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Big Brother Recap: Fighting For the Crumbs

Last week’s nominees, Keith and Porsche, were both certain they had the votes and didn’t even try to save themselves from eviction ( the joke was on Keith ). This time around, several newbies were scrambling to cut deals and cover their respective backsides before Jordan’s nominations were even announced. Who did she put up, and who do you think stands the better chance of survival? THG breaks down last night’s live episode in a +/- recap below … Porsche is, like, so said to see Keith go. “NOT!” Minus 7 for that sixth-grader style diss, and for how funny she thought she was while delivering it. Adam and Dominic are both convinced the other turned on Keith, when neither of them did! Plus 5 for Shelley’s turncoat vote that no one expects. Pretty poor display by the new kids overall, though. They had the numbers, then coughed it up, and now kiss up, rather pathetically. Minus 7 . Evel Dick left , but his prediction of picking off these weak ass competitors one by one looks spot on. Plus 3 , because we really miss that guy. Only Dominic seems like he gives a crap about fighting back against the big kids and formulating a plan beyond straight up begging. Even if we’re not sure the Daniele mini-alliance will do the trick, Plus 6 for effort. Hopefully Dom and Daniele continue this “showmance” though. We can actually kind of see it, and the season needs a jolt of excitement. Plus 7 . Adam goes the opposite route and tells Jeff he voted against them in Week One. Honestly is the best policy … everywhere but Big Brother . Minus 5 . Rachel in a Princeton shirt reinforces why you can’t assume people attend the colleges whose apparel they sport. Anyone can buy them. Plus 4 . SHOCKINGLY, Brenchel wins the Have-Have Not competition. They could have likely won this one in their sleep, too. Minus 8 for everyone else. Kalia got HURT? Really? They barely even moved! Minus 5 for that horrific display, and Minus 2 more for the comment about Lawon’s future grandkids being up in there. That doesn’t make any sense … why wouldn’t they just be his kids? Minus 3 more for imagining Rachel “on the bottom.” Ugh . Like Human Centipede 2 , that competition was so gross – as much for the commentary as for the visuals – it could have been banned nationwide. Plus 4 . For some reason, Cassi refuses to even try to hide her disdain for Rachel. Not that we don’t understand the sentiment, but Minus 6 for terrible game play. Plus 8 for Lawon and Kalia’s “game play,” because they are such a mess, it’s working in their favor at this point. J-squared never even mentioned them! No need for these floaters to grab a life vest anytime soon. Jeff and Jordan are smart players, and handling the situation as well as anyone could, but Plus only 4 because the competition makes it so easy for them. Adam and Dominic are nominated for eviction. The kid knows he’s up against it big time but doesn’t seem fazed in the least. Don’t count him out. Plus 3 . The season is feeling a bit dull so far. There’s just something missing. Maybe it’s the scheming. Maybe it’s the hookups under night vision. Maybe it’s the screaming matches. Or all of the above. Step it up, guys! Minus 15 . EPISODE TOTAL: -13. SEASON TOTAL: +12.

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Lights Out: Would Tom Six’s innocence-mutilating…

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Lights Out: Would Tom Six’s innocence-mutilating masterpiece The Human Centipede be more palatable as a musical? Emerson students investigate. See Also: Part 2 , Part 3 , Part 4 , Part 5 , Part 6 , Part 7 . [ thanks anon! ] Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : The Daily What Discovery Date : 05/04/2011 06:57 Number of articles : 2

Lights Out: Would Tom Six’s innocence-mutilating…

Weekend Forecast: Fockers of the World Unite and Take Over

Welcome back to a very special holiday edition of Movieline’s Weekend Forecast! Actually there is nothing that special about it besides the fact that it’s on Thursday and features perhaps the most whiplash-inducing swing of good-to-bad multiplex fare of any week in recent memory. But therein lies the happy news: There is good stuff to see here! But how much money will it make? To the Forecast!

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Can Steven Spielberg Save the Democratic Party? and 7 Other Stories You’ll Be Talking About Today

Also in today’s edition of The Broadsheet: Your daily Spider-man: Turn Out the Dark update…Harrison Ford does not want Indiana Jones dead…Merry Christmas from the Human Centipede director…and more…

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Can Steven Spielberg Save the Democratic Party? and 7 Other Stories You’ll Be Talking About Today

Gift Guide Update: From Amy Sedaris to Human Centipede, You’re Covered

A new selection of items can be found in the red-velvet-and-white-plush-trim sack that is Movieline’s Gift Guide , including cheapskate craft tips from Amy Sedaris , a dynamite new Rita Hayworth box set, James Franco ‘s pet project, an AT-AT the size of a pony , and the Human Centipede poster that will warm every heart in the house. It’s more tasteful than a Lexus with a bow on it, anyway. Go check it out !

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Elmo Speaks Out on Behalf of Katy Perry: ‘We’ll Have Another Playdate’

Katy Perry’s décolletage has been in the news more than usual this week, though that’s to be expected considering she dressed like the lead in a Zalman King movie during her banished-to-YouTube Sesame Street appearance. For her part, Perry hasn’t shown any hard feelings (no that wasn’t some sexual reference), but what of her duet partner, the always-up-for-a-good-time Elmo?

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Enjoy Your Lunch: The Trailer for The Human Centipede II: Full Sequence Has Arrived

Are you enjoying that sandwich? Maybe you should put it down for a few minutes. IFC announced today that it had acquired the rights for the “much anticipated” The Human Centipede sequel and simultaneously released a teaser trailer for director Tom Six’s sure-to-be vomit-inducing classic. Is it 2011 yet?

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Attend Fantastic Fest From Your Couch

Austin, Texas, is nice, but sometimes you just want a film festival to come to you, you know? Enter Fantastic Fest, which kicked off yesterday and will offer four of this year’s selections on IFC on Demand starting next week. Among them you’ll find the demonic thriller Heartless , the psychological thriller Red, White & Blue , the mountain-climbing horror show High Lane , and the Ozploitation entry Primal . And they’re even bringing last year’s fave Human Centipede back because hey, what the hell. You’ll miss the Q&A’ s, alas, but it’s a trade-off for avoiding airport security. Enjoy! [ Fantastic Fest ]

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The Human Centipede Porn Parody You’ve Been Waiting For

Further proof that the adult entertainment industry can create a parody film out of anything has arrived: director Lee Roy Myers and Tom Byron Pictures will take The Human Centipede and turn it into — wait for it — The Human Sex-ipede . Hilarious rationalizations for this project ahead.

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Movieline Liveblogs The Human Centipede!

OK. Okay . Here’s what’s about to happen: I’m going to go into the living room, fire up the cable box, and order Human Centipede On Demand (it’s not playing in Los Angeles yet, but Time Warner has generously made it available at the push of a button), and I’m going to liveblog it here, doing my absolute best not to faint, vomit or tear out my hair while screaming in anguish at my Maker about how He could allow something like this to exist. Is this a stupid stunt? Of course it is. But I need to find out for myself — and for you, the reader who has too much sense to subject him or herself to this cinematic abomination — if this is, in fact, 2010’s Most Barfiest Movie. Join me in this potentially soul-extinguishing exercise after the jump: (It should go without saying, but there will be many SPOILERS ahead.)

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