Jessica Simpson has been feeding those tits to the point they are ready to explode, like they are some thanksgiving turkey, or Christmas ham, you know just fucking jack them babies up, only to release them like the gift to the world, goodwill unto men, joy to the world, hark!….lighting of the Christmas tree… I mean girl’s all green, with some lacy looking ornament on her Chrismas globules…. She’s old, she’s thick, she’s a mom, she’s still Jessica Simpson…and she’s BUSTY… The post Jessica Simpson Monster Tits for Xmas of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
If you're a fan of Teen Mom, then you know that many of the people on the show have tattoos. You also know that a lot of the tattoos … well, they aren't that great. Some are poorly done, some are just kind of strange, and some are nightmarish and horrifying and just so completely, unbelievably bad. So steady yourself, perhaps grab some smelling salts and some pearls to clutch, and let's check out all the Teen Mom ink we can get our eyes on! 1. Amber’s Tattoo of Leah Here, let’s just start with the worst of the worst, all right? This is Amber Portwood’s portrait of her daughter, Leah. It’s right on her stomach, it also features a gigantic rose, and it’s not finished. Will she ever get it finished? It’s hard to say. We will ever be able to get this haunting image out of our heads? Unlikely. 2. Choices Since we’re already talking about Amber’s tattoos, she also got this matching tattoo with Matt Baier, back when they first started dating. It reads “vero amore,” which is supposed to be Italian for “true love.” So that’s embarrassing. 3. Speaking of Embarrassing … Matt also has this huge tattoo of Amber’s name right on his forearm. Just right there on his arm where he has to look at it all day, every day. 4. Ugh Matt actually has several tattoos, many of which you can see on his nude book cover. We won’t waste more time on him here, so if you feel the need to look more closely at his naked greasy bod here, then you have our blessing. However, we will say that on his other arm, he has a couple of Chinese characters that he says mean “clean and sober,” but that Teen Mom detectives have actually determined mean “Lisa.” 5. Why Though? As hard as it may be to believe, Matt isn’t the only guy to get Amber Portwood’s name tattooed on his body — Gary Shirley made the exact same mistake. Thankfully he was smart enough (???) to get the tattoo on his shoulder instead of on his forearm though, and he’s since covered up. 6. It’s Gary Time Gary also has a … what is that, a sun? A blob with tentacles? Whatever it is, he’s also got some tattoo right in the middle of his chest, peeking out through all his body hair. View Slideshow
Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for FENTY PUMA by Rihanna) Is Rihanna Engaged To Hassan Jameel? Rihanna is living her best life this year, from all of her successful ventures and still killing it in music she’s also reportedly found love outside of the entertainment industry with Saudi billionaire Hassan Jameel. Could she being closing out the year with a big BANG? And by ‘bang’ we mean engagement! Rih Rih was spotted out in about yesterday on her way to see comedian Chris Rock live in NYC. Paps caught flicks of Rih who held up her hand and she was rocking a huge rock on her wedding finger. Do you think she could be secretly engaged or could this be a statement ring to go with her outfit? Rihanna flashes huge diamond ring on wedding finger in NYC https://t.co/OaBswuqdOj pic.twitter.com/r4WdPU7vFZ — Zesty Celebrity News (@zesty_celebrity) December 7, 2017 What do YOU think this ring means?
Throughout his relationship with Kourtney Kardashian, Scott Disick was frequently unfaithful. But now, it seems the Lord is having anxiety over the possibility that his lady was stepping out on him toward the end of their time together. Insiders have noticed that Scott is closer with his older two children than with his youngest son, Reign–and there are some interesting theories as to why that might be, “This sounds horrible to say, but Scott is closest to Mason and then Penelope,” one insider tells Life & Style . The source notes that while Scott has a bond with Reign, “it’s not the same as the one he had with Mason when he was that young.” Part of the problem could be that Scott simply isn’t as involved in the life of his youngest child. Though he’s always been an unrepentant partier, Scott assumed the role of attentive father when Mason was born. He put on his dad hat again when Penelope entered the world. With Reign, however, the circumstances were very different. It wasn’t long after the birth of Scott and Kourtney’s third child that their relationship fell apart. Scott and Kourtney split for good in 2015, when Reign was just six months old. Shortly thereafter, Scott embarked on an epic bender , traveling the world in the company of increasingly younger starlets. These days Disick is dating Sofia Richie , and his relationship reportedly takes up the bulk of his time. So there are many factors playing into why Scott might not be as close with his youngest kid. But insiders say the biggest reason is that Disick has doubts about whether Reign is really his son. “Reign was conceived when Kourtney and Scott were going through a rough patch. At the time, Scott didn’t question whether he was the father, but that soon changed,” explains the source. “It didn’t take long for Scott to start having doubts as to whether Reign is actually his child.” The source adds that Disick became deeply concerned in response remarks made by family and friends: “What really got under Scott’s skin is when family members said that Reign didn’t look like him,” says the insider. “Penelope and Mason are dead ringers for Scott, but Reign looks more like Kourtney.” The insider says that in the months before Reign was conceived, Scott and Kourtney often spent long stretches of time apart. “There were countless times when they’d split up and not see each other for weeks. And whenever they had a huge argument,” says the source. The informant claims that during that time, Kourtney often “went out of her way to seek revenge. She’d often party with her pals and close guy friends.” Scott has reportedly addressed these concerns with Kourtney, but it seems she refuses to acknowledge his suspicions. “Kourtney didn’t want to hear it when Scott asked if he’s really the father,” says the insider. “She outright denied [that Reign could be someone else’s],” the source adds. “During the heated bust-up, Scott brought up doing a DNA test. Kourtney said no, which has only heightened his suspicions.” So it seems the matter will remain a mystery–unless, of course, Kris Jenner can talk Kourtney into doing a DNA test for TV ratings. View Slideshow: The Good, The Bad, The Lord: 23 Times Scott Disick Owned Reality TV
A star of The Big Bang Theory has some very big news to share: She’s engaged! About a year after we first wondered whether Kaley Cuoco would get married to boyfriend Karl Cook, the beautiful actress has gone ahead and answered our question. Well, she answered his question, to be accurate. And that question, of course, was whether she wanted to be his bride. In an emotional video Cook actually shared to Instagram, Cuoco breaks down in tears upon hearing the words she wanted Cook to say, barely able to even utter a response. “We’re engaged!” Cuoco tells the camera at one point, to which Karl replies: “You still haven’t said yes yet.” Yes! I say yes! I say yes!” she says back. Watch the waterworks flow and the proposal be accepted below: Kaley Cuoco Engagement Video “Who knew my prior post was oracular,” wrote Cook as a caption to the footage, adding: “Well after nearly two years I finally got up the courage to ask her to marry me. “This is the best night of my life and I think the video shows it is the best night for kaley as well…..of she said yes!!!!!” In September of 2015, Cuoco split from husband Ryan Sweeting after less than two years of marriage. Based on the way she acted afterward (getting a tattoo of Sweeting’s name removed, however, it seemed as if Ryan dared to cheat on Kaley. She later told Cosmopolitan that the divorced “[changed] the way I look at marriage, and that makes me sad.” Thankfully, though, she has now found a man that makes her happy. Cuoco and Cook first sparked romance rumors in March of 2016. A month later, Cuoco shared a cozy picture of her with her boyfriend on Instagram, writing: “That’s what happy looks like.” The two share a love of horses in particular and animals in general. “They seem to be in a good spot right now. She is always traveling with him. It’s not as much her schedule but more so his,” an insider previously told E! New, concluding: “She is super smitten.” And we’re super smitten for her! We wish Cuoco and Cook the very best of luck in their life together! View Slideshow: Celebrity Couple Nicknames: RANKED! UPDATE: The ring is the thing, right? That many folks care about? Cook has shared this photo of the diamond he presented to Cuoco:
Selena Gomez is back together with Justin Bieber. This is not really news to anyone with an Internet connection, considering all the quotes and photos that have been circulating online for weeks now. But here’s the thing: None of those quotes have been uttered by either Selena or Justin themselves. Neither star has confirmed this rekindled romance has actually been… rekindled. UNTIL NOW! Featured on the cover of Billboard (as its Woman of the Year), Gomez opens way up about past relationships and friendships, along with young Mr. Bieber himself. Getting back together with the singer “comes back to the idea of me remaining full,” she explained. “I think a true representation of love is beyond just yourself,” Gomez added, getting all deep and profound. “It’s me going to get coffee earlier this morning and talking with a woman who was celebrating her birthday and going to Disneyland for the first time. I told her about my favorite things there, and she got excited, and then I got excited because she was excited. “The littlest things are impactful.” Selena acknowledges her up and down relationship with Bieber, but says she has come a long way. This isn’t some wild wild, immature whim, deciding to let Bieber back into her pants. She has made an adullt decision, she says. “I’m 25. I’m not 18, or 19, or 20. I cherish people who have really impacted my life. “So maybe before, it could have been forcing something that wasn’t right. But that doesn’t mean caring for someone ever goes away.” Gomez and The Weeknd broke up in late October, following several months of dating. Talk of her and Justin being an item heated up immediately, with insiders saying Bieber came to a realization about his ex after she underwent a kidney transplant and nearly died. So things must be very bitter between her and The Weeknd, right? If Selena really did dump the artist and then move right on to Bieber? Not at all, Selena swears. “Something that I’m really proud of is that there’s such a true friendship [between us]. “I truly have never experienced anything like that in my life. “We ended it as best friends, and it was genuinely about encouraging and caring [for each other], and that was pretty remarkable for me.” This sounds like a huge lie, of course. Who actually has a mutual, amicable break up?!? But Selena insists she has come a long way and that she’s seeing things differently after her health scare. View Slideshow: Selena Gomez Stuns with Appearance, Sparks Lip Sync Controversy at American Music Awards “I’m really proud of where I am right now. I handle things in a healthy way. I can enjoy where I’m at.” Gomez also says she has taken far more control of her career: “I love being able to say ‘no.’ I like being a part of the world. “People are so terrified of other people. I see it in my generation a lot. There’s so much anxiety and angst, and the pressure just keeps getting worse. “[But] I’m proudest of not becoming jaded. I have every reason to be like, ‘Fc-k all of you.’ “And I don’t. I’m going to have the bad days where I don’t want to leave my bedroom – but I’m ready for them.” And on those other days? She can go over to Bieber’s bedroom. It’s a pretty great set up.
Real Sidechicks Of Charlotte Reportedly Snag Netflix Deal Who’s ready to see the lives of a handful of tore up sidechicks in your Netflix queue??? Well, prepare. Soon you’ll be able to stream their deplorable shenanigans, according to The Jasmine Brand . The site is exclusively reporting that the series has just snagged a Netflix deal. This is huge news for the cast of disposables. Reportedly, their source confirms that the series is coming to the streaming service, with no other details. Previously, folks thought the series was a jokes until the cast went around to do press around it. We’ll be looking out for that release date to keep everyone informed. Will you be watching????
Old as fuck Kate Beckinsale….the mom of some slutty 18 year old college girl…who nerds and weirdos know from being in some Underworld movie about vampires and all the sequels…where she could potentially be a vampire because she doesn’t age…and still looks like she looked when she was a younger mom…but then again, maybe it’s just testament to breeding young so that the body bounces back…but I’ll stick with vampire… She’s wearing some leggings, like most moms in their 40s, you can leave your house and women everywhere are rocking the leggings, even fat women in their 40s, because shit is forgiving, it holds them together, and most importantly feels like they are wearing nothing…it’s the SWEATPANTS you can jerk off to and not realize the bitch in them is just a fucking lazy slob….not fucking a lazy slop because as a lazy slop…I can attest that no one’s fucking me…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Beckinsale’s Mom Ass in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Whenever I see Margot Robbie….I wonder who’s dick she sucked…. Oh I know Australian girls and not once have I seen one turn down a drink, or a good time…they are wild, they are fun, they fuck, and they look good… Now I don’t think Margot Robbie is that hot, she was hot in Wolf of Wall Street while naked, but I’ve managed to find it in myself to move on and not care, because I don’t care….but also because as time has gone on with her…she keeps getting fatter and fatter…uninteresting really…but booking huge fucking jobs.. How does an immigrant on a work visa move to LA and re-invent herself as a huge fucking star that local Americans can’t even make happen for themselves…how did she get the right meeting and get hired….she’s a fucking SCAB…stealing jobs from Americans…Trump would be mad if she was a man and Mexican but while hot and Australian…keep giving her that money… These are pics from VOGUE AUSTRALIA, her mother country, celebrating her win….but I still don’t get her fame, fortune, success…but believe at my core…she sucked the right dick. This is from Vogue…shit looks as good as she gets, make-up, good lighting, etc…and it’s not even that good. The post Margot Robbie Vogue Australia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
The news that Joy-Anna Duggar is pregnant with her first child drew a surprising reaction from fans of her famous family. It seems not a month goes by without a Duggar pregnancy announcement, and usually the response from fans is universally congratulatory. But the timing of Joy-Anna’s statement resulted in confusion from some Duggar obsessives and outright condemnation from others. Here’s a recap: Joy married Austin Forsyth in May. Just three months later, she announced her pregnancy with an Instagram photo in which she appeared to be several months along. The Duggars offered an official conception timeline to put to rest any rumors of premarital sex, which is strictly forbidden by their arch-conservative religious beliefs. The family insisted that Joy got pregnant on one of the first nights of her honeymoon. Fans were unconvinced, and rumors of Joy-Anna’s “shotgun wedding” began to circulate on social media. The Duggars will likely never address the matter directly themselves, but a family friend spoke out about the rumors surrounding Joy-Anna during a recent “ask me anything” session on Reddit. The friend chose to remain anonymous, but she appeared to be knowledgeable about a number of topics that the Duggars have not yet spoken about publicly. Asked point blank if she believes Joy-Anna got pregnant before her wedding, the source responded simply that it’s “not likely.” It’s important to note that elsewhere in the thread, the insider offered information and opinions that were not entirely favorable to the Duggars. For instance, she confirmed that Jim Bob is a domineering force in his household and that women have few rights on the Duggar compound. For the most part, however, she spoke about Counting On clan in glowing terms. We supposed that’s not particularly surprising, considering she identified herself as a family friend. So will these remarks put to rest the rumors that Joy-Anna conceived prior to saying “I do”? Almost certainly not, particularly since fan theories regarding her date of conception are based on much more than Joy’s sizable baby bump and the timing of her announcement. For one thing, Joy-Anna and Austin admitted to breaking her family’s courtship rules in an interview with Counting On producers. Of course, given the draconian nature of those rules, that could mean many things. The Duggars require chaperones on all dates involving non-married couples, and they even place time limits on hand-holding. So while many consider Joy-Anna’s admission to be particularly damning, that’s not necessarily an indication of premarital sex. There is one incriminating clue, however, that’s proven difficult for the Duggars to explain away. Joy-Anna and Austin rescheduled their wedding from October of this year to May. Many believe the date was pushed up five months to conceal the fact that Joy-Anna is expecting. Thus far, her family has yet to offer a different explanation. In all likelihood, the matter will never be settled to the satisfaction of the family’s most nosy fans. But as long as Jim Bob and company openly engage in harsh moral judgement of others, fans will continue to look for signs of hypocrisy–and so far those signs have proven plentiful. Watch Counting On online for more from reality TV’s most controversial family. View Slideshow: Joy-Anna Duggar Pregnancy Raises One Huge Question
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