4. Will Gardner We know actor Josh Charles wanted to leave The Good Wife. But we still have nightmares about Will Gardner being gunned down in a courtroom. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Oberyn Martell If you’re gonna go out, we suppose you might as well have your eyes literally crushed, as we witnessed with Oberyn Martell on Game of Thrones. 6. Leslie Shay We did NOT see this one coming. Chicago Fire opened Season 3 by killing off Shay. 7. Joss Carter Yes, we miss Joss Carter on Person of Interest. But we now LOVE Taraji P. Henson on Empire! 8. Nicholas Brody Nicholas Brody ran his course on Homeland. But the show was at its best when he and Carrie were going head-to-head, in more ways than one. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Tara Knowles Rest in peace, Tara Knowles. You deserved better than to be carved up by Gemma in the kitchen of your own home. 10. Hershel Greene Rest in peace as well, Hershel Greene. It seems like you had so much more wisdom to pass along on The Walking Dead. 11. Allison Argent It should not come as a surprise when someone dies on a show such as Teen Wolf. But we miss you, Allison Argent! 12. Patti We mostly just love Ann Dowd, but we’re at least encouraged by the fact that Patti doesn’t appear to be fully dead on The Leftovers. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Alcide Herveaux It’s not so much that Alcide Herveaux died on True Blood. It’s that his death was glossed over and forgotten about so quickly. 14. Walter White No, it was not surprising that Walter White died to conclude Breaking Bad. But his death simply has to be acknowledged in any list such as this. 15. Denny Yes, we’re going old school here. Only because the death of Denny on Grey’s Anatomy may have been the saddest TV death of all-time. 16. Daniel Grayson Bang! Bang! He’s dead. But, hey, at least Daniel Grayson got to see Emily Thorne naked on Revenge. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Zoe Barnes Zoe Barnes met her demise when Frank Underwood pushed her in front of a train to kick off House of Cards Season 2. 18. Omar Little Omar never meant to harm anyone who didn’t deserve it on The Wire. He was shot and killed during a convenience store run. 19. King Henry King Henry went sort of insane before meeting his end on Reign. It was a blast to watch! 20. Matthew Crawley Actor Dan Stevens wanted off Downton Abbey, so producers KILLED him off. Poor, poor Mary. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Mona Vanderwaal We reserve the right to change this if it turns out Mona Vanderwaal is actually alive on Pretty Little Liars. 22. Dr. Lance Sweets We watched Sweets grow up before our eyes on Bones. And then we watched him die. 23. Harrison Wright Scandal had no choice but to kill off Harrison Wright. Just Google all actor Columbus Short got into away from set. The End. Up Next: ” 23 Shocking TV Deaths .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… We end at the town meeting, the one to which Rick did not show (because he was dispatching a walker who had wandered through the gate). He finally arrived with the dead zombie over his shoulder and vowed to “show” everyone how to handle their undead rivals. But then Pete entered… with Michonne’s sword in hand. He killed an intervening Reg and Deanna told Rick to “do it.” To go ahead and kill Pete. Without hesitation, Rick shot Pete… just as Morgan appeared at the gate with Daryl and Aaron. After the concluding credits, Michonne started wearing her sword again, while we saw the poncho dude (having been killed by Morgan’s attackers) walking past a vehicle with “wolves not far” spray-painted on it. What did everyone think of The Walking Dead Season 5 finale? Sound off now and then check out the first promo for Fear the Walking Dead : Fear the Walking Dead Teaser
Sting fought in the WWE for the first time. The Undertaker rose from the dead. The Rock appeared. And the Money in the Bank Suitcase was cashed in. Airing live from Levi’s Stadium in San Francisco last night, Wrestlemania 31 provided non-stop thrills and shocks. Scroll down for a full rundown of the surprising results… Cesaro and Tyson Kidd continued to dominate the tag team ranks by winning the fatal four-way. A chaotic opening match was highlighted by a Sharpshooter on Torito. The Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal was won by the only real heir to that legend, The Big Show. It included Mizdow refusing to help Miz fight Big Show… and then Mizdow eliminating Miz . Following a crazy spot-fest and heatbutts galore, Daniel Bryan knocked Ziggler off the top of the ladder, winning the Intercontinental Title and causing the crowd to be on a high at the outset of the televised broadcast. YES! YES! YES! Randy Orton defeated Seth Rollins with possibly the greatest RKO in history. It served as a counter to the curb stomp, with Orton tossing Rollins way up in the air before slamming him down. In a stunning turn of events, Sting lost to Triple H . But then DX ran out, with Sting splashing down on them from the top rope. And then the NWO came out!!! There was Hogan! And Scott Hall! And HBK superkicking Sting! And Sting’s bat smashing Triple H’s sledgehammer. For a few minutes, at least, the Monday Night Wars returned – and it was glorious. AJ Lee and Paige defeated The Bella Twins, with Nikki tapping out to the Black Widow. Following a huge “ JOHN CENA SUUUUCKS ” set to his theme music, Cena went ahead and beat Rusev in your basic John Cena match. Not much to really say about it. But then The Rock came out after Triple H and Stephanie went to to the ring to gloat. He was quickly joined by Ronda Rousey (who costars in Furious 7 ) and they laid the smack down on the First Couple of the WWE. The Undertaker returned to start a new Wrestelmania streak against Bray Wyatt. He went “Old School,” he used a pair of Tombstones and his defeated creepy, crawly handstanding opponent. In the main event, Brock Lesnar basically dominated Roman Reigns for a solid 15 minutes. But he then got busted open, bleeding profusely, only to still kick out after a trio of Superman Punches and a couple spears. Before the match even ended, Rollins came out and put himself into the contest (via the Money in the Bank suitcase). Back and forth we went until Rollins used the Curb Stomp to pin Reigns and win the WWE World Heavyweight Championship.
What does Scott Disick do for “work,” exactly? His shady behavior has become the stuff of legend, so on Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 10 Episode 3, Kourtney set out to answer that very question. What did she find out, and how did she go about it? Does she even know the father of her three kids at all? How did he react when inevitably found out? Let’s find out in this week’s KUWTK recap … Watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 10 Episode 3 Online Those who watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online or its spinoff Kourtney & Khloe Take the Hamptons know all about The Lord’s paid “appearances.” His “I get paid to chill” boast and Kourtney’s “leave it to you to make getting wasted a career” retort last year made for one of the couple’s best exchanges. Still, no one actually knows about Scott’s business dealings, such as how much he pulls for one of these gigs, what he does there, or anything else really. And the mystery extends beyond the club circuit. When Kris overheard him wiring a huge sum of money, Kourtney’s explanation was “he’s brokering things.” That definitely wasn’t going to cut it as far as his baby mama and her family were concerned on Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 10 Episode 3 . More eyebrows were raised when a stack of license plates turned up. Is our man a spy? A CIA agent? Running an ID theft / money laundering ring? When he had a bunch of luxury cars delivered to the house, Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney Kardashian set out to figure out just what the heck is going on. It turns out that The Lord Scott Disick is President of Calabasas Luxury Motorcars … apparently. Good for him and all, but Kourtney wasn’t thrilled. 11 Times Scott Disick Was a Douche 1. When He Ragged on Kim’s Marriage View Photo Lord Disick often says what we’re thinking. Especially when he’s ragging on his baby mama’s clueless sisters. 2. When He Took Kim Down a Peg View Photo Scott ragging on Kim might be the best part of the Kardashian reality shows. Every time she acts like it’s the first time she’s ever been put in her place. 3. When He Read Kourtney’s Mind View Photo Kourtney can be a tad predictable at times. No one’s better at pointing this out than Scott. 4. That Other Time He Took Kim Down a Peg View Photo Kim might lead a wildly interesting life, but she doesn’t have the personality to match. Leave it to Scott to point that out on national TV. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. When He Burned Kendall Jenner Scott doesn’t limit himself to being a douche on TV. His attacks on the Jenner sisters make Twitter a better place to be. 6. When He Pointed Out That Kris Jenner is Awful Scott might be a douche, but Kris Jenner is the worst. Fortunately, Scott’s more than happy to point that out. 7. When He Made Fun of Kourtney’s Clothes View Photo The worst thing you can do to a Kardashian is mock her clothes. Naturally, Scott takes every opportunity to do so. 8. When He Mocked Rob’s Socks View Photo Despite all of his wealth and connections, Rob Kardashian chose to design socks for a living. Scott is happy to point out how ridiculous this is. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. When He Tried to be Down With the Hood View Photo Scott even takes the occasional shot at himself. Here, he sarcastically analyzes his relationship with “the hood.” 10. When He Mocked Kim Yet Again View Photo Scott is relentless when it comes to the most famous Kardashian. And we love every second of it, 11. And of Course, When He Made Fun of the Entire Family View Photo No one mocks the Kardashian-Jenner clan quite Scott. All hail Lord Disick! The End. Up Next: ” 11 Times Scott Disick Was a Douche .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… “It’s really nobody’s business,” he said after being confronted by his partner for keeping secrets … about what he does for work to provide for them? Scott’s taking his need for privacy and independence a little far if you ask us, but Kourtney agreed to let him maintain his “international man of mystery” status. For the most part. Now we know who to call when we’re in the market for our next Rolls Royce at least, so the Kards’ sleuthing was definitely a success. Meanwhile, Kris asked Kim Kardashian to take her to the doctor the next day, but when Kim can’t get a sitter for North West, she suggests Bruce Jenner. Her ex-husband obliges, but at the doctor’s it gets awkward when Kris confesses that she changed the executor of her will from Bruce to Kourtney. Bruce later tells Kim, who agrees that Kourtney isn’t the right choice just because she’s the oldest. Kim feels she personally is “the most level headed.” Kylie Jenner then pops by her dad’s house unannounced, much to Bruce’s surprise and happiness. He enlists Kim’s help to buy her a bag. For $5,000. Kim has to talk Bruce off the big-spending ledge, but he’s just happy someone actually came to see him besides Brody, Brandon and Leah Jenner . 11 Kardashian Secrets: Booze, Body Odor, and Bruce’s Fetish 1. Scott and Kourtney Sleep in Separate Rooms View Photo Not surprising: Scott’s a slob. Surprising: He and Kourtney sleep as far away from each other as possible. “Scott was a complete and utter mess,†the maid claims. “He’d leave food everywhere and crumbs covered his bed, which was on the opposite side of the house from Kourtney.†2. Bruce Jenner Loves to Cross-Dress View Photo The maid describes finding women’s underwear under Bruce’s bed: “He’d hide it under his bed. I guess he didn’t want his family to know.†3. Kanye Stinks View Photo “One time, Kim asked me to wash Kanye’s white T-shirt,” says the maid. “It reeked of the worst body odor I have ever smelled. There were armpit stains that were soaking wet. It made me shiver.†4. Kim is Kind View Photo “Kim would sit and chat with [the housekeepers],” says the source. “And she was generous. One time she gifted someone on her staff a computer for Christmas. It was awesome and so kind. She was the only one out of the three to give anyone helping out any gifts.†Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. But She’s Also a Slob View Photo “Kim’s bedroom and bathroom are beyond filthy at all times no matter how often it was cleaned,†the maid claims. “The minute Kim entered everything was trashed – like a tornado had just gone through it.†​ 6. Scott Disick: Raging Alcoholic View Photo The Kardashian’s maid describes Scott as “constantly drunk.” She claims he would litter the house with empty booze bottles and she once found a white powdered substance in his bathroom. 7. Kourtney is Hell on Heels View Photo “Kourtney was by far the most rude and unappreciative person in the family,†says the housekeeper. “She was also extremely strict and a total neat freak.†8. And She’s Cheap View Photo “One time she called two different grocery stores to compare the price of a chicken breast. Who does that?” Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Khloe is the Most Fun View Photo “She loves to play practical jokes, especially on Kim,†says the source. “She would hide her clothes and shoes and Kim would panic. Khloe would think it was the funniest thing.†10. And She Puts Kim in Her Place View Photo Khloe is apprently the only one willing to lay down the law with her more famous sis: “She couldn’t handle that Kim would just leave her clothes on the floor for someone to pick up. She thought her sister was a slob.” 11. Kris Likes to Get Sloshed View Photo The housekeeper describes Kris as “the life of the party.” “When she has a few too many drinks in her she’s been known to bump into walls but otherwise, she was so nice and always asked everyone on the staff about their home lives.” The End. 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